Uh Oh.. see who's on line at this exact mo

And you wonder why we think these things about you, Dyler!??

Whaa?? Shit..I don't even know what that is..Curse me and my sub-par sex knowledge!! :D

Dyler left.. :duh:

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Originally posted by poobs Or part of his bedroom decor? :wow:

Actually when i go to work i've got this little lock up where i keep things and you do have to duck sometimes when you enter..

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Originally posted by poobs Whaa?? Shit..I don't even know what that is..Curse me and my sub-par sex knowledge!! :D

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Dyler, we know it's you. That's why you're going to NY....you're doing a show. Awww, that's cute.....you don't have to be shy Dyler. You're wearing your mask in the photo too.....I knew it!

Ok, here's me. This is what I do on the weekends.....

I'm kidding...seriously kidding. I saw this photo and couldn't resist....

[Edited on 23-3-2004 by MichelleRene]

Oh my goodness...she does look like me....ahhhh!:wow::wow:











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Oh my goodness... And that's me in my little red number in the middle trying to get away before i get photographed.. ahhh:wow::wow:

Oh no! It's my evil twin! It's Shevil Mary Poppins!!!



Dyler, that's you in the little red rubber number? Now you're into cross-dressing? You're kinky!







[Edited on 22-3-2004 by MichelleRene]

:wow::o:wow::o


She is a goddess...you must worship her.... I thought this photo was quite interesting, in a kinky sort of way.....I guess she told them.

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Originally posted by MichelleRene what's wayne county?

Wayne County was Wayne County before he became Jayne County.. :o

Oh my..I don't know if I can contribute to this thread..

come on Poobs---did you see the picture of Dyler on the rack wearing his mask? Talk about funny!

I will get the wig story out of him, Michelle..Just you wait and see..

You're gonna be dissapointed...

But I will get it out of you..:wow::o:o:duh::duh:

Hahaaa! I knew you couldn't stay away..Not for sleep..Not for food..You are addicited, Dyler..:D

Now get in your knickers and go to bed!!

I think I'm going to
Blech..:o

mmmmm hmmmmm....yeah, sure you can. Dyler, you know you like posting your kinky wig and mask photos on here.

Will you be bringing them to NY as well? You could make some extra cash on the side.....

make sure you wear it to the Dirty Ho show---she'll probably pull you up onstage with her to sing....watch out she may kick your ass.

I can't, she's 2 and besides my brother would kill me...like I said I'm the one who is suppose to get on all the kiddie rides with her...oh joy. Can you see me booking around on the kiddie coaster... maybe I'll wear my IMA ROBOT shirt to Hershey Park----

I'd love to see Dirty Ho...I'd have to have quite a buzz for that show. I don't know if I could hold back the laughter though....hey, there's still hope the BOT may fill in some dates while you're in town....I'll read in the Wiccan book how to cast a spell for wishful thinking.....never know.:duh::wow:

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Originally posted by MichelleRene I can't, she's 2 and besides my brother would kill me...like I said I'm the one who is suppose to get on all the kiddie rides with her...oh joy. Can you see me booking around on the kiddie coaster...

I can see you doing it..After eating some brownies..

I know! I love roller coasters!! My sister gets sick.. She took me to Magic Mountain for my b-day a few years ago and she made me go on a few rides by myself cuz she was getting sick!!! Weak..:ticking:

I wanna go to Hershey, PA someday..I want to do that spa!! Ahh..A chocolate wrap..Sounds like heaven..

Oooh, like swimming in the chocolate river in Willy Wonka........I like the big lolli-pops and edible flowers.....but I'd really like to ride on that boat! That was cool, how trippy! I wish they had a ride like that there!

My neice is running around with her Elmo chair on her head.....must run in the family...poor girl.

Damn it! Kids are so freaking funny!!!

I always wanted to live in that factory..And live with Gene Wilder as Willy cuz he was hot..:D

I love Willy...maybe it's the name---Willy Wonka, Willy Hung....I dunno?

Poor Charlie, he's such a freak! That whole deal with the Granparents all sleeping in the same bed creeped me out! When I was little I thought they were all 4 physically connected to eachother...it scared me.....

But yeah, livin' in a brownie infested fantasy would be great! and the Boat! I love the Boat! I could dance with the OOOmpas----we'd be about the same height.....:duh:







[Edited on 23-3-2004 by MichelleRene]

Where's Dyler?? And which thread are we supposed to go to if we're going back and forth? This one or the shit talking one? I dont' want to annoy anyone.. Although, I think it's too late for that..:wow:

But it's the 3 of us again..No one else is posting..Seriously, is it us? :o:wow::duh::P I just used all the smilies that were at this fast post thing..

pee-pee...ahhh man my prudishness is coming out again....

Oh man, Neuwave! Remember when we were doing that on msn?? We would type slang words for body parts in all caps like we were yelling..Hahaha!!

VAGINA

TAINT












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Poobs--you don't know what TAINT is? Poobs.....it's that little area between (how can I put this nicely?) your (girl) or (guy) thang and your back door.....



MR. HAPPY!:D

DIRTY WILLY!

BALLS! I said BALLS damnit!

BEAVER!

Michelle said balls..

TWIG AND BERRIES------Austin Powers!

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Originally posted by poobs :wow: I've never heard that one!! LOVE WAND

That reminds me of Lick My Love Pump from Spinal Tap!!

It goes up to 11..

Why don't you make 10 the highest?

But..It goes up to 11..

Yay! Michelle is back!!

FLOWER! (Wait..that's not very fun..But, I do have a story!! I went to the gyno a few months ago and while she was examining me, she said that I had a pretty flower..I giggled and said thank you! She asked what kind it was and I had to think for a moment..She was talking about the wildflower tattoo i have on my leg!! As soon as I realized it, I said"Ohh!! The tattoo!!" and she looked at me like I was a freak..

PURPLE SOLDIER!

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Originally posted by poobs I went to the gyno a few months ago and while she was examining me, she said that I had a pretty flower..I giggled and said thank you! She asked what kind it was and I had to think for a moment..She was talking about the wildflower tattoo i have on my leg!! As soon as I realized it, I said"Ohh!! The tattoo!!" and she looked at me like I was a freak..

Oh my god that happened to me too when i went to my gyno and.. oopps.. i haven't got one... But i wish i did :wow:

No..You don't..

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Originally posted by poobs No..You don't..

Believe me... I KNOW I DON'T

The worst part is the initial spreading of the legs..That's a little awkward..:o

Yuk yuk yuk.... No details please...
Erm... It didn't rain today but i still saw a rainbow..

If we have to go through it, you have to listen to it!! So they insert this plastic (if you're lucky..metal can be cold) into your gaping..Uhh..Ok..Better not go into any more details..

Thank you Poobs.. Thank you so much for sparing us... Phew i'm glad i'm half man half boy..

Which half is man?? :o :o

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Originally posted by poobs Which half is man?? :o :o

The outside is man (sort of.. ha ha) but it's the brain that still thinks it's a boy

The funniest part is the sad face at the end of your post..

That's cos sometimes i still wish i was a boy :P

Just throw some underoos on and throw yourself down on the ground and have a tantrum..You'll be 3 again in no time!! :D

FLOWER! That is so damn funny!


I left for a bit to download Limewire---well, I did and it won't let me on to search for anything...pain in my ass!

Flower, gee Poobs you sure have a purdy flower...I would have died laughing.

And Dyler, yeah, I wouldn't be bragging that your outside is still a little boy.....or is that what you call the littl guy?

how little?:duh:

Awww, Dyler..

Damn..Sorry about Limewire Michelle! It works perfectly for me! :saint: and I did bust up laughing, after she removed the clamp or whatever it's called that they shove into you..:ticking:

ouch!:wow::o

You know what I'm talking about, Michelle..The one that keeps you open in order for them to prod you? :wow:

That's Michelle's split personality coming out..

A scary guy in ugly sunglasses was just riding by and I think he was staring at me..I'm up in my room with the curtains open, but I didn't think people could see in..Uhh..I better stop dancing around naked with the curtains open..:wow:

next time flash him!

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Originally posted by poobs A scary guy in ugly sunglasses was just riding by and I think he was staring at me..I'm up in my room with the curtains open, but I didn't think people could see in..Uhh..I better stop dancing around naked with the curtains open..:wow:

You recognised me?.. And hey these sunglasses cost me £3.50

Dyler came early...to the states that is



[Edited on 24-3-2004 by MichelleRene]

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Originally posted by DylerPlummer You recognised me?.. And hey these sunglasses cost me £3.50

Holy crap!! That made me laugh so hard!!

Michelle, I shall take your advice..Maybe he'll crash his bike..

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Originally posted by poobs Michelle, I shall take your advice..Maybe he'll crash his bike..

Hey i'm off the bike and halfway up the ladder..

That figures Dyler...watch out Poobs, he may try and steal your pink tank top to go with his pink thong!

Can you imagine looking out your window seeing Dyler dancing around in his underwear? oh yeah, and that mask....

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Originally posted by MichelleRene Can you imagine looking out your window seeing Dyler dancing around in his underwear? oh yeah, and that mask....

I've dreamed about it many times..:wow: