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Did Everyone Know that May is National Masterbation Month?

MichelleRene - 5-13-2004 at 05:13 AM

May is national masterbation month and here are some greetings for everyone...let's celebrate! :lol:

[Edited on 13-5-2004 by MichelleRene]

MichelleRene - 5-13-2004 at 05:26 AM

can't go wrong with Bettie!

poobs - 5-13-2004 at 06:53 AM

Every month is masturbation month for me.. :yes:

Wait..Who said that? I, uhh..What? :duh:

MichelleRene - 5-13-2004 at 07:05 AM

:o:wow: :lol:

yeah...it probably is for most of us on this forum..... :lol:

poobs - 5-13-2004 at 07:10 AM

:lol:

TurtleEnterprises - 5-13-2004 at 08:11 AM

hey i never knew that...good to know... I guess i'll have to masturbate now in honor of masturbation month. :D

MichelleRene - 5-13-2004 at 08:49 AM

Go Turtle......go Turtle.......

Everyone Celebrate and Masterbate!!! :lol:

RoboticTerrorSTD - 5-13-2004 at 08:58 AM

:lol:

masturbation month really? wow :wow: that's neato :D

MichelleRene - 5-13-2004 at 09:58 AM

awww.....look at the little monkey celebrating! Isn't he cute..... :lol:

RoboticTerrorSTD - 5-13-2004 at 10:00 AM

his eyes get red just as he's about to.....well ya know

poobs - 5-13-2004 at 10:02 AM

Ewww!! The monkey is spanking his monkey.. :yes:

RoboticTerrorSTD - 5-13-2004 at 10:04 AM

:lol:

now if we can only get a pic of a chicken choking himself....

poobs - 5-13-2004 at 10:05 AM

:wow: :lol:

Michelle, you can do it!! find the chicken picture!!! :duh:

MichelleRene - 5-13-2004 at 10:25 AM

oh my....some of these are sick! :lol:

RoboticTerrorSTD - 5-13-2004 at 10:27 AM

:o OHH MY GOD :lol:

poobs - 5-13-2004 at 10:42 AM

:lol:

:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o :lol:

nurzetrev - 5-13-2004 at 01:19 PM

(banjo twangin' in the background)...

...grap yr pratner by the hand and help them stroke all across their land...
get 'em good and get 'em wet...have them screamin' by the end of this set...
squeeze their teets or squeeze thar balls an' hear 'em shout sheehaw Heehaw!...

poobs - 5-13-2004 at 01:20 PM

:lol:

nurzetrev - 5-13-2004 at 01:36 PM

that little ditty to stroke yr kitty was sung by a talking donkey... :yes:

TurtleEnterprises - 5-13-2004 at 01:37 PM

someone say chicken?

nurzetrev - 5-13-2004 at 01:43 PM

awww...don't be chicken...stroke 'em if you got 'em...word to your motherboard... :yes:

RoboticTerrorSTD - 5-13-2004 at 02:10 PM

:lol:

haaaaa!!!!!!

happysmilely - 5-13-2004 at 03:55 PM

alrighty, well I can say i never knew
May was National Masterbation Month?

see, I just learn more and more on .net. why do i even go to school???

MichelleRene - 5-14-2004 at 07:07 AM

:lol:

nice song Trevor! What the hell were you drinking when you wrote that? :lol:

........Yeah, Smiley this is also a very educational forum. I always learn new things on here as well. I didn't know it was "National Masterbation Month" either, but I came across it on this one site that has kinky greeting cards.....so, if anyone has any funny stories, pass them along..... :lol:

poobs - 5-14-2004 at 07:30 AM

I celebrated yesterday.. :yes:

*Disclaimer - I was so kidding..I actually didn't yesterday..For once..:saint: *

MichelleRene - 5-14-2004 at 07:33 AM

......maybe today.....or tonight...or Sattaday...hahaha........hmmmm.......the last time...in the shower...yeah, that always works...hahaha........something about that nice hot steamy water.......mmmm' :lol:

poobs - 5-14-2004 at 07:38 AM

I don't like the shower..My legs get too wobbly and I almost collapse..Was that too much information? :ticking:

MichelleRene - 5-14-2004 at 07:44 AM

:lol:

...no not at all....... :lol:

.......Ok...new topic:

"Where does everyone like to masterbate?"

poobs - 5-14-2004 at 09:08 AM

Anywhere when I feel the urge..:D

RoboticTerrorSTD - 5-14-2004 at 10:29 AM

if i say......will that be too much info?

poobs - 5-14-2004 at 10:50 AM

Nah..I don't think there is such a thing as too much info on this site.. :lol:

Tell us!!! :yes:

RoboticTerrorSTD - 5-14-2004 at 10:54 AM

ha :lol:

okay then, in the car while uh.....my boyfriend's driving or in it whatev.:duh: or even if he isn't:o i can't belive i said it

[Edited on 5/14/2004 by RoboticTerrorSTD]

poobs - 5-14-2004 at 10:55 AM

:wow::wow::wow::wow::wow: Nice one, Robotic!! :lol:

RoboticTerrorSTD - 5-14-2004 at 10:56 AM

:lol:

why thank you!

poobs - 5-14-2004 at 11:00 AM

Just so you know, I wrote that one down for future reference.. :lol:

RoboticTerrorSTD - 5-14-2004 at 11:08 AM

:lol:

sweet! ha haa haaa
cool so if you ever do it you'll be thinking of me :lol:

just kidding poobs

poobs - 5-14-2004 at 12:08 PM

I always think of you when I'm doing it anyways.. :yes:

:saint:

RoboticTerrorSTD - 5-14-2004 at 12:13 PM

:lol:

oh poobs ha haa haaa
aw stop it you're making me blush :lol:

(cocky: *lifts head up and blinks alot*...... I know everyone always thinks of me when they're masturbating) :lol:

[Edited on 5/14/2004 by RoboticTerrorSTD]

poobs - 5-14-2004 at 12:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by RoboticTerrorSTD
(cocky: *lifts head up and blinks alot*...... I know everyone always thinks of me when they're masturbating) :lol:

That's the price you pay for being a little hottie.. :yes:

RoboticTerrorSTD - 5-14-2004 at 12:51 PM

ha haa haaa!
today has been too fun! :lol:

in a Jim Carrey voice "thank-you too much" :D

poobs - 5-14-2004 at 12:56 PM

:lol: