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JunoRedneck - 6-29-2005 at 01:08 PM

Ya, I'm not gonna catch them. I'm gonna keep on doing what I have been. Smashing them with a kleenex and flushing them down the toilet. Or washing them down the drain, if they are in the shower. It's easier that way. I don't have to touch them.

Evil - 6-29-2005 at 01:11 PM

You probably don't even do that.

JunoRedneck - 6-29-2005 at 01:13 PM

do what? touch them?

minimandy14 - 6-29-2005 at 01:57 PM

ok so about the birds. . . you know that one movie "The Birds" its actually what the future is going to look like. . . .The birds are getting a taste for human blood and flesh! . . . .you know we barry people in the ground, and then worms eat us and whatnot. . . . well the birds eat the worms. . . . they are getting a taste for flesh. . . .they are just biding there time right now though. . .. . . one of these days *looks around* they are going to attack.

JunoRedneck - 6-29-2005 at 02:08 PM

The birds at the bus station used to fly by and pull out pieces of my hair for their nest. It wasn't fun. Stupid birds.

Evil - 6-29-2005 at 02:08 PM

I like birds.

minimandy14 - 6-29-2005 at 05:45 PM

You would evil!

that sucks. . .this one time my sister was walking home from the pool and this bird started attacking her head. . . .she had blonde hair that looked like hay when it was wet.

poobs - 6-29-2005 at 09:12 PM

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Originally posted by JunoRedneck
Ya, I'm not gonna catch them. I'm gonna keep on doing what I have been. Smashing them with a kleenex and flushing them down the toilet. Or washing them down the drain, if they are in the shower. It's easier that way. I don't have to touch them.


We are totally soul-sisters..I do the same exact stuff!! A shoe works really well, too..But then you have the spider goo that you have to get off somehow..:no:

minimandy14 - 6-29-2005 at 09:27 PM

I use shoes when I have to, but I prefer the screaming and running from the room, and having someone else get ride of it :D :yes:

7cut - 6-29-2005 at 11:49 PM

my cats recently attacked a frog.....luckily he was alright. they wouldnīt eat it...just fooling around but the lil bud was pretty scared. i rescued him just in time. lately they chased a squirrel. ...but they are too fast for them....god bless. oh they get enough to eat, why canīt they just stop hunting? eek, i heard they have strange giant spiders in Greece...but i suppose iīll just come across cockroaches...

corkey16 - 6-30-2005 at 08:01 AM

It's in cats nature to hunt which is pretty good your cats are hunting cause they can spot a rat or snake. My cat at my moms place ain't worth crap now. She's getting old and she stop hunting.

7cut - 6-30-2005 at 08:09 AM

i know about the instinct stuff but it freaks me out they kill so many birds and mice. people say that a cat never gets a healthy bird, itīs too fast for them ..they are said to only catch the ones that wouldnīt survive anyway but i doubt that...our cats are pretty smart, they hunt together. tsk tsk.

corkey16 - 6-30-2005 at 09:16 AM

Oh, yeah. I hate it when They kill birds. My cat couldn't digest any birds so she would eat them and then we would find them somewhere else. Nasty, mostly on top of my mom's car.

JunoRedneck - 6-30-2005 at 12:20 PM

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Originally posted by JunoRedneck
Ya, I'm not gonna catch them. I'm gonna keep on doing what I have been. Smashing them with a kleenex and flushing them down the toilet. Or washing them down the drain, if they are in the shower. It's easier that way. I don't have to touch them.


We are totally soul-sisters..I do the same exact stuff!! A shoe works really well, too..But then you have the spider goo that you have to get off somehow..:no:


Yes, I used to use the shoe trick. But one time, all I did was knock it down and ran towards me and tried to crawl up my leg. It was traumatizing. Damn those spiders! My brother has a pet tarantula, but it doesn't scare me as much. Probably because it's in a cage and I don't have to touch it.

minimandy14 - 6-30-2005 at 01:27 PM

I miss my kitty :(

corkey16 - 6-30-2005 at 07:57 PM

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Originally posted by JunoRedneck
Ya, I'm not gonna catch them. I'm gonna keep on doing what I have been. Smashing them with a kleenex and flushing them down the toilet. Or washing them down the drain, if they are in the shower. It's easier that way. I don't have to touch them.


We are totally soul-sisters..I do the same exact stuff!!


I think everyone does that Poobs.:yes:

JunoRedneck - 6-30-2005 at 08:02 PM

Don't talk that way to my soul-sister!

corkey16 - 6-30-2005 at 08:30 PM

What?!? Are you two going to use your "Soul-Sister Powers" on me?


poobs - 6-30-2005 at 10:20 PM

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Don't talk that way to my soul-sister!


Awww..

poobs - 6-30-2005 at 10:21 PM

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But one time, all I did was knock it down and ran towards me and tried to crawl up my leg. It was traumatizing.


I'm traumatized just reading that..:(

JunoRedneck - 6-30-2005 at 10:31 PM

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But one time, all I did was knock it down and ran towards me and tried to crawl up my leg. It was traumatizing.


I'm traumatized just reading that..:(


It was very disturbing. But you know what's weird? Ever since we started talking about spiders, I haven't seen any in my house. I think they know I'm talking bad about them and are off somewhere conspiring against me.

JunoRedneck - 6-30-2005 at 10:32 PM

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Don't talk that way to my soul-sister!


Awww..


Whoa, it's eyes get all crazy...

poobs - 6-30-2005 at 10:33 PM

They'll crawl on you in your sleep and lay eggs under your skin..You'll notice a bump on your arm that keeps getting bigger and bigger until one day you hit it and it pops and millions of baby spiders come pouring out..:wow:

JunoRedneck - 6-30-2005 at 10:33 PM

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What?!? Are you two going to use your "Soul-Sister Powers" on me?





What? I don't know what that even means. But I'm gonna go with, yes. Yes we are.

JunoRedneck - 6-30-2005 at 10:35 PM

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They'll crawl on you in your sleep and lay eggs under your skin..You'll notice a bump on your arm that keeps getting bigger and bigger until one day you hit it and it pops and millions of baby spiders come pouring out..:wow:


That story always really grossed me out when I was younger. I remember it was in a book I had of scary stories. There was also that "thump, thump, drag" one. You know that one? It scared me.

poobs - 6-30-2005 at 10:40 PM

Totally..The spider one makes me gag..I don't like scary stories..:no:

JunoRedneck - 6-30-2005 at 10:43 PM

Me neither. They scare me more than movies, because they leave it to your imagination. Now I'm all scared, because I'm all alone. I think I'll turn on a light.

poobs - 6-30-2005 at 10:46 PM

I get so paranoid when I'm by myself..Well, I guess all the time..But my therapist says it's better to be careful than to be brave and regret it..Or something along those lines..Someone came knocking at my door at 9:45 the other night..I literally froze in my chair until the went away..I'm in a new place where I don't know anyone..I'm not going to go and answer the damn door!!

JunoRedneck - 6-30-2005 at 10:53 PM

I wouldn't have answered the door either. I don't like to answer the door in general, when I don't know that someone is coming over. It sucks because there is a glass window thingy on my door, so they can see you if you go to the door. So I can't check who it is without them seeing me.

poobs - 6-30-2005 at 10:59 PM

Totally..I don't like to answer the door at all either..Can they see a shadow pass in the little peephole? I'm always afraid to peek through that thing just in case they can see something..

JunoRedneck - 6-30-2005 at 11:02 PM

We should get those crazy camera systems like they have in malls and whatnot. That's what drug lords have.

poobs - 6-30-2005 at 11:02 PM

How would you know?? :wow:

JunoRedneck - 6-30-2005 at 11:04 PM

I'm a drug lord. But a lacking one, because I don't even have a friggin camera system!!

poobs - 6-30-2005 at 11:12 PM

:lol::lol:

Ok..Have fun with your drug lording..I need to try to get some sleep..It's been a looong fucking week and I still have so much shit to do..If I could just stop sneezing!!! Argghh!! What a miserable week..Ok..No more bitching..Sleepytime..:duh:

JunoRedneck - 6-30-2005 at 11:14 PM

ok, goodnight. don't let the bed bug bite. seriously, don't. i heard it's painful.

poobs - 6-30-2005 at 11:17 PM

Fuck..Can't...Stop....Posting..




Ok..Yes I can..I'm off..:duh:

JunoRedneck - 6-30-2005 at 11:20 PM



ya, i dunno either.

poobs - 7-1-2005 at 07:02 AM

Dude..My kittie attacked 2 spiders in my room last night!! I don't know if they're from the boxes that are everywhere or if this place has lots of spiders..:(

JunoRedneck - 7-1-2005 at 12:31 PM

Maybe my spiders went to go visit you.

poobs - 7-1-2005 at 12:35 PM

That would explain the tiny suitcases I've seen around the house..

JunoRedneck - 7-1-2005 at 12:54 PM

No, that's Brody's secret tiny suitcase collection.

minimandy14 - 7-1-2005 at 11:30 PM

I have one of those too! That is so neat! I love tiny things, they make me feel like a giant :D

poobs - 7-2-2005 at 10:08 AM

Brody would never keep secrets from me..Not yet, at least..:duh:

JunoRedneck - 7-2-2005 at 10:11 AM

Not even secrets about tiny suitcases?

poobs - 7-2-2005 at 10:13 AM

ESPECIALLY those kind of secrets!!

Evil - 7-2-2005 at 10:35 AM

But they're so tiny, maybe he figured it wouldn't matter?

poobs - 7-2-2005 at 10:46 AM

:no:

JunoRedneck - 7-2-2005 at 10:11 PM

:yes:

minimandy14 - 7-3-2005 at 12:20 PM

:lol: she's totally making you doubt that your son is being truthful with you! :lol: that is so. . . .shall I say. . . .EVIL! MWAHAHAHA!

JunoRedneck - 7-3-2005 at 01:36 PM

I'm not Evil, I'm Juno.

Evil - 7-3-2005 at 03:37 PM

Jubi ules. shrug. fart in your paaants/

minimandy14 - 7-3-2005 at 08:53 PM

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But they're so tiny, maybe he figured it wouldn't matter?


Yea but evil posted this. . . . . . .unless you were signed on as evil. . . .all YOU did juno was nod! :rolleyes:

JunoRedneck - 7-3-2005 at 09:13 PM

And made up the secret in the first place. But I agree, I do rule at nodding. :yes::yes::yes::yes: look at me go!

Evil - 7-3-2005 at 09:30 PM

I rule hardest.

JunoRedneck - 7-3-2005 at 09:57 PM

I think we rule equally.

Evil - 7-3-2005 at 10:37 PM

Agreed.

minimandy14 - 7-4-2005 at 09:46 AM

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