Porn Lover!!!

I think the whole spitting thing is out of control..And I'm tired of every damn porno showing guys getting blow jobs! It's annoying!! I think porn is funny though..The older porn is way better because the women actually look real..They have nice, real boobs and natural hair color..I guess they looked more like regular people, so it's more exciting to watch them "do it"..

I love PORN :duh: sorry i do, yes i'm a girl.

:o:o:o


You all are pervs! Just kidding...like I have room to talk. Porn makes me laugh more than anything. Usually the men are hideous! The seventies ones are funny....the old hair doo's and hair don'ts....and the music! Ah.....classic!

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Originally posted by TurtleEnterprises My best friend and I a couple years back went to rent some pornos in my moms car. That same nite her car was stolen (found two weeks later) we thought god punished us cause were watching porn! We are now traumatized of it, but yea i like it :D

You guys are going to Hell..:D

AAAAhhhhh! Great subject.:D j/k

The only 70's video I've seen was a John Holmes disc that me, and my ex-girlfriend bought from a computer fair in Pomona. We had just seen the E True Hollywood Story on him, and was curious as to all the hubbub(nothing I hadn't seen in the mirror ), but the only one they had was John Holmes goes Gay, and man it was the sickest thing I've ever seen, but there was a few extra 70's clips in there, and those were funny. When I was 16 we used to watch Nikki Charm (80's babe) after getting stoned, and watching the old Powell Peralta Bones Brigade Skate videos, and dang as a 16 year old seeing these hot babes we could only fantasize about doing everthing we could only imagine was soo awesome. Not really into porn now...the real thing is waaay better. :P

I think porn is for married people.

Oh man! New Years Day 2003, I had to get up early to work about 4am, went to take out trash, look up and the stupid Landlord thought his blinds were closed, but they were positioned right where you could see his TV, and he had porn on Fast-Forward. Funny thing is why Fast-Forward? His poor wife was probably sleep in the other room, or maybe it was her, or maybe it was both of them. Moral of story people think about your blinds!! ALWAYS!!

RAYLENE...good stuff My fav slut ! hehe

Yea your right, in a way her moans don't sound like there comming from her. Her voice does not fit her. But shes a hot mama! < even my 3 friends agree

[Edited on 3/6/2004 by TurtleEnterprises]

I want to know why all the men in porno are hideous?

The guys get to see pretty women and we get stuck with Ron Jeremy!













I like her name Sindee Coxx:o:P

[Edited on 6-3-2004 by MichelleRene]

Uhh..Give it to me baby? :wow:

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Originally posted by poobs Uhh..Give it to me baby? :wow:

Oooooh yeah baby! I'd like to slap some butter on that!:saint:

He is utterly repulsive! He looks like a fig!

Yeah, he's shaped like a fig....


Here's some Kermie Porn for all you Muppets Fans!




Ooooh smack it Kermie, smack it!

I watched that show as often as I could! I kept missing it, but I'd catch it here and there..Trishelle was in love with Vanilla Ice..Hahahaaa! And it's true..He did seem like a really cool guy..I love that he and Tammy Faye had such a cool relationship..

Now about the guy you met once..Do tell..

Whooo!! :D

Vanilla Ice had anger issues..I hated to see it..I want him to be good..

you have to understand Poobs, how would you feel if you were the HOTTEST artist of the 90's then you were nothing!!! I would have some anger issues also if I were him...FROM BEING THE BOMB TO BEING CRAP...that sucks..I feel bad for him.
Peace

PS...do you women think like men too...or is that just me?

[Edited on 7-3-2004 by sevenblur]

I think it's just you..

You're too sprill, Sevenblur...

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Originally posted by sevenblur PS...do you women think like men too...or is that just me? I think it's just you.... :wow:

Yes and the proper term for that is "fuck-buddy". Its a good word and should be used more often than many would like to admit! You seem to have a good outlook, sevenblur!! Except for the Vanilla Ice getting cooler thing. How dare you.

What the ????:o

This one's for you Dyler.......

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Originally posted by MichelleRene This one's for you Dyler.......

Ha ha... Glad you're feeling better and to see you've still got your sense of humour..

Seen any good shows lately Dyler?

Not much going on here.

I love the chicks dress. I'd love to see a Blondie tribute band----she was the Shit! She is the sexiest singer...her lips and jaw structure is so amazing.

No Gobsausage shows? Have fun seeing The Servant in France...I wish I could travel more....I love Europe!

Dyler watches porn...Dyler watches porn...and wears freaky masks while he dances around in his Hulk underoos!




[Edited on 10-3-2004 by MichelleRene]

I forgot about the Village People biker boots with the chains around them....

I think he only lets the Hulk come out on the forum.....

Ahhh... It's creamy crack action man!