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Beef..

DylerPlummer - 9-26-2004 at 04:37 PM

Anyone know what it means? :lol:

poobs - 9-26-2004 at 05:47 PM

poobs - 9-26-2004 at 05:47 PM

Am I right, foolio? :yes:

MichelleRene - 9-27-2004 at 05:52 AM

:duh::duh::duh:

I don't like beef.......
not unless it's in a pair of pants..... :lol:

:duh:

just kidding:duh:

DylerPlummer - 9-27-2004 at 09:56 AM

:mad:

you're both wrong.. I'm being serious :rolleyes:

prettyvacant - 9-27-2004 at 10:09 AM

um no idea, tell us uncle dyler!! :D:D:duh:

MichelleRene - 9-27-2004 at 10:27 AM

B----big
E---entrail
E---entrance
F---f**k

I can't believe I wrote that...eeesh!:o

DylerPlummer - 9-27-2004 at 10:56 AM

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Originally posted by MichelleRene
B----big
E---entrail
E---entrance
F---f**k

I can't believe I wrote that...eeesh!:o

I can..

bananaboat - 9-27-2004 at 02:07 PM

Yea...penis right?

DylerPlummer - 9-27-2004 at 02:24 PM

No it's not penis.. At least i hope not.. My 14 year old and her friend have a language of their own and one of the words they use a lot is beef.. I mean what the.. :o

JunoRedneck - 9-27-2004 at 04:48 PM

I always thought it was an innuendo for penis too. That's why everyone made fun of that slogan "Where's the beef?" But maybe I just have a dirty mind. Well, I do have a dirty mind. Anywho, I make up words too. Like critch which means cool, but everyone thinks I'm trying to write crotch. Then I laugh at them for being uncritch. I also started using the word rhubarb in place of rocking or awesome. Like "Ya, that band was pretty rhubarb. But the drummer was uber critch." Man, that was one critch sentence. You can also replace bad words with chooch. You can ask Evil about that one...

[Edited on 28-9-2004 by JunoRedneck]

TurtleEnterprises - 9-28-2004 at 03:22 PM

Its like when you got a problem with someone? Like is there any beef between you guys? or whats your beef with him/her? Thats what i most commonly would use it as. OR hamgaburgers! Now im making myself hungry~ !

MichelleRene - 9-29-2004 at 04:41 AM

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Originally posted by DylerPlummer
No it's not penis.. At least i hope not.. My 14 year old and her friend have a language of their own and one of the words they use a lot is beef.. I mean what the.. :o

Dyler face it...they're talking about weenis.... :lol:

poobs - 9-29-2004 at 06:57 AM

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Originally posted by MichelleRene
Dyler face it...they're talking about weenis.... :lol:

They ARE 14, after all..Need I mention a certain poster's virginity was lost at the age of 14? :wow::duh: :lol:

DylerPlummer - 9-29-2004 at 08:30 AM

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Originally posted by poobs

Quote:

Originally posted by MichelleRene
Dyler face it...they're talking about weenis.... :lol:

They ARE 14, after all..Need I mention a certain poster's virginity was lost at the age of 14? :wow::duh: :lol:

No no no no no no no NO.. Not my Angel.. I think she's talking about.. Erm.. Cow meat :yes:

poobs - 9-29-2004 at 08:32 AM

A cow's meat???? :o:o:o:o

DylerPlummer - 9-29-2004 at 08:34 AM

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Originally posted by poobs
A cow's meat???? :o:o:o:o

You know what i mean Poobs... Meat from a cow..

MichelleRene - 9-29-2004 at 08:35 AM

:wow:

WEENIS sucks! I think I'll turn lesbo and all my problems will be solved! WEENIS only causes problems............ :yes:

poobs - 9-29-2004 at 08:40 AM

Mo WEENIS mo problems.. :rolleyes:

Sheeittt..:D

MichelleRene - 9-29-2004 at 08:43 AM

:wow::o I think I'm going to skip sex all together......don't need it, don't care. "SEX IS BORING HIPPY SHIT!" ( John Lydon from "Sid & Nancy"

poobs - 9-29-2004 at 08:45 AM

But..I..I just..don't understand..No sex? But..it's just so..fun!!

MichelleRene - 9-29-2004 at 08:53 AM

:duh: boring, boring boring................. :lol:

:duh:

poobs - 9-29-2004 at 08:59 AM

Only with the wrong partner..

