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MichelleRene - 3-25-2004 at 11:34 AM

poobs - 3-25-2004 at 11:37 AM

:o:o :lol:

Holy freaking crap!! I can't even express how freaking loud and hard that made me laugh..Holy shit.. :lol:

MichelleRene - 3-25-2004 at 11:42 AM

Damnit Dyler...take the undies off of your head!

:lol:

[Edited on 25-3-2004 by MichelleRene]

poobs - 3-25-2004 at 11:44 AM

:lol:

Oh man..That's so wrong.. :lol:

Dyler, you better check the underwear you're wearking on your head right now for skidmarks.. :yes:

poobs - 3-25-2004 at 11:51 AM

Shit

Ew..

DylerPlummer - 3-25-2004 at 12:05 PM

They're not mine... Mine are pink and made of leather... I mean erm.... Oh private parts..

DylerPlummer - 3-25-2004 at 12:07 PM

There you go... Yes girls it's actually Hampton Wick... Dick..

MichelleRene - 3-25-2004 at 12:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DylerPlummer
They're not mine... Mine are pink and made of leather... I mean erm.... Oh private parts..

no use lying about it Dyler, we know that's you under those tighty whiteys! :lol:

MichelleRene - 3-25-2004 at 12:11 PM

Penis??:wow:

DylerPlummer - 3-25-2004 at 12:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MichelleRene
Penis??:wow:

Yes yes yes.... Hampton Wick is a place that rhymes with Dick which is another word for penis... You got it... Now don't write penis again.. :mad:

MichelleRene - 3-25-2004 at 12:15 PM

penis..:duh:

DylerPlummer - 3-25-2004 at 12:20 PM

I surrender.. :lol:

Right i'm off out to see Kidsymphony...

http://www.kidsymphony.com

see's ya later.. have fun and Michelle and Poobs don't do anything without me .. I mean i wouldn't do..

poobs - 3-25-2004 at 12:21 PM

penis?

Have fun, Dyler!!

MichelleRene - 3-25-2004 at 12:26 PM

poobs - 3-25-2004 at 12:29 PM

....wait..let me get this straight..no penis?

MichelleRene - 3-25-2004 at 12:32 PM

no penis.....:duh:

maybe tomorrow:duh:

MichelleRene - 3-25-2004 at 12:33 PM

wait Dyler you're still on line-----I think you like when Poobs and I write PENIS! :yes:

MichelleRene - 3-25-2004 at 12:34 PM

PENIS!

Hampton Wick! :D :yes:

:duh::duh::duh:

MichelleRene - 3-25-2004 at 12:38 PM

uh oh....I think we scared away Robotic and Turtle....I miss them. Where are you two?

We won't say PENIS anymore, I promise... :no:

poobs - 3-25-2004 at 12:51 PM

No..No more penis.. :no:

DylerPlummer - 3-25-2004 at 05:47 PM

You pair of bloody fruit and nut cases.. :lol:

poobs - 3-25-2004 at 05:48 PM

What? Penis?? :o :lol:

Imaveedub - 3-25-2004 at 05:52 PM

yikes......:o

poobs - 3-25-2004 at 05:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DylerPlummer
You pair of bloody fruit and nut cases.. :lol:

Oohhh..I get it..Fruit and nut..Like maybe a banana and nuts? As in a penis and testicles?? Very clever, sir Dyler.. :yes:

DylerPlummer - 3-25-2004 at 06:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by poobs

Quote:

Originally posted by DylerPlummer
You pair of bloody fruit and nut cases.. :lol:

Oohhh..I get it..Fruit and nut..Like maybe a banana and nuts? As in a penis and testicles?? Very clever, sir Dyler.. :yes:

Boy did you take that out of text :lol:

brain freeze.. Night night..

poobs - 3-25-2004 at 06:57 PM

You know that's what you were trying to say, dyler..Don't deny it.. :no:

Night!!

Imaveedub - 3-25-2004 at 09:23 PM

Estoy super abburrido!! :o:o:o

poobs - 3-25-2004 at 10:04 PM

Dude..When I first read that, I thought it said Enjoy Super Burrito..:wow: :lol:

Imaveedub - 3-25-2004 at 10:18 PM

hahaha......i actually found your comment funny, but no, thats not what it said, it said.......i'm super bored.....

:yawn:

poobs - 3-25-2004 at 10:31 PM

Ahh..Got it..It does get kinda slow around here at night..And during the day..And in the morning..:o:o

avw86 - 3-25-2004 at 10:43 PM

I'm just killing time until "Family Guy" comes on the cartoon network. I love that show :lol:

poobs - 3-25-2004 at 10:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MichelleRene
I ate a peanut butta jellay sandwich,.no more Peanut Butta and Jellay!!!!

IT'S PEANUT BUTTA JELLAY TIME

I totally didn't even notice that the first time I read it..Oh man..I'm laughing so hard..You put it in there so discreetly..Pure genius.. :lol:

[Edited on 3-26-2004 by poobs]

poobs - 3-25-2004 at 10:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by avw86
I'm just killing time until "Family Guy" comes on the cartoon network. I love that show :lol:

Oh man..Me too! It's all about Stewie.. :lol:

poobs - 3-25-2004 at 10:49 PM

[img]http://www4.district125.k12.il.us/faculty/mfinlay/Spring2002/1%20-%20Tributes/Krueger/Stewie-Pose-(Center).jpg[/img] :lol:

MichelleRene - 3-26-2004 at 07:40 AM

Football Head! He looks like a football head! :lol:

poobs - 3-26-2004 at 07:56 AM

He does..And he's one of the funniest cartoon characters EVER!!! :yes:

poobs - 3-26-2004 at 09:54 AM

Hello?? Anyone out there?

DylerPlummer - 3-26-2004 at 10:06 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by poobs
Hello?? Anyone out there?

Evening pooBEE... No one to play with today?

poobs - 3-26-2004 at 10:13 AM

No..Just myself..

And now YOU!!! :lol:

DylerPlummer - 3-26-2004 at 10:14 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by poobs
No..Just myself..

And now YOU!!! :lol:

poobs - 3-26-2004 at 10:17 AM

Michelle has abandoned us, Dyler..We have to come to terms with that..She has left us and gotten a "life"..Why would she do such a thing?

DylerPlummer - 3-26-2004 at 10:22 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by poobs
Michelle has abandoned us, Dyler..We have to come to terms with that..She has left us and gotten a "life"..Why would she do such a thing?

Erm.. Pot? :lol:

poobs - 3-26-2004 at 10:26 AM

:o:o

She's gearing up for the Chili Cook-Off Honkeytonk Ho-Down tomorrow where she will see Mr. Willy Hung in person..:o :lol:

[Edited on 3-26-2004 by poobs]

MichelleRene - 3-26-2004 at 12:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by poobs
:o:o

She's gearing up for the Chili Cook-Off Honkeytonk Ho-Down tomorrow where she will see Mr. Willy Hung in person..:o :lol:

Yee-Haw! almost time to put on my flannel shirt and head down to the Chili-Cook-Off! :lol:

No, sadly, I haven't gotten a life yet...or gotten any ingredients to make brownies. So it looks pretty dismal for tomorrow.

But tomorrow is IMA ROBOT! and I am so excited I could just poo my pants! :lol:

Doing laundry and getting things in gear for tomorrow morning. I have to leave my house by 8am---:o which isn't going to be a pretty sight...but it's suppose to be a gorgeous day tomorrow and 74 degrees! Wowwy!

AND my F***ing CD still hasn't come in the mail! That bastard told me he mailed it Monday! It's FRIDAY! AH! I was too nice in my last emails to him---now he's getting negative feedback. It's been exactly a month since I paid for it....what a dipshit. He has 100% positive feedback thus far...not after tomorrow. Today has been a bad news kind of day---I hope tomorrow is much better. I get to see my dream man Willy Hung tomorrow...Poobs, I know your jealous.....I hope I can get a photo with him.... :lol:

poobs - 3-26-2004 at 12:10 PM

"Grab your partner
Doe see doe
Change partners
and circle left!!"

I'm sorry you don't have your special ingredient, Michelle..Just think of it this way..You'll be fully sober when you meet Willy..I'm so jealous.. :yes:

MichelleRene - 3-26-2004 at 01:27 PM

I don't want to be sober when I see Willy...that was the point! argh!

I'll have to get a natural high off of the BOT at 12 noon tomorrow----those poor guys have to try and get into groove mode so early.......

poobs - 3-26-2004 at 01:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MichelleRene
I don't want to be sober when I see Willy...that was the point! argh!

Ahh..I get it..You wanted to lose any of your inhibitions so you could just jump him, eh? :yes:

Noon is awfully early to be a rock star..But you know they'll kick ass..man..I want to see them so bad..Tell them I'm there in spirit..

poobs - 3-26-2004 at 01:37 PM

By the way, my neighbor is hot.. :yes:

Such a bummer he's gay..

MichelleRene - 3-26-2004 at 01:41 PM

doesn't it figure? Isn't it always the way.....well Poobs you can't give him what he really likes and that's ok......unless you by a big strap on----- :yes:

poobs - 3-26-2004 at 01:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MichelleRene
.unless you by a big strap on----- :yes:

I have a few..Now what? :duh: :lol:

MichelleRene - 3-26-2004 at 01:48 PM

:o:o

I feel like screaming!

SHIT!FUCK!DAMN!PENIS!CRACK!FUCK!FUCK!WEED!SONOFABITCH!NEEDWEED!FUUUCCCKKK!!!!!

Oh, I'm ok now...just strap it on and knock on his back door...hahahahaha. Bend over baby and take it like a man! hahahahahaha.

poobs - 3-26-2004 at 01:55 PM

:lol:

Ok..Here I go..Wish me luck!!! :saint: :lol:

Curses! He just left! I tried to get a picture of him, but my damn web cam didn't come up fast enough! But I got his car! And my curtains..

[img]http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0RQDRApsU!8n523LWFRgR6R1hMoTiD3HodUO7Omo36LBA6trNqwHRFehTMNiBvVbPvURnj7rMPZeTrtOBYjv6zfyGScOCsgkn!8MV8gSW1EU/cap_01 4.jpg[/img]

MichelleRene - 3-26-2004 at 03:14 PM

:o:o wave the zucchini at him...that might get his attention! :yes:

DylerPlummer - 3-26-2004 at 04:26 PM

Hey Poobs... You got my car in the picture too i just swapped it for that bike i rode past your house the other day.. any chance of coming in for a pee... My black Adder is gonna Geoff Hurst..

Imaveedub - 3-26-2004 at 05:11 PM

:o

MichelleRene - 3-26-2004 at 05:17 PM

Black Adder is a TV show-----does it also mean a PENIS???? Damn Dyler, is that all you think about? :lol:

Imaveedub - 3-26-2004 at 05:19 PM

What is it with you and penis? :o

DylerPlummer - 3-26-2004 at 10:53 PM

No Michelle.... "My Black Adder is gonna Geof Hurst" means my bladder is gonna burst.. See simple (like erm..... me) :duh:

poobs - 3-26-2004 at 10:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MichelleRene
:o:o wave the zucchini at him...that might get his attention! :yes:

Ok..Let me just get it out of my bed..I mean the fridge..:o :lol:

Ahh..Dyler..Are you parked in front of my house for me, or for my hot neighbor?

DylerPlummer - 3-26-2004 at 11:02 PM

Shit.... Busted.. Erm i can explain he asked to borrow my pink pouch and the bastard never gave it back and that's all honest and erm... i

poobs - 3-26-2004 at 11:03 PM

:lol:

Well, I must say, Dyler..You have great taste.. :yes:

DylerPlummer - 3-26-2004 at 11:23 PM

Oh.... blooooooooooooooooooooooooooody hhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeellllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll :lol:

poobs - 3-26-2004 at 11:24 PM

Yay!! :lol:

MichelleRene - 3-27-2004 at 08:16 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Imaveedub
What is it with you and penis? :o

Penis is a good thing..... :lol:

and Dyler put the zucchini back in Poobs bed...I mean refrigerator.... :lol:

poobs - 3-27-2004 at 12:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MichelleRene

Quote:

Originally posted by Imaveedub
What is it with you and penis? :o

Penis is a good thing..... :lol:

It is..It really really is.. :yes:

MichelleRene - 3-28-2004 at 08:34 AM

Or it can be a sad thing as Poobs and I have seen on the net...some really sad photos of....well, not so lucky men. Boobies are fun!:duh: :yes:

poobs - 3-28-2004 at 08:55 AM

I'm sure we could find some cases of sad boobs on the net, too, Michelle..

MichelleRene - 3-28-2004 at 08:58 AM

yeah, that's very true! :lol:

just go onto rotten.com and look under: Rate my Boobies...I'm sure there are some real winners on there. That sight is so foul...a friend of mine told me about it, I went on it and was like.:wow: they're aloud to put this stuff on here...some really gross stuff...they even have : Rate my Poo! That as to be the grossest thing ever! Rate my Erection and rate my Man Boobies---what the hell.... :lol:

:wow:

poobs - 3-28-2004 at 09:11 AM

Where are the rate my ...things? I'm on the home page, but don't see them..I want to rate some poo, damn it!! :mad:

MichelleRene - 3-28-2004 at 09:37 AM

http://www.ratemypoo.com/ratemy/poo

after tha appears...look to your left, scroll down and you'll see different rate my categories....

poobs - 3-28-2004 at 09:41 AM

:lol:

That first poo was hilarious!! :lol:

Thanks MIchelle!! Not to worry..I won't stay on rate-my-poo.. :no:

poobs - 3-28-2004 at 09:45 AM

Oh my..I'm giggling like a little schoolgirl at some of these..Tee-hee..:D

poobs - 3-28-2004 at 09:48 AM

Some of these boobies are scary looking.. :yes:

[Edited on 3-28-2004 by poobs]

MichelleRene - 3-28-2004 at 10:00 AM

Yeah, that site is pretty funny on top of being gross!:D

poobs - 3-28-2004 at 10:01 AM

One of the pics said "Me Tallywhacker" under it..Hmm..Seems English..Is that you, Dyler?? :o:o :lol:

DylerPlummer - 3-28-2004 at 10:59 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by poobs
One of the pics said "Me Tallywhacker" under it..Hmm..Seems English..Is that you, Dyler?? :o:o :lol:

Busted again... Shit. How many times do i have to change my name to keep my identity a secret... Blast

poobs - 3-28-2004 at 11:05 AM

It was pretty impressive..Hmm..When are you coming to San Fran again???

DylerPlummer - 3-28-2004 at 11:13 AM

Erm come to think of it... Mr Tallywhacker, sorry that's someonew else.. I have have been known to use the name Mr Tallyho.. Mind you it hasn't got the same ring to it ... Has it? :o

poobs - 3-28-2004 at 11:44 AM

Right..I'll search Mr. Tallyho on the site..:o :lol:

poobs - 3-28-2004 at 12:58 PM

And we're clear to land..:duh:

Imaveedub - 3-28-2004 at 03:50 PM

who's clear to land? :o

happysmilely - 3-28-2004 at 03:52 PM

hummmm..... :lol:

it's ok i'm a bit lost 2 :lol:

Imaveedub - 3-28-2004 at 03:58 PM

yeah, i know ur lost, you fucked up the title game :o

happysmilely - 3-28-2004 at 04:12 PM

:lol:

see told you

poobs - 3-28-2004 at 04:36 PM

Clear to land here in the shit talking thread..Duh..

avw86 - 3-28-2004 at 04:38 PM

I here enough shit talking at school... :rolleyes:

Imaveedub - 3-28-2004 at 07:57 PM

ok, so, ummmmmm, who's doing the shit talking..........?

:o

poobs - 3-28-2004 at 08:01 PM

Poor Dyler..In England, I think shit talking is just talking..But here it's talking trash about someone..So we can all do the shit talking from either perspective..As long as you're not talking shit about me.. :yes:

Imaveedub - 3-28-2004 at 08:04 PM

k poobs..........:o

poobs - 3-28-2004 at 08:09 PM

And wipe that face off your head, veedub!!! :mad:

Imaveedub - 3-29-2004 at 10:12 AM

i wanna talk shit.......... . . . .shit......:o

poobs - 3-29-2004 at 10:15 AM

Shit?

Imaveedub - 3-29-2004 at 10:18 AM

si.....mierda....:o

poobs - 3-29-2004 at 10:19 AM

I got in trouble for saying that at school once..Oi..How was a little white girl like me to know that it was such a bad word?? :ticking:

Imaveedub - 3-29-2004 at 10:22 AM

maybe a little mexican kid told you it meant somthing nice......
:lol: