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poobs - 4-7-2004 at 10:09 PM

Holy crap..Did anyone watch The Bachelor?? He gave the rose to the wrong girl!! Hahaaa!! He forgot the chick's name that he wanted to give it to, so he said the wrong name..Hahaa! He's a pro football player..What do you expect? :lol:

happysmilely - 4-7-2004 at 10:47 PM

I did I did, (sadly somehow i did, oh yeah my family loves that stuff) yeah he's givin a good look to the stupid jock thing already :lol:

I was just going to post that
oh man, that was so bad, but hey the girls got to stay. MAN, i'd be all NO BYE :lol:

[Edited on 8-4-2004 by happysmilely]

[Edited on 8-4-2004 by happysmilely]

lurker - 4-7-2004 at 10:58 PM

haha i saw that, i had no other choice... well i could always read a book :lol:

:yawn:

Imaveedub - 4-7-2004 at 11:05 PM

in other news........barry bonds didn't get homerun number 660........:o

poobs - 4-7-2004 at 11:34 PM

I sure as hell wouldn't want to stay!! I mean, it's not like she was second best..She was 16th best!! Give it up already!! :lol:

I'm trying to not get addicted to this season, but I have to know who the spy is!!! :o:o:o

Imaveedub - 4-7-2004 at 11:37 PM

........in other news........roger clemens pitched seven innings giving up one hit and no runs........

:o

lurker - 4-8-2004 at 12:16 AM

oh wow.. i remembered the terrorist in spain being twirled in the air and smacking on the ground after the police collided with his motorcycle. SLow mo-:o:P :lol:

happysmilely - 4-8-2004 at 08:19 AM

I know, i would leave right off

yeah, keep dreaming poobs, you know your going to be looking at that TV every night to see what happens next :lol:

Imaveedub - 4-8-2004 at 08:28 AM

in other news........the first meeting between a three hundred game winner (pitcher) and a 600 homerun hitter hapenned last nite...........:duh:

Imaveedub - 4-8-2004 at 08:29 AM

the pither walked him once and struck him out twice........:wow:

poobs - 4-8-2004 at 08:35 AM

I know..I'm already counting down the days until next Wed.!! It's going to be funny to watch some of these chicks fall in love with the money aspect of his life..I hope he picks someone cool..I'm sure there's a smart girl in that group who won't throw herself at him.. :yes:

I liked that he said he wants a girl who already has a life..Someone who has her own career and who won't get all wrapped up in being a football player's wife..We'll see..:wow:

happysmilely - 4-8-2004 at 08:38 AM

I just love that he has a spy
wanna bet he dosn't listen to her!!! :lol:

I bet over 1/2 of them are $ hungry

Imaveedub - 4-8-2004 at 08:40 AM

so, yeah, this guy doesn't even start for the giants.......he's like third string, with no chance to start, because the giants already have Kerry Collins as their number one, and are trying to move up to the top spot in the NFL draft to aquire QB Eli Manning.......:o

but i guess third string quarterbacks make good bachelors:duh:

[Edited on 8-4-2004 by Imaveedub]

poobs - 4-8-2004 at 08:42 AM

Oh man..There was that one chick..She was 21, a student, and in her little interview, she kept talking about how she wants her husband to make money so she can be a mom..Maybe a part-time job..Ha! I don't think he picked her, but I can't remember..They all look alike after a while..:duh:

Did you see the previews? They're bringing up all kinds of dirt on that model chick.."Did you hear she slept with over 30 guys!"..Hahaa! I wonder how much of that is cattiness and how much is true..:ticking:

Imaveedub - 4-8-2004 at 08:43 AM

:yawn:

poobs - 4-8-2004 at 08:44 AM

Not that there's anything wrong with sleeping with over 30 guys..I should throw that out there..I hate when people get hung up on that kind of shit..You do what you want to whomever you want when you want..As long as you're in control and are safe, you can sleep with 100 guys and it shouldn't make a difference.. :no:

happysmilely - 4-8-2004 at 08:45 AM

yeah I know
:lol:

and they all do look alike
man I know if I had to call out names I would screw it up 2 :lol:

yeah you know how TV is, you never know if they are just crewing with you trying to get you to view the show.
most the time they are

poobs - 4-8-2004 at 08:47 AM

I've always wondered how they remember the names..I usually meet people and forget their name within seconds.. :no:

Imaveedub - 4-8-2004 at 08:47 AM

if you're a woman, and you have slept with over 20 different guys.......you're a freakin slut and should be making gang bang adult videos........ :lol:

happysmilely - 4-8-2004 at 08:50 AM

yeah poobs
me 2, I still don't remember yours
anyway
YEAH, I have a HARD time with names.
i would have to use cheat cards, :lol:

[Edited on 8-4-2004 by happysmilely]

Imaveedub - 4-8-2004 at 08:51 AM

:o

poobs - 4-8-2004 at 08:55 AM

YOU DON'T REMEMBER MINE??? BUT I REMEMBER YOURS!!! Well, it is in your sig, but still!! I'm hurt, happy..

happysmilely - 4-8-2004 at 08:59 AM

:lol:

i'm ever so sorry poobs!!!
I just call you "poobs" and "poobanut" so much :lol:

one day I'll get it down :lol:

I TOLD YOU I WOULD FORGET IT AGAIN!
I'm sorry :lol:

(see told you I was bad)

Imaveedub - 4-8-2004 at 08:59 AM

:yawn:

poobs - 4-8-2004 at 09:00 AM

:lol:

It's ok..I know Drac and Phob know my name, but they always call me poobs as well..I think poobs fits me better than my real name.. :lol:

Imaveedub - 4-8-2004 at 09:01 AM

yikes........

happysmilely - 4-8-2004 at 09:02 AM

:lol:

yeah, I hates my real name

but I have like a million other names that I never settle on
so I just gave up and use my real one
I still respond to all my nick names
Steve is a bad one beacuse everyones named steve
"hey steve" :lol:

"WHAT"

Imaveedub - 4-8-2004 at 09:04 AM

yikes.............can anyone say.........schitzo......... :lol:

poobs - 4-8-2004 at 09:05 AM

Ha! My friend's brother is named Steve!! :yes:

Imaveedub - 4-8-2004 at 09:06 AM

ha.....ha...... :rolleyes:

happysmilely - 4-8-2004 at 09:07 AM

:lol:

my freinds brothers sister aunts sister mothers... (nocfused)
is named Steve :lol:

no , see they have a lot of Steve's

MichelleRene - 4-8-2004 at 09:08 AM

VeeDub:

:rolleyes:

[Edited on 8-4-2004 by MichelleRene]

Imaveedub - 4-8-2004 at 09:09 AM

ditto.........

MichelleRene - 4-8-2004 at 09:09 AM

it was meant for u!

poobs - 4-8-2004 at 09:17 AM

Michelle's a dirty nanny.. :lol:

Imaveedub - 4-8-2004 at 09:23 AM

:rolleyes:

Imaveedub - 4-8-2004 at 09:23 AM

and yes, i would agree that she's dirty.........

[Edited on 8-4-2004 by Imaveedub]

Imaveedub - 4-8-2004 at 09:24 AM

and its not necesseraly a bad thing......... :lol:

poobs - 4-8-2004 at 09:29 AM

Michelle rocks my world..:D

Imaveedub - 4-8-2004 at 09:33 AM

yikes.....

DylerPlummer - 4-9-2004 at 12:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by poobs
Hmm..

Hey!! Who took my gum? :cool:

poobs - 4-9-2004 at 12:07 PM

:o:o:o:o :lol:

DylerPlummer - 4-9-2004 at 12:10 PM

Thought that might cheer you up.. :lol:

poobs - 4-9-2004 at 12:18 PM

:yes:

Imaveedub - 4-9-2004 at 09:45 PM

:yawn:

poobs - 4-9-2004 at 10:06 PM

I love ALF.. :yes:

DylerPlummer - 4-9-2004 at 10:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by poobs
I love ALF.. :yes:

:o:o:o :D :lol:

poobs - 4-9-2004 at 10:55 PM

DylerPlummer - 4-9-2004 at 10:57 PM

Hey.. Is that a gun he's holding up there in the little pic or is he just happy to see someone :lol:

[Edited on 10-4-2004 by DylerPlummer]

poobs - 4-9-2004 at 10:59 PM

I think it's his penis.. :yes:

DylerPlummer - 4-9-2004 at 11:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by poobs
I think it's his penis.. :yes:

poobs - 4-9-2004 at 11:06 PM

:saint:

poobs - 4-14-2004 at 04:31 PM

Whooo-hoooo!! I've been harrassing Brody to mow the front lawn for a few days now and I just looked out and my neighbor is mowing our front section as he's doing his!! Whooo!! See? It pays to let him "accidentally" see your ta-tas!! :D

poobs - 4-15-2004 at 08:40 AM

More on the mosquito saga surrounding my house! There was a pair of mating mosquitos on my window and I saw a third one try to get in on the action..:o Who knew mosquitos were so kinky! :yes:

Sorry..It's entertaining to me at the moment.. :cool:

MichelleRene - 4-15-2004 at 09:32 AM

damn bi-sexual gang-banging mosquitoes!:o

poobs - 4-15-2004 at 09:34 AM

Tell me about it..Ohh..I'll take a pic of the ones on my window! They're still going at it!!! :o

poobs - 4-15-2004 at 09:37 AM

Oh man..They're not coming out right..Too much light in the camera..Curses! I wanted to start a mosquito porn site!!! :ticking:

MichelleRene - 4-15-2004 at 09:38 AM

I guess the occassional gang bang is ok...for mosquitoes, that is.....

poobs - 4-15-2004 at 09:39 AM

It's so creepy to watch them..At one point I looked up and they were in a u formation..I guess one of them got a cramp and they had to change positions..:duh:

MichelleRene - 4-15-2004 at 09:45 AM

:o:o:o:o maybe they were into oral today....those kinky mosquitoes!

A threesome of oral....that's kinda creepy......I wonder if they were all the same sex or mixes????? Things to ponder....

poobs - 4-15-2004 at 09:51 AM

I saw this one porno with an oral threesome with chicks..It was just awkward looking.. :rolleyes:

MichelleRene - 4-15-2004 at 09:59 AM

that would seem quite boring...I'm not into the chicky thing.....
and that blow up doll with no Hoo-Hass isn't going to help....
so, maybe they were all three doing some kind of crazy mating mosquitoe ritual....

TurtleEnterprises - 4-15-2004 at 10:11 AM

oh... the visuals
I wanna see mosquitos boning out :lol:

poobs - 4-15-2004 at 10:57 AM

I don't know, but there's ANOTHER set mating on a different window!!! And the other two are still going..I've named them Mickey and Mallory and that guy was trying to get in on the action again..

The pics aren't turning out!! I'll try again, just for you Turtle!!

nurzetrev - 4-16-2004 at 08:29 AM

wait ...Mickey and Mallory...Family Ties...? was that her like wild haired but mildly brain dead boyfriend for ahwile...? :lol:

the guy that could of been the teen wolf as well...you know to keep it in the family' and all :lol:

poobs - 4-16-2004 at 08:35 AM

That was NICK!! Heeeeyy.. :lol:

nurzetrev - 4-16-2004 at 08:46 AM

dude...soooorrrry, I forget these things...I wake and go Mallory! what happened to Mickey!???!...I mean Nick! :lol:

poobs - 4-16-2004 at 08:51 AM

I LOVE-A THE MICKEY AND-U MALLORY! THEY'RE SO GLEAT! SO COOOLL!!

poobs - 4-16-2004 at 09:22 AM

Fack..My sister just "dropped in" and I smoked a bowl just a little while ago..I hope she doesn't smell it!! Damn family!! WHY WON'T THEY LEAVE ME ALONE??? :no:

RoboticTerrorSTD - 4-16-2004 at 09:28 AM

because family loves to be annoying and bother! and they like to catch you right after you've done something bad.....but not to much "after" because you still have enough evidence (smell....... or boyfriends shirt) for them to catch you

:lol:

poobs - 4-16-2004 at 12:01 PM

:ticking: And now my f*cking family has used up all of the damn toilet paper!! I swear..I'm ready to f*cking lose it..:ticking::ticking::ticking::ticking::ticking::ticking::ticking::ticking:

bertbollocks - 4-16-2004 at 12:03 PM

You wanna borrow some toilet paper from me.I'm gonna have to peel it of the wall first.

poobs - 4-16-2004 at 12:11 PM

Yes please!! I swear, I've been to the store every f*cking day since my damn brother got here! It's his turn..Oh wait..He's sleeping on the couch AGAIN!!! I should take a dump and wipe with his shirt or something..That'll show him!! :saint: :lol:

bertbollocks - 4-16-2004 at 12:16 PM

Will a shirt be enough for your dump after reading your posts you may need his whole wardrobe.

poobs - 4-16-2004 at 12:18 PM

Good point..I haven't eaten today though, so I don't have any ammo..Oh well..

RoboticTerrorSTD - 4-16-2004 at 12:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by poobs
Good point..I haven't eaten today though, so I don't have any ammo..Oh well..

bertbollocks - 4-16-2004 at 12:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by poobs
Good point..I haven't eaten today though, so I don't have any ammo..Oh well..

Try mini eggs.. they always seem to work for me.

poobs - 4-16-2004 at 01:04 PM

Dyler? :o

I love Mini Eggs.. :yes:

[Edited on 4-16-2004 by poobs]

bertbollocks - 4-16-2004 at 01:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by poobs
Dyler? :o

I love Mini Eggs.. :yes:

[Edited on 4-16-2004 by poobs]

Who's Dyler.

poobs - 4-16-2004 at 01:08 PM

Oh man.. :lol:

Dyler is this really strange guy that we've been trying to get kicked off of here..Nothing works..:ticking::D

bertbollocks - 4-16-2004 at 01:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by poobs

Dyler is this really strange guy that we've been trying to get kicked off of here..Nothing works..:ticking::D

Huh ? Who you trying to get rid of?

poobs - 4-16-2004 at 01:13 PM

Umm..Dyler? Shit..Forget it..:duh:

So, yeah..Mini Eggs..Good stuff..:duh: I won't drink coffee anymore cuz it made me poo all the time.. :rolleyes:

bertbollocks - 4-16-2004 at 01:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by poobs
I won't drink coffee anymore cuz it made me poo all the time.. :rolleyes:

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.. Yuk yuk :lol:

poobs - 4-16-2004 at 01:16 PM

Ahhh!! I knew it!!! :ticking: :lol:

Yeah..So back to this Dyler guy..He's a big ninny..:P :lol:

bertbollocks - 4-16-2004 at 01:19 PM

Ninny? Moi? :lol:

I'm no.... Well maybe a bit..

poobs - 4-16-2004 at 01:20 PM

No! I was talking about Dyler! Not you!! :yes:

bertbollocks - 4-16-2004 at 01:22 PM

My friend is sitting next to me wondering why i'm pissing myself :lol:

poobs - 4-16-2004 at 01:24 PM

Same with my brother downstairs.. :lol:

I have to be sure not to piss myself though since we have no toilet paper!!!! :mad:

bertbollocks - 4-16-2004 at 01:26 PM

Didn't that guy Bert Bollocks say he'd lend you some toilet paper ? :lol:

poobs - 4-16-2004 at 01:29 PM

Aren't YOU bertbollocks?? And yes, but I think he's too far away..I could be swimming in my own urine by the time I get his.. :rolleyes:

bertbollocks - 4-16-2004 at 01:35 PM

BertBollocks has left the building (in a confused state of mind).. He said something about going to the penis novelty shop which he owns.. Damn strange jobs these Dutch people have..

poobs - 4-16-2004 at 01:39 PM

:lol:

Damn Bert..I think he's always in a confused state of mind.. :yes:

bertbollocks - 4-16-2004 at 01:41 PM

Don't get Bert angry.. You wouldn't like him when he's angry.

poobs - 4-16-2004 at 01:54 PM

Hold on..I"ve seen him when he's angry!

poobs - 4-16-2004 at 01:55 PM

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poobs - 4-16-2004 at 01:55 PM

Scary, isn't he? :duh:

DylerPlummer - 4-17-2004 at 07:52 AM

:o :lol: