Fun Quizzes!!

poobs... ...where do you even begin! ...so rediculous...I'll save this for tongith...I mean tonite!??!

and the sexual energy color is...orange

My candy heart is EAT ME!!!

These are gravy. I'm going to leave some quizzes for later on today, I gotta get my ass off of this chair and clean house. See you foolios later!!!!! :D

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Originally posted by nurzetrev and the sexual energy color is...orange

I'm red!! Whooo!!

I'm a Remote Control Panty..:saint:

I want to have a threesome with my bestfriend.....

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Originally posted by TurtleEnterprises I want to have a threesome with my bestfriend.....

That's nice Turtle..But what results did you get from the quiz????

and I have a lesbian pussy !!!:yawn: the picture was hysterical to say the least

There are cool thanks poobs ill have something to do at work

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Originally posted by poobs Quote: Originally posted by TurtleEnterprises I want to have a threesome with my bestfriend..... That's nice Turtle..But what results did you get from the quiz????

I want a lesbian pussy!! :duh:

No prob, Turtle! They have work friendly ones too, but what's the point of that??

hey hey! i'm back for a wittle bit. I'm a Hitachi Magic Wand
wooo!
My color was Scarlette.......mo' passionate than a mutha fuckah'

Welcome to Shazzam juice, can I take your order?...
"uh, let's see ...I'll...have...a...scarlett sexual energy, ...one remote control
panty and...uhmmmumumum...oh, a lesbian pussy and a threesome with the neighbor..."

I had some disturbing results...

I have "Magical Boobs", Color is "Scarlet", "Not" Bisexual, Sexual Power Animal is a "Firefly", What drug am I?" magical mushrooms (Gee, go figure), I'm "Submissive" (apparently), my lesbian sex toy is "Remote Control Panty"...and this tops the list: My freaky fetish is "Asphyxiation"...what tha?.... that's kind of creepy....just the other day I was thinking about Trent Reznor strangling me in a hot moment of passion..... Just kidding...that's a little too much on my plate..........:duh:

I guess Poobs---we're kinky...asphyxiation...wow...that's harsh...

I did some more:
Ima "Ass Phobic", Oral Sex to try: "Hot & Cold", Aphrodisiac: "Chocolate" (go figure), my Heart Candy was "Fuck Me"...hahaha, and a Sexual Position I should try is : "Standing"...which is funny considering I'm only 5'2"...would be kinda hard to say the least...unless of course I wore those 6 inch spike heels....

these are funny....

I got hot and cold, too..Been there, done that..

I have to take the perfect child to school, but I'll do more when I get back..Maybe I'll find out what type of panties I am..:duh:

and Ima: "Moaner", "Retro Sexy".....hahaha

I like to scream! and the one asked what music do you like to hear while getting it on....the third one was NIN...Trent Reznor.....hahaha.....I think they put that in there just for me...

Street sign is Slippery When Wet..I also had a wet pussy..Hmm.I'm seeing a trend here..:duh:

I guess we all have wet Pussy...ewww, I can't believe i said that.....well, I guess it's better than a dry one...:duh:

Eeewwwwwww!!!

Enough of the kitty talk :

PENIS
PENIS
PENIS
SINEP------a backwords penis!:duh:

PENIS just rolls so nicely off your tongue..:saint:

LOVE PUMP:duh:

yes it does...... hahahaha.....

THE DONGER!

I'll never forget that in "Sixteen Candles".....man, I'm in a weird mood today....don't know if it's cause I took all those quizzes this morning on that website...or the fact that I dug out a porno and watched it an while ago....what possessed me to do that, I do not know....it was an 80's one...pretty funny. The girls had big hair and the guys were...uhm...not good looking or very well off, in the PENIS department....what good is watching it then....?:ticking:

Hahaa!! I haven't been able to watch porn for 3 weeks cuz of my damn family treating my place as a hotel!! Then again, I haven't really wanted to.. I like the old-school ones..Natural boobies..Natural uhh..hair pie..Just raw..Fabulous..:D

I can do with out the hair pie deal.....that's just too organic in nature for me.....No hair is so much better....

The old ones are funny...the music is freakin' hilariuos! This one had (I think their names were) Peter North and Adam West and Ginger Lynn....does that sound right? They had the cheesey mustaches, cheesey haircuts and not that well endowed...sorry......pretty average I must say....and for porn that's kinda boring. We want to see some crazy stuff in those, yah know? I may take a trip down the local porn store and buy something freaky....well...not that freaky. :saint:

didn't look like it was spirting that long or high for that matter...not impressed..... Isn't there one called "Backstage Sluts" or something like that? I heard through some friends that that was pretty funny.......I'll have to look that one up.....hahaha

Send me the link if you find it..:saint:

Man..I thought it was Peter North..I'll do some research of my own!!!

found it...just Google Backstage Sluts...they have like a part 1, 2 & 3....wow...this might be funny...









well...these might be funny...they said they have real "Rock Stars" in them....ewww....I hope we don't see anyone we know or like in these videos.....

It ejaculates and everything!!! See? Peter North..

yeah..that's one of them...He didn't look that endowed in the movie....but maybe it was bad footage...hahaha

Yeah...I guess he was probably......the tan lines (smiley faces) under his ass were a big turn-off, I mean come on...that looked ridiculous......and he was sword fighting with another guy in it...and that too wasn't doing for me.........two weenies in one mouth is kinda nasty......ick!

Sword fighting? What was he using?? :o Eww..I get tired of the whole penis in mouth stuff..It's just not a turn on..

Hahaaa! The tan lines!! That's good shit..I like seeing the ripples on the girls boobies..We went to some nude dance show in Vegas one time and one of the girls had bruises on her legs and huge ripples in the side of her boobs..

these quizzes are awesome. My Group Sex Fantasy Is... me, my Sweetie, A Vibrator, and a Porno and i'm ecstasy
haa haa! i'm having a blast

Hahaa! Yay! I had that group sex fantasy, too..

Oh of course I forgot to say that was said in a Brittish accent...
and I'll go ahead and blame it all on the trees...that set fire a short while earlier :ticking:

if anything...nice avatar ...dig the L'tron

Thanks Trev!!!!
I have photoshop and image ready and im taking a class in school...
so i put it to use:D

hmm...one minute it was Hecate...the next it was Nemesis...how about
just a Tecate! :o:wow:

I'm going to marry Brad Pitt!!! Whoooo!!!!

I guess I don't really need to put all of my results down, eh? :saint:

i was aphroditie/eros
and you should put as many results as you like :D

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Originally posted by nurzetrev I've just been informied that I have hot boobies... You Have Hot Boobs! You're boobs are so good, they look like they were bought You rock the cleavage often - you're proud of what you've got There's no hiding the sexiness of your chest So cash in by entering a wet t-shirt contest!

:o:o:o:o:wow::wow::wow::duh:

I read this after I caught a buzz, and was like picturing this totally cheesey 80's glam band singing that as a song....Is it from a song?

It is now a song...and guess who wrote it???
me, baby, me...next song...c'mon next song ...

My inner dumb blonde is hotter than you

she's as bright as can be
her skirt's in the trees
and it's no disease
cause she's aimin' to please...and she's hotter than you!

it's time to hit the high c's
cause she gets it 'for free's'
nver down on her knees
'cuz that's for the he's !
she's my inner dumb blonde
oh yeah
oh yeah
she's my inner dumb blonde
oh yeah o-oh-o-oh
she's my inner dumb blonde yeah! ...and she's hotter than you!

all day long...that's right...who's next?

[Edited on 18-4-2004 by nurzetrev]

I'd love to smack him around a bit myself....hahaha...he practically chased my friend up the stairs so we wouldn't leave...funny! I would have stayed longer..but the chick downstairs with him ...uh...wasn't my type...hahahaha

Now...there is this one girl....she's a girlfriend of a friend...and uh...she's quite tempting.....totally taatted out...like her whole body is a tattoo....very articulate and peirced everywhere...she's quite sexy in her own right.....they all just left to play paintball....I'm not into the paintball thing...atleast yet....unless her and I could be on the same Bikini with machine guns team!:P:saint:

the operative word in paintball isn't paint, but pain...
now T-ball...that's a different story altogether...
homeruns never lose their lustre!!

Dirty Ho seems like the kind of girl (?) that would get all f'd up drunk
and masturbate with the champagne bottle and write a song about
it...whatever muzes the muse...
I heard a similar weirdo story from the gwar guys about being in texas
at the butthole surfer ranch at the time, partying and one of them was
led into one of the back rooms in the house sometime in the night and
pointed out
courtney love who was...yeah, just start making up stuff on the level...
oh and throw in that she was passed out...

:ticking::ticking::duh: ewwwwwwwww! that's pretty bad.....

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Originally posted by nurzetrev Dirty Ho seems like the kind of girl (?) that would get all f'd up drunk and masturbate with the champagne bottle

While on stage..:o Ewww..I don't know..I feel like I'm pretty open minded, but that kind of shit grosses me out..Not only her, of course, but bands like Danzig and shit who do gross stuff on stage..It's just..Not what I want to see when going to a concert..:duh:

Today is a different era than the days of the misfits and legions of Michiganders, throwing deer carcass' into the audience of their shows and putting the guts on the engine of say a band like 7 seconds who were/are vegevegan...you know driving down the road...what's that smell? it's deer cooking on the engine of our van...oh stories, but yeah, I don't need to get wet, splat, hit in the head with a flying mic stand or jackbooted in the face when I go to a show...I don't get enough sleep and see similar effects anyways

That Dirty Ho bit was just a notion I took and ran with...that might go down in a place such as...in a limo with Fischerspooner or ...dogboy

:P:P:P ...how about the tables being turned...as the singer of a band laying on the floor of the stage (butthole surfers) and having similar folks stuffing the eyeballs of those deer carcass' into said singers mouth!!!:o
yeah, it's much much tamer these days really ...save for church burntings and ...yeah, I said
deer eyeballs...breakfast anyone?

Give me Beck's stage shows any damn day..The dancing and the choreography of the brass menagerie..:wow: And who can ever forget Beck writhing around on a bed that had floated down from the rafters during Debra? Ahh..Classic..

deer eyeballs??? That's just so wrong....ewwww....they're such beautiful animals...why would you want to do that to them? Was he eating eyeballs or balls? Cause his ass is freaky....he looks like he'd be into some really gross stuff. I saw him make an appearance in this GWAR video we have and he gives me the creepies! I like the Sufers music...but that singer looks like he would be in to eating dog doo or something...

the gist is he was being fed, reluctanly and unknowingly, the poor dead deer's eyes...granted this was in Michigan, in hunting season, in the 80's...
anytime you have a tattoo of a crack pipe and a syringe forming the crossbones of a skull and..design might give light to the man's odd bravado, but again...that's no Debra...

but the onstage washer/dryer combos with strobelights emanating from them was a nice touch...I wish I had seen all things considered