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Imaveedub - 4-1-2004 at 06:28 PM

:o

Imaveedub - 4-1-2004 at 06:29 PM

there.....one hundred.......:o

poobs - 4-1-2004 at 06:29 PM

ANNOYING!!

You ruined what I was going for..Damn you!! :mad:

My ball-kicking shoes are being dusted off as we speak.. :mad:

Imaveedub - 4-1-2004 at 06:29 PM

:lol:

Imaveedub - 4-1-2004 at 06:30 PM

ur welcome...... :lol:

nurzetrev - 4-1-2004 at 07:34 PM

...yeah, Tarzan here, I've since switched modes of transpo', that's the lingo the kids are using I hear, anyways, I've purchased a VW Toureg and I'm in route for the border via Texas...I'm on the way to run over yr right and left testes with merely 1/8000th of tread on the left front...they're preparing a cot for you in the barracks as we speaks, but I hear the morphine is good, for that sort of thing...:o :lol:

poobs - 4-1-2004 at 07:37 PM

Awesome, Trevor..:ticking::ticking: Don't forget to take pictures!! :saint:

Imaveedub - 4-1-2004 at 07:37 PM

congratulations on ur VeeDub purchase....

nurzetrev - 4-1-2004 at 08:56 PM

actually its a Passat GLX, but you know Toureg just sounds like yr on a road trip riding a pregnant dinosaur?!!! :ticking:, :lol:

hey kidding and all but the key
doubles as the dullest switchblade I've seen this side of the alps and north
of the N Carolina, S Carolina 'south of the border' tourist stop, for people who wish they were in New Mexico/Arizona...

[Edited on 2-4-2004 by nurzetrev]

DylerPlummer - 4-1-2004 at 09:47 PM

Poobs.. Remember what we spoke about last night (or was it earlier this after.. anyways.... Get that car ready cos tonight we're going to Mexico City.. You still in? Oh yeah and i'm gonna bring some of those special glasses like the ones they wear in John carpenters "They Live".. and a butterfly night for those little ones..

poobs - 4-1-2004 at 09:50 PM

It's gassed up and ready to go.. :mad:

DylerPlummer - 4-1-2004 at 10:05 PM

Good cos tonight we are GONNA 'AVE IT LARGE.. Well someone else is

Imaveedub - 4-1-2004 at 11:13 PM

ur comin to mexico city? :lol:

Imaveedub - 4-1-2004 at 11:13 PM

wuts in mexico city? :lol:

MichelleRene - 4-2-2004 at 06:51 AM

:lol:

nurzetrev - 4-2-2004 at 12:36 PM

ok all, just a quick memo...tarzan is now a tiger,
tiger's are now giraffe's and giraffe's are now getting donuts, smoking and drinking coffee with the rest of the rats in the race. Now back to our irregularly scheduled program....

[img]http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:xTOYy_XHNsYJ:www.co-opones.to/male/viewer/images/tarzan.gif[/img]

poobs - 4-2-2004 at 01:07 PM

No more Tarzan?? Even if he's a tiger, can he still wear this??

DylerPlummer - 4-2-2004 at 01:10 PM

And over to you michelle..

poobs - 4-2-2004 at 01:14 PM

Where is she?? She hasn't been on since early this morning!! Maybe she's having some morning, afternoon, and evening delight with her man!! :wow: :lol:

nurzetrev - 4-2-2004 at 01:20 PM

if you squeezed those, in the woods and no one was around...would orange juice come out?

poobs - 4-2-2004 at 01:28 PM

I think it would be chocolate sauce..:D

Chaseylaney - 4-2-2004 at 08:52 PM

[Edited on 3-4-2004 by Chaseylaney]

nurzetrev - 4-3-2004 at 12:46 AM

yeah, that's what I'm talking about...'no comeent':ticking: :lol:

MichelleRene - 4-3-2004 at 10:22 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by nurzetrev
if you squeezed those, in the woods and no one was around...would orange juice come out?

:o:o:o:o:o:o:duh::duh::duh::duh::duh:

MichelleRene - 4-3-2004 at 11:14 AM

After I went shopping yesterday, talked to Mr. T, I came home, ate something and put the TV on....then at like 4pm-Poof! The electric goes out until around 6:40pm----comes back on again then at 9:pm-Poof! It goes out again for a couple of hours! Someone must have hit a major line...I hate when that happens-----no computer, no TV, no light to read....ahhh! So you know what I did? Went to sleep for a couple of hours...what an exciting Friday night! :lol:

I felt bad for my brother and his wife...they live 3 blocks away from me and they had to deal with my 2 year old niece and no electric! :lol:

poobs - 4-3-2004 at 01:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MichelleRene

I felt bad for my brother and his wife...they live 3 blocks away from me and they had to deal with my 2 year old niece and no electric! :lol:

yeah..By that laughing smilie, I can tell you really felt bad..

I like when the electricity goes out..You get to bust out the candles and light a fire in the fireplace and..and..be bored out of your mind.. :yes:

:duh:

nurzetrev - 4-4-2004 at 02:42 AM

I like it when the electricity goes out and...the ghost of Benjamin Franklin sits around with you in the dark by candle light drinking irish whiskey and muttering ...fucking idiots

poobs - 4-4-2004 at 09:38 AM

Yeah..That's fun too..:duh:

nurzetrev - 4-4-2004 at 10:09 AM

...I'm Rick James biatch!

poobs - 4-4-2004 at 10:15 AM

Awhat? Awhat? Awhat? Awhat? Awhat? YAYAH!!

nurzetrev - 4-4-2004 at 10:19 AM

...that's all I'm packin' herr' lately, I haven't seen the show this season :o
been, uhh, busy, ...with borderline TV depravation...saw ten years of tv in LA, to make sure I was on top of things...now I know I'm on top of things...
TEN HUT! :lol:

...caring is sharing...now share yo ass

poobs - 4-4-2004 at 11:28 AM

What are you on top of?? :o

nurzetrev - 4-5-2004 at 12:30 AM

right now...I'm on top of Mt. Cyanide Breathmint...and it's got me pretty high!

poobs - 4-5-2004 at 07:19 AM

Are you sleeping on a hollow log? :wow:

Imaveedub - 4-5-2004 at 08:21 AM

what i wanna know is.......who's tarzan? and why are you cheering him up?

:o

nurzetrev - 4-12-2004 at 09:09 PM

haha...Tarzan shall never falter...now where are the hotstess with the grapes and the wine?

poobs - 4-12-2004 at 10:09 PM

I found the hostesses with the grapes and uhh..salad?

nurzetrev - 4-12-2004 at 10:19 PM

uhh, are you playing hideandseek? I can't see that ?!:P

poobs - 4-12-2004 at 10:22 PM

Are you serious? Did my David Beckham pic ever show up in the Hot thread?? Cuz I can see it!! :yes:

nurzetrev - 4-12-2004 at 10:54 PM

what is that...sunday school girls gone dazed and confused?

poobs - 4-12-2004 at 10:57 PM

They're here to serve you, m'Lord..:P :lol:

[Edited on 4-13-2004 by poobs]

nurzetrev - 4-12-2004 at 11:01 PM

I'm sorry, but the greek festival is next weekend!

poobs - 4-12-2004 at 11:05 PM

Well you know..It's all Greek to me!!! Hardee Har Har Har.. *rimjob* er..I mean, *rimshot*... :lol:

nurzetrev - 4-12-2004 at 11:08 PM

hey what's with the 'bucket humor' ?...this is a family program...
now where my damn crispy f'd up nuggets??!

poobs - 4-12-2004 at 11:12 PM

Right..Back to Michael Jackson's Happy Touchy Fondle Fun-Time Hour!!

nurzetrev - 4-12-2004 at 11:18 PM

oh, it's just an hour today ?!! :wow: :lol:

poobs - 4-12-2004 at 11:24 PM

He's too busy in the de-tanning salon to do more than an hour..He'll have a "private show" later tonight with the latest Barney kids..:o :lol:

MichelleRene - 4-13-2004 at 06:23 AM

look I found some sexy Tarzan underoos! Wow...these sure would be a turn-on, huh? :lol:

how could you go wrong with these cuties?

MichelleRene - 4-13-2004 at 06:30 AM

what a cute little butt......wow! Where can I get a pair of these? :yes:

poobs - 4-13-2004 at 07:37 AM

A pair of those cheeks? The local plastic surgeon.. :yes:

nurzetrev - 4-13-2004 at 07:55 AM

hmm, can't see the Tarzans'...guess I didn't want to ...now the butt-erfly sweetie...the question shouldn't be where, but when :lol:

MichelleRene - 4-13-2004 at 08:15 AM

:lol:

.....awww man, I can't believe the Tarzan underoos didn't show...damnit! They were so hot too..... :lol:

the Vader ones didn't post either....

poobs - 4-13-2004 at 08:39 AM

Whenever I see this thread, the song Cheer Up Charlie starts playing in my head..And it won't stop..:o:o:o:o

nurzetrev - 4-13-2004 at 10:45 PM

when I think about this thread I touch myself...wait wrong thread :lol:

nurzetrev - 4-14-2004 at 12:46 AM

uh, yes operator? ...oh uhm, I'd like the number for Foreplay in Hollywood...thanks...
Hi! is this foreplay?...yeah can I get a sexy Jackalope costume...ok great be right there...

[Edited on 14-4-2004 by nurzetrev]

MichelleRene - 4-14-2004 at 05:58 AM

:lol:

:wow::wow::wow: :lol:

sexy sexy........... :lol:

poobs - 4-14-2004 at 07:04 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by nurzetrev
when I think about this thread I touch myself...wait wrong thread :lol:

Which thread is it??? :o :lol:

MichelleRene - 4-14-2004 at 07:12 AM

:lol:

yeah...which thread? Trevor...come on you know we'd want to know which thread makes you want to touch yourself.... :lol:

Looking at that Trent Reznor photo makes me want to touch myself...oops...did I say that?

poobs - 4-14-2004 at 07:20 AM

I AM touching myself!! :yes:

nurzetrev - 4-14-2004 at 10:21 AM

touching you :wow:hooo hooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!:yawn:
tochinng me heeeeeee heeeeeeehe hheheeeee h :rolleyes:

:yawn:

touching you :lol:

:wow::o god your touching meeaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!
yaaaaaayaaaaaaaayaaaayaayaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa :lol:

!!!!!!!!!!

poobs - 4-14-2004 at 10:31 AM

Pleeeeeaassee forgive meeeeeeeeee
IIIIIIII never meant to hurt yooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuu..

nurzetrev - 4-14-2004 at 11:15 AM

a chorus of dogs howling ...:yawn: ahooooooooooooo!!!! :lol:

:yawn::yawn:

happysmilely - 4-14-2004 at 03:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by nurzetrev
touching you :wow:hooo hooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!:yawn:
tochinng me heeeeeee heeeeeeehe hheheeeee h :rolleyes:

:yawn:

touching you :lol:

:wow::o god your touching meeaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!
yaaaaaayaaaaaaaayaaaayaayaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa :lol:

!!!!!!!!!!

yes good song good song :lol:

happysmilely - 4-14-2004 at 03:51 PM

happysmilely - 4-14-2004 at 03:53 PM

kida looks like tarzan dosn't he :lol:

poobs - 4-14-2004 at 04:10 PM

Ahhhh!! He does look like Tarzan!!! :wow: :lol:

happysmilely - 4-14-2004 at 04:14 PM

so would the others be the apes???? :o :lol:

poobs - 4-14-2004 at 04:15 PM

Which one is Jane? :duh:

happysmilely - 4-14-2004 at 04:15 PM

however I think he could pass for Jane as well

:D

[Edited on 15-4-2004 by happysmilely]

poobs - 4-14-2004 at 04:20 PM

He's a SHIM!!!!! :wow:

happysmilely - 4-14-2004 at 06:34 PM

JANE????

[IMG]http://www.rdphoto.co.uk/darkness%20web/images/THE%20DARKNESS%20(3).jpg[/IMG]

poobs - 4-14-2004 at 07:24 PM

If I was a lesbian, I would hit on him..:duh:

happysmilely - 4-14-2004 at 07:36 PM

I bet :lol:

nurzetrev - 4-14-2004 at 08:49 PM

wait...uht, but how...how did you people get those...those should've never gotten out...I ...I ...no wha ...that's ...NOT ME>.....and I don't believe in a thing called love ..I believe in remote control scarlett panty energy!! :ticking: :lol:

:o:yawn:

nurzetrev - 4-16-2004 at 10:11 PM

on this hot night...it was a night for hot rockin' ...
rock lotto style...vowil movement...aww yeahs...and you know it's never pretty, but tarzan was representin'...it's fun sometimes to get nasty in front of the kids...there were some cool ass drunk-0 dudes, mc'eeeing the shizzle ...one who said this is the shirt I wear when I'm having sex on the couch ...any takers?...he and his co-host dry humped onstage while we set up...was pretty schweaty and funny...we rocked the twin peaks 'pink room' song...did our 'quiet demon' and let
our mc' F rock the mic while we did a gay ass jam..
hey we only got to reahearse for a week, but it was smoking...ladies were surely represent in this smokin' boys room...

poobs - 4-16-2004 at 10:14 PM

Did you have any groupie sex?

nurzetrev - 4-16-2004 at 10:29 PM

I was rushed off into the limo too fast but I did see some chicks flashing me on the way out... :lol:

[img]http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:ZBq8fZzc4Z0J:kissoztours0.tripod.com/1980/kisspress5.jpg[/img]

[Edited on 17-4-2004 by nurzetrev]

poobs - 4-16-2004 at 10:31 PM

:wow::P:P :lol:

[Edited on 4-17-2004 by poobs]

nurzetrev - 4-16-2004 at 10:37 PM

as soon as I figure out what that means... I'll get back to you :lol:

:ticking:

:yawn:

poobs - 4-16-2004 at 10:39 PM

Damn you! You fixed it!! Well, ha! I shall fix my post, too!!! :P

nurzetrev - 4-16-2004 at 10:43 PM

:lol:

...champagne will fix anything, but I just broke the door handle ...
I hope the label will pay for it...yo biatch be cool or we'll drop you off at the next 76 we see!!! :lol:

MichelleRene - 4-17-2004 at 08:48 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by poobs
Did you have any groupie sex?

....yeah Trevor...sounds like you had lotsa fun there last night....what he forgot to tell you was that he had the Double-Mint Twins in the backseat of his limo...hahaha...just kidding....... :lol:

Trevor's a dirty boy..... :lol:

poobs - 4-17-2004 at 08:49 AM

I've got your Doublemint Twins RIGHT HERE, buddy!! :o :lol:

nurzetrev - 4-17-2004 at 10:31 AM

I'm not sure who they were but one was surely very minty and the other
had me seeing double!!:o:o :lol:

MichelleRene - 4-17-2004 at 10:42 AM

here they are! wow Trevor...you were able to handle these two? Damn..... :lol:

MichelleRene - 4-17-2004 at 10:43 AM

nice gloveeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssss....and little butts too...man I need to work out! :yes:

nurzetrev - 4-17-2004 at 10:54 AM

Bucci twins, Bocce balls ...good times...it's always better when the gym comes to you :lol:

MichelleRene - 4-17-2004 at 11:00 AM

:lol:

...hey, you still didn't say if you were able to handle these two?

Trevors fantasy......Bocce ball with the Bucci Twins :lol:

nurzetrev - 4-17-2004 at 11:08 AM

I kinda like watching women play 'sports'... :lol:

oh, but ...uhmm, their butts are not little :lol:

it's an illusion, but like spinal tap says...
"big bottoms drive me out
of my mind...how can I leave this behind?"

poobs - 4-17-2004 at 11:18 AM

My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo..
I'd like to sink her with my pink torpedo..
Big Bottoms, big bottoms
Talk about mud flaps, my girls' got 'em!! :lol:

nurzetrev - 4-17-2004 at 11:24 AM

aww shizzle dizzle you nizzle the tizzle Sizzle!!

nurzetrev - 4-17-2004 at 11:27 AM

all I could think of when you said that was seeing their Mighty Wind band
on Conan doing the stones cover...and they replace the line..."you make a grown man cry"...with "you make a grown man COME (come)" :lol:

poobs - 4-17-2004 at 11:43 AM

Ahh damn..I haven't seen that!! I saw The Folksmen at the Harry Smith tribute though..That was good stuff..:D

nurzetrev - 4-17-2004 at 12:31 PM

I still haven't seen my underwhears...oh, thanks love...found em' ...
ok next show... :lol:

MichelleRene - 4-17-2004 at 04:01 PM

:o:o :lol:

oh my........

nurzetrev - 4-18-2004 at 01:35 AM

no not yours...but if you send me some I'd surely wear them onstage...overtop the zebra spandex onepiece...ok maybe when I'm
home alone...but, I'd take pictures!!! :yes:

poobs - 4-18-2004 at 08:47 AM

Umm..So where are you playing next? :saint: :lol:

MichelleRene - 4-18-2004 at 10:27 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by nurzetrev
no not yours...but if you send me some I'd surely wear them onstage...overtop the zebra spandex onepiece...ok maybe when I'm
home alone...but, I'd take pictures!!! :yes:

Oh Trevor! You already have my my black lace pair..... :lol:

I told you not to tell anyone....hahahaha :lol:

nurzetrev - 4-18-2004 at 11:02 AM

It wasn't me!...and I didn't tell just anyone...I just told everyone?!! :o :lol:

nurzetrev - 4-18-2004 at 11:06 AM

and next I think the plan is a tour of fastfood chains across the nation, playing midnight shows, but only if they have a soft serve maching!!!
Like hardees...carl's jr....Wendy's...you know, late night making it great
doing the hot rockin'...no one's there to eat anyways, why not take the show to 'em...it'll revolutionize the tour circuit as we enter the new new decline of the western civ' renaissance...Absinthe milkshake anyone? :lol:

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