TurtleEnterprises - 9-29-2004 at 06:19 PM

i havent had chorizo in a long time, seriously ... i feel like having some ! for a while thats all i was eating, chorizo is addicting!

poobs - 9-29-2004 at 06:24 PM

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Originally posted by TurtleEnterprises
chorizo is addicting!

I hear they have support groups for that kind of thing.. :yes:

7cut - 9-30-2004 at 01:52 AM

yeah, let´s talk on my favourite topic: FOOOOD !!
i like my steaks medium ...mmmmh.

MichelleRene - 9-30-2004 at 06:41 AM

:ticking::ticking::duh::duh: I hate red meat. We're talking about Penis! :lol:

poobs - 10-1-2004 at 02:45 PM

PENIS!!!

envelope - 10-2-2004 at 01:14 PM

I have not been on this site for a while... I am glad to see the new topics. Sometimes I forget that you could say whatever it is that your heart desires. At first I was shocked at the word "PENIS" inlarged on the site. Oh wait, it is the internet not the radio or TV or whatever. I love red meat. Pork is concidered red meat even though there is that commercial that says PORK the other white meat. I have never had beef or PENIS I should say.

poobs - 10-2-2004 at 06:03 PM

PENIS!!! :duh:

7cut - 10-4-2004 at 12:14 AM

VORHAUT !!!!!

the foreskin of a tiger´s one-eyed trouser snake..

bananaboat - 10-4-2004 at 10:28 AM

EW! Poor thing.

But yea, I'm sure your kid and her friend are talking about penis. Like fo sheazy. Like yea...

MichelleRene - 10-4-2004 at 12:25 PM

:o:wow: ..ahhh man, that's just so wrong.....although, there are a few men out there that would probably deserve such a fate.:o

poobs - 10-4-2004 at 12:30 PM

I can name about 100 off the top of my head.. :yes:

JunoRedneck - 10-4-2004 at 12:31 PM

gonna vom

MichelleRene - 10-4-2004 at 12:38 PM

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Originally posted by poobs
I can name about 100 off the top of my head.. :yes:

me too....ok, who's first?

:lol:

poobs - 10-4-2004 at 12:40 PM

COACH IVO!!! :D

MichelleRene - 10-4-2004 at 12:57 PM

:lol:

and how about ...wait a minute, I can't say that.:duh:

poobs - 10-4-2004 at 01:12 PM

Oh yes you can..

FlowerDancerL - 10-4-2004 at 10:06 PM

7cut - that's gross! Is it really a tiger's foreskin? Poor cat!
Here Kitty , kitty, kitty.

7cut - 10-4-2004 at 11:56 PM

yes, it is. that reminds me of that Monty Python song...."inflammation of the foreskin reminds me of your smile,..." haha. right, the "medical love song":

Inflammation of the foreskin
reminds me of your smile
I've had ballanital chancroids
for quite a little while
I gave my heart to NSU
that lovely night in June
I ache for you my darling
and I hope you get well soon.

My penile warts, your herpes
my syphilitic sores
Your moenelial infection
how I miss you more and more
You dobie's itch, my scrumpox
our lovely gonorrhea
At least we both were lying
when we said that we were clear

Our syphilitic kisses
sealed the secret of our tryst
You gave me scrotal pustules
with a quick flickof your wrist
Your trichovaginitis
sent shivers down my spine
I got snail tracks in my anus
when your spirochetes met mine.

Gonococcal urethritis, streptococcal ballinitis,
Meningo myelitis, diplococcal cephalitis,
Epididimitis, interstitial keratitis,
Syphalitic choroiditis, and anterior u-ve-i-tis.

My clapped out genetalia
is not so bad for me
As the complete and utter failure
every time I try to pee.
My doctor says my buboes
are the worst he's ever seen
My scrotum's painted orange
and my balls are turning green.

My heart is very tender
though my parts are awful raw
You might have been infected
but you never were a bore
I'm dying of your love my love
I'm your spirochaetal clown
I've left my body to science
but I'm afraid they've turned it down.

Gonococcal urethritis, streptococcal ballinitis,
Meningo myelitis, diplococcal cephalitis,
Epididimitis, interstitial keratitis,
Syphalitic choroiditis, and anterior u-ve-i-tis.