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band names?

happysmilely - 4-5-2004 at 11:46 AM

Ok, Im bored, so I’m lets make a new “game”
Have you ever sat around and tried to think of names for a band?
Tends to bring some very funny ones.
What are the best band names you can think of?
(Preferably not already taken names

)
What would you name your band?

DylerPlummer - 4-5-2004 at 11:48 AM

Gluebag estate..

poobs - 4-5-2004 at 12:07 PM

DylerPlummer's Bitches

DylerPlummer - 4-5-2004 at 12:12 PM

How about ... "Dyler Pizza for my bitches".... No that's just silly..

poobs - 4-5-2004 at 12:13 PM

Dyler and the Plummer Sluts..

DylerPlummer - 4-5-2004 at 12:21 PM

I think a good name for a band is
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..

poobs - 4-5-2004 at 12:22 PM

:lol:

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees..

lurker - 4-5-2004 at 12:26 PM

climax face
... im so unoriginal

poobs - 4-5-2004 at 12:33 PM

I like it.. :yes:

YOUR climax face, not the band name..:saint: :lol:

poobs - 4-5-2004 at 12:33 PM

Ew..:o :lol:

MichelleRene - 4-5-2004 at 12:39 PM

Ok...mine would be:
Lucy Fur....get it?

Ok, when I worked with a bunch of girls...one is a very close friend...we use to sit around on the computers at work, drink coffee and chat all day until deadline was over.....well anyway:
It was 4 of us, and we thought we could have a 4 peice Metal/Domina type of band....you know 4 girls dressed all in pvc, masks, and whips. Smack the guys around a little in the audience...

well...hence the name :
Lucy Fur
yah, know Lucifer????

well...I liked it....:duh:

poobs - 4-5-2004 at 12:43 PM

:duh: :lol:

I can't imagine you in an office chatting it up with the office gals..:o :lol:

MichelleRene - 4-5-2004 at 12:55 PM

It was great....9-5 ! We were all the same age group...so it was cool. Two of the girls were sisters, and were so hilarious. They were pissed one day because you know how people get rich off of stupid things like the "Hairdinni"? well, they thought of something they could sell:

BushWigs! Yes, different styles and colors of mini-wigs to put, well, you know where. Talk about hilarious...they were serious too.
Then about a month later in a Playboy issue, I found an advertisement for (get this!) yes, you guessed it! BUSHWIGS!
Someone beat them to it...they were so pissed...

MichelleRene - 4-5-2004 at 12:56 PM

:ticking: :lol:

poobs - 4-5-2004 at 01:34 PM

:lol:

Oh man..That sucks..

Did you guys all fantasize ways to get rid of your cheap, pig of a boss, too? Who was Dolly Parton?? :o :lol:

Smitty2Jones - 4-5-2004 at 02:24 PM

You think up long band names :wow: I'm just not good at it :P One of my fav's of all time is "The Casket Lottery" even though the band's not that great :P

DylerPlummer - 4-5-2004 at 02:26 PM

The Dog deposits..

poobs - 4-5-2004 at 02:42 PM

Ima Robot..Oh damn..That one's taken..:duh:

draconian - 4-5-2004 at 02:55 PM

This one is so stupid but I bet you a buck there's already some band playing in the midwest under this name:

Fuhgeddaboutit

lurker - 4-5-2004 at 03:27 PM

Arma-get-it-on!!!

poobs - 4-5-2004 at 03:34 PM

The Drips or
The Clap..Hahaa!!

Smitty2Jones - 4-5-2004 at 04:20 PM

Hey, I already have both of those poobs, not fair

poobs - 4-5-2004 at 05:09 PM

:lol:

nurzetrev - 4-6-2004 at 01:38 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by MichelleRene
Ok...mine would be:
Lucy Fur....get it?

Ok, when I worked with a bunch of girls...one is a very close friend...we use to sit around on the computers at work, drink coffee and chat all day until deadline was over.....well anyway:
It was 4 of us, and we thought we could have a 4 peice Metal/Domina type of band....you know 4 girls dressed all in pvc, masks, and whips. Smack the guys around a little in the audience...

well...hence the name :
Lucy Fur
yah, know Lucifer????

well...I liked it....:duh:

oh Michelle!...guess who sold these 'pussywhigs' as she like to call them, as merchanise on her recent 'Fatherf•cker' tour...3 guesses and one of them should be ...you guessed it, that dirty filthy
Dirty Ho... :lol:

nurzetrev - 4-6-2004 at 01:47 AM

april 29th 9:30 club... so tempting :lol:

oh, but it's a thursday...guess a 'whig' will have to wait... :no:

MichelleRene - 4-6-2004 at 04:07 AM

:D did she really...how does it stay on? It figures she sells them at her shows! That damn dirty ho!

Dyler...is that what you're buying your todger for X-Mas this year? Or maybe Poobs would like one for her birfday.....hahahaah

Man, I'd love to see that show......I bet she's hilarious...unfortuneatly I'd probably never have any kind of sexual feelings again after looking at her.hahahaahhaah.... I'd be watching to see if her Todger falls out of her G-string all night...eek!

DylerPlummer - 4-6-2004 at 08:35 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by MichelleRene

I'd be watching to see if her Todger falls out of her G-string all night...eek!

Aaarrggghhh Yuk yuk :lol:

poobs - 4-6-2004 at 08:56 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by MichelleRene
unfortuneatly I'd probably never have any kind of sexual feelings again after looking at her.

Uhh..Dyler? Are you SURE you want to see this Dirty Ho chick?? :o

DylerPlummer - 4-6-2004 at 09:00 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by poobs
Uhh..Dyler? Are you SURE you want to see this Dirty Ho chick?? :o

Hell Yeah... I mean no... no erm it wasn't me who mentioned her in the first place it was ermm Roger yeah it was Roger the Todger..

poobs - 4-6-2004 at 09:02 AM

Your todger is thinking about her? Ewww...:P:D

MichelleRene - 4-6-2004 at 09:05 AM

Dirty Ho is nasty.......although it would be hysterical to see her live.....she scares me.... :lol:

poobs - 4-6-2004 at 09:07 AM

yeah..I'd stay a safe distance away from the stage, just in case she tries to spurt anything out at the audience..

:o:o

MichelleRene - 4-6-2004 at 09:11 AM

:lol:

yeah gota watch your shoes don't get stuck to the floor...ick! :lol:

poobs - 4-6-2004 at 09:15 AM

:lol:

That smilie is perfect!! hahahaa!!

DylerPlummer - 4-6-2004 at 09:28 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by poobs
Your todger is thinking about her? Ewww...:P:D

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.. :lol:

Erm maybe someone else though :rolleyes:

Oopps.. Did i really say that.. I'm gonna go hide in my bath never to return .. well not until oh boy i'm starting to waffle..

poobs - 4-6-2004 at 09:30 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by DylerPlummer
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.. :lol:

Erm maybe someone else though :rolleyes:

Oopps.. Did i really say that.. I'm gonna go hide in my bath never to return .. well not until oh boy i'm starting to waffle..

:o I'm gonna kill that aim smilie!! It's her, isn't it??? the one that kept popping up when we were having a very important conversation yesterday? I'M GONNA KILL THAT BITCH!! (ok..that was from the J.LO episode of South Park..one of the best ones EVER!!)

Try not to fall asleep in the tub again..Maybe my shower will keep you awake.. :rolleyes:

nurzetrev - 4-6-2004 at 07:43 PM

before I fall out of the mood to post this one, I think the tide is nice and high
for the band LEOTARD to come out of the woodwork...enough said

nurzetrev - 4-6-2004 at 07:44 PM

maybe they will 'open up' for Dirty Ho...preferably not on stage!

MichelleRene - 4-7-2004 at 07:23 AM

who are they? Dirty Ho is so gross! I like Dirty Ho...but not Dirty Ho! She doesn't shave....and I still think a Todger will fall out of her shorts at the show...I'm not sure I'm ready to see that. :yes:

MichelleRene - 4-7-2004 at 07:28 AM

[img]http://eil.com/NewGallery/Dirty Ho-Fatherfucker-257236.jpg[/img]

I think it's safe to say that Dirty Ho has issues.... :lol:

:o

[img]http://www.Dirty Horocks.com/site/Bilder/live_photos/oct26_03_la_cusumano/8B.jpg[/img]

that has got to be the most UNflattering photo yet....Love the bruises and dirty scuffed up boots....Dyler...what are you thinking? :lol:

poobs - 4-7-2004 at 08:34 AM

I like the mic she's using as a penis..:o Ewww..

MichelleRene - 4-7-2004 at 09:18 AM

Watch out! A todger is about to fall out any minute now!

Man...she's repulsive...ewww, she even has bruises around her girlfriend!:o:o:o:o

poobs - 4-7-2004 at 09:31 AM

I know..She looks like a crack whore.. :lol:

MichelleRene - 4-7-2004 at 09:48 AM

Poobs said: CRACK WHORE! :lol:

I can't look at her anymore...I'm losing my appetite.....

happysmilely - 4-7-2004 at 09:51 AM

:lol:

I knew this thread would turn out just like this, i did, i did
:lol:

well maybe it's the fact most the threads turn out like this

Dirty Ho SCARE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

poobs - 4-7-2004 at 09:52 AM

CRACK WHORE!!!:wow:

happysmilely - 4-7-2004 at 10:26 AM

did you just call me a CRACK HORE !!!
:lol:

jokes (however not funny)

poobs - 4-7-2004 at 10:31 AM

:lol:

Why yes, Happy, I did just call you a CRACK WHORE!! What are you going to do about it? :mad:

:saint: Sorry..This damn cold is making me cranky..:saint::D

MichelleRene - 4-7-2004 at 10:53 AM

CRACK HO is funnier!

CREAMY CRACK HO!

No one likes bruised Dirty Ho...... :lol:

throw her ass in the tub!

poobs - 4-7-2004 at 10:57 AM

Gross.. :lol:

poobs - 4-7-2004 at 10:59 AM

Look! It's CREAMY CRACK HO aka Dirty Ho!!!

MichelleRene - 4-7-2004 at 11:01 AM

you forgot to add the bruises! :lol:

happysmilely - 4-7-2004 at 12:35 PM

:lol:

my thoughts exactly Michelle :lol:

[Edited on 7-4-2004 by happysmilely]

poobs - 4-7-2004 at 12:45 PM

And the mic/penis she was using..:o

happysmilely - 4-7-2004 at 01:31 PM

Yes yes poobs, but thats detachable :o :lol:

Oh no, bad thought
Dirty Ho ACTION FIGURES!
Bet Dyler wants one

[Edited on 7-4-2004 by happysmilely]

lurker - 4-7-2004 at 01:48 PM

on her website she has a croch picture section:wow:

poobs - 4-7-2004 at 01:52 PM

Eeww..Dirty..She's dirtier than Courtney Love, and I never thought anyone could be.. :no:

lurker - 4-7-2004 at 02:02 PM

:lol:

happysmilely - 4-7-2004 at 02:05 PM

:lol:

Courtney Love
and then Dirty Ho
what a line up

RUN! RUN!
oh yuck thanks poobs

DylerPlummer - 4-7-2004 at 03:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by happysmilely

Oh no, bad thought
Dirty Ho ACTION FIGURES!
Bet Dyler wants one

Hey i've already got two and one of them is life size :o

VastSpoils - 4-7-2004 at 03:58 PM

-Looks down at signature-
Hahaha I already took it.........

Imaveedub - 4-7-2004 at 06:06 PM

yeah, if i had a band, i'd name them.....The Hanks......as a matter of fact, check these guys out.....

http://www.thehanksonline.com/

sevenblur - 4-7-2004 at 06:19 PM

Finger Painted Window Pane, but i think i have already done that one

Imaveedub - 4-7-2004 at 06:35 PM

mmmkay................:o

nurzetrev - 4-8-2004 at 12:33 AM

by the way, in this renewed age of the Darkness, LEOTARD is a ficticious band that needs to exist before the decade is out....

...if you think Dirty Ho is gross, there was a chick, I believe the singer of EC8OR if I remeber correctly...that I saw on the Digital Hardcore tour quite a few years back at 9:30 club
with Shizuo and Alec Empire's 'Atari Teenage Riot'...that whole label has seemed to simmer down, but this chick, not considering Patty Smith, was
a Dirty Ho prototype and man did she come off pretty gross, German
slithering sexuality, flashed a spread or two and generally sexed it up in
that slimy way only people drunk on Thunderbird in the street could enjoy...
granted I bet there are a few legal eagles and stock cockers that would
enjoy some trash to ride their stash...man what weird image, but some of those memories won't dissapate.

I remember a lead female singer of a band called Jack-O-Nuts who was the feamle equivalent of David Yow of Jesus Lizard, who would unzip her jeans to expose her undies and dare I say a tad bit of the bush...in response I suppose to his antics of revealing simply his sac out of his zipper... I recall his gesture was dubbed, the 'tight and shiny' ...the wild and wooly woods of the 90's

..."mom! dad! I just bought the new COCKBLOCKER album! it's gggrrrrreat!"...
"that sounds nice little Timmy, but let's simmer down now, Mom's having her afternoon Scotch..."

poobs - 4-8-2004 at 09:31 AM

Wow Trevor..What a great story!! (My brother would say that to me when I would ramble on and on..) :wow: :lol:

nurzetrev - 4-8-2004 at 11:01 AM

...hey that's what grammpa's here for missy...hey ya got any country time
lemonade...all that ramblins' made me thirsty!

poobs - 4-8-2004 at 11:20 AM

Tell us the war story again, grampa!!! You can tell us as I'm changing your diaper.. :yes:

Imaveedub - 4-8-2004 at 11:30 AM

:o

happysmilely - 4-8-2004 at 11:32 AM

:lol:

yuck poobs :lol:

:ticking:

Imaveedub - 4-8-2004 at 11:33 AM

:no:

poobs - 4-8-2004 at 11:36 AM

It's just like a baby's diaper!! Besides, I heard that's one of Trevor's fantasies..:saint: :lol:

Imaveedub - 4-8-2004 at 11:39 AM

yikes........

Imaveedub - 4-8-2004 at 11:40 AM

if i had a band, i'd name them.........The Yikes.......:D

happysmilely - 4-8-2004 at 02:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by poobs
It's just like a baby's diaper!! Besides, I heard that's one of Trevor's fantasies..:saint: :lol:

not surprised

p.s. a baby's is MUCh smaller :o:o

Imaveedub - 4-8-2004 at 04:42 PM

once again.....if i had a band......i'd name it "Jack Mehoff"......... :lol:

Imaveedub - 4-8-2004 at 04:42 PM

remember.......i'm easily ammused.....:o

poobs - 4-8-2004 at 05:54 PM

Dyler's band would be The Heart Attacks.. :lol:

happysmilely - 4-8-2004 at 06:02 PM

that or

bloody hell

:lol:

Imaveedub - 4-8-2004 at 06:18 PM

my band would be.........the testtube babies.........hahha :lol:

nurzetrev - 4-8-2004 at 11:57 PM

your band would be called ...
"little boy veedee and the fat olsen fantasy that will never happen"

nurzetrev - 4-9-2004 at 12:04 AM

no really, did I mention that diaper thing on here? ...yeah, Dyler would have
(from all imagining assumptions) loved this band 'Men's Recovery Project' who's 'outfits at times were so excellent...
typically the guitar player wore a black garbage bag ala diaper, no shirt and an S and M mask...drummer once sported cherry red high heel strapped to his face...and once the drummer and bass player played the whole show under a white king sized (?) sheet...or was it queen...
From that I had weird (of course) ideas of a band that was more in frequency with the locust but the stage show of the butthole surfers and the flaming lips...tons of strobe, for sure heart attack pleasure, the diapers, coming out smoking joints onstage...crash worship came close, maybe part caroliner rainblow, but this one is one for the Dali's of the next absinthe/speed renaissance...coming soon to a planet near you...take it away gramma

nurzetrev - 4-9-2004 at 12:09 AM

fark man and I forgot the Plasmatics...they are the blueprint for all that is wild and untamed that the youth are rarely reminded ever existed...
Wendy O Williams...a legend for all true punk rock freedom forever.
...and how weird does this sound...someone I talked to tonight at work told me (among countless other monumental gigs over the last forty years)...she
saw Janis Joplin have sex with a member of the audience on stage while the band played...I mean talk about southern comfort...try that one on for size Dirty Ho

poobs - 4-9-2004 at 12:15 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by nurzetrev
...and how weird does this sound...someone I talked to tonight at work told me (among countless other monumental gigs over the last forty years)...she
saw Janis Joplin have sex with a member of the audience on stage while the band played...I mean talk about southern comfort...try that one on for size Dirty Ho

Ummm...Ewwwww!!! :duh:

Imaveedub - 4-9-2004 at 04:48 AM

:o

poobs - 4-9-2004 at 12:19 PM

Dyler's second band would be Orbit..:duh:

DylerPlummer - 4-9-2004 at 12:21 PM

No it would be
"Chewing gum Charlie and the wrigley Arseholes"..

poobs - 4-9-2004 at 12:22 PM

Eww..Wrigley Arseholes sounds like Wiggly Assholes, which is making a really gross picture in my head right now.. :yes:

DylerPlummer - 4-9-2004 at 12:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by poobs
Eww..Wrigley Arseholes sounds like Wiggly Assholes, which is making a really gross picture in my head right now.. :yes:

Not another gross picture :o :lol:

poobs - 4-9-2004 at 12:28 PM

Do it..:duh:

DylerPlummer - 4-9-2004 at 12:31 PM

aaaaarrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggggghhhhhh

[Edited on 9-4-2004 by DylerPlummer]

[Edited on 9-4-2004 by DylerPlummer]

poobs - 4-9-2004 at 12:39 PM

Hahahahaaaa! Two edits?? Damn..I wish I had gotten here quicker!! :lol:

DylerPlummer - 4-9-2004 at 02:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by poobs
Hahahahaaaa! Two edits?? Damn..I wish I had gotten here quicker!! :lol:

You didn't miss anything..

RoboticTerrorSTD - 4-9-2004 at 02:40 PM

"Minds and Behinds"
"Analysis and Anal Cysts"
"Nuts and Butts"
"Freaks and Cheeks"
"Loons and Moons"
"Lost Souls and Ass Holes"
i got those from a joke i'll post that next if you like, well even if you don't

RoboticTerrorSTD - 4-9-2004 at 02:41 PM

Crazy Ass Joke
Two doctors opened an office in a small town.
They put up a sign reading: "Dr Smith and Dr Jones, Psychiatry and
Proctology."
The town council was not too happy with the sign, so the doctors
changed it to: "Hysterias and Posteriors."
This was not acceptable either, so in an effort to satisfy the council,
they changed the sign to: "Schizoids and Hemorrhoids."
No go! Next they tried "Catatonics and Colonics" Thumbs down again.
Then came, "Manic-Depressives and Anal-Retentives."
But is was still not good! So they tried:
"Minds and Behinds"
"Analysis and Anal Cysts"
"Nuts and Butts"
"Freaks and Cheeks"
"Loons and Moons"
"Lost Souls and Ass Holes"
None worked.
Almost at their wits' end, the doctors finally came up with a title
they thought might be accepted by the council:
"Dr Smith and Dr Jones, Odds and Ends."
APPROVED!

Imaveedub - 4-9-2004 at 04:30 PM

they should have dr. poobs at the that office as well.....she seems to be a psycholigist of some sort.

poobs - 4-9-2004 at 04:37 PM

Nice one, Robotic!!! :lol: