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Ima Robot gets a taste of Heavy Metal chili and lives...hopefully

nurzetrev - 3-27-2004 at 02:27 PM

Well at twelve noon on any given saturday,
how easy is it to rock out with your dirty life,
to an audience comprised of children of the Nascar generation and their hellbilly parents?
Apparently very easy. Cheap sunglasses sold separately. This 'event' is as hillbilly redneck as I really wanna see, this side of Texas, given ZZ top or Ted Nugent is the main attraction, which is a must see for me before they ...or I die, if I have to ever see so much spilt chili on age old pavement again this lifetime.
Exluding of course 'dirty life', which was probably a good call at that hour, the set was classic; full of antics you do in front of this 'type of crowd...behind the head bass playing, mock makeouts and grinding guitars against one another.
They left enough room only for bozos to come up and mop up afterwards. A little while later, they did the meet and greet, signing stuff and hanging out with the yokels.
I got some good hang time in myself and we went off to sample the local troth pots full of
chili mania...some forty booths were all over, including..."the devils chili", which had the 'cooks'
wearing aprons with 'blood' on them and a ten foot tall demon in chains...somewhat mechanically moving, with glowing eyes. Justin was all over the chili for the most part, but gasped at the intensity of this particular potion. Ebert smilingly said he had already had some, but he thinks they put blood in theirs. Exellent. The look on JMJ's face after just a couple bites, was like an amature after attempting to swallow fire.
I don't eat chili.
I couldn't stand it any longer after awhile and had to bail on the Hung Meister Willy...it was adulterated torture,
but I got some great photos to post soon of the stage show and the chili dilly... and a great shot of Blaxyl Rose and Rocket Queen, who are a full on G-N-R, appetite for destruction tribute, with Black lead singer Axl.
Great singer, bozo drummer, but Japanese Slash! I'm down -word

nurze t-rev

poobs - 3-27-2004 at 02:35 PM

Whooo!! Sounds like fun!! :D

draconian - 3-27-2004 at 05:37 PM

Highly disturbing account of the events of the day, Trev. Probably the only time the band has played in front of trucker hats worn un-ironically.

poobs - 3-27-2004 at 07:36 PM

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Originally posted by draconian
Probably the only time the band has played in front of trucker hats worn un-ironically.

nurzetrev - 3-28-2004 at 02:10 AM

you don't get it. These people don't wear trucker hats. I'm serious. They wear shit eating grins fueled by a genuine love of budweiser and braces with green bands in between. There is also this simultaneous whitey hip-hop jibe that was coming from all corners...teenagers slow, shall I say limp grinding? on top of portable P.A. speakers (I saw two girls facing each other 'dancing' on one of these cabinets) that were pumping pop hits (chingy, Outkast, clipse), oh and seeing as how indegestion was the spelling bee feeling/spell stumper for the day, lines for the port a johns were like near miles long.
But I repeat, trucker hats were all bought out last year and refurbed by Von Dunce and the Neptunes...these hats are on backorder I've been told, except for the one I bought in Alabama with a huge skull on the whole front of a truck that reads..."highway to hell"...now that's some legit
shizit. "SPIN?...you mean like Sit-n-Spin?"

"I wanna see the world like you...don't see, oh!" - Jerri Blank

nurzetrev - 3-28-2004 at 02:20 AM

Man I can't hold it back, and granted these two 'states', Virginia and West Virginia are as far apart as
Florida and Germany, you wonder if some defect at some point, but :lol:

, ok, here goes...

How do you know that the tooth brush was invented in West Virginia? :rolleyes:

[Edited on 28-3-2004 by nurzetrev]

nurzetrev - 3-28-2004 at 02:22 AM

:ticking: ...well, anywhere else, they would've called it a TEETH brush! :D
:P :lol:

:P:o

...:wow:

MichelleRene - 3-28-2004 at 08:09 AM

:lol:

Good one Trevor! Yeah, "Deliverance" wasn't one of my favorite movies...bend over an squeal like a pig.....eesh!

I'm so sad...you'd better post some photos soon....I can't wait o see them!

poobs - 3-28-2004 at 09:14 AM

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Originally posted by nurzetrev

"I wanna see the world like you...don't see, oh!" - Jerri Blank

Oh hellz yeah!!! :lol:

I love that damn show so much..I've had to buy the DVDs cuz Comedy Central is lame!! :yes:

nurzetrev - 3-28-2004 at 09:32 PM

In a way this place was like comedy central...only 'different'.
pass the steering wheel sauce plesea! :ticking:

MichelleRene - 3-29-2004 at 07:49 AM

:duh::duh:...you lost me again Trev. :duh::duh:

nurzetrev - 3-30-2004 at 12:45 AM

didn't mean to...I mean façetious is my 7th name...and damnit If I got
sorta 'complexed' about jesting the crowd on the posts, but it's weird...
:no:

:duh:

that stuff was just the half of it, other cool stuff happened, but I'm too embarassed to say. :lol:

[Edited on 30-3-2004 by nurzetrev]

Imaveedub - 3-30-2004 at 12:46 AM

:o

MichelleRene - 3-30-2004 at 06:44 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by nurzetrev
that stuff was just the half of it, other cool stuff happened, but I'm too embarassed to say. :lol:

[Edited on 30-3-2004 by nurzetrev]

I knew it! Tell us! I know you guys got into some fun stuff! Do Tell! I wish I could have been there...damnit! I wanna be embarassed too.....

Oh, and your being shy and embarassed, I don't believe it. :no:

does it have to do with cocoanut spray?

nurzetrev - 3-30-2004 at 11:47 AM

cocanut chili anyone? :rolleyes:

poobs - 3-30-2004 at 11:49 AM

:wow:

MichelleRene - 3-30-2004 at 11:49 AM

yummy....:o

nurzetrev - 3-30-2004 at 11:49 AM

...oh, just a simple case of mistaken identity...several times. And free beer...
and a free beard with the purchase of a case of tp...:o

nurzetrev - 3-30-2004 at 11:50 AM

speaking of devils...

MichelleRene - 3-30-2004 at 11:52 AM

a case of TP? Toilet paper...yeah, I guess after that cocoanut chili..... :lol:

devils...who? where?

nurzetrev - 3-30-2004 at 11:53 AM

...side effects include, glowing eyes, elongated I teeth, thirst for red gatorade, only it's not gatorade, the sudden resemblance of King Diamond or
Alice Cooper, and using a credit card to pay for Wendys!!! :lol:

nurzetrev - 3-30-2004 at 11:55 AM

...that's another side effect...feigning knowledge of being a little devil

MichelleRene - 3-30-2004 at 11:56 AM

:wow::wow: ?

MichelleRene - 3-30-2004 at 11:58 AM

:lol:

nurzetrev - 3-30-2004 at 12:00 PM

:rolleyes:

...:ticking:!

poobs - 3-30-2004 at 12:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MichelleRene
a case of TP? Toilet paper...yeah, I guess after that cocoanut chili..... :lol:

nurzetrev - 3-30-2004 at 12:06 PM

take a vacation...to the islands! and while yr there...enjoy cocoanut chili!
and being mistaken for Tom Selleck! ...only that stache is not a stache...
:ticking:

MichelleRene - 3-30-2004 at 12:10 PM

what is it? :wow:

nurzetrev - 3-30-2004 at 12:19 PM

...ok, ok, so I was mistaken several times on the grounds and...was given the 'what's up sign', nonverbally and then handed a beer...then later someone
asked me where I'm from...and were I in a band? I said yes, but not today and he said, 'oh, I was gonna say good show...uh, cool'...alright right on...
the beer once was someone being drunk, like that need saying...
...I guess it was my chaps, ten gallon hat and 500 dollar smirk...
or was it the Crystal Gayle wig?...I thought this was a semi-formal event :lol:

MichelleRene - 3-30-2004 at 12:22 PM

so, you were a star at the Cook-off, huh?

poobs - 3-30-2004 at 12:23 PM

Uhh..What? :ticking: :lol:

MichelleRene - 3-30-2004 at 12:25 PM

he mysteriously gets offline again....

We're watching you Trevor........ :lol:

poobs - 3-30-2004 at 01:05 PM

Watching you like a hawk!! :ticking::o

MichelleRene - 3-30-2004 at 01:11 PM

:lol:

nurzetrev - 3-30-2004 at 04:10 PM

I didn't actually go offline...I went to go try on some ...gloves to go with that outfit...yeah...that's the ticket...
more cocoanut stuff please! :duh:

nurzetrev - 3-30-2004 at 04:15 PM

...oh the giraffe says hello :lol:

...he's doing just fine

MichelleRene - 3-30-2004 at 06:06 PM

:lol:

:o:o what exactly went on upstairs Trevor?:o:o:P

MichelleRene - 3-30-2004 at 06:07 PM

what's the giraffes name?:duh::wow::D

nurzetrev - 3-30-2004 at 06:26 PM

...no there's only one floor of THIS department store...the giraffe's
name is Harley Davidson Esquire Savage Repulic Dorian Gray II...

MichelleRene - 3-31-2004 at 05:44 AM

:wow::wow::wow::wow::o....why such a long name?:duh:
??????????????????????????????????????

...damnit Dyler! It's too early for that..... :lol:

MichelleRene - 3-31-2004 at 05:59 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by nurzetrev
...no there's only one floor of THIS department store...the giraffe's
name is Harley Davidson Esquire Savage Repulic Dorian Gray II...

Harley Davidson? Dorian Gray:o:o

nurzetrev - 3-31-2004 at 12:01 PM

early is right...the hulk's gotta get up early in the morning to keep up with Michelle and eat his coconut hulk chili! :lol:

d'lish!

MichelleRene - 3-31-2004 at 12:06 PM

:wow:

lurker - 4-1-2004 at 02:04 PM

look at that mullet

[Edited on 1-4-2004 by lurker]

poobs - 4-1-2004 at 02:06 PM

Ahhhaahahaaaa!!! Wow..:wow::wow:

Did you see Blaxl?? Holy crap!! :lol:

Imaveedub - 4-1-2004 at 02:11 PM

wow...that mullet was wicked.......:o

lurker - 4-1-2004 at 02:11 PM

yeah on a picture, i got that pic from the BOT site:D
:lol:

Imaveedub - 4-1-2004 at 02:18 PM

:o

poobs - 4-1-2004 at 02:24 PM

Blaxl!!!

Imaveedub - 4-1-2004 at 02:30 PM

:lol:

poobs - 4-1-2004 at 02:45 PM

Nice work getting that pic, Trevor!!!:D

MichelleRene - 4-2-2004 at 06:33 AM

and it was kinda sunny in Richmond....now I'm really sad....

Great photos Trevor! It looks like I missed a great time...wow that girl/guy in that photo with the mullet....whoa! :lol:

:o

That's a true mullet and she's probably had it since the 5th. grade...My goodness....I'm sad...I hope the Bot comes back to this area again before they go into the studios to record...ah, man....

I'm glad you had a greattime Trev!
:D

nurzetrev - 4-2-2004 at 11:56 AM

so many mullets to choose from!... I had fun with the pics and have a few others others of JMJ stirring a chilipot and after eating the heavy metal chili,
but I am really really super stoked by the shot I got of Blaxyl...now if
Creem Magazine will only return my calls :lol: