FUUUUUUUUCK YOU!!!!

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M GOING TO KILL BRODY'S COACH! Wait..Scratch that..His EX-coach! So this dildo's wife tells me last Friday that Brody shouldn't bother showing up for his game on Saturday cuz he didn't go to practice that week.."These are the rules"..REally? Where is it stated anywhere that these are the rules, bitch? Not in any of the papers that you gave out!! Besides, telling a kid not to bother coming to support his fucking team?? So, fine..Women are bitches..I'll talk to the coach..HE'S A MOTHER FUCKING BITCH TOO!! He kept interrupting me, speaking over me, not taking in ANY of the shit I was bringint up..Basically told me, "If you don't like my rules, switch teams lady" and hung up on me!! NO ONE HANGS UP ON POOBS!! Emails have been sent to the President and Registrar of the league requesting to switch teams and telling them what a complete asshole and how utterly disrespectful he was to me..Grrrr..I want to hit something..Dyler! Get over here!!

Oh man that sucks. Those are fucked up rules, he's only a kid. And since when does there need to be such strict rules? It's about having fun. I had a total asshole for a coach on my softball team in like 4th grade. He took me out of the game because I called his daughter a bitch after she went up to me and kicked me in the shin, and she didn't even get in trouble. He was really mean to the kids and so was wife. But then his wife showed up drunk to one of the games and laughed when another girl on the other team got hurt and they kicked her out. It was hectic. I've come to learn that a lot of coaches are just on a power trip. I'm glad you are raising hell

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Originally posted by poobs I want to hit something..Dyler! Get over here!!

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Hey!!! What did i do.. The only coach i know is the the big red and silver one that belongs to one of the neighbours that parks over my drive every so often so i can't park my van outside my own house.. Hmmmmmmmmmm come to think of it yeah... All coaches are bastards

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Originally posted by DylerPlummer Hey!!! What did i do.. The only coach i know is the the big red and silver one that belongs to one of the neighbours that parks over my drive every so often so i can't park my van outside my own house.. Hmmmmmmmmmm come to think of it yeah... All coaches are bastards

That's it Dyler!! Get angry with me!! Can you feel the rage of the .netters, you bastard coaches of the world?? Hear us roar!!

*meow*:duh:

Did I also fail to mention that Brody is the worst kid on the team? I'm not saying this to be mean..He's had some shitty coaches and he's a little awkward..But he loves to play, which is the whole point! The rest of the team have carried over from the past few seasons, so they all know each other and are pretty advanced..Funny how we're getting so completely shit on after I've made the observations that this coach and the team seem very competitive.. THEY'RE 8,9, AND 10 YEAR OLDS!! THEY SHOULD BE HAVING FUN!!! Oohhh..I'm still all fired up!!

Michelle - I will..:duh:

poor Brody......tell him to hang in there. I feel my hormones raging and I want to kill someone! Anyone! I just want to kick someone in their face until they cry.....

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Originally posted by MichelleRene poor Brody......tell him to hang in there. I feel my hormones raging and I want to kill someone! Anyone! I just want to kick someone in their face until they cry.....

Will you drink their precious tears after? :o:o

Brody doesn't know most of what happened..He knows he's switching teams though and he's stoked..

:wow: Remind me to never piss you off.. I don't think my precious bum could handle a jack-o-lantern..:o

[Edited on 9-29-2004 by poobs]

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Originally posted by poobs :wow: Remind me to never piss you off.. I don't think my precious bum could handle a jack-o-lantern..:o [Edited on 9-29-2004 by poobs]

Oh mine.. Erm.. Couldn't either

We'll see about that..:duh:

:o DYLER!

:duh: He knows he wants it..:P

jack-o-lantern bum! Do you want me to light it as well?:duh:

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Originally posted by poobs :duh: He knows he wants it..:P

You know i don't..

Awww..Come on, Dyler..Don't knock it till you try it, babe..

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All coaches are bastards

OOOOOH MYYYY GAAAAAWDD!!!

Did you guys see MAD TV Saturday night? The best sketch that stole the whole night was "Coach Hines". I took a video capture of it to show, but I'll have to wait to show it. You guys are gonna love it. It goes soooo perfect with this thread. I haven't laughed that hard in a long time. This character will definitely be a hit. I hope MAD TV realizes it.
Played by this guy:


Man, I love when this forum relates to other things in life. It's like the center of the universe for me. :D


[Edited on 29-9-2004 by Neuwave]

I've seen Coach Hines, Neu!! He's awesome..Brody's ex coach is worse..

your boss passes you over for a promotion that he promised you. you´re angry and decide to quit on the spot. he begs you to stay until you´ve wrapped up an important project. he says you´re the only one in the company who can finish it. you tell him:

a) no way-you´ve bastarded me long enough!
b) tough pussy ! i´m leaving now ..
c) fuck you

(taken from the "final f*cking exam" of Sterling Johnson´s guide to effective swearing) .

I know what you mean. I generally don't freak out and curse at people that piss me off, but, there have beeen times. Especially when you've already paid something, have the receipt and they still try to get you to pay more. Always keep reciepts people!

i always have to hold myself back from affronting some office members ....including my boss. when i was at Virgin, i made the fatal mistake to step up to my boss (the head of promotion) and go like "what the fuck are you all about, Jeff ?" Yeah, Jeff Van Geldern ..i wonder what happened to him ...
he used to be like "so mick (jagger) and i went for a bottle of champagne..." etc.

i´ve been there yesterday .....

HE'S QUITTING COACHING THE TEAM!!! I'll fill y'all in on the details later..:duh: