The shit talking thread...

I always shit talk...look at all my posts..hehehe.
>>Dont think me lame, but, I have a crush on this guy that I keep seeing at my school gym, and i dont know his name or anything about him, just see him there, and I have seen him around school, and I always feel like this is a reoccuring high school crush thing. I hate that cause I tend to feel like I did when i was a teenager. Anyhow got any ideas on how to NOT have those lame crushes? Or getting him.
Peace
PS: See, this is a shit talking thread!

You're not lame! Crushes are fun! You gotta bump into him somehow..Start a conversation! Ask a question! That's how I bagged a crush I had once..Asked about a test, and it opened the lines of communication! (I almost said something about something else opening, but thought it a bit crude.. )

Good luck! Keep us posted about this guy!

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Originally posted by poobs I almost said something about something else opening, but thought it a bit crude..

HAHAHAHA!!!!! Yeah, he has caught me staring at him a couple of times, but I dont have him in any classes, But I could work out near him and just act all defenseless (Oh, could you help me with that dumbell, then look at his ass when he bends over) Anyhow, I should try something, give me more poobs, i need all the help i can get!!:D:D
Peace

Ha! I don't know how good my advice is..I'm single.. Ha! Ok..Let's see..Yes..Work out by him..Just smile at him and make an effort to shake your boobies as you're working out..It'll work like a charm.. Oh! I know! Ask him what the time is! We used to do that in jr. high!!

I should shake my boobs, they should serve their purpose, but I think he might like those B****** S*****, (south beach) looking chicks, but yeah, I should use those assests I have, I cant the butt, cause I dont have one anymore . But, lets see, I will keep you posted poobs, THANKS again
PEace

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Originally posted by sevenblur I cant the butt, cause I dont have one anymore .

:o:o:o What happened? Did someone take it?

And you'll never know what he prefers if you don't try!! And if he is into those plastic South Beach clones, then he's lame anyways..

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Originally posted by poobs Quote: :o:o:o What happened? Did someone take it? And if he is into those plastic South Beach clones, then he's lame anyways.. Hahaha, yeah, some guy liked my butt and just snatched it away...it was traumatizing!! No, I just lost like 50lbs and most of the weight was in the butt, so i have a really small butt. You are right, I wouldnt like him if he liked those SB clones. But he is soooooo hot. Here is a description: Blue eys, like 6'0" black hair, light skin, and looks a lot like Ethan Embry (Gwar loving kid in Empire Record). He is so beautiful, and that is why I think of this as a high school crush, but I will shake the boobs, dont worry, as him the time by conveniently forgetting my watch and cell phone hehehehe. Lets see. YOu have more?

Congrats on losing the weight, seven! You know..You can't go wrong with blue eyes and dark hair..*sigh*

Ok..So boobies? check No watch? check

What else? You can talk on your cell phone right by him and talk about how easy you are..That might help.. Or pretend you lost something and look all around him and say that you thought you lost your (insert item here) right there..Then you can tease him about stealing it..Then you can jump his bones..Or should I say bone? Heyoooo!!!:o

I like to talk shit, but don't really have any shit to talk on anyone here

Well you're not supposed to talk shit about us! Just about anything in general..Actually, you probably could talk some shit about me cuz I'm even annoying myself!

How about some advice for seven..You're a boy..You know what you like..If she did what the chick in your avatar is doing, would she get her man?

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Originally posted by TurtleEnterprises I was taking a nap today and woke up coughing real bad and puked like 3 times... Now i'm hungry.:D

:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o Eat something that'll be easy on you on the way back up, just in case!

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You can't go wrong with blue eyes and dark hair..*sigh* You can talk on your cell phone right by him and talk about how easy you are..That might help.. Then you can jump his bones..Or should I say bone? Heyoooo!!!:o

HAHAHAHA, yeah, the blue eyes and dark hair is dreamy (MMMMM, Drool)
Should I say, man, I am quite flexible in bed on the phone? Or should I say, I LOVE SEX!!! That should get his attention:D.
I have to jump his bone (oops!) that is my goal before I graduate!!! MMM, jumping his bone (drool).

:wow::o:wow::o:wow::o:wow::o:wow::o:wow::o

You should say,"I'm so horny..I'll screw the next guy I see" and then turn to him and smile..:saint:

Just link him to this thread, so he know's how you feel about him :saint::saint:

[Edited on 3/21/2004 by TurtleEnterprises]

Awww Turtle..You're just not as desperate as me and seven..

Hey! You changed your post! Damn you! :ticking: That's a damn fine suggestion, missy..

Teen Witch!! I secretly LOVED that movie..



Look at how crappy that cover is.. So now we just need a witch..Hmmm..

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Originally posted by TurtleEnterprises Wait there was this one time were i had a huge crush on this one guy, i couldnt help myself so i wrote him a letter, gave it to him told him to read it infront of me, then he said sorry that he didn't like me he liked one of my friends. I was like :wow:

That. is. so. sad.

Dyler is a sex-fiend..Not a witch.. If anyone I would say Michelle..She's into that dark kinda stuff..And she's a bitch..

**Disclaimer: written while smokitty smokingerkincore..Ignore anything I write..**:duh:

Ok..I'm going to talk some shit..Uhh..Well not really, but this is pretty shitty..My sister kinda caught me doing something I don't really think she wants me to do and I can't read her well enough to know if she's going to freak out, have a "talk", or just leave it alone..My bet is, she'll want to have a "talk"..I'm actually more afraid of her than I EVER was of my mom..Strange..:o Save me..

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Originally posted by TurtleEnterprises I hope she spanks you :D

:o:o

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Originally posted by sevenblur Aww, the hasish is getting to ya poobs, but its still pretty funny.

What? What are you mean? Ahhh..The snakes, the snakes!!! They're everywhere! Get them off of me!!!! :o:o:o

(raises her hand) I Nominate Michelle

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Originally posted by TurtleEnterprises (raises her hand) I Nominate Michelle

To spank me? :o

Dear Deirdre (or rather Poobs)... Ha ha .. and for those of you (all of you) that don't know, that's a famous Agony aunt column over here...... yeah i think there has to be a new thread.. like a problem page...
Now i wouldn't read that

[Edited on 21-3-2004 by DylerPlummer]

shizzle, that avatar sucks shweaty balls! it's awesome!...
Michelle is a witch and...so am I ...I have named her
'Shevil Mary Poppins" and myself...uh, I'll get back to you on that...
orange vodka anyone?...
I thought Dyler went to gay Paris?...
speaking of gay, and don't get me wrong, I was once recruited to play bass
in a cross dresser band called nurse Ratchet (you know one flew over the cookie nest with cocaine nicholson) so I'm down, I thought uhm, crushy mcCrush gym girl was a guy at first,
I guess based on the photo...then you said boobies and it rolled along...like a moustache ride from mary in a thong...
either way...talk the shizzle bizzle p'diddle izzles...back to you Dyler

Bloody hell...
I just got off the phone and i've got my first ever gig next week at the 12 Bar Club in old London town... I'm shitting myself... London next week supporting ImaRobot in LA within six months i guess.. so don't forget everybody keep your eyes open for "Gay men at bingo"... They're gonna be massive

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Originally posted by nurzetrev poobers, you should be more afaid of the fact that yr cutesy avatar doesn't load all the way and we (?) only see a fraction of it...show a little clevalandelege or something like a cropped version of you and ollie looking like ...demons or ultra fuckers...whatever you call those 'poses' from that photo...you know what I'm talking about

My avatar doesn't load all the way? I don't know how to crop..Now crap, that's a whole other story..:o Ew..

Dyler, are you serious?? I didn't even know you were in a band!! Congrats, if you're serious...If you're kidding, uhh..I totally knew it all along and was just playing along..

He said Bloody Hell..:D

And my problem was solved! I went to bed early so that I'd be asleep if she came back after her game.. She never did..And I even kept the porchlight on for her! I'm such a good sister..:saint:

[Edited on 3-21-2004 by poobs]

yesterday's geek news...yr kidding right?
it's this website where millions of people have now posted
profiles of themselves and link themselves to their
'so called' friendsters. I feel like it's been like a quest to be conncected
(on F'ster) to as many 'names' as possible.
Well in response my quest was to connect to as few people as possible.
Funny thing is, even with only linking to like 11 true friends, the
idiot box says I'm currently connected to like 400,000 f'sters.
like wesley willis (rip), David Cross (who, on his page, of course is connected to like a zillion bozos) and some inanimate object like a pink rock or something. Haven't looked at it since I was in Hel'LA.
my name is Dale Nixon.
I just heard, the word on the street is that myspace.com is the new friendster.
haven't been about a half ounce of curiosity at the moment.

and Dyler...that's funny about the group because I said something about
Bingo on here and Michelle erplied something about getting Ima Robot to play bingo! That'd be a kooky photo shoot...a band playing bingo in front of a whole room of blue hari seniors

Okay then, general shit talking... My cats pregnant, so I wanna kill the damn tom cat that's been prowlin around...

That's really all the shit talkin I can think of

Oh, you guys post too much!

[Edited on 22/3/2004 by Smitty2Jones]

Ok..So what is Friendster? :o

Ooohhh..You get to watch your cat have kittens!! Two of our cats got prego..One of them actually started to give birth ON me! She was under the blanket while I was watching Saturday Morning cartoons and I felt something wet and she was breathing heavy..:o It was crazy..

And we do post too much..You're right..:D

A dork? Uhh..It's nothing..Nothing at all..Uhh..Soo..How about those Lakers? :wow:

man...not so much as talking shit as I"M SEEING SHIT!...
...I waited to pick up this album for awhile and I just
got this Flaming Lips CD/DVD of the Yoshimi battles the pink robots...
well one of the discs has the whole album accompanied by visuals...
like love boat and microdots all flashing and shit, ...it's making my eyse all:o:o:o

perty cool if yr into that kind of crap...
I think I need MY mini eggs and a lighter now plesea mum...bOinG!:o

Hey Poobs.. Betty Swollocks has a distant cousin over there in the States his name is Billy Sollocks... Do you know him

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Originally posted by DylerPlummer Hey Poobs.. Betty Swollocks has a distant cousin over there in the States his name is Billy Sollocks... Do you know him

Yes..He dates that stripper, Moist Vagina, right? :o

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Originally posted by nurzetrev and I just got this Flaming Lips CD/DVD of the Yoshimi battles the pink robots... well one of the discs has the whole album accompanied by visuals... like love boat and microdots all flashing and shit, .

Dude..I LOVE this DVD!!! :D

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Originally posted by nurzetrev I think I need MY mini eggs and a lighter now plesea mum...bOinG!:o

Look how Nurzetrev spelt please..

By the time you get to England Poobs you'll be talking the Queens own better than any of us... and remember practise makes perfect..

I think if I turned this video monitor Im watching it on, on its side, it looks like
the dots form a robot... I keep tilting my head to the side to see it that way and it's disturbing my neck's

[Edited on 22-3-2004 by nurzetrev]

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Originally posted by DylerPlummer Quote: Originally posted by nurzetrev I think I need MY mini eggs and a lighter now plesea mum...bOinG!:o Look how Nurzetrev spelt please..

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By the time you get to England Poobs you'll be talking the Queens own better than any of us... and remember practise makes perfect..

Aye mate! Adios! Throw another shrimp on the barbie!

:duh:

...and throw another donkey head on the butterfly !

I like the Vegas one more, but I dig them both..Man..I want to see them again, but don't know if I'm up for Coachella..

Bloody hell... how on earth did that come out like that?

:o:o:o Dyler!! Snap out of it!! *slap* :o

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Originally posted by DylerPlummer Bloody hell... how on earth did that come out like that?

I can't.... slap me again please

:wow::wow: That's all the proof I needed, Dyler! Michelle and I are right! :duh:

*slap* *Runs away..*

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Originally posted by DylerPlummer Get back here now i ..... I've just dialled 999 and an ambulance is on it's way... Oh i was just thinking.. You know we couldn't post any more pictures as they were taking up too much server space... what about all these smilies they might be next to go... Noooooooo.

You asked for it, pal..:o

I think Drac said that the links are ok..But we'll see.

Trev's post was too much for dear Dyler..Night!

she's a ho ho yo-yo champ alright... miss, I'll have the asparagus, well
I guess dyler's taut mask conceals the dollar store maxi pad that is his mind!!! do they sell maxi's at the dollar store?
Inquiring minds want to know?
I'd plead the 5th on this one...

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Originally posted by nurzetrev do they sell maxi's at the dollar store? Inquiring minds want to know?

I don't know..I don't use pads..:duh:

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Originally posted by poobs Quote: I don't know..I don't use pads..:duh: How does your car stop then? I'm eating a bowl of Ricicles as i type this and i think these are the best fucking Ricicles in the world ever..

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Originally posted by poobs

What the hell? I missed all of this fun last night.....and why am I the designated witch? Is it because I'm dwelling into Paganism?

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Originally posted by nurzetrev shizzle, that avatar sucks shweaty balls! it's awesome!... Michelle is a witch and...so am I ...I have named her 'Shevil Mary Poppins" and myself...uh, I'll get back to you on that...

Sssh! You weren't suppose to tell anyone Trevor.....

Ok Sevenblur, I'll cast a love spell for you, but first I have to look up how to do so. I've been reading alot about Paganism ,Druidism, and the Wiccan belief. I find it so interesting because it's all based around the worship of nature and THE GODDESS!

Yes, I am a Goddess and you must worship me.....

It says that bascically---there's no sexism in that spiritual path. I really enjoy dwelling into this path. The Paganism religion was around way before Christianity and modern religion as we know it today...alot is based on Karma.


Now Dyler, get down on your knees and worship the Goddess!

Alex made a reference to friendster during the henry fonda show. He said what's up to the people from friendster...:o Or thank you or something like that.

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Originally posted by TurtleEnterprises Alex made a reference to friendster during the henry fonda show. He said what's up to the people from friendster...:o Or thank you or something like that.

I can never understand what he's saying!! :o

True..

Poobs where are you????

Dyler and I have managed to post our shit talk on other topics again...we're bad, we'll try to keep it here.....damnit Dlyer, I told you to bark like a dog! Roll over boy.....

I think we got a way with it as Miss Athena's not around to tell us off

How about Rollo boy... Yum yum tea and rollos..

let's see Poobs!

It'll be a while.. Guess Dyler's not getting any sleep tonight!! :saint::saint:

Michelle, you have any weeds that need to be wacked?? :ticking: