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RoboticTerrorSTD - 5-4-2004 at 03:36 PM

do you mean like with a tranqulizer????

hey it would be funny and sad/wrong if those animal control guys came shot the goat and then just drove off

DylerPlummer - 5-4-2004 at 03:44 PM

No i meant with a real gun.. Ha ha.. Look into my eyes.. Yes Satan... My Master..



RoboticTerrorSTD - 5-4-2004 at 03:45 PM

damn. goats are scary lookin' .....on second thought maybe they should've shot it with a gun

batcave_baby - 5-4-2004 at 04:04 PM

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Originally posted by TurtleEnterprises
I don't think i could ever be w/out meat ....


I havn't had meat in about 3 or 4 years, but I have a daily intake of "happy meat", if you know what I mean. :wow::o;)

poobs - 5-4-2004 at 10:23 PM

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Originally posted by RoboticTerrorSTD
apparently someone gave the gesse chicken :rolleyes::lol::lol::duh:


CANNIBAL GEESE ON THE LOOSE!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!! :o:o:o:o

[Edited on 5-5-2004 by poobs]

poobs - 5-4-2004 at 10:24 PM

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Originally posted by batcave_baby
but I have a daily intake of "happy meat", if you know what I mean. :wow::o;)


SPAM? :duh:

nurzetrev - 5-5-2004 at 01:10 AM

man oh man...geese, goats, pigs, sun chicken, drive by tranquilizers, and...the best of all ..."happy meat". I think happy meat is on just about everyones subconcious menu if not right there on the plate...like breakfast in bed!!!:lol::lol::lol: Happy meal anyone?... come on happy what's yr take on happy meat, and don't ask Michelle for the answer...:lol::lol::lol:

MichelleRene - 5-5-2004 at 05:25 AM

:o:o:o:o:o:o I'll have a super size Happy Meat...I mean Meal! Thank you....have a great day....;)










:lol::lol::lol::duh:

[Edited on 5-5-2004 by MichelleRene]

MichelleRene - 5-5-2004 at 05:37 AM

Ahhhh.........I've been craving sushi! Must get sushi this weekend...*hint**hint****...........................................supa size sushi please!

happysmilely - 5-5-2004 at 07:41 AM

Sadly, happy doesn’t get any form of meat products. :lol:

I had a dog named Spam once. It was all brown and ugly. I found it in the park... the dog had issues. It was suicidal.... (It wouldn't chase cars. It would run towards the front of them trying to get hit) When I found it, it was running into the feet of the little kids as they were swinging at the park... poor suicidal dog.... She would chew the eyes off all my stuffed animals, like as if they were staring at her. :o :lol:
We called her Spam the Super Dog (long story)
She was smart, and could open doors, and she would escape from our house and run franticly up and down the street. One day she ran off and came back 10 minutes latter with an animal control car right behind her. The man stopped, got out, walked up to us out of breath, and asked, “Is this your dog”. My mom said “no” (she never liked that dog) haha. I said yes and went to go catch Spam. The next day my parents decided the dog was to “problematic” (hmmmm) so we had to give her to some guy we knew (well I didn’t know) who lived on a farm…. Spam was a good dog, strange, but a good dog

MichelleRene - 5-5-2004 at 08:42 AM

:lol: awwwww.....poor Spam........SpammaMammaDoggie

nurzetrev - 5-5-2004 at 08:54 AM

happy...I've decided ...that you need your own syndicated comic strip...like cathy...only its...happy :rolleyes:

and...michelle...umm :rolleyes::lol::lol::lol::lol: ...

TurtleEnterprises - 5-5-2004 at 09:20 AM

where did you grow up Happy? that you had a pig and know people who have farms...? :)

happysmilely - 5-5-2004 at 09:32 AM

Ha ha, glad your all so interested. (?)
Well I grew up in a house, in the nice city of San Diego, (ha ha "nice";) near the beach. just a "normal" home. No farm, yes a pig. :D

Yeah well, then Trev needs his own comic strip 2. (Hey I would read it)
I think I’ll take your comment as a complement Trev, ha ha ha (i think)

Today I had to get another spider out of the bathroom sink. That’s like the 5th one this week? I think I’m being invaded!! :ticking: My family always makes me go get them. “Don’t kill it, just take it outside.” ha ha ha.




[Edited on 5-5-2004 by happysmilely]

Seb - 5-5-2004 at 01:55 PM

You are lucky, living near the beach. I grew up and still live in suburbia hell.

TurtleEnterprises - 5-5-2004 at 02:22 PM

I once caught a spider that was my pet and it lived in a cup. The end.

RoboticTerrorSTD - 5-5-2004 at 02:30 PM

It's probably the same damn spider :lol: kill it already! Aw I'm just kidding Happy, I actually "play" with daddy long leggs and those other tiny spiders that seem to hang around by windowsills and/or other places that accumulate dust:D I usually put them right in front of my brother's face so he can get all hysterical and start freaking out (he's terrified of spiders.....i wonder why :yes: )
It would be even better if you (happy)and trev made a comic strip together, it would be full of crazy stories of a suicidal dog named "Spam the Super Dog" and trev would add in all sorts of insane, clever and bizzare sayings. :D .....it would be brilliant.
(take this as a compliment- no sarcasm, some people take things I say the wrong way or sarcastically)

[Edited on 5/5/2004 by RoboticTerrorSTD]

poobs - 5-5-2004 at 02:51 PM

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Originally posted by TurtleEnterprises
I once caught a spider that was my pet and it lived in a cup. The end.


I liked that story..Tell us another!! :D

I hate spiders..Have I already said that? Ick..:(

RoboticTerrorSTD - 5-5-2004 at 03:14 PM

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Originally posted by poobs
Quote:
Originally posted by RoboticTerrorSTD
apparently someone gave the gesse chicken :rolleyes::lol::lol::duh:


CANNIBAL GEESE ON THE LOOSE!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!! :o:o:o:o


I thought that was very wrong. but still funny :lol:


[Edited on 5-5-2004 by poobs]


[Edited on 5/6/2004 by RoboticTerrorSTD]

happysmilely - 5-5-2004 at 03:54 PM

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Originally posted by RoboticTerrorSTD
It's probably the same damn spider :lol: kill it already! Aw I'm just kidding Happy, I actually "play" with daddy long leggs and those other tiny spiders that seem to hang around by windowsills and/or other places that accumulate dust:D I usually put them right in front of my brother's face so he can get all hysterical and start freaking out (he's terrified of spiders.....i wonder why :yes: )
It would be even better if you (happy)and trev made a comic strip together, it would be full of crazy stories of a suicidal dog named "Spam the Super Dog" and trev would add in all sorts of insane,

clever and bizzare sayings. :D .....it would be brilliant.
(take this as a compliment- no sarcasm, some people take things I say the wrong way or sarcastically)

[Edited on 5/5/2004 by RoboticTerrorSTD]



HA HA HA HA, good idea robotic. That’s it! Trev, lets start that comic!!! Ha ha ha ha.
I never thought about it being the same spider, ha ha ha. But no. They all look different so....
Spiders are nice,
Have you ever seen the "daddy long legs" do a spin dance to defend the web? Nifty. Did you know that there is a bug that looks just like that spider, but it really isn't? You’ll tend to find this one near your shower or in your bathroom. The real spider doesn’t like water. The bug mimics the spider design as a defense mechanism.

(Yeah, it’s hard to tell when someone is being sarcastic on a message board, but I knew you weren’t :D )

As a kid I would catch lizards, called alligator lizards. They were small lizards that would bite you and it wouldn’t hurt but they held on forever. I keep them as pets. They were mean little things.

I also had a cat once, I found it somewhere, I forget. It had extra toes, and a bent tail. It was strange.

I knew this kid who had extra toes/webbed feet, but he got them surgically removed, darn

RoboticTerrorSTD - 5-5-2004 at 04:17 PM

"I knew this kid who had extra toes/webbed feet, but he got them surgically removed, darn " hey maybe it was my uncel, he used to have an extra toe but then he got it removed. :P

lurker - 5-5-2004 at 05:19 PM

My friend had webbed hands...yup...
im so arachnaphobic...
spiders are too fast, freak me out and I cringe when i see the spyders on tv with 8 eyes or so..bleh die, burn!

nurzetrev - 5-5-2004 at 09:58 PM


ok...lemme get this straight...everyone here except for me and poobs and surely michelle...plays with spiders,alligator- lizards, cats with 9 legs and won't eat them even if a zillion (potentially self/public charitable dollars are at stake)?...:lol::lol::lol:
kind of like charlotte's web, only it's Ima Robot barnyard beach geeks...that's excellent.
Hmm' ...and I was pretty young when it was all the rage, but Doonesbury has the kind of sarcasm that comic strips need to be interesting...
happy's comic has all the makings of being like the winona-beetlegeuse character comic only it's silly...am I wrong ...?:lol: please say it three times

nurzetrev - 5-5-2004 at 10:00 PM

oh man, I forgot poobs plays with horny mosquitos...yr one of them! :lol:

poobs - 5-5-2004 at 10:12 PM

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Originally posted by nurzetrev
oh man, I forgot poobs plays with horny mosquitos...yr one of them! :lol:


I do not play with them!!! I just take pictures of them on my window and Brody beats them with a stick..:yes::duh:

nurzetrev - 5-5-2004 at 10:53 PM

that's doubly playing with them...you love mosquitos...:lol::lol::lol:

RoboticTerrorSTD - 5-5-2004 at 11:01 PM

hey :P no i don't like any other spiders, other than the daddy long leggs and those tiny lil' fuckers :D i despise any other ones.:o And eat quite a many things for zillion dollars :) oooh and I HATE CATS, besides being allergic to them. but you can still count me in the "Ima Robot barnyard beach geeks" because i luv the beach and i DO enjoy playing with lizerds :yes::yes::yes::yes:

nurzetrev - 5-6-2004 at 12:20 AM

Jesus Lizard...best live rock band of the 90's...:yes:

MichelleRene - 5-6-2004 at 05:44 AM

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Originally posted by poobs
Quote:
Originally posted by nurzetrev
oh man, I forgot poobs plays with horny mosquitos...yr one of them! :lol:


I do not play with them!!! I just take pictures of them on my window and Brody beats them with a stick..:yes::duh:





:lol::lol::lol::lol: The image of Brody beating them with a stick is cracking me up! That's so damn funny....I know what you mean Poobs...I don't like bugs, spiders or things of that nature.....I really hate big hairy spiders! :duh::o

MichelleRene - 5-6-2004 at 06:08 AM

[img]http://www.ozjokes.com/funnypics/ShowImage.aspx?img=ooooo.jpg[/img]


I saw this and couldn't resist.....isn't he cute.........

MichelleRene - 5-6-2004 at 06:12 AM



here's some fly and lizard action........:lol:

happysmilely - 5-6-2004 at 08:01 AM

sorry, i hate to tell you, but that isn't 2 flys Michelle :lol:
and they arn't having sex. they are playing leap frog, duh!

cats smell funny. I had a cat once, it was more like a pit bull but hey, why not... maybe it was an Dog was confused?... no it was a cat it said MEOW.... or maybe that evil fish taught it how to meow????? oh well, will never know..... there's no escape!

MichelleRene - 5-6-2004 at 08:41 AM

oh yeah...it was early when I posted that photo...kinda looks like crickets.....ahhh...........

happysmilely - 5-6-2004 at 10:49 AM

It' ok, I'll forgive you :D

RoboticTerrorSTD - 5-6-2004 at 10:51 AM

wooooo hoooo I'm not alone anymore! :)

happysmilely - 5-6-2004 at 10:57 AM

no, we're all really alone, you'll always be alnoe. it's the sick sad truth.
that, and everyone you know will die.
so i hope your happy!!!!!!!!!!

(haha ha, kidding kids)

RoboticTerrorSTD - 5-6-2004 at 10:57 AM

:lol:

nurzetrev - 5-6-2004 at 01:38 PM

I've been twisting this here tiny dagger ...just a few inches away from my carotid artery for a good twenty some years now...feels good most of the time...gets a tad painful everynow and again ...I think my final words around this town will be..."don't take it out"... :lol::lol::lol:

what that means might take me until then to figure out...;)

happysmilely - 5-6-2004 at 02:05 PM

ah yes, how goth of you :lol: :lol: :lol:

nurzetrev - 5-6-2004 at 08:31 PM

man...I had a flash of this post tonight at work listening to...ugggh commercial alternative and the radio jerk asked a caller why she wasn't watching the last friends episode (yeah ...uhh hello? because I have a nose bone to pick)...
and she said...blagh...and he said well you wanna know the ending...it's great...they all die in the end...she of course said the proverbial...nuh'uhn...and he said ...yeah...they all die...
well her request was for the Meatpuppets 'backwater'...off
the album "too high to die"...pretty appropriate ...I'm feelin' it
another great song with guest guitar solo/production by the greatest unrated
guitar player ever...Paul Leary of the Butthole Surfers...I mean speaking of animal wildlife...most tripped out record I've ever really loved whole heartedly end to end...Locust abortion technician -Butthole Surfers...it'll change your life

nurzetrev - 5-6-2004 at 08:34 PM


nurzetrev - 5-6-2004 at 08:41 PM

I know someone is gonna have a freaky reaction as soon as they see clowns..especially ones' who balance feathers on their nose and teach
a puppy with a funny hat to sit up and beg...'come on Sparky...I know you love music!"

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