Cheer Up Tarzan

...What with the weather in Walla Walla, giraffe's,
diapers, cocoanut paradise air freshner,
recreational swings and live leopards on stage,
it's hard to imagine containing it all in the same
cage. Tarzan's not sad, but he does lead the league in tree branch to tree branch average and
needs all the encouragement he can get.
...hey, when he's not sweating it out on the vines,
he likes to party, smoke it up and get his thong twisted up a bit...
...this is a beautifully rediculous veil for another
retarded forum to talk the shizzle.
Put on your nitrous mask, your flesh tuxedo and
dance around an 18" stonehenge that you can order from me...now if I can only keep those midgets working fast enough in the shop...
hurry up little John Dillenger the 8th...that's right
momma will be home soon, but art's and crafts has been extended for another year so keep it up...

carry on everyone like business as usual...
if there aren't 100 replies by Friday, Tarzan's gonna be PISSED :o

man, you really got your jersey schweaty with that one!
...I love it when I totally bail on work, then it rains (good call on not going to work), and
I keep a dvd on vamp (playing the same music over and over, in this case Under<wear>world , jk, I just had to say that, too easy...
and post from the yearbook of circus rediculous...
which is codename, for being a geek!

...here's Jane and Tarzan moonlighting as a space age bachelor pad nightclub act, fresh off their Cannonball run 3000 tour.




...wait, which one's Jane? ...hey hold on a minute!
that's Cyndi Lauper with the electric ice cream cone and that "chick" (?) from Ladytron, drying her nails...come on you two...get a room!



[Edited on 31-3-2004 by nurzetrev]

now you don't see them, now you do...
well for the life of Brian I can't seem to get
my own pictures to stick. Guess I need to fire
the Butler...








...well it's that time of night, guess I better
slip into my lounge attire...






[Edited on 31-3-2004 by nurzetrev]

:wow::wow::wow::wow::wow:

Ahh..Seksu Roba!! I saw them at the Henry Fonda when they opened for Ima Robot!!

and not that this should come as a surprise, but for those who don't know,
Seksu Roba in Japanese means Sex Donkey!!!
...I'm not even kidding! :ticking:

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Originally posted by nurzetrev and not that this should come as a surprise, but for those who don't know, Seksu Roba in Japanese means Sex Donkey!!! ...I'm not even kidding! :ticking:

Man..They're crazy live..All kinds of like retro porn going on in the background..Crazy stuff, my friend..Crazy stuff..

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Originally posted by nurzetrev ...well it's that time of night, guess I better slip into my lounge attire... [ by nurzetrev]

:o:o:o:o:o:o:o please say that's not what you have in your closet? Oh my.....where's your loin cloth Tarzan?


and don't even tell me this is the back shot!







:D now here are a pair of shoes! I like these!



well, what tha...?


Trev...Tarzan?





.....hey, this is cute!
and it comes with a paddle....bend over Tarzan!

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Originally posted by nurzetrev Put on your nitrous mask, your flesh tuxedo and dance around an 18" stonehenge that you can order from me...now if I can only keep those midgets working fast enough in the shop...

Shit..How could I have missed the Spinal Tap reference?? I swear, Trev..You're my soul mate..:duh:

Ha! This is cute!!


Uhh..Tarzan??

Ok..The Tarzan one wasn't coming up big, but I just got it..Here we go..




Umm..

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Originally posted by MichelleRene vegetables having sex! OMG!:wow::wow::wow:

Who'da known veggies could be so fun

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Originally posted by MichelleRene yeah Poobs knows all about how exciting vegetables can be....ask her about that zucchini in her fridge....:wow: hahahaha......

What? I don't know what you're talking about.. I don't..What? Zucchini under my bed? I mean in the fridge? Whaaa? You're funny, Michelle..Soo..I..Uhh..Hmm.. PENIS!! :duh:

You know you like it..

PENIS!

BACKDOOR MAN!
ASSMAN!
BUTT-O-RAMA!

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Originally posted by nurzetrev ...now that's what I'm talking about (in Isaac Hayes voice)...people getting togetha'...working it out. ...

Trevor uses the backdoor...:o

Trev...are you a butt man?:duh:

It's been said before, let's all say it again...
:D:o:P:duh:
:saint::cool2::wow::ticking::yawn: EXIT ONLY !!!

:o


hey....EXIT ONLY was said by me....before....what tha.... I like the little sad face smiley shaking his head no.

All that butt talk had me worried ....:o

...yeah, the sad skinhead...will get you everytime...
did you like the 'ass' cartoon?
..."when I said to show off your ass, that's not what
I meant"!!

:duh:yeah, that was cute... I have to get off of here soon....and go home...eat dinner, blah, blah, blah.....working tonight Trev?

hey, no innuendo there girlfriend!
...man that was funny, this , this...I've created a monster,
...or maybe the newest Munster?!?:ticking:

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Originally posted by nurzetrev So, poobes, are you gonna order a stonehenge or what? They're delicious, some model's are made out of rice crispy treats...

It's on its way to me as we speak!!

[Edited on 1-4-2004 by nurzetrev]

we miss you Tarzan K. Kobain...

...been thinking about this rocking god all day,
10 years in a few days..."hard to believe he ever existed",
was a quote in Spin from Editor Sia Michel that stuck in my head...


...I've also been thinking about
getting arrested in the night
........

...............





[Edited on 1-4-2004 by nurzetrev]

whatever it is I did...did you like it?

[Edited on 1-4-2004 by nurzetrev]

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Originally posted by nurzetrev hey, no innuendo there girlfriend!

bummer....:o

tree branch to tree branch ...:yawn:just not my branch...I'm the manager
and I'll knock someone's f'n branch right out of the park!!!

no I'm not gonna knock their branch WITH my branch , I'll probably have to use ...Bar-B-Q
utensils or something like you would handle aliens
and shit

Hmm..I think your branch would be more effective..

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Originally posted by nurzetrev whatever it is I did...did you like it? [ by nurzetrev]

Oh yeah...I liked it...can you do it again please....only this time don't transfer thoughts at 3:15am in the morning....hahahaha. But...oooh yeah, I liked it......


Trevor, now you're into kitchen utensils? :o Beat me with a spatula!

I don't know what kind of wiccan pottery barn special effects I was under,
but ...and I nver do this...well you know, I mean, I went birthday suit
sometime this morning ...then got up when the phone rang and here my plaid long leg Joe Boxers were like dangling ... like, duéd where iz my peugeot!

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Originally posted by nurzetrev I don't know what kind of wiccan pottery barn special effects I was under, but ...and I nver do this...well you know, I mean, I went birthday suit sometime this morning ...then got up when the phone rang and here my plaid long leg Joe Boxers were like dangling ... like, duéd where iz my peugeot!

you lost your peugeot? did you find it.....

why were you in your birfday suit....with your pants around your ankles...dangeling?...what were you doing this morning....probably the same thing I was at 4:50am----:D

Shevil came in the middle of the night and pulled your pants down...... ahahaha....no more drawing circles...

what.......thah??????:wow:

these are cute....

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Originally posted by nurzetrev

:wow::wow::o:o...and why did you post that?

i like her shoes.........and no that's me......hahaha.....uhm.......no, really....

hmm, I think I posted that because i didn't wanna post this...

guess i got it wrong.........damn mexican education....

and now class, back to serious business...
robots and lucha vavoom...

look Trev...she's showing you her tatas!

:wow::wow::wow::wow:

saved my the bell reruns..............mmmmm....tiffany amber thiesen......

:o:o


now back to the fun stuff......tarzan, you never did say why your Joe Boxers were around your ankles this morning.....

I'd come to a Skreetch'ing halt for a bit of that Thiessen...I mean Riesen, ...
caramel, ...I think or is it chocolate ?

I think you have a nickname Trev:

Chocomelle!

riesen-i think the secret ingredient is molasses!!! and chocolate and caramel, hows that!!!

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Originally posted by MichelleRene and they stick to your teeth...ahhh....what fun.....

And then they rip your teeth out when you're trying to pull them apart..And then your mouth is gushing blood and all you can do is laugh..Ahh..Good times..

My feet smell..

Oh no..There aren't 100 posts yet..Hey Trevor, may we please have an extension?