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The World Is Officially Ending..

poobs - 4-1-2004 at 01:47 PM

Nick and Jessica Variety Hour? Are you f*cking kidding me??? Ugh..How do people like this make so much money? Ick..Oh geez..OF COURSE her dad produced it!! So gross..

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Jessica Simpson will duet with Jewel and Kenny Rogers and perform her new single in an upcoming variety-hour special for ABC. Oh, and her husband gets a song too.

"The Nick & Jessica Variety Hour," airing April 11, will feature three Simpson performances, along with Nick Lachey and Kenneth "Babyface" Edmonds tag-teaming on the Stevie Wonder favorite "For Once in My Life."

Simpson and Jewel will sing the latter's breakthrough hit, "Who Will Save Your Soul," while she and Rogers will take on "Islands in the Stream," a tune written by the Bee Gees that Rogers recorded with Dolly Parton. Jessica will also perform her cover of Berlin's "Take My Breath Away" (see "Jessica Simpson Goes From 'Top Gun' To Loved One With 'Breath' ";).

Along with music, the show will feature comedy sketches, including one with Mr. T. Another skit will find the "Newlyweds: Nick & Jessica" stars dropping in on another famous couple filming a variety show, Kermit the Frog and Miss Piggy. And Lachey's hometown hero, Cincinnati Reds baseball star Johnny Bench, will teach the couple how to hit like a hall of famer.

"The Nick & Jessica Variety Hour" is being produced by Jessica's father, Joe Simpson, who also produces "Newlyweds," and Joel Gallen, the longtime MTV Movie Awards producer who has also produced several Super Bowl halftime shows. [\quote]

Imaveedub - 4-1-2004 at 02:00 PM

mmmm.....jessica simpsons dumb ass.........:o

TurtleEnterprises - 4-1-2004 at 02:06 PM

The world will end when they finally stop calling them Newlyweds they've been newlyweds for 121293809850598309 years now. So lame.. GET OVER IT.........:rolleyes:

Imaveedub - 4-1-2004 at 02:07 PM

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

lurker - 4-1-2004 at 02:07 PM

officialy LAME.
Shes a flake:yawn:

poobs - 4-1-2004 at 02:08 PM

I know! They're also like kids playing house..Neither of them has a clue as to what a real marriage is like..It's sad, really..And if I hear her say "Baby!!" one more time (not the Britney song, mind you), I'm going to kick her balls!! :ticking::ticking:

Imaveedub - 4-1-2004 at 02:12 PM

hahahahaha.............:lol::lol::lol:

Imaveedub - 4-1-2004 at 02:13 PM

too bad she doesnt have balls........i hope she doesnt have balls....:no:

lurker - 4-1-2004 at 02:14 PM

:lol::lol::lol:

poobs - 4-1-2004 at 02:14 PM

I hope she does..That would be awesome..:lol::lol::lol:

Imaveedub - 4-1-2004 at 02:25 PM

balls on jessica would not be good....................:o

poobs - 4-1-2004 at 02:27 PM

Oh hell yes it would!! Now THAT would make good tv..:yes:

Imaveedub - 4-1-2004 at 02:29 PM

that would make for good tv on hbo or somthing....not mtv....:o

poobs - 4-1-2004 at 02:36 PM

It would be good on ABC..:yes:

Imaveedub - 4-1-2004 at 02:37 PM

yeah......it would fit in along with those extremem makeovers.........:o

poobs - 4-1-2004 at 02:44 PM

Honestly, I don't think the majority of the people look that great..There's a certain waxiness they all have..So gross..

Imaveedub - 4-1-2004 at 02:47 PM

yeah.....that show as a whole is gross........:o

TurtleEnterprises - 4-1-2004 at 03:01 PM

i've never seen that show, but i do wanna watch The Swan those previews look kewl, well see though.......

Imaveedub - 4-1-2004 at 04:44 PM

the swan?? wut the hell is that.........:o

nurzetrev - 4-1-2004 at 04:46 PM

I don't necessarily believe that she has genitalia! ...neither might
he for that matter, so they're meant for each other...like Barbie
and Ken dolls...might be some motherboards in there that aren't fully
programmed. Remember chicken of the sea? ...yeah, that's right,
my point exactly...come and git it biatch! :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

Imaveedub - 4-1-2004 at 04:48 PM

:o

poobs - 4-1-2004 at 05:20 PM

Come to think of it, they DO look exactly like Barbie and Ken! I'm sure even her measurements would be the same! That skinny body with those big boobs? That's totally Barbie!! Wow..So you think they're both just flat..Uhh..down there? :o:o

Imaveedub - 4-1-2004 at 05:41 PM

:o

nurzetrev - 4-1-2004 at 09:06 PM

hmm, more like...smooth, machine shop waxed, and rounded off, with semi- exposed creased joints where the legs snap in place...:cool:

Imaveedub - 4-1-2004 at 11:22 PM

:o........this face's for you dyler......

poobs - 4-1-2004 at 11:25 PM

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Originally posted by nurzetrev
hmm, more like...smooth, machine shop waxed, and rounded off, with semi- exposed creased joints where the legs snap in place...:cool:


Wow..Sounds hot..:wow:;):lol::lol:

MichelleRene - 4-2-2004 at 06:59 AM

those 2 get on my nerves as well......she's not very bright and always talks about her ass being stinky....well go wash it biatch!

yeah, it's a shame they make decent money for being so lame....but look at most of Hollywood.....

Yeah, the Barbie and Ken doll reference is a good call....doesn't seem like Nick has a set of balls either...hahahaha

poobs - 4-2-2004 at 07:58 AM

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Originally posted by MichelleRene
those 2 get on my nerves as well......she's not very bright and always talks about her ass being stinky....well go wash it biatch!


HAHAAAA!!!! BIATCH!!! :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

ooonoodle - 4-2-2004 at 08:05 AM

i wish she would die.

poobs - 4-2-2004 at 08:08 AM

:o:o:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

happysmilely - 4-4-2004 at 06:47 PM

Do you know what’s sad about Nick and Jessica making so much?
AND STARTING "The Nick & Jessica Variety Hour"! :o
All the views how are going to watch the show and make them nice and rich.

poobs - 4-4-2004 at 09:32 PM

It's sad cuz their I.Q.s added together wouldn't even exceed mine, and I probably won't make even a quarter of what they make a year..What's the point of being smart? :duh:

happysmilely - 4-4-2004 at 10:22 PM

Well, America loves their stupid people. :yes:

Yes, lets all be exceedingly dumb! :lol: :o

[Edited on 5-4-2004 by happysmilely]

Imaveedub - 4-5-2004 at 08:18 AM

wow, i saw the commercial for the nick and jessica variety hour, and all i can say is dude!.........she has big boobs.....:yes::o

Imaveedub - 4-5-2004 at 08:20 AM

oh, and it looks funny, just because jessica simpson is such an airhead.........:lol::lol:

poobs - 4-5-2004 at 08:22 AM

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Originally posted by happysmilely
Well, America loves their stupid people. :yes:

Yes, lets all be exceedingly dumb! :lol: :o


All we have to do is all go to public school and the mission will be a success!! :duh:

Imaveedub - 4-5-2004 at 08:23 AM

:yawn:

TurtleEnterprises - 4-5-2004 at 10:18 AM

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Originally posted by poobs
Quote:
Originally posted by MichelleRene
those 2 get on my nerves as well......she's not very bright and always talks about her ass being stinky....well go wash it biatch!


HAHAAAA!!!!
BIATCH!!! :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:


Biatch is like my 2nd favorite word, after slut :lol::yes:

happysmilely - 4-5-2004 at 10:23 AM

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Originally posted by poobs
Quote:
Originally posted by happysmilely
Well, America loves their stupid people. :yes:

Yes, lets all be exceedingly dumb! :lol: :o


All we have to do is all go to public school and the mission will be a success!! :duh:



:lol: :lol:
yes, good point
so who's with me ;)

poobs - 4-5-2004 at 10:25 AM

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Originally posted by TurtleEnterprises
Biatch is like my 2nd favorite word, after slut :lol::yes:


It's a damn fine word!! :yes::lol::lol::lol:

I'm with you, happy..See? :duh: :lol::lol:

Imaveedub - 4-5-2004 at 11:27 AM

:o

MichelleRene - 4-5-2004 at 11:44 AM

I like Biatch too...it's pretty damn funny.....just like the word:
POOP! Now that's funny....:o

poobs - 4-5-2004 at 12:06 PM

Poop is always good for a laugh..As is Penis..:lol:

MichelleRene - 4-5-2004 at 01:00 PM

PENIS!:yes:

MichelleRene - 4-5-2004 at 01:02 PM

there are some Big PENIS'S
there are some not so big PENIS'S

POOP!
that word cracks me up.......:duh:

DylerPlummer - 4-5-2004 at 01:06 PM

Please Michelle... We have a new word now and it's Todger... Penis is soooooooooooooooooooo ninties..

MichelleRene - 4-6-2004 at 03:47 AM

Ok Dyler Todger!:D ahahaha

TODGER!:o

DylerPlummer - 4-6-2004 at 08:29 AM

Yes Todger as in Roger The Todger ;)

happysmilely - 4-6-2004 at 08:29 AM

yeah Michelle, what whats wrong with you
no one like PENIS anymore :o :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol:

DylerPlummer - 4-6-2004 at 08:38 AM

No happysmilely... Todger in... Penis out..... and repeat.. (several times) :D

poobs - 4-6-2004 at 08:50 AM

:o:o Dyler made a sex joke? And it was actually good?? Wait a minute here..Something's not right in the world..:o:o:saint:

TODGER!!

MichelleRene - 4-6-2004 at 08:53 AM

OK...TODGER TODGER TODGER!


poobs - 4-6-2004 at 08:54 AM

Todger just doesn't have the same effect as PENIS!! :no:

poobs - 4-6-2004 at 08:55 AM

Todger?



MichelleRene - 4-6-2004 at 08:58 AM




TODGER's AWAY! yipeeeee:lol:

MichelleRene - 4-6-2004 at 09:00 AM

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Originally posted by poobs
Todger?





OMGoodness! Dyler...put your pants back on...
that little smiley looks so happy spanking his monkey....:lol:

poobs - 4-6-2004 at 09:02 AM

I know! Look at him go!!! Over and over again..Hmm..I wonder if I can get his number somehow..:o

Holy crap..I love that little guy on the horse!! :lol::lol::lol:

DylerPlummer - 4-6-2004 at 09:02 AM

Bloody hell........................ Poooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Micheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelllle Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo :lol::lol:

DylerPlummer - 4-6-2004 at 09:03 AM

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Originally posted by poobs
I know! Look at him go!!! Over and over again..Hmm..I wonder if I can get his number somehow..:o




Yeah Poobs you've already got it... It's 00442 Ooopps.. :D

poobs - 4-6-2004 at 09:05 AM

:wow: Ohhh!! That was your 600th post!! Congrats, Dyler!!! :duh:

poobs - 4-6-2004 at 09:06 AM

Oh yeah..And when are you coming to san Fran again? :(:D

MichelleRene - 4-6-2004 at 09:08 AM

Dyler is the 600 million Dyler Man!



DylerPlummer - 4-6-2004 at 09:22 AM

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Originally posted by poobs
:wow: Ohhh!! That was your 600th post!! Congrats, Dyler!!! :duh:


Bloody hell.. 600. Well i'm Gobsausaged.. i mean smacked

And as for San Fran... Not soon enough :no:

poobs - 4-6-2004 at 09:22 AM

Look at the dancing ladies, Dyler!! Oh wait..That freaks you out, huh? Well, maybe just one dancing lady will do..



DylerPlummer - 4-6-2004 at 09:30 AM

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Originally posted by poobs




Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..

poobs - 4-6-2004 at 09:31 AM

You know you want it..:saint:

DylerPlummer - 4-6-2004 at 11:01 AM

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Originally posted by poobs
You know you want it..:saint:


And you know i know you know i.. Ermm want it.. :yes:

MichelleRene - 4-6-2004 at 11:02 AM

:wow:

poobs - 4-6-2004 at 12:01 PM

:saint:

lurker - 4-11-2004 at 08:22 PM

Oh my God!
I almost killed myself after the first 10 minutes of this show from hell.
It is so corny. I hope it gets cancelled :mad:

poobs - 4-11-2004 at 09:04 PM

Ha! I watched about a minute of it and then changed it..What did they do to her boobs to make them look like that? They looked fake!! :wow:

lurker - 4-11-2004 at 09:28 PM

thats exactly what my mom said:D:yes:

poobs - 4-11-2004 at 09:29 PM

:lol::lol::lol: That's what she said as you sat there drooling.. :saint::lol::lol::lol::lol:

lurker - 4-11-2004 at 09:41 PM

OK, she's pretty. But when she opens her mouth she turns me off.
She acts like a ditz.:lol: i just want to ask her what the square root of 9 is...:lol:

poobs - 4-11-2004 at 10:45 PM

You can always tape her mouth shut..:yes: