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MichelleRene - 3-22-2004 at 04:41 PM

no...I'm as bare as a babys ass....:o:D

poobs - 3-22-2004 at 04:43 PM

AAHHHHHHHAAAAHHHAAAAAA!!! :o :lol:

MichelleRene - 3-22-2004 at 04:47 PM

I gotta go...my babysitting time is almost up. But I will be back tomorrow, same bot time, same bot channel....:duh:

Have a great night Poobs and Dyler....don't do anything I wouldn't do....hahahaha! Me soo sleepy........:yawn::yawn:

poobs - 3-22-2004 at 04:51 PM

Night, Michelle!!

poobs - 3-22-2004 at 06:26 PM

Here's the tank!!

poobs - 3-22-2004 at 06:36 PM

There's orange trim around the neckline..So cute! It's a little tight, but that's just fine..:duh: :yes:

DylerPlummer - 3-23-2004 at 12:26 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by poobs
Here's the tank!!

Hey.. New wallpaper for my computer screen.. :lol:

MichelleRene - 3-23-2004 at 07:27 AM

Damn Poobs! :o:o:o:wow::wow: you look great in tank tops-----I don't fill mine out quite as nicely..... :no:

Dyler, I guess you have a new wallpaper design for your computer screen..... :lol:

Poob's pink tank would match you hot pink weenie thong! :lol:

DylerPlummer - 3-23-2004 at 07:30 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by MichelleRene

Dyler, I guess you have a new wallpaper design for your computer screen..... :lol:

Poob's pink tank would match you hot pink weenie thong! :lol:

It's a pouch darling.. Thong is sooooooooo yesterday :lol:

MichelleRene - 3-23-2004 at 07:34 AM

:lol:

Good morning Mr. Plummer....oh, sorry, pouch is funnier!

I'm still sleepy, just fed my neice her late breakfast, and she's watching her kiddie shows....she's so cute.

:D

DylerPlummer - 3-23-2004 at 07:51 AM

Morning?... The day is coming to an end for me

But the evening is getting ready to start :D

MichelleRene - 3-23-2004 at 08:12 AM

Whoops, I forgot-----you're like 5 hours ahead of me. The day has just started here, it's 11 am. It's a bootiful sunny day but still very cold. By the end of the week it's suppose to reach a whopping 60 degrees....I may die of heat stroke. But I think Saturday when the Bot plays the Chili-Cook-Off, it's suppose to be nice out. I hope so, I really want to see Willy Hung---and of course IMA ROBOT!

And gee, let's not forget the chili----ick. I'm not too big on chili. As long as it doesn't have meat in it I may try it. Then again, sitting outside in vats all day with the flys buzzzing around doesn't sound too tempting. I'll stick with my skittles! :lol:

MichelleRene - 3-23-2004 at 08:22 AM

Dyler, are you there? did you go to the potty? Hello, testies...one, two, three...... are you still looking at Poob's pink tank top?

Poobs---where are you?

DylerPlummer - 3-23-2004 at 08:28 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by MichelleRene

are you still looking at Poob's pink tank top?

Ooopps... Busted.. :lol:

MichelleRene - 3-23-2004 at 08:34 AM

:lol:

you are so bad.....wait til Poobs gets on here.....she's gonna give you a peice of.......her mind... :lol:

poobs - 3-23-2004 at 08:40 AM

I'm here! I'm just getting the child ready for snowboarding..Dyler, get your hands out of your pants..:ticking:

DylerPlummer - 3-23-2004 at 08:42 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by poobs
I'm here! I'm just getting the child ready for snowboarding..Dyler, get your hands out of your pants..:ticking:

Ooopps.. Busted again :lol:

MichelleRene - 3-23-2004 at 08:45 AM

:lol:

snowboarding...that sounds like fun!

Yeah Dyler, put your hands up where we can see them. :lol:

DylerPlummer - 3-23-2004 at 08:47 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by MichelleRene

Yeah Dyler, put your hands up where we can see them. :lol:

Ohwa... Do i have to put both hands up :rolleyes:

DylerPlummer - 3-23-2004 at 08:49 AM

Sorry sorry sorry... I apologise for the last few posts i must have sunstroke or something... Hey wait a minute it's overcast and grey here and it has been all day... :lol:

poobs - 3-23-2004 at 08:50 AM

You're having a stroke all right..:o

poobs - 3-23-2004 at 08:52 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by MichelleRene
Damn Poobs! :o:o:o:wow::wow: you look great in tank tops-----I don't fill mine out quite as nicely..... :no:

It's a curse..

MichelleRene - 3-23-2004 at 08:53 AM

:lol:

a stroke or two :lol:

No stroking while on the boards..... :lol:

DylerPlummer - 3-23-2004 at 08:54 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by poobs
You're having a stroke all right..:o

Oh...

Huh... I don't get it :saint:

MichelleRene - 3-23-2004 at 08:55 AM

Boobies are fun! Us girls have something the men don't! Boobies are great! Remember Poobs---we are Goddesses, they must worship us.....:duh: and most men worship Boobies!

poobs - 3-23-2004 at 08:55 AM

I'll explain..First, grab on to your throbbing..WAit..This is a family message board..You'll just have to figure it out..:duh:

DylerPlummer - 3-23-2004 at 08:56 AM

Phew.... Saved by the saint on Poobs right shoulder..

[Edited on 23-3-2004 by DylerPlummer]

poobs - 3-23-2004 at 08:56 AM

I know..I love boobies..These Mormon kids came to the door a few weeks ago and I was wearing a tight Strokes tee and they both kept looking at the tatas...I think I could have turned them away from their religion with these puppies.. :yes:

MichelleRene - 3-23-2004 at 08:56 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by DylerPlummer

Quote:

Originally posted by poobs
You're having a stroke all right..:o

Huh... I don't get it :saint:

Yeah, that's why you're stroking it...ahhh BURN! I'm just kidding Dyler but it was too easy. :lol:

A little stroking here and there is good for yah. :lol:

poobs - 3-23-2004 at 08:57 AM

I'll still explain it to you..But not here..

MichelleRene - 3-23-2004 at 08:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by poobs
I know..I love boobies..These Mormon kids came to the door a few weeks ago and I was wearing a tight Strokes tee and they both kept looking at the tatas...I think I could have turned them away from their religion with these puppies.. :yes:

Oh my:o:o:wow::wow:

poobs - 3-23-2004 at 09:00 AM

That's what they get!! Damn Mormons!!!:ticking: I'm kidding!!! I love Mormons!! :yes:

DylerPlummer - 3-23-2004 at 09:01 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by poobs
I'll still explain it to you..But not here..

Gulp..

Erm sorry i dissappeared for a mo.. i was just having a word with God.

MichelleRene - 3-23-2004 at 09:01 AM

God gave us these guns for a reason.....they're our weapon....... :lol:

I saw that in a movie once......

Boobies! I said BOOBIES! :lol:

poobs - 3-23-2004 at 09:02 AM

BBOOOOBBBIIIEEEESSSSS!!!:wow:

poobs - 3-23-2004 at 09:02 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by DylerPlummer

Quote:

Originally posted by poobs
I'll still explain it to you..But not here..

Gulp..

Erm sorry i dissappeared for a mo.. i was just having a word with God.

Now wipe that sweat off your brow, Dyler.. :yes:

MichelleRene - 3-23-2004 at 09:02 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by DylerPlummer

Quote:

Originally posted by poobs
I'll still explain it to you..But not here..

Gulp..

Erm sorry i dissappeared for a mo.. i was just having a word with God.

Ewww, Dyler what are you doing? He's got Poobie boobies on the brain. :lol:

Dyler, put your hands up where we can see them!

MichelleRene - 3-23-2004 at 09:04 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by poobs

Quote:

Originally posted by DylerPlummer

Quote:

Originally posted by poobs
I'll still explain it to you..But not here..

Gulp..

Erm sorry i dissappeared for a mo.. i was just having a word with God.

Now wipe that sweat off your brow, Dyler.. :yes:

and your hands..... :lol:

DylerPlummer - 3-23-2004 at 09:06 AM

Nooooooooooo.. I mean't i dissappeared meaning i was talking to God about changing my religion not... Hey i don't believe in God and HEY... I WASN'T DOING THAT either.. Honest..

MichelleRene - 3-23-2004 at 09:06 AM

no wonder no one else talks to us on the boards...we're always talking about sex! What's wrong with us? We need to incorporate the Bot somehow into our discussions.....:o

MichelleRene - 3-23-2004 at 09:07 AM

You're an athiest Dyler..wow everyone on this board has such a different outlook ....how did we all come to liking the Bot? Wow, we all have something in common......very cool.:D

DylerPlummer - 3-23-2004 at 09:09 AM

No i'm not an Athiest.. But after the last few posts i don't know what i believe in any more.. Ha ha..

MichelleRene - 3-23-2004 at 09:19 AM

:yawn::yawn::yawn: I feel sick! I ate a peanut butta jellay sandwich, and I feel like I'm going to throw-up----what the hell? I hope I'm not getting that crazy stomach flu! Oh No! I can't, not for this weekend! Where's the PeptoBismol????

And last night I woke up at 3:15am, and couldn't go back to sleep until 4:30am------my sleeping pattern was all messed up! I need to lay down......no more Peanut Butta and Jellay!!!!

poobs - 3-23-2004 at 09:26 AM

Prego??:o:o

DylerPlummer - 3-23-2004 at 09:57 AM

Three.... Are we all here..

poobs - 3-23-2004 at 10:00 AM

:lol:

I followed the trail to here!! Hahahaa!!

MichelleRene - 3-23-2004 at 10:06 AM

No, I'm not prego! No kids for me.....not for a long time-----I know I'm definitely not......:D it would take alot of planning for that one.

poobs - 3-23-2004 at 10:11 AM

Ok michelle..But if you start having cravings for salami and jelly sammiches, I think you should get yourself checked out.. :yes:

MichelleRene - 3-23-2004 at 10:43 AM

Ewwww! that sounds gross! No, right now I just crave some Bot and brownies!

Saturday is the Bot and Brownies Tour! :lol:

poobs - 3-23-2004 at 10:44 AM

Dyler, you're smooth and you smell pretty..Now come back!! :o :lol:

poobs - 3-23-2004 at 10:45 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by MichelleRene
Ewwww! that sounds gross!

What? I'm eating one right now! :o :yes:

Bot and Brownie tour..Hmm..Makes me hungry.. :yes:

poobs - 3-23-2004 at 05:59 PM

Oh..Update on the sister situation..Not that anyone cares..But she hasn't said a word..In fact, she was downright cheerful the other day when we were shopping! yay! There's nothing worse than being in a feud with her..Especially when you have no idea about it..

MichelleRene - 3-24-2004 at 06:39 AM

Maybe she forgot about it...that's cool.

This is the shit talking thread, huh? Well POOP!

Oh, my Nitzer Ebb CD should be here today.....the guy finally contacted me and said he put the wrong address on it, and it came back to him---so he re-mailed it Monday and should be here today----what a ding-dong! He said he would give it to me free and refund my money. I felt bad because it was an honest mistake...so I told him no, that's ok...but he still wants to paypal my money back---I already told him I wouldn't leave negative feedback.....It's been a month since I paid for it. I hope it's in my mailbox when I get home......

Watch, it won't be.... :no:

poobs - 3-24-2004 at 08:29 AM

:lol:

Well at least you know he wasn't cheating you..If he hadn't offered to pay you back, I would have just thought he was jerking you around..That's pretty cool of him..My fingers will be crossed for you!! :D

poobs - 3-24-2004 at 08:29 AM

OH..And
FECES!! :lol:

MichelleRene - 3-24-2004 at 09:07 AM

and what about :

BUNGHOLE!

or:

SUSIE!

:lol:

poobs - 3-24-2004 at 09:16 AM

Susie?? My old best friend?? Whaaa???:o:o :lol:

LOGS AND CANNONBALLS!! :lol:

MichelleRene - 3-24-2004 at 09:23 AM

PORK! BANG! NAIL! and SCREW!

MY GIRLFRIEND! JOHNSON! NUBBLIES!

Oh my...I'm going off. Better stop.....

SINK THE PINK! BACKDOOR! VULVA!

BALLHAIR! (from Deuce Bigalo male Gigalo) the girl with tourettes cracked me up!

poobs - 3-24-2004 at 09:27 AM

Michelle..I think you're a bit into this poopy talk.. :lol:

ASS GOOP
DROPPING THE KIDS OFF AT THE POOL
DUMP

:lol:

DylerPlummer - 3-24-2004 at 09:33 AM

Medication time girls...

poobs - 3-24-2004 at 09:36 AM

CLEVELAND STEAMER

[Edited on 3-24-2004 by poobs]

MichelleRene - 3-24-2004 at 09:37 AM

Oh no! Dylers ears must have been burning!

and......POOPY-DOO!

MichelleRene - 3-24-2004 at 09:39 AM

Dyler in his pink thong!

poobs - 3-24-2004 at 09:40 AM

:lol:

MichelleRene - 3-24-2004 at 10:55 AM

got my dancin' shoes on for Saturdays show!

poobs - 3-24-2004 at 10:58 AM

I'm picturing you standing at the door right now doing that.. :lol:

I'm ready
I'm ready
I'm ready
I'm ready :lol:

MichelleRene - 3-24-2004 at 11:25 AM

and I'll be doin' this.....

and a little bit of:

poobs - 3-24-2004 at 11:26 AM

You and Willy!!

nurzetrev - 3-24-2004 at 11:29 AM

GEEK CENTRAL!!!

you guys! amazing...now run along and play a little

CHEST HOCKEY ...have a little
FLESH AVALANCHE ...now and again....
TIE YOUR SISTER DOWN (Is that from a Queen jam?)

poobs - 3-24-2004 at 11:32 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by nurzetrev

CHEST HOCKEY

:o:o Sounds painful..:o:o :lol:

nurzetrev - 3-24-2004 at 11:51 AM

what's a little pain now and again? , said the headmaster to the little children
:lol:

(the headmaster of course is played my Joan Cusack in this aside) so it's *ahm, family oriented

nurzetrev - 3-24-2004 at 11:56 AM

and meanwhile...Psychic Helps Police Waste Valuable Time

MANCHESTER, NH—More than 36 hours after the disappearance of 53-year-old Heather Jordan, Manchester police hired local psychic Lynette Mure-Davis to help waste their valuable time Monday. "I see a river... and along the banks is an outcropping with five lilac bushes," said Mure-Davis, who then paused a full 90 seconds to "collect vibrations" from Jordan's scarf. "I also see a man... tall, but stocky, wearing... a hat. And an animal, perhaps a dog." As of press time, Jordan was still trapped under a collapsed utility shed three blocks west of her house.

poobs - 3-24-2004 at 11:57 AM

:lol:

nurzetrev - 3-24-2004 at 11:58 AM

and Sears and Roebuck plead 'not guilty' to pornography charges

poobs - 3-24-2004 at 12:00 PM

Whaaa??? Is this from The Onion??

nurzetrev - 3-24-2004 at 12:01 PM

...their vacuum steamer functions were solely intended to clean and beautify
household rugs as shown in the advertisement

nurzetrev - 3-24-2004 at 12:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by poobs
Whaaa??? Is this from The Onion??

please, sister, don't make a naked, grown man cry!... ok, ok, I made a few changes, but yes
I do like and subscribe to 'onion-like' philosophy reporting and shizzle :lol:

:saint:

poobs - 3-24-2004 at 12:05 PM

The Onion rocks my fucking socks off.. :lol:

nurzetrev - 3-24-2004 at 12:13 PM

oh you wear socks too?... I thought all you wore were tank tops and the matching helmet which are afraid to show in public!...excellent!:wow:

MichelleRene - 3-24-2004 at 12:19 PM

You're naked? Trevor why are you on the computer while you're naked?

:o

nurzetrev - 3-24-2004 at 12:24 PM

:rolleyes:

I knew you'd understand...no I was fully decked out in the sleep chamber...wait, this isn't the dream thread...it's too chilly for that girlfriend,
I sitting by a friggin' space heater!

MichelleRene - 3-24-2004 at 12:27 PM

Aren't you suppose to be on your way to Baltimore to see Farquhar? It's still pretty cold up here.......

I'm hungry........ :yes:

poobs - 3-24-2004 at 12:30 PM

Nice to meet you, hungry..mmmwaaahhahahaaaaaa!!!! :lol:

nurzetrev - 3-24-2004 at 12:31 PM

there's still time for that...and not that I'm clothesless, but
I was in the market for some cool pants if I got there early enough...
but naw, I'm not leaving for a few hours...only takes me two to get up
to John Watersville...

nurzetrev - 3-24-2004 at 12:34 PM

Hungry like the wolf that eats men, wooohoaaaaa!!!! :lol:

MichelleRene - 3-24-2004 at 12:36 PM

You'll be close to John Watersville, by the SideBar.

Maybe Willy won't be wearing any pants on Saturday....:wow:

MichelleRene - 3-24-2004 at 12:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by nurzetrev
Hungry like the wolf that eats men, wooohoaaaaa!!!! :lol:

:o:o:o:duh::duh::saint::saint:

who me...no I only eat little children..... :lol:

nurzetrev - 3-24-2004 at 12:46 PM

(in teenage schoolgirl voice) "you secretly love him!...You want to have 9000 of his hung babies!"

:lol:

x1000

MichelleRene - 3-24-2004 at 12:55 PM

Sssshhhh...you're not suppose to tell everyone....Yeah, and I could name them:

Ding Hung
Dong Hung
Peter Hung
Willy Hung, Jr.
Dick hung
Dung Hung......, hopefully I wouldn't have any girls.....

:lol:

poobs - 3-24-2004 at 01:03 PM

"I'd like you to meet my daugher, So Hung".. :lol:

nurzetrev - 3-24-2004 at 01:07 PM

sum young ho Hung

poobs - 3-24-2004 at 01:09 PM

Sum Yung Guy Hung?

MichelleRene - 3-24-2004 at 01:19 PM

Sum Cum Hung :lol:

nurzetrev - 3-24-2004 at 01:22 PM

and SUm Go Hung (Ry)! :rolleyes:

:duh:

poobs - 3-24-2004 at 01:40 PM

Sum Lik Balls Hung

poobs - 3-24-2004 at 02:36 PM

Gei Wel Hung?

Crap I'm bored!! :o

MichelleRene - 3-25-2004 at 07:14 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by poobs
Sum Lik Balls Hung

poor Willy, he was probably tortured in High school......I hope he doesn't go postal and break out a machine gun on Saturday... :no:

poobs - 3-25-2004 at 07:49 AM

The chili will bring back early memories of the school cafeteria, and the large object that was shoved up his butt by the cruel kids in his class..