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nurzetrev - 5-17-2004 at 09:55 PM

...no not to electric ladyland, umm...I don't know what it is, maybe that's the best part -not knowing that keeps you going, but I've had a wave of some of the craziest ideas that I've no way of harnessing other than in Vonnegut style scrap piles...
This my friends is another jump start of glorious out loud confusion to share of the most nonsensical sort...another thread of the circus rediculous.

nurzetrev - 5-17-2004 at 10:01 PM

...have you ever tried to drink whiskey out of the fold in your arm at the elbow? :lol:

I haven't ...haven't even had whiskey in awhile, but sometimes it calls my name and is too flattering in tone to resist...
this comes on more like a drinking game that rears it's silly head after you've already had a few *ahem* Robotic :lol:

:P but...yeah try drinking a shot of
whiskey out of your elbow and tell us how it works out...I can picture it already...good luck :lol:

this is the actual insanity test...:duh:

RoboticTerrorSTD - 5-17-2004 at 10:15 PM

:lol:

I'll try it!
Hey trev I can't drink alone

. Ha..... j/k
does it have to be whiskey? :wow:

[Edited on 5/18/2004 by RoboticTerrorSTD]

poobs - 5-17-2004 at 10:44 PM

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Originally posted by nurzetrev
another thread of the circus rediculous.

Circus?

poobs - 5-17-2004 at 10:46 PM

Eewww..Whisky..The first time I ever got sick from alcohol was when I was drinking lots of whisky..Well, I was drinking a lot of everything in my boyfriend's dad's liquor cabinet, but whisky was the dominating drink..Oooohhh..I kept falling asleep on the toilet and my man kept having to wake me up.. :lol:

RoboticTerrorSTD - 5-17-2004 at 10:54 PM

aw the good ol' days :D
whiskey is just too much
i'll take some amaretto instead

nurzetrev - 5-17-2004 at 10:56 PM

no of course it doesn't have to be whiskey...Jagermeister, Malibu, Rumplemintz, Sambvca, rum...
I was driving tonight...somewhat beside myself in theory trying to keep it together and found myself with my mouth in the pocket of my left elbow looking out the window ...I mentioned this idea to someone I was driving later who was 'trying to in the back' and he said yeah...that's like trying to touch yr elbow to yr ear...good point...hmmm...and umm...I'm about 3000 miles from the land of a hundred million ants crawling on a plate of catered food (LA) ...so try this one on the beach with...some circus people... :lol:

nurzetrev - 5-17-2004 at 10:59 PM

Amaretto...hahaha...good stuff...speaking of...maybe try putting a small pile of almonds on top of yr head and try to tilt yr head and see how many you can get to roll into yr mouth...fff' trying to flick cig's into yr mouth...this is the new party try...vicodin sold separately

nurzetrev - 5-17-2004 at 11:01 PM

the Yeungling is working it's charm well...I'm mispelling and pulling it off like a magikist...rock over london...rock on chicago...Walgreen's, the pharmacy america trustss...

RoboticTerrorSTD - 5-17-2004 at 11:07 PM

:lol:

nurzetrev - 5-17-2004 at 11:17 PM

yeah...:yawn: :lol:

...fuck dogs ....beer, a man's true best friend...pre-cursor to some of the best moments of your life...

lurker - 5-18-2004 at 02:34 PM

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Originally posted by nurzetrev
the Yeungling is working it's charm well...I'm mispelling and pulling it off like a magikist...rock over london...rock on chicago...Walgreen's, the pharmacy america trustss...

R.I.P.
WESELEY WILLIS

.."polaroid, see what develops"
haha, Wesely Willis, gotta love the Casio. :lol:

nurzetrev - 5-18-2004 at 10:07 PM

:saint: A-men to that...a number of years before that fateful day...I recieved one of the warmest, gentlest head butts from the man himself...said "rah" and had my moment...this was in a kinkos across the street from the club I had just seen he and his band thoroughly entertain at.

Bad dog bad dog...don't even think about a leash!

lurker - 5-18-2004 at 10:14 PM

haha nice...

Isnt he a schizo?

nurzetrev - 5-18-2004 at 11:03 PM

was, my friend, was...very much so...:yawn::duh::wow: :yes:

:ticking:

nurzetrev - 5-26-2004 at 09:29 AM

...have you ever...shaved, done your hair and makeup...ready for your close up...gone to bed...woken up...and felt like you dreamed you were standing on a mountain with a thousand naked women...all calling your name...and throwing penis keychains at you? ...me neither

happysmilely - 5-26-2004 at 10:26 AM

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Originally posted by nurzetrev
so...:yawn::duh::wow: :yes:

:ticking:

ahahahahah, the smiles!!!!!!!!

poobs - 5-26-2004 at 10:29 AM

Have you ever peed in your pants? Cuz I'm about to!! But the bug!! The scary bug is still in there!!! :o

happysmilely - 5-26-2004 at 10:31 AM

hahah oh no......... I'm telling you poobs pay the air fair!!!

poobs - 5-26-2004 at 10:35 AM

Bug...scary...Urine..Running.. down my leg..

happysmilely - 5-26-2004 at 10:37 AM

BACKYARD.... or super Autumn ($$$) your pick... hahaha

poobs - 5-26-2004 at 10:39 AM

Well, my brother is coming tonight..Worse comes to worse, he can get it!! Thanks for the offer, Happy!! I've seen some nasty spiders around..I'm sure I'll be booking you a flight soon enough.. :yes:

happysmilely - 5-26-2004 at 10:43 AM

hahahaha... you better... :yes:

tell your stinky brother i said... he stinks :yes:

poobs - 5-26-2004 at 10:44 AM

I will! He is the stinky brother that stole my Coachella tix..Bastard..:ticking:

happysmilely - 5-26-2004 at 10:46 AM

I KNOW , grrrr hahahaha

poobs - 5-26-2004 at 10:52 AM

Oh man!! I have to go so bad but it's on the wall right behind the toilet!!! Arrgghhhhh!!! :o:o:o:o:o:o:o:ticking:

RoboticTerrorSTD - 5-26-2004 at 10:58 AM

:D spray it with something strong, It'll fall.......might die, hey he was in your way if he had left or moved, his little spider life could've been spared. And when you gotta go, you gotta go......so spray him poobs just spray him :lol:

poobs - 5-26-2004 at 10:58 AM

I did it!!! Whoo!! I feel so much better now.. :yes:

RoboticTerrorSTD - 5-26-2004 at 10:59 AM

yay! for Poobs, so.....how'd you get em'?

poobs - 5-26-2004 at 11:24 AM

I didn't get him..He was on the ceiling when I went in so I just watched him the whole time..I've decided to name him...Greeny..:duh:

happysmilely - 5-26-2004 at 08:37 PM

HAHAH, awww i wanted to come see you

.... haha

poobs - 5-26-2004 at 09:33 PM

Well, I haven't seen him since I dropped the Cosby Kids off at the pool..Maybe he choked on the fumes? :duh: He may still come back, Happy!! :yes:

MichelleRene - 5-27-2004 at 04:03 AM

http://www.insanepictures.com/fl.shtml?0087.htm

Oh my goodness! You guys have got to click on this link it's so damn funny...it may take a minute to download......... :lol:

The Complete Poopie List!!!!! :lol:

poobs - 5-27-2004 at 06:44 AM

Ewww....The drinking poopie was gross!! :lol:

happysmilely - 5-27-2004 at 12:17 PM

hahahah.... well poobs, lets all hope he comes back.......

hahaha... oh, Michelle :lol:

nurzetrev - 5-31-2004 at 05:40 PM

...have you ever fallen in lobule with a vacuum cleaner...so sleek and sexy, sensitive to your carpet cleaning desires and feel compelled to take care of it when it gets sick from eating too much carpet lining and dust bunnies...well I think I have...it belongs to my folks, but we are in deep deep deep with this electrolux...it's everything I need...has it's own vanity assortment of brushes and is very easy to clean up after... I don't know what i'm going to do when I put it back in the utility room, except wait for when I bring it back and make my space to fresh and so clean... I lobule you electrolux...will you lean my loor?

happysmilely - 5-31-2004 at 11:25 PM

Do you like to sing and dance?

lomax - 6-1-2004 at 04:34 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by MichelleRene
http://www.insanepictures.com/fl.shtml?0087.htm

Oh my goodness! You guys have got to click on this link it's so damn funny...it may take a minute to download......... :lol:

The Complete Poopie List!!!!! :lol:

Some fond memories!!!! :lol:

The best one is the guy in the office!! GROSS!!

nurzetrev - 6-4-2004 at 12:14 PM

have you ever... met a leprechaun and celebrated chinese medicine day... thought about helicoptor practice... brushed your teeth in the rain ... sent an invitation to yourself for a one man party and cancelled helicoptor practice... yeah... I thought so

dolphins...they're excellent spellers...

nurzetrev - 6-13-2004 at 07:47 PM

hv U ever...fallen in love with an unknown samurai ...woken up craving cucumber sauce...
been dazed but nowhere near confuzed... celebrated halloween in June and written poetry in your sleep only to remeber it later in the afternoon and written it all down. They say where I live it's quiet, but i don't have to beg to offer a different view of the earshots...

today there were plenty of sounds of city serenity... screaming bloody ambulances in time with the music playing... cat's or little girls (couldn't quick pick which one) shrieking in this perfect pitch like Yoshimi of boredoms in repeated sucession for about 10 minutes accenting an afternoon dream on the couch... or maybe it was kittens pitching incredible woo, begging a ghetto mule to pay a little sweet attention... and the weather here is a mystery today very cool and clear sky... especially after raining all weekend to an amazing degree...yes today was a day to hang yr leopard print leotard out to dry deep in the backyard and paint fluffy white clouds wearing a beret and moustache drawn on by the burnt end of a wine cork... that or make collage posters with cut ups from the inquirer ...

nurzetrev - 6-20-2004 at 09:21 PM

Have you ever seen the uncut versions of Star Wars, with the bathroom scenes left in? aww man!...the Boba Fett and princess Leia lovescenes in the Dagoba system? Chewbacca takes a leak...
:wow: :yes:

and when yoda makes out with a Leprechaun? ...it's truuuuuuuuuuue!...it's excellent...you need it!