but the line is better than most everything and had to be saidEvil - 10-3-2006 at 08:11 PM
hey everyone, come see how good i look !Evil - 10-3-2006 at 08:12 PM
it tastes so good once it hits your lipsEvil - 10-3-2006 at 08:12 PM
i'd like to thank eight pound baby jesusEvil - 10-3-2006 at 08:12 PM
you don't even blink, do you ?idreamptofUmbrella - 10-3-2006 at 08:13 PM
i thought there was like a fifteen second rule or something.JunoRedneck - 10-3-2006 at 08:13 PM
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Originally posted by idreamptofUmbrella
i just realized how happy that song was and wanted to spread the joi. but maybe you're too emo to enjoy it. whatever.
i'm just too lazy. that's all.JunoRedneck - 10-3-2006 at 08:14 PM
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Originally posted by idreamptofUmbrella
i thought there was like a fifteen second rule or something.
fuck rules! damn the man!Evil - 10-3-2006 at 08:15 PM
"alexis called me emo yesterday... i could've cried" "wait !"
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaidreamptofUmbrella - 10-3-2006 at 08:16 PM
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Originally posted by idreamptofUmbrella
right behind you.
okay, so my parents are now home and it smells like i've been riding the magic pony and i'm a little bit scared.Evil - 10-3-2006 at 08:16 PM
my parents are stoners.idreamptofUmbrella - 10-3-2006 at 08:18 PM
i don't know anybody, even emo kids who like to be called emo. i think taking back sunday is gonna do a rendision of that justin timberlake song
called "dirty emo".idreamptofUmbrella - 10-3-2006 at 08:18 PM
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Originally posted by Evil
my parents are stoners.
you've already proven that.JunoRedneck - 10-3-2006 at 08:18 PM
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Originally posted by idreamptofUmbrella
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Originally posted by idreamptofUmbrella
right behind you.
okay, so my parents are now home and it smells like i've been riding the magic pony and i'm a little bit scared.
been there.Evil - 10-3-2006 at 08:22 PM
hey scotch, remember when that one chick called "mary's mom" decided it would be awesome to be in seventh grade again with her daughter ?JunoRedneck - 10-3-2006 at 08:24 PM
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Originally posted by Evil
hey scotch, remember when that one chick called "mary's mom" decided it would be awesome to be in seventh grade again with her daughter ?
"That Stella and Kendall, they're stoners... and WHORES!"Evil - 10-3-2006 at 08:25 PM
yeah. YEAH !
wadda cuntidreamptofUmbrella - 10-3-2006 at 08:26 PM
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Originally posted by JunoRedneck
"That Stella and Kendall, they're stoners... and WHORES!"
don't forget heretics!JunoRedneck - 10-3-2006 at 08:28 PM
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Originally posted by idreamptofUmbrella
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Originally posted by JunoRedneck
"That Stella and Kendall, they're stoners... and WHORES!"
don't forget heretics!
jealous?idreamptofUmbrella - 10-3-2006 at 08:29 PM
who's not?JunoRedneck - 10-3-2006 at 08:31 PM
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Originally posted by idreamptofUmbrella
who's not?
no one.
everyone is jealous.idreamptofUmbrella - 10-3-2006 at 08:32 PM
i'm too smart to be a stoner
too ugly to be a whore
and too scared to be a heretic.JunoRedneck - 10-3-2006 at 08:35 PM
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Originally posted by idreamptofUmbrella
i'm too INFECTED WITH HERPES to be a stoner
too INFECTED WITH HERPES to be a whore
and too INFECTED WITH HERPES to be a heretic.
edited!idreamptofUmbrella - 10-3-2006 at 08:35 PM
i'm gonna go have a cigarette.JunoRedneck - 10-3-2006 at 08:39 PM
good to knowminimandy14 - 10-3-2006 at 08:45 PM
mmmmmm cancer sticks.idreamptofUmbrella - 10-3-2006 at 08:47 PM
okay, so i'm sitting on my porch trying to enjoy the fresh october air when all of the sudden i get this super sharp pain in my ass and i jump up like
"what the fuck!?" and see this big fucking spider scurry away. now i'm a bit scared.idreamptofUmbrella - 10-3-2006 at 08:48 PM
october in colorado isn't supposed to be spider season.idreamptofUmbrella - 10-3-2006 at 08:52 PM
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Originally posted by JunoRedneck
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Originally posted by idreamptofUmbrella
i'm too INFECTED WITH HERPES to be a stoner
too INFECTED WITH HERPES to be a whore
and too INFECTED WITH HERPES to be a heretic.
edited!
taking as you're the one who gave me herpes, you'd be too infected with it to be any of those things either, so i guess that just leaves evil as the
most whorish, stoned heretic around and we're all jelous.JunoRedneck - 10-3-2006 at 09:02 PM
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Originally posted by idreamptofUmbrella
okay, so i'm sitting on my porch trying to enjoy the fresh october air when all of the sudden i get this super sharp pain in my ass and i jump up like
"what the fuck!?" and see this big fucking spider scurry away. now i'm a bit scared.
that was actually evil. she likes to bite people's asses.Evil - 10-4-2006 at 06:08 AM
i am totally a butt muncher for sureminimandy14 - 10-4-2006 at 09:15 AM
Originally posted by minimandy14
. . . spiderman?. . . .
yeah.. so um if you start shooting webs out of your wrists or anything, let us know.idreamptofUmbrella - 10-5-2006 at 08:10 PM
i have recently had the urge to become a photographer and date redheads if that's what you mean.JunoRedneck - 10-5-2006 at 08:17 PM
i have recently had the urge to become a photographer and take pictures of evil biting idreamtofumbrella's ass... then selling it to Playboy... NOT
for the articles.idreamptofUmbrella - 10-5-2006 at 08:30 PM
my ass in playboy. only the best selling issue of all time. you could do a little photoshop on the herpes, right?nitsujvg - 10-5-2006 at 08:31 PM
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Originally posted by idreamptofUmbrella
my ass in playboy. only the best selling issue of all time. you could do a little photoshop on the herpes, right?
of course. this is the 21st century, we photoshop our family photos JunoRedneck - 10-5-2006 at 08:32 PM
no. herpes is sooo in right now.nitsujvg - 10-5-2006 at 08:35 PM
juno has a point.JunoRedneck - 10-5-2006 at 08:43 PM
i always do.nitsujvg - 10-5-2006 at 08:56 PM
points are good.
unless you're a balloon.
or a bubble.Evil - 10-5-2006 at 09:11 PM
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Originally posted by JunoRedneck
i have recently had the urge to become a photographer and take pictures of evil biting idreamtofumbrella's ass... then selling it to Playboy... NOT
for the articles.
WHAT ?!
nitsujvg - 10-5-2006 at 09:14 PM
lol!idreamptofUmbrella - 10-5-2006 at 09:16 PM
i don't wear underwear?!nitsujvg - 10-5-2006 at 09:16 PM
yesss lets photoshop out them underwear!
yay 21st century!Evil - 10-5-2006 at 09:17 PM
yohgurrguhdurrr on the twenty first centurynitsujvg - 10-5-2006 at 09:21 PM
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Originally posted by Evil
yohgurrguhdurrr
who wants to tell me how to say that?Evil - 10-5-2006 at 09:22 PM
it's spelled phoneticallynitsujvg - 10-5-2006 at 09:24 PM
oh good i like that.
and what does
yohgurrguhdurrr
mean ?Evil - 10-5-2006 at 09:25 PM
tbbbbbbbbbbbbnitsujvg - 10-5-2006 at 09:25 PM
tbbbbbbbb? wow who is as lost as me?JunoRedneck - 10-5-2006 at 09:26 PM
i'm not lost at all. but i know her language.nitsujvg - 10-5-2006 at 09:27 PM
Juno, would you like to be my personal translator?
i shall pay you with 4 gumballs and three toothpicks every 3 months if you agree.JunoRedneck - 10-5-2006 at 09:30 PM
just ignore her.nitsujvg - 10-5-2006 at 09:31 PM
ah.
ok.
well off to bed for me.
happy posting.Evil - 10-5-2006 at 09:32 PM
yes please because i'm really only talking for myself. "talking"JunoRedneck - 10-5-2006 at 09:33 PM
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Originally posted by Evil
yes please because i'm really only talking for myself. "talking"
and to jesusidreamptofUmbrella - 10-5-2006 at 09:35 PM
she can't even get jesus to listen though.JunoRedneck - 10-5-2006 at 09:36 PM
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Originally posted by idreamptofUmbrella
she can't even get jesus to listen though.
who can?idreamptofUmbrella - 10-5-2006 at 09:37 PM
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Originally posted by JunoRedneck
who can?
certainly not mary magdalene.JunoRedneck - 10-5-2006 at 09:39 PM
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Originally posted by idreamptofUmbrella
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Originally posted by JunoRedneck
who can?
certainly not mary magdalene.
or mel gibsonidreamptofUmbrella - 10-5-2006 at 09:41 PM
or george wJunoRedneck - 10-5-2006 at 09:44 PM
or me and my prayers to let me visit the REAL willy wonka chocolate factory.
exact same wish i've had since i was 4. i'm stickin to it.idreamptofUmbrella - 10-5-2006 at 09:46 PM
whatever, you wished not to die.JunoRedneck - 10-5-2006 at 09:46 PM
yeah. not dying WHILE in chocolate factory. duh.idreamptofUmbrella - 10-5-2006 at 09:54 PM
it is a pretty dangerous place.JunoRedneck - 10-5-2006 at 09:55 PM
like when you have to burp or get chopped up by a metal fan.idreamptofUmbrella - 10-5-2006 at 09:58 PM
or else you blow up into a giant blueberry.
or else you fall into the chocolate stream.
or else you're a bad egg.
or you try to miniaturize yourself and you actually succeed.idreamptofUmbrella - 10-5-2006 at 10:00 PM
i'd still risk it though. i'd love to taste the snauzberries.JunoRedneck - 10-5-2006 at 10:00 PM
i'm not a bad eggJunoRedneck - 10-5-2006 at 10:06 PM
i could totally make a good oompa-loompa thoughnitsujvg - 10-6-2006 at 06:30 AM
oompa loompas would be totally awesome pets.idreamptofUmbrella - 10-6-2006 at 09:32 AM
better than vermicious knids.nitsujvg - 10-6-2006 at 04:20 PM
yepminimandy14 - 10-6-2006 at 04:55 PM
I dunno, I had a vermicious knid once, it was wonderful. . . until my dog ate it. . . and then died from eating it. . . .corkey16 - 10-6-2006 at 08:33 PM
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Originally posted by nitsujvg
oompa loompas would be totally awesome pets.
But you would have to hear them sing those annoying songs everyday. That would drive me nuts!!! But, they do make candy, so.... that's a good thing.:Pminimandy14 - 10-6-2006 at 09:09 PM
Annoying!? What?! Tha'ts rediculous. You'd have guests over and there's your entertainment! "What do you get when you make stupid posts. People think
you're lame and that you believe in ghosts" ok, so I'm OBVIOUSLY not as good. . . But. . . itw as worth a shot. . . .nitsujvg - 10-6-2006 at 09:39 PM
i comment you
what do you do when you rhyme about posts?
end up making stupid rhymes involving pie and ghosts minimandy14 - 10-7-2006 at 08:26 PM
mmmmmmmm pie. . . .
ps. What is with this new phrase "easy as pie" how is pie easy?nitsujvg - 10-8-2006 at 12:19 AM
well
the way i see it
in american pie
he totally
just rapes that pie.
he didnt even have to flirt
or anything.
that's about the easiest sex ever.
so
pie = easy.minimandy14 - 10-8-2006 at 08:25 AM
I see. . . . so when my boss says "Easy as pie" . . . .he's wanting to have sex with some pie then?JunoRedneck - 10-8-2006 at 11:04 AM
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Originally posted by nitsujvg
well
the way i see it
in american pie
he totally
just rapes that pie.
he didnt even have to flirt
or anything.
that's about the easiest sex ever.
so
pie = easy.
haha. that's a really good explanation.nitsujvg - 10-8-2006 at 11:06 AM
why thank you.
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originally posted by minimandy14
I see. . . . so when my boss says "Easy as pie" . . . .he's wanting to have sex with some pie then?
naw, i dont think so.. i just think he means, its as easy as taking advantage of a pie.JunoRedneck - 10-8-2006 at 11:06 AM
lol that's goldJunoRedneck - 10-8-2006 at 11:21 AM
thanks. a creepy bastard sent it to me. it doesn't change the fact that it's funny...nitsujvg - 10-8-2006 at 11:22 AM
at least rocks don't taste like DESPAIR!JunoRedneck - 10-8-2006 at 11:23 AM
i like the yeti part.nitsujvg - 10-8-2006 at 11:24 AM
yea its goodminimandy14 - 10-8-2006 at 07:20 PM
"my wife noticed the dominos box I hid under the urn"
"and I was a little confused about the yeti" Possibly thee most hilarious lines in that whole little movie thing. . .poobs - 10-8-2006 at 07:24 PM
My tummy tumms hurts..I think a few bong rips of my friend's medicinal will help..:duh:minimandy14 - 10-8-2006 at 07:27 PM
Lucky bitch.idreamptofUmbrella - 10-8-2006 at 07:28 PM
don't be a hater.idreamptofUmbrella - 10-8-2006 at 07:29 PM
turn the haters into likers. that's what my mom used to say.poobs - 10-8-2006 at 07:30 PM
I disagree..minimandy14 - 10-8-2006 at 07:30 PM
I concur. . . . with poobs.poobs - 10-8-2006 at 07:32 PM
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Originally posted by minimandy14
Lucky bitch.
Even luckier since she gives me tons for free!! No wonder her ex thinks we're a couple now..minimandy14 - 10-8-2006 at 07:34 PM
Why is it that when two adult women are friends guys think that you are lesbos?poobs - 10-8-2006 at 07:35 PM
Only when the guy is a total control freak who suddenly realizes that he really has NO control over his ex..And when the guy has a small
penis..Tee-hee..minimandy14 - 10-8-2006 at 07:40 PM
hehe dishing the dirt on the ex. . . tsk tsk tsk. . . .
