Sauerkraut ? Beer ?
i´m curious........pump it out of your system. now.
me and noisemonster are statementing whether it´s true or not.
Jette - 11-11-2004 at 05:52 AM
you killed our peopl :ticking:
just kidding, i dont really care. cant really have prejudices against you, since youre practically the same.
except for the bratwurst ofcourseMichelleRene - 11-11-2004 at 06:59 AM
:wow::wow::wow::wow::wow::wow::wow::wow:
my husband is half German and half Italian.....so my last name is now of German heritage. I'd love to visit Germany one day. I heard the castles
are beautiful.poobs - 11-11-2004 at 07:25 AM
I'm not prejudice against you Krauts..You're all Nazi's and are cruel, right? Do nothing but guzzle beer and eat sausages? :duh:
Do I even need to explain that I'm kidding? My 2 favorite teachers of all time were German and one was the reason I took the language in high
school..I'll be there in 2 years for World Cup..:D
[Edited on 11-11-2004 by poobs]Seb - 11-11-2004 at 10:32 AM
Half of my family is German, actually, its primarely German(dads side) and Polish(moms side)EvilMotivator - 11-11-2004 at 12:22 PM
I'm a bit German. My dad is all into the language and whatnot.Evangeline - 11-11-2004 at 12:24 PM
I had a German Art teacher... he was weird. My aunt lived in Germany for the majority of my life, though, she speaks German and still translates for
a German magazine at home. And she's by far my favorite aunt.
It's funny you should ask! I've got a ton of them.
batcave_baby - 11-11-2004 at 01:38 PM
After I returned from a trip to Germany nearly three years ago, I posted the following "retrospecitive" on a message board. When I saw this
thread, I just had to go look for it, and here it is, in all it's glory.
(I'm not even going to bother with a disclaimer, as there are way too many things in these contents to bother disclaiming).
Please plant tongue firmly in cheeck before proceeding:
I just returned from Germany, where I attended
the Herbstnachte III festival featuring Cinema
Strange. Hmm, 6000 miles just to see those bitches? Yes.
So, instead of reporting on useful information that
Cinema Strange fans would really be interested in
hearing, I'm just going to list some random revelations
and observations of mine (being sure to put to good
use my talent for generalizing, stereotyping, and
overzealous use of defensive measures). Here you go:
1. Germans eat a lot of bread.
2. Germans eat a lot of bread and cheese.
3. Germans eat a lot of bread and cheese and cold- cuts.
4. Germans eat a lot of bread cheese and cold-cuts and DONT GET FAT
4. Apparently, Germans are more canine-friendly than Americans.
5. I like showers that stay warm longer than 12 seconds.
6. Club-goers at Pagan Lovesongs in Bochum do some odd sort of
line-dancing thing to certain songs.
7. Germans manage to have much better mohawks, even though Aqua-net is
superior to their hairspray (Taft?)
8. People in Germany speak German.
9. Germany is not in South America.
10. Germans don't think it's funny if you dance around with large sausages dangling out of your lederhosen.
11. If you don't like carbonated mineral water, plan
on dying from dehydration.
12. Germans actually go to see bands play live, instead of just going to lame clubs to hear the same playlist spun repeatedly.
13. I am short.
14. If you walk down steep stairs holding two full drinks when you already have 4 or 5 drinks in your stomach, by the time you get to the
bottom, there's nothing left in the glasses. I still
haven’t uncovered the secret behind this mystery.
15. If someone accidentally bumps into you, trips you
or knocks you down, don't expect an apology.
16. If you accidentally do this to someone else, if you
apologize or say excuse me they will think you want to get
in their pants.
17. Homemade license plates are perfectly acceptable.
18. The average German citizen speaks 7 languages fluently, while the average American speaks .8
20. Don't leave 7 hours early for your flight if it takes you 8 hours to get to the airport.
Well the various sleeping pills and tranquilizers
haven’t fully set in yet, so I might as well continue to
humor myself:
21. The bartenders pour the drinks like no one's looking over their shoulders. Ahh, yah!
22. Delores can drive a big van like nobody's
business.
23. I get so easily annoyed that I annoy myself.
24. If you push together two hotel beds to do it, you
fall through the crack. And it's funny.
25. It's legal to drink while you drive, but if you get coffee
at a cafe you have to finish it there before you
leave. Makes sense.
26. If the passenger seated next to you on an airplane falls asleep while the in-flight meal is served, tell the attendant you'll hold his for
him, and then hurry to eat it before he wakes up.
27. Germany has much better graffiti than we do.
28. You can park blocking the way of traffic, and still nobody will
honk at you.
29. Its nice when old German men wink at you.
30. If you're going to a festival held at a castle in
the middle of nowhere, get directions.
31. That cobble-stoney road on the way feels kinda good. If you know
what I mean.
32. Would you like a beer, or would you like to just drink out of the toilet?
33. I don't take kindly to people telling me what to
do.
34. If you wear stilettos to a castle festival in the
rain, it doesn’t make you any taller because you're
pretty much sunk in mud up to the ankles.
35. The huge "windmills" you see throughout the German
countryside are actually what makes the earth rotate.
36. In Germany you only have to be 3 years old to smoke,
5 1/2 to drink and the only requirement for pot is
the ability to make a rolling motion with your
fingers.
37. A German language textbook published in 1957 is not
exactly current.
38. The 8 foot wall on the side of the autobahn is not necessarily the Berlin wall.
39. We stole "kindergarten" from them! No wonder it
doesn't make sense!
40. I hate myself.
41. I don't care.
42. So what I'm saying, doctor, is that everything is
long and thin - like Kareem Abdul Jabaar.TurtleEnterprises - 11-11-2004 at 01:54 PM
Once again you have succeded in making me laugh:duh: <3yew bcbabyEvangeline - 11-11-2004 at 02:51 PM
Hhaha! What a wonderful list. How long ago was this?bananaboat - 11-11-2004 at 03:09 PM
batcave_baby - 11-11-2004 at 05:45 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by Evangeline
Hhaha! What a wonderful list. How long ago was this?
Aye, I guess it's been over three years! Keep in mind though that this was just a my narrow-minded impression, observations, and tips to future
travelers. And most of it alludes to inside jokes that probably were not even that funny to begin with!poobs - 11-11-2004 at 06:50 PM
I feel as if I'm fully prepared for Germany now, Batcave..Thanks!! EvilMotivator - 11-11-2004 at 07:53 PM
That's a super list.seacaptain - 11-11-2004 at 08:15 PM
Excuse me, sir, do you happen to know a little German?
Yes, he's sitting right over there.minimandy14 - 11-11-2004 at 09:07 PM
wow thats an insane list. . . . . . . . . i used to live in germany. . . . . i can count to eleven and i have a little german somewhere inside but its
mostly italian and canadianTurtleEnterprises - 11-11-2004 at 10:09 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by seacaptain
Excuse me, sir, do you happen to know a little German?
Yes, he's sitting right over there.
I seem to be easily ammused today.poobs - 11-11-2004 at 10:21 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by minimandy14
i have a little german somewhere inside
Did he get lost? :o:o:opoobs - 11-11-2004 at 10:25 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by seacaptain
Excuse me, sir, do you happen to know a little German?
Yes, he's sitting right over there.
Skeet Surfin'
Skeet Surfin'
If everybody had a 12-gauge
And a surfboard too
You'd see 'em shootin' and surfin'
From here to Malibu
Because it's totally bitchin'
Ridin' wave to blast the pigeons
And it's so neat shootin' skeets
While you're riding out the heavies all day
First wave, don't get tired
Second wave, aim higher
Third wave, pull and fire
Skeet Surfin', it's alright
We're waxin' down our surfboards
And loadin' up our traps
Tell the teachers we're shootin'
We're never coming back
I've got a gun rack in my Chevy
For when the surf and the flak get heavy
And we'll have fun with our guns
'Till our lifeguard takes our ammo away
First wave, don't get tired
Second wave, aim higher
Third wave, pull and fire
Skeet Surfin', it's alright
First wave, get the knack
Second wave, pull the trap
Third wave, how's that?
Skeet Surfin', it's alright
Sharing sunsets with my favorite girl
When we shoot the curl, we really shoot the curl
First wave, don't get tired
Second wave, aim higher
Third wave, pull and fire
Skeet Surfin', it's alright
First wave, get the knack
Second wave, pull that trap
Third wave, how's that?
I wish they all could be double-barrelled
Wish they all could be double-barrelled guns
Skeet Surfin' can't you see?
Do you wanna come along with me?
Skeet surfin' can't you see?
Do you wanna come along with me?
Skeet Surfin' it's alright
Little girl we'll have fun tonight
Skeet surfin' can't you see?
Do you wanna come with me?
Grab your board, run to the beach
Skeet surfin' it's a lot of funseacaptain - 11-11-2004 at 10:36 PM
In women's tennis, I always root against the heterosexualEvilMotivator - 11-11-2004 at 11:43 PM
Good to know.7cut - 11-12-2004 at 12:50 AM
wow, that´s a list indeed....let´s see. noisemonster!!! i need assistance ...yes, our castles are beautiful though we don´t have as many and as nice
ones as the Southern Tyrolese people. Castle Neuschwanstein is worth a trip, but even more looky looky is the castle Linderhof -both castles built by
Ludwig.
In general one can say that there are massive differences of Northern Germans and Soutern Germans. The wealth status, the dialect, and most of all the
view on certain things and their way of behaving. Often people say that e.g. people in Hamburg arent´s as friendly as people in Bavaria but i am not
sure whether one should generalize it. ......anyways. it´s the "Wessi" (West German) and "Ossi" (Eastern German) prejudices some
people still have.
Bratwurst ..mmmh, i think the Nürnberger people make the best ones even though i´m not into them that much. i go for the Augsburg-based Bosna sausage
or a good old decent Curry Wurst at times. (will this end in a penis / chorizo topic again after that statement ????).
World Cup 06 ...aaah, i´m scared of that. that many people here. but i don´t think i´ll live in Germany still by then. i think on moving to another
country next autumn. and just coming over to visit my family as often as i can.
hey batcave, you didn´t only adapt "Kindergarten" from the German lingo but also "Rucksack" ....tsk. word heist. what kills me on
America is that various places have the names of European cities. Vienna etc. why ? an attempt for cultivation ???
we eat a lot of bread ...mmmmh, i´ve been told this before by Italians. might be true. we like to have a bread or semmel with marmelade for breakfast,
we sometimes eat bread along to lunch and sometimes in the evening also. i don´t .....seldom. and if i do then in the evening for dinner. to Germans a
bread with cheese and sausage on is like a subway sandwich to an American i suppose ...
the average German speaks like 7 languages ? no no no. most Germans are capable of English ("zee man lives in zee house" :lol but not too many know more than like 2 languages. maybe 3. if you go to high school
here you have to take Latin or French so you´re capable of that one as well...
i´d say that Germans are pretty much into the concept of politics, stock market, ikea, h&m and above all - in love with safety, cleaniness. they
like things to be settled and organized as well as original. well, that´s all there is to say now.
seacaptain - 11-12-2004 at 05:04 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by EvilMotivator
Good to know.
It's a movie* reference... Poobs picked up on it.
*Top Secretpoobs - 11-12-2004 at 06:42 AM
Card tricks, novelties, souvenierrrrrs..:D
[Edited on 11-12-2004 by poobs]Seb - 11-12-2004 at 09:04 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by 7cut
i´d say that Germans are pretty much into the concept of politics
Yes, I agree. I dont know why people say Germany was just an authoritarian country(Hitler, Kaiser, etc..). At the beginning of the 20th century they
had the biggest social democrat party and at the end they had the worlds most poweful green party.DylerPlummer - 11-12-2004 at 09:12 AM
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwnnnnnnnnnnnnnn..
[Edited on 12-11-2004 by DylerPlummer]Jette - 11-12-2004 at 10:57 AM
i agree.
mainly becaue i know fuck all of politics..DylerPlummer - 11-12-2004 at 11:02 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by Jette
i agree.
mainly becaue i know fuck all of politics..
Nothing to do with politics all Sebs posts are tiresome and bore me Jette - 11-12-2004 at 11:58 AM
hahaha! thats a bit harshpoobs - 11-12-2004 at 02:30 PM
I think Dyler's on the rag..batcave_baby - 11-12-2004 at 03:00 PM
I think Dyler's a hag!poobs - 11-12-2004 at 03:01 PM
And a nag..DylerPlummer - 11-12-2004 at 04:49 PM
Nag..
Hag..
Fag.. :PJunoRedneck - 11-12-2004 at 04:53 PM
:wow:poobs - 11-12-2004 at 04:58 PM
Well I wasn't going to make that connection, but now that you mention it..You DO look like a cigarette..:duh:
[Edited on 11-13-2004 by poobs]minimandy14 - 11-12-2004 at 07:24 PM
Cigarette?poobs - 11-12-2004 at 07:46 PM
The English call cigarettes fags..Haven't you ever heard that?TurtleEnterprises - 11-13-2004 at 08:53 AM
bare with the youngin.........:duh:poobs - 11-13-2004 at 09:52 AM
Didn't someone have to explain arse, too? You should watch more English films.. Jette - 11-13-2004 at 03:05 PM
hahaha, i dont think dyler meant that meaning of the word either7cut - 11-15-2004 at 06:48 AM
i found this on the internet.
Germans drink beer at the Oktoberfest, in lederhosen and a silly hat. Proper Germans are blond and have blue eyes. They live on sausages with
sauerkraut. And their music does not go beyond Beethoven and Bach. Clichees abound. Always good for a laugh when you try to find an answer for what is
typically German. But what is typical, when you are talking about a country with a population of more than 80 million?
Is it typical, that Germans have a hard time being positive about themselves? You can’t think of anything either? How about hospitality, generosity
and a readiness to help. Punctuality perhaps and zeal. Whatever, in the past ten years, German society has changed. Influenced by many people of
different nationalities who have come and now call Germany home. And as a result, many of the old clichees just don’t work anymore.
Yet the tale of the "nasty German", who has such a problem with his image in the world, was one Boris Becker and Claudia Schiffer could not
get around either. But if you come to Germany with an open mind, you’re in for a surprise. You will find Germans with dreadlocks. And Germans who eat
kebabs. Germans who like to laugh and live it up. In many places the mentality of ordinary Germans is closer to those in neighbouring countries, than
it is to Germans in other (Bundes)Länder. Modern Germany is far too diverse and complex to fit into a simple clichee. There is something new to
discover that is "typical" everyday. And that is probably "typically German" as well.
Noisemonster - 11-15-2004 at 09:06 AM
here's my statement about my home country germany. (in no particular order; just 'brainstorming'. haha, prejudices about ourselves..
language: we have a kind of complex, complicated language, although for (most of!) us, it's easy to speak. many have difficulties with foreign
languages, this results in that special funny accent of germans speaking english (you all know). but as 7cut said, there's a quite good foreign
language education in school.
germany has a whole lot of dialects, not all of them are easy to understand. and: we use more and more anglicisms, even ones that do not have the
original meaning (did you know that the englishgerman word 'handy' means 'mobile phone'?)
food: yesssssssss, we are eating bread, bread, bread. (well, not me really, but the 'normal' germans do). and it's not only that white,
soft bread, but often wholemeal bread and breadrolls. but the fast-food scene is slowly taking over the eating preferences of the young. and: i guess
we eat way more döner-kebab than the turkish people. i think döner is even more popular now than hamburgers or schnitzel.
haha, the one of you who said beer is absolutely right! there are some alcoholics here, but in my experience the russians and polish are the real
alkies.
the east/west-conflict: even if we wish it wasn't so, there's still a gap between ossis' and wessis' thoughts. i think this also
results from higher unemployment rates in the east. there are way more people electing neonazi parties in the east (not so long ago, it was more than
10% in sachsen? or was it brandenburg?) of course, you cannot generalize that. we're slowly mixing up. there's a lot of narrow-minded people
in the western part, too.
music/scene: unlike other european countries like sweden, we have v e r y few bands that are known outside germany (, and switzerland, austria, and
maybe the netherlands). don't know the reason for that. (there are many good bands, but all not well-known, or if, then only here.) many of the
'alternative' people listen to emo/hardcore, or university students might listen to hamburger-schule-bands. i'm an absolute exotic with
my taste of mainly, let's call it electropunk.
bureaucracy: this is extreeeeemely annoying here. you have to fill out myriads of forms, and no one really understands officers' or lawyers'
german.
and (bai ze veh):
q (by a german): can i become a beefsteak?
a: oh, i hope you won't, sir!
(haha)
.......now i bored you, eh?
:D i'm off to the phoenix show in frankfurt. laters!Jette - 11-15-2004 at 12:15 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by Noisemonster
i guess we eat way more döner-kebab than the turkish people. i think döner is even more popular now than hamburgers or schnitzel.
well ofcourse its more popular! döner is the best food there is :D7cut - 11-16-2004 at 05:32 AM
Hey Noisemo, do the Americans have "Semmeln" ? i tried explaining a friend of mine what it is but failed horribly...
Noisemonster - 11-16-2004 at 12:39 PM
i never asked an american about brötchen. aren't they called breadrolls?
hey 7 - do you call a normal brötchen a wasserbrötchen? when i moved to southern hesse, i didn't know what this was, the bakery staff girl looked
at me like i was retarded or something..
7cut - 11-17-2004 at 05:27 AM
whaaat ? never heard that term before ...but i know that Berlin-people call a "belegtes Brot" a "Stulle" ... a normal "semmel" is a "Sternsemmel". or just "semmel".
MichelleRene - 11-17-2004 at 06:28 AM
Oh my Gosh Turtle! I love your avatar! Yeee-hawww!