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Biggest Turn On's and Off's?

MichelleRene - 3-9-2004 at 04:51 PM

Anyone want to share? Don't be shy....:saint:

poobs - 3-9-2004 at 04:56 PM

Oh my..

Turn Ons:
Sense of humor
Good musical taste
Veiny arms
Strong hands
Height (gotta be at least 6'2"!!)
Comfy in social situations
Accents

Turn Offs:
Bad Manners
Bad Breathe
Stupidity
Men :lol:

[Edited on 3-10-2004 by poobs]

Neuwave - 3-9-2004 at 05:03 PM

Quote:

Anyone want to share? Don't be shy....

Now, now Michele. I think that's the second time you've asked a question without answering it first. :P

poobs - 3-9-2004 at 05:07 PM

Hey..I didn't notice that! She does seem to do that often, huh? :mad:

poobs - 3-9-2004 at 05:08 PM

I smell.. :yes:

DylerPlummer - 3-9-2004 at 05:10 PM

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Originally posted by poobs
Oh my..

Turn Ons:

Veiny arms
Strong hands
Height (gotta be at least 6'2"!!)
Comfy in social situations
Accents

Turn Offs:
Bad Manners
Bad Breathe

[Edited on 3-10-2004 by poobs]

A very funny thing just happened to me in the bathroom while i was brushing my teeth.. I was stairing at my veiny arms and didn't realise my own strength as the bottle of mouthwash i was using smashed as i was gripping it quite tight and too make things worse i stood up straight and banged my head on the ceiling.. I then called all the neighbours in and we sat around,drank tea as i laughed it off..

DylerPlummer - 3-9-2004 at 05:13 PM

Sorry about that last load of rubbish i posted.. It is very late here and i'm cream crackered.. I'll be off to bed soon ..

The internet keeps cutting me off!

MichelleRene - 3-9-2004 at 05:14 PM

Turn On's:

Accents: British, Italian, German, etc.
Dark hair
Side burn Chops---ooh sooo hot!
Mysterious dark eyes
Pouty lips
Creativity
Sense of humor *

Turn Off's:

mainstream
arrogance
feet
tighty whities
did I say feet?
Alcoholics
huge muscles---well, one maybe
ummm...feet.

colforbin6 - 3-9-2004 at 05:16 PM

for being shithoused, I thought Dyler's post was absolutely hilarious.

cheers dyler.

colforbin6 - 3-9-2004 at 05:17 PM

my bad, "cream crackered"

-wonder what one must ingest to feel cream crackered.

MichelleRene - 3-9-2004 at 05:18 PM

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Originally posted by poobs
I smell.. :yes:

Aww Poobs...........

And Dyler Cream Crackered? Did you mean creamy crack?
Dyler's a cracker... :lol:

You're so funny Dyler.......clever....

Yeah, what are you drinking Dyler????

[Edited on 10-3-2004 by MichelleRene]

poobs - 3-9-2004 at 05:29 PM

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Originally posted by DylerPlummer
Sorry about that last load of rubbish i posted.. It is very late here and i'm cream crackered.. I'll be off to bed soon ..

Add that to my list of turn-ons..Rubbish..Cream Crackered..So cute! :lol:

DylerPlummer - 3-9-2004 at 05:30 PM

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Originally posted by MichelleRene
And Dyler Cream Crackered? Did you mean creamy crack?

Michelle.. You're disgusting ha ha.. Cream crackered is rhyming slang for knackered..

Yeah, what are you drinking Dyler????

Believe this or not but i've never had a drink in my life.. (i mean of the alchohol type)..

[Edited on 10-3-2004 by MichelleRene]

MichelleRene - 3-9-2004 at 05:33 PM

He'll off to bed soon....make sure you take your mask off before you get to bed. We don't want to scare the children, now do we? :lol:

poobs - 3-9-2004 at 05:33 PM

Never? :wow: Good man! :D

DylerPlummer - 3-9-2004 at 05:33 PM

Please nobody post any more (or for at least 5 minutes ) cos i really am tired and you're all keeping me up...

poobs - 3-9-2004 at 05:35 PM

I could twist that into something perverted, but I'm too pure for that..:wow::D

MichelleRene - 3-9-2004 at 05:37 PM

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Originally posted by DylerPlummer

Quote:

Originally posted by MichelleRene
And Dyler Cream Crackered? Did you mean creamy crack?

Michelle.. You're disgusting ha ha.. Cream crackered is rhyming slang for knackered..

/quote]

Oh my God...I have a buzz and when I wrote Creamy crack I meant the drug crack....not something else...oh shit sorry, I'm embarassed.. :no:

MichelleRene - 3-9-2004 at 05:39 PM

:lol:

:o:o

I can't stop laughing....go to bed Dyler before we smack you.... :lol:

poobs - 3-9-2004 at 05:43 PM

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Originally posted by MichelleRene

Oh my God...I have a buzz and when I wrote Creamy crack I meant the drug crack....not something else...oh shit sorry, I'm embarassed.. :no:

MichelleRene - 3-9-2004 at 05:43 PM

oh Noooo......no one wants to talk to me because I said CREAMY CRACK! :lol:

:wow::duh:

poobs - 3-9-2004 at 05:44 PM

:lol:

Holy crap..You're cracking me up..Or should I say creamy cracking me up..*rimshot*

MichelleRene - 3-9-2004 at 05:45 PM

CREEEEEAAAMMMY CRACK! :lol:

MichelleRene - 3-9-2004 at 05:46 PM

Yeah Dyler You're creamy cracking us up. Get your're creamy crack to bed....

:lol:

DylerPlummer - 3-9-2004 at 05:46 PM

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Originally posted by MichelleRene
:lol:

:o:o

go to bed Dyler before we smack you.... :lol:

Oh no i'm gonna have to stay up now... Ha ha..

This is it i really am going to sleep now cos i'm starting to hurt from tiredness (and from all the laughing).. Night night and seet dreams to you all..

poobs - 3-9-2004 at 05:47 PM

Creamy crack to bed..Hahahaaa!!! :lol:

Seet dreams to you, too, Dyler! :lol:

MichelleRene - 3-9-2004 at 05:48 PM

Dyler likes all this talk about creamy crack Poobs.....he hasn't gone to bed yet..... :lol:

:wow:

poobs - 3-9-2004 at 05:50 PM

"Excuse me sir..Is that crunchy crack?"
"No..It's CREAMY CRACK!"

DylerPlummer - 3-9-2004 at 05:50 PM

I can't... Ha ha.... Please please please dlet me go to sleep... shit i wrote seet and dlet... See that's how tired i am..

MichelleRene - 3-9-2004 at 05:50 PM

Nighty night Dyler!

All this talk about creamy crack put poor Dyler right to sleep..... :lol:

poobs - 3-9-2004 at 05:51 PM

You know he'll be lurking for hours around here..:wow: :lol:

poobs - 3-9-2004 at 05:51 PM

Waiting for our creamy cracks..:ticking:

DylerPlummer - 3-9-2004 at 05:52 PM

X X... There's one each.. i really am going now.. Thank you and good night.

MichelleRene - 3-9-2004 at 05:54 PM

OMG! Poobs...I can't stop laughing....Gotta love the lemonheaded creamy-crack Blues Brothers dancer......... :lol:

Yes Sir...I'd like some of the crunchy crack....with nuts please... :lol:

poobs - 3-9-2004 at 05:56 PM

:lol:

He looks so happy to be eating creamy crack..

poobs - 3-9-2004 at 05:56 PM

My tummy hurts.. :lol:

MichelleRene - 3-9-2004 at 05:58 PM

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Originally posted by poobs
:lol:

He looks so happy to be eating creamy crack..

Maybe he's eating the crunchy cracks with nuts.......

I think creamy cracks are probably better than crunchy.....what do you think? :lol:

Creamy or Crunchy Cracks?

MichelleRene - 3-9-2004 at 06:02 PM

Dyler is still up...... :lol:

poor Dyler is going to have nightmares about creamy cracks! :lol:

colforbin6 - 3-9-2004 at 06:06 PM

goodness.

MichelleRene - 3-9-2004 at 06:07 PM

:lol:

Night night Dyler...........have cream filled crack dreams! :lol:

poobs - 3-9-2004 at 06:15 PM

Nightmares, or fantasies?? :o :lol:

And I'm going to have to go with Crunchy Crack..

Smitty2Jones - 3-9-2004 at 07:39 PM

This seems to be slightly off topic now... and parts of it are freakin me out :p Oh well!

Turn ons:
This face: :wow:
Funny (not lookin!) girls
hot girls
Good musical taste
Good food taste
sanity

turn offs:
being a dilweed in general...
liking "every kind of music"
Uh, having a boyfriend/fiance/hubby...

poobs - 3-9-2004 at 09:34 PM

It did get off topic, didn't it? Sorry about that..Creamy Crack had to butt in on our topic..:o

Seb - 3-9-2004 at 10:43 PM

Here are a few of my turn ons when it comes to the opposite sex:
Smart
Great personality
Same music taste as me
Same political views as me
Someone that is weird
Can be herself
Spontaneous

[Edited on 10-3-2004 by Seb]

MichelleRene - 3-10-2004 at 09:08 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by poobs
I smell.. :yes:

MichelleRene - 3-10-2004 at 09:31 AM

TurtleEnterprises - 3-10-2004 at 09:42 AM

Turn offs
No sense of humor
and hairy ass chest gross :no:

TurtleEnterprises - 3-10-2004 at 09:44 AM

Oh yea and too many muscles or muscles period blah:yawn:

MichelleRene - 3-10-2004 at 10:17 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TurtleEnterprises
Turn offs
No sense of humor
and hairy ass chest gross :no:

When I first looked at your post I thought it said hairy ass... :lol:

Smitty2Jones - 3-10-2004 at 10:28 AM

More than likely that too, hairy asses are way grosser than hair chests (not that I know either, as in preference.....)

RoboticTerrorSTD - 3-10-2004 at 10:59 AM

turn offs-
BAD HYGIENE!!!!!!!
bad tempers,
inconsideration,
and being close minded.

turn-ons-
Great sense of humor!
uniqueness
kind

oh and a hairy ass :lol:

poobs - 3-10-2004 at 11:23 AM

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Originally posted by MichelleRene

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Originally posted by poobs
I smell.. :yes:

poobs - 3-10-2004 at 11:24 AM

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Originally posted by RoboticTerrorSTD
oh and a hairy ass :lol:

:o:o How about a red one?

RoboticTerrorSTD - 3-10-2004 at 11:28 AM

ha haa :lol:

sure i can handle a red one.........but not a dirty one

poobs - 3-10-2004 at 11:29 AM

Ewww..:wow::duh:

MichelleRene - 3-10-2004 at 12:20 PM

Ewwwww:wow::wow::o

OOooh a sexy dirty hairy ass.... :lol:

:wow:

Noisemonster - 3-10-2004 at 05:43 PM

Turn-ons:

- Long hair (i love ponytails!) (No! I don't mean ass hair! :lol:

)
- Cool style
- if she's on the same 'wavelength' talking

Turn-offs:

- bad breath and other bad smells
- Hippie kinda chicks (you know what I mean?)
- 'Oh! So you listen to rock music, too! I like Linkin Park and Nickelback!'

can't think of more now...

[Edited on 11-3-2004 by Noisemonster]

sevenblur - 3-10-2004 at 08:49 PM

Turno ons:
Black or dark shaggy hair
Blue or light eyes
Tallish
SCOTTISH ACCENT!!!
British accent
eloquent speaker
nice arms
nice abs

Turn offs:
men that lead women on *can you tell I am bitter :mad:

conceited people
people that talk about something....and dont know what they are talking about

There is more...but too much for this list
Peace

Smitty2Jones - 3-10-2004 at 10:15 PM

Why's everyone saying stuff like "bad hygiene"? I figured that was a given :yes:

Add-on-turn-on:
Short hair, not like bald, but short like... length of Summer's on the OC...

MichelleRene - 3-11-2004 at 06:58 AM

I think "stinky smells" tops all of our lists!

:no:

Sometimes scarey stuff is a turn on! Like being seduced by a gorgeous dark haired vampire with side-burn chops, in a velvet coat, ruffled shirt and riding boots. And Lots of black eyeliner...don't know what it is about men wearing black eyeliner, but man, it gets me going!!!!..ahhh, I'm getting a little carried away......

DylerPlummer - 3-11-2004 at 07:23 AM

Shit my daughter just caught me in her make up bag..

MichelleRene - 3-11-2004 at 08:10 AM

:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:wow::wow::wow:
:lol:

Well, that figures..... :lol:

poobs - 3-11-2004 at 08:26 AM

:lol:

I don't know which is funnier..That Dyler was in the make-up bag, or that Michelle wasn't surprised.. :lol:

poobs - 3-11-2004 at 08:27 AM

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Originally posted by MichelleRene
Sometimes scarey stuff is a turn on! Like being seduced by a gorgeous dark haired vampire with side-burn chops, in a velvet coat, ruffled shirt and riding boots. And Lots of black eyeliner...don't know what it is about men wearing black eyeliner, but man, it gets me going!!!!..ahhh, I'm getting a little carried away......

I'm not into all that goth vampire stuff, but I read all of those Anne Rice books about Lestat and stuff and she makes it seem so sensual..It's quite *whisper* sexy..:o

DylerPlummer - 3-11-2004 at 08:30 AM

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Originally posted by poobs
:lol:

I don't know which is funnier..That Dyler was in the make-up bag, or that Michelle wasn't surprised.. :lol:

You know i wasn't really Ha ha.. Don't you.. please believe me..

MichelleRene - 3-11-2004 at 08:32 AM

:yes:

Sexxy inded!

But, it ruins the fantasy when you know most of those guys that look like that don't have jobs...or a car....or a life.

But it's nice to fantasize about. Just pretend he's a reincarnated Prince from another time....and leave before the sun comes up.... :lol:

poobs - 3-11-2004 at 08:32 AM

Sure..We believe you..:saint: :yes:

:saint:

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:wow:

MichelleRene - 3-11-2004 at 08:33 AM

:lol:

Yeah right, after seeing you in pig tails and a pink bow in your hair...I wonder. :lol:

poobs - 3-11-2004 at 08:35 AM

that was your 1000th post, Michelle!!! Congrats! :wow::duh:

I thought the pig tails were hot..:duh:

MichelleRene - 3-11-2004 at 08:51 AM

Any more pig tail photos for us Dyler?
:lol:

DylerPlummer - 3-11-2004 at 04:20 PM

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Originally posted by MichelleRene
Any more pig tail photos for us Dyler?
:lol:

No more pigtails but i did go to the hairdressers today and asked for a Justin Meldal-Johnsen... What do you think?

poobs - 3-11-2004 at 04:33 PM

Dude! Go get your money back! They gave you the Annie cut instead!! :lol:

DylerPlummer - 3-11-2004 at 04:40 PM

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Originally posted by poobs
Dude! Go get your money back! They gave you the Annie cut instead!! :lol:

Annie..Ha ha... And there was me walking down the road today thinking i looked like (get ready for a great English expression) The Dogs Bollocks.. I was even thinking about taking up Bass lessons and asking Lomax,Athena,Mark and a complete stranger if they wanted to start up an ImaRobot tribute band..

poobs - 3-11-2004 at 04:48 PM

The Dogs Bollocks? It sounds like a band name! :lol:

Shouldn't you be asleep by now?

DylerPlummer - 3-11-2004 at 04:54 PM

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Originally posted by poobs
Shouldn't you be asleep by now?

Yes Mum,i'm sorry. Perleeeeaase can i stay up another 10 minutes? i promise i'll be good.

poobs - 3-11-2004 at 05:32 PM

Only if you really beg for it.. :yes:

MichelleRene - 3-12-2004 at 07:26 AM

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Originally posted by poobs
Only if you really beg for it.. :yes:

Tha Annie cut does suit you! That could be the name of the Ima tribute band---IMA DOGS BOLLUCKS :lol:

Athena - 3-12-2004 at 07:38 AM

Hmm... Ok I'm in. But can I be the singer? It's too late for me to learn an instrument. Although w/ my curls I look nore like Justin than anybody... My little brother is a bassist with big hair like Timmy's is growing out into... He'll be here this summer so maybe he can give you lessons, Dyler. :lol:

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Originally posted by DylerPlummer
... And there was me walking down the road today thinking i looked like (get ready for a great English expression) The Dogs Bollocks.. I was even thinking about taking up Bass lessons and asking Lomax,Athena,Mark and a complete stranger if they wanted to start up an ImaRobot tribute band..

DylerPlummer - 3-12-2004 at 07:43 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by poobs
Only if you really beg for it.. :yes:

Pretty please.. (i'm on my knees here).. Ha ha..

Athena you're in.. And as for the band name we could call ourselves... ImaRobollocks.. What do you think?

Athena - 3-12-2004 at 07:49 AM

HAHAHA! :lol:

I'll have to think about that one... Maybe if we were--

"The Ima RoBollocks" yeh that could work!

Athena - 3-12-2004 at 07:50 AM

I think the "The" adds credibility, don't you?

DylerPlummer - 3-12-2004 at 07:53 AM

Right rehearsals start tomorrow at Camden... Bring your voice..

Athena - 3-12-2004 at 07:58 AM

Uh-oh. What have I gotten myself into? :o:o

DylerPlummer - 3-12-2004 at 08:06 AM

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Originally posted by Athena
Uh-oh. What have I gotten myself into? :o:o

Ha ha... Wait and see..

By the way if anybody wonders what the last two posts were about, Athena and i have got a date tomorrow.. ha ha. ..
Well not a date it's more of a business meeting you know about our band... "The ImaRobollocks"

[Edited on 12-3-2004 by DylerPlummer]

poobs - 3-12-2004 at 08:12 AM

:o:o:o I am so telling on you.. :o:o:o:D

Athena - 3-12-2004 at 08:14 AM

It's a give Athena some Ima Robot swag date. Dyler's gonna wear his JMJ curly wig and he and I will look like we are related.

DylerPlummer - 3-12-2004 at 08:17 AM

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Originally posted by poobs
:o:o:o I am so telling on you.. :o:o:o:D

Poobs... You're new name will be Bertie Smalls if you do..

MichelleRene - 3-12-2004 at 11:35 AM

BERTIE SMALLS

Bertie Smalls is British slang for an informer.

I had to look that up Dyler, becaue I had no clue what the hell you were talking about...
:lol:

Good luck with the band "The Robollucks" (?)

:wow: :lol:

DylerPlummer - 3-12-2004 at 08:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MichelleRene
BERTIE SMALLS

Bertie Smalls is British slang for an informer.

Good luck with the band "The Robollucks" (?)

:wow: :lol:

Good girl Michelle .. Bertie Smalls was probably thee first Super grass..

And the bands name is "The ImaRobollocks".. remember it cos we're gonna be massive.. Ha ha

poobs - 6-17-2005 at 12:49 PM

Oh man..This was good stuff.. :lol: