Break out those penis novelties!!

I'm leaving for Vegas in a few hours for my best friend's bachelorette party!!! Went to the porn store and got her some fun stuff..They had pornos on sale for $5!! We got her one called Insatiable Vows (marriage related), which has a picture of a chick with a mouse trap hanging from her lips..and not the ones on her face!!!! :o I'm just bummed the room doesn't have a vcr so we could watch it and cringe.. :D I also got her a vibrator that plugs into the cig lighter in the car..You know..For the woman on the go! :D And lots of other stuff that I felt dirty buying..

So now I'm on my way to the market to buy a big cucumber for some games..Should be lots of fun..I'll be taking loads of pictures so hopefully there will be a few that I can share..:duh:

yeah , and say to all my friends who will be there at the smae time.
I don't get to go, and they all do

eveyone is going this week, hahaha (???)

I thought you were already coming as our entertainment...

Alex, are you ok ????
i told you not to eat any food poobs makes for you

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Originally posted by TheRandonOne im hairy....meow

Uhh..Where do you live again?

FL, explain anything (???)
kidding kids

Oh..And the cucumber wasn't really put to use..By the time we were ready to play games, it was time for us to leave! I had a competition with one of the other girls to see who could put the condom on the cumcumber the fastest..While blindfolded..I won by a mile..:duh:

mmm cucumber

Almost as good as CHORIZO!

:o:o:o:o Oh my...sounds like a good time Poobs. I remember my girlfriend Karrie's bachelorette party...I was in the wedding, so I had to go. Her best friend and I bought a couple of cheesey 70's porno mags, little finger rubbers for the smaller men at the clubs that we tortured and the huge penis squirt gun! I walked around the whole night with that one...on the dance floor I kept squirting guys in the ass with it so they'd have a pee-pee stain! Ha!:o.....oh and we took along one of the 70's porno mags and a glue stick! We glued so many penis's all over that club...even on the floor! Her stripper was nasty! he was short and gross...the original guy we ordered had to cancel last minute so they sent a replacement....shoulda got our money back!....

This is the guy we had pull Brooke up on stage and dance for her..He was so funny..



You can check out the other dancers HERE..Some of them were so gross that we had to laugh our asses off.. Chicago was one of my favorites..He's HUGE!!! And a great dancer..He was fun to watch..

This guy kept trying to weasel money out of us for a dance..I felt like telling him and his nasty braid to get out of our faces!! :o

cmon now poobsy....eww and eww. i thought we were trying to keep this site safe child-friendly

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Originally posted by TheRandonOne i thought we were trying to keep this site safe child-friendly

We were? I never got the memo..:duh:

:o

what the hell is this one all about? I can't stand muscles like that...it's so unattractive to me.....ewww.....he probably Nairs his whole body too......give me Trent Reznor anyday.....

Awww..I think he looks good..I don't like guys too built up..HIs face could use some work though..

haaa haaaaaa!!!!
and they're playing "wham" in that gasoline fight huh?

wake me up before you go-go.........

oh no, I can just see that video !!! hahaha
thanks Michelle



[Edited on 21-7-2004 by happysmilely]

..George in his little white shorts and bobby-sox!.....

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Originally posted by MichelleRene ..George in his little white shorts and bobby-sox!.....

Dude..Wham was the shit..Such great songs..And screw you, Dyler! George Michael is awesome!! Or, I should say, was..

You're just jealous..:D

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Originally posted by DylerPlummer i f****** hate George Michael.. :ticking:

yeah, that whole bathroom ordeal was a bit sketchy....did you all see his plastic surgery photos on that website Poobs posted? :wow:

oh...I love Debbie Harry too Dyler......her lips & facial bone structure is amazing. She was gorgeous!