April 30th., Friday! Let's get Together in Baltimore!

Ok, seeing as Mr. Dyler will be in the states for a week at the end of April....to see Dirty Ho (that dirty ho!)......I was thinking on Friday, April 30th., we can all get together and go out that night in Baltimore!

Now that would include everyone who wants to come of course. Now, since I didn't get to go the Chili Cook Off yesterday, I was hoping next month we could all get together for a little brownie fun....I will save some shizzy this time....meet up in Baltimore----and go out to maybe the Orpheus that night for some DogBoy in the Downstairs Dungeon. Now I know Dyler is into that kind of kinky stuff, so it should be alot of fun. Let's start maiking plans now! I can't get too bombed that night because I have to go to Hershey Park the next morning with my 2 year old neice...I will try to cancel that, but it's going to be hard...:duh:

So, if we can get some of the .Netters together on April 30th., that would be awesome. How about it Dyler, would you be willing to take the train down for the night? I guess you'd have to get a hotel room and ride back the next day because Dirty Ho is playing in NYC! The train station (Penn Station) is very close to all of the touristy sites. It's about 2 1/2 hours from NYC? And Trevor....your drive is about the same....how about it?

I'll be there.. Oh wait..No I won't..Curses!! :ticking::ticking::duh:

The zucchini is the first thing I pack!! Just in case I get hungry on the plane..

You can take pictures there, right? :wow:

I can add it to my collection of English men in pink pouches pictures..

Man..I think I'm skipping Coachella this year..As hard as it will be for me to miss, I'm just not into it..I like the bands, but there isn't one that I HAVE to see, you know? This will be my first year missing it, and to be honest, I'm not that bummed..:D

Really? Aww

If the Strokes, the White Stripes, Franz Ferdinand, the Libertines, and (of course) Ima Robot were playing...I would be in paradise! :D There aren't any bands I *have* to see, but it still seems like it's gonna be a ton of fun, and I'm sure I'll get into some new bands

It is lots of fun..Just the thought of being hot and sweaty and dirty all day is just not appealing to me at this time..Oh to be young again..

Baltimore, for those uninitiated is unlike 'those' other cities totally
and as rediculous as it sounds...I love to hang out just about anywhere up there...it's so weird and worth it, potential travelers and stoppers by...
I went to a bar up there the other night to see this awesome band...not many people there, but those who were just trip me up. Such a relic of a place unto itself.
Reference: any John Waters film, most notably modern, being "Pecker".
My horoscope from the city paper I picked up was so "pecker" it's not even funny...it's synopsis...whatever happens, don't clean up the mess...it's
a sign from mother mary ...but yeah, M.r. you know I'll show,
now If Nell Carter will only return my calls...from beyond (rip?)...
I need some bling advice.:P

...weird I posted here, something that should've gone somewhere eles...like the desert

[Edited on 30-3-2004 by nurzetrev]

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Originally posted by nurzetrev but yeah, M.r. you know I'll show, now If Nell Carter will only return my calls...from beyond (rip?)... I need some bling advice.:P

:duh::duh::duh::duh::duh: (?)

Ok, you lost me again....

B-More is hilarious! Ahhh...such culture here! Gotta love John Waters....the SideBar is a decent bar...I saw some band there from the UK, in January called "Rabies Babies".....girl band guy drummer (?), the lead singer was built like a man, had a mohawk, and was kinda scarey.


I was alone for a minute while my friend went to the bathroom, and she looked like she was going to approach me, she kept staring at me....she came towards me when my friend did, saw that I was with someone and scooted away and ran to her bandmate, and chatted to her like a school girl....weird. I think I almost got hit on by a chick who wanted me to be her fuzzy-bumpin; friend....:wow::wow:

Ahhhhhh........

Whooo!! You should have gone for it!!:o

:o:o:wow::wow:


she scares me......

Me too..But scary can be sexy! :wow:

I'm afraid not in her case....

Trev, since Dyler can't meet up with all of us on that Friday, we could always change it to another Friday or Saturday night....I'll check with my friend Char *coughs* ChaseyLaney.......to see when we can all go out!:D

middle of the week is good for me.........wait......i wasn't invited.....

http://www.taboobaltimore.com/


Ok, here's the link for The Orpheus...aka Club Taboo. Trev, check it out!







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03.27
UNIFORM DISCIPLINE NITE
Shine those shoes and make sure the outfit is spotless or drop and give
me 20. Thats right, our tried and true uniform night! From pizza boys
to soldiers, or french maids to naughty nurses.

04.03
COVEN PARTY
Calling all witches, vamps, wolfs, and things that go hump in the
night.

04.17
ROCKY HORROR NITE
See the movie, dance to the soundtrack, and dress as your favorite
star.

05.01
CINCO DE MAYO PARTY
Don't forget your burka and sombero because we're going south of the
border for some latino heat.

05.15
PIMP-N-HO PARTY
Let me holla at ya player. Slap your bitch down to the club to make
some green. Sport your finest threads and let's take this muther f*cka off
da hook.






here are the events at Taboo for March, April and May...take your pick Trevor!

[Edited on 30-3-2004 by MichelleRene]

Oohhh..Rocky Horror!! That's so fun!!!

This short..Ha!




Susan Sarrandon or whatever was freaking hot in that movie..

Oh my gawd..That is such an awesome picture of Tim Curry!!!! You can see his pubes on the side!! :o

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Originally posted by poobs Oh my gawd..That is such an awesome picture of Tim Curry!!!! You can see his pubes on the side!! :o

:o:o:o:o yeah, he really should have waxed before putting the panties on... That picture is hilarious!






[Edited on 30-3-2004 by MichelleRene]

:o:o

I like his gloves......

I get the impression that Michelle likes gloves..

I like the long black leather ones......with knee-hi black leather lace up boots.....and...that's all...

Michelle is feeling saucy today!! :o

oooh Yeah! ----gee I wonder why......

I wonder why, too..

damnit Trent...stop banging your head against the wall------I'll let you do the dishes....now sit!

good boy...now...ah......

nice haunting dreams can be good------now the levitation deal...I'm not sure.......although, that could be fun....

I'm not sure...ask Trevor, he might know?

Woah..I just found out..I'll take 3 please!!

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Originally posted by MichelleRene I'm not sure...ask Trevor, he might know?

He disappeared again!!! CURSE YOU, TREVOR!! :o:o

Yeah, he always leaves when we talk about the fun stuff!

Oh my...I can't believe I posted that....#2 and #4 look...uh, kinda fun...

I am a bad girl...I need to go home and cook dinner.....no more swing thoughts...

I likes me some Tommy Lee..

Now where is the closest K-Mart? Hmm..:duh:

I like to watch...:duh::duh:

You know you would try it and it would be all difficult and you would end up doing it on the bed anyways..You know how it is when you try new things..They never turn out to be as good as they sound..

Sorry for scaring you guys away..But it's just sex toys..Nothing wrong with it..

yeah, the swing would probably get all tangeled up anyway....

Gezeundheit!!! ...I hate it when the pursuit of art or money pulls me away from the most productive time on the boards...you ladies accomplish so much so fast! ...and this stuff would be a bore to post on a gotherotica site...this is this fire that keep these boards ALIVE!...
...this is rocking out with yr dirty life! that's my philosophophee!!!
#4 looks like there's 3 people in that game of twister...,
but I'll have a #2, 7 and 8...extra value meal deal...
"hold the pickles, hold the
lettuce...special orders don't upset us!...as long as you can have it your
way" --devo

and one of those nights listed, maybe I can try on my Flesh Tuxedo!

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Originally posted by poobs Quote: Originally posted by MichelleRene I'm not sure...ask Trevor, he might know? He disappeared again!!! CURSE YOU, TREVOR!! :o:o

You know if I ever form my darkened strobe cowboy country band ...
(ala Twin Peaks fire walk with me bar scene)
...the videoo will feature this swing
with Dolly Partons grandkids in it!!!
let's hope they are as well endowed as
her busty estate!!!:o:o:

...wait which one in Rockie is the dumb guy in the
gold speedos?

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no, no..., but he did come to mind...wasn't there a chick in a tux as well?
...it's been so long, but I was rightfully 'devirginized' at a Rocky night in front of the screen (in a line with others) at the theatre...well there's a first for everything...they said it was mandatory!

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Originally posted by nurzetrev You know if I ever form my darkened strobe cowboy country band ... (ala Twin Peaks fire walk with me bar scene)

Oh wow, Trevor..You know all about Strangers With Candy and you made a reference to Twin Peaks!! I think I'm in love..:wow:

come and get it...







[Edited on 31-3-2004 by nurzetrev]

Uhh..Yumm?? :o

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Originally posted by nurzetrev ...it's been so long, but I was rightfully 'devirginized' at a Rocky night in front of the screen (in a line with others) at the theatre...well there's a first for everything...they said it was mandatory!

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oh my....in front of everyone.....during which scene?:wow::wow:......with what character?:o:o I was in a planetarium once..âo....

Ok...we're definitely not going to the Rocky Horror night at the Orpheus next month. Trevor will be onstage in his Dr. Franenfurter costume!

Don't forget the toilet paper!

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Originally posted by nurzetrev come and get it... [ by nurzetrev]

Yeeessshhh! That is just soooo wrong...that guy is nasty! Trevor couldn't you have found a better picture than that?

Or are you showing us what you just bought off of the internet?

I'll take this one....maybe since he's an illusionist he can make me think I have a life... damn he's smokin"!


ahhh Poobs--you can do better than that guy for your girlfriends bachelorette party...hey maybe Dyler will be in town then....

Oh..Dyler's already set as the entertainment..Him and his hot pink pouch and masks..But he's for my entertainment only..I'll give the other girls that guy up there..

:wow: hahahaha....no, the guy above is mine...after I buy one of those swings! hahahahaa

No wait, he can just clean my house naked......and do the dishes, laundry, and uh...make dinner! Naked! Except for those long black leather gloves...oooh wait...uhm, he's not wearing any. He can keep his arm wrap things on and the eyeliner.....that'll do.

:o

you could put some on Dyler.....sometime....and he has to wear it on your birfday....maybe he'll buy ya that swing you've always wanted Poobs....

Have a swingin' birfday Poobs!

see I could wear this costume if we went to Disipline Night at the Orpheus.... man, that's so cute!

:o:o:ticking:...this dude makes me think of 'the Rock'...

:o he does...



now i really have to go.....sweet dreams tonight and if you wake up at 4:50am----you'll know why.....:o:P

wake up! :D shizzle dizzle, I'll be lucky if I'm down for the count yet...
...night, Mary!

..."don't ever wake me up like that again bitch!...,
but you were dreaming and you're totally filthy!...

"...there isn't this much better, all clean!...
yeah, yeah I guess, but don't try anything funny sister warrior! ...hey whoa...I'm clean there! :o

"...I don't know what you've heard, but we don't take baths like that around here, missy! ...
here, you need to get the wax out of your ears and listen up!..., oh, ok, yeah, ooh, that's nice...
a little too the left, ...I think the other one's dirty too...:o:o




[Edited on 31-3-2004 by nurzetrev]

...the rest is pretty farking CENSORED!!!

Agreed, veedub.. :o:o:o:o

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Originally posted by poobs Agreed, veedub.. :o:o:o:o

hey....we're starting to agree alot more.....scary.....:o

No we're not! :o:o

[Edited on 4-1-2004 by poobs]

You can stick your up your

There you go..I can do that one..