KITTIE!!!

.;/// <--- That was done by the kittie..She just kinda walked into the house the other night when I was getting home..She's so damn cute..Brody loves her, but I don't let him hang out with her too much..She's all mine!!

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Originally posted by poobs Anyone want to help me name her? :duh:

How about "Shitty Kitty" :D

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Originally posted by poobs Awww..She's licking her butt right now..:saint:

I can do that
Erm do i need to add my own not the cats..:P

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Originally posted by DylerPlummer Quote: Originally posted by poobs Anyone want to help me name her? :duh: How about "Shitty Kitty" :D

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Originally posted by seacaptain Ima Kitten

Brody pissed himself when I made this suggestion..Then he went into the whole spiel right before Here Come The Bombs but was saying.."And Ima Kittie..Ima Kittieeeee.."..

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Originally posted by DylerPlummer Quote: Originally posted by poobs Awww..She's licking her butt right now..:saint: I can do that Erm do i need to add my own not the cats..:P

Video please..:duh:

We have a a kitty, named titty...when shes lost my sister goes outside and screams wheres my Titty......the neighbors just stare.
We also have another cat who has a streak of blonde hair and her names Ellen like Ellen Degeneres. You gotta pick her a super name....

She scratched my neck when I was getting her off of my computer..Shitty Kitty is sounding better and better to me.. :D

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Originally posted by poobs Quote: Originally posted by seacaptain Ima Kitten Brody pissed himself when I made this suggestion..Then he went into the whole spiel right before Here Come The Bombs but was saying.."And Ima Kittie..Ima Kittieeeee.."..

Ok..I'm slowly talking myself out of keeping this kittie..I've decided that we are a foster home for the little darling..We'll give it lots of love and attention until we can find someone to take it so that THEY can deal with the vet bills..

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Originally posted by poobs Quote: Originally posted by seacaptain Ima Kitten Brody pissed himself when I made this suggestion..Then he went into the whole spiel right before Here Come The Bombs but was saying.."And Ima Kittie..Ima Kittieeeee.."..

Aw, haha that's so cute.

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Originally posted by TurtleEnterprises We have a a kitty, named titty...when shes lost my sister goes outside and screams wheres my Titty......the neighbors just stare.

Kittie's gone..She just used us and threw us away like garbage.. Oh well..At least she knows she always has a warm and loving place to crash..

We let her out yesterday evening so she could frolic in the falling leaves, and she just didn't come back..Hopefully she's found a new sucker to mooch off of for a few days.. No..Really though..Brody and I are kinda sad..

Yeah..She just kinda walked in when I got home a few nights ago..She was starving and was so sweet..We kept letting her out and she would always come back in..Not this time, though..I'm bummed we didn't get the chance to put up signs to find her an owner..Or to even find her a good permanent home..It's just so cold out..Awww..I hope she's ok..

there are so many straying cats coming over for food to my parents. name her Disco!

Are you serious?

No..She hasn't come back..I didn't realize how much I'd miss her..

ask santa for a new kittie for christmas

Nah..We're not allowed to have cats here anyways..I just wanted to find her either her original home or a really good home..Now I don't know if she's found someone else or if she's wandering the cold streets..

how assholic is that ...my parents gave away two of the six kittens without letting me know, Bad and Mad. well, they are treated nicely there but still ..dammit, i want to know such stuff and they always told me we´d keep them all

-note. not one of ours.

The bitch is back!!! Awwwww..My little kittie!!! She just ran up to us as we were getting out of the car!! She's starving!! She's still so cute though! :D

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Originally posted by TurtleEnterprises We have a a kitty, named titty...when shes lost my sister goes outside and screams wheres my Titty......the neighbors just stare. We also have another cat who has a streak of blonde hair and her names Ellen like Ellen Degeneres. You gotta pick her a super name....

My boyfriend had a dog named "Nipples". It was hilarious when he called the dog.

"Comere' Titty" "Oh Nipples, comrer' boy, comere' Nipples"

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Originally posted by poobs Are you serious? No..She hasn't come back..I didn't realize how much I'd miss her..

One of the reasons I don't add any more critter friends to my home. I f something happens to any of them it will take me forever to get over it.

I know..We had only had the cat for 3 days and I wanted to cry when she didn't come back..I'm glad she's here now, but we still can't keep her..

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Originally posted by poobs The bitch is back!!! Awwwww..My little kittie!!! She just ran up to us as we were getting out of the car!! She's starving!! She's still so cute though! :D

Wow the tramp came back! Your so lucky! Don't fall victim to her cuteness.

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Originally posted by TurtleEnterprises Don't fall victim to her cuteness.

I already have..

shot through the heart and it's too late

:duh: The crappy thing is, I'm fucking allergic to cats! So I pet her and love on her, then I sneeze for hours and my eyes are all itchy..But she's so worth it..:duh:

Aw! That's love right there I tells ya', well at least the beginning
of it

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Originally posted by poobs :duh: The crappy thing is, I'm fucking allergic to cats! So I pet her and love on her, then I sneeze for hours and my eyes are all itchy..But she's so worth it..:duh:

Damn girl that is true love. I don't have allergies but my brothers and sisters do and I see how much they avoid it. And here you are rubbing all over a cat..oi crazy women.

you need a cat "toilet" / "loo"....cats are very clean, they don´t just pee or shite on the floor.
either she´s sick or they just ain´t no other possibilities for her to take a leak at.

Dude..I'm not a novice when it comes to cats..I grew up with about 13 of them..I realize she needs a litter box, but she had been here for one night..I hadn't had time to get her one..I have a feeling it has something to do with my blanket cuz she was out all day, and when she came back in, she went to my room and peed on the blanket AGAIN! Not on the mattress where the blanket was laying on..Or on the floor..Or on any other blanket in the house..

i´m not a dude, dude !

Dude isn't assigned to a particular gender..:P

I call everyone dude..Shit..I'll even call YO MAMA dude!! :D

I say dude all the time too. It's a California thing. Even my family from Oregon makes fun of me for saying it. But they're ignorant and listen to country music. So, I don't value their opinion. But you know what I don't like? Dudette

[Edited on 12/7/2004 by JunoRedneck]

i hate dudette, my cousin (from cali) says it all the freakin time, GAH! AND i hate oregon, when i drove threw there on my way to cali this past summer, it smelt, the whole freakin state just flat out STANK, the moment we crossed the bridge from washington to oregon it began and it just magicaly went away when we got into cali, and the same on the way back up here. AND the freakin speed limit on the INTERSTATE is only like 55 for the WHOLE state! GAH i hate oregon.

awwwww...Poobs I'm allergic to kitties as well! It sucks because I love animals so much. I lived with two different roommates that had kitties and they didn't bother me too bad because I wouldn't let them in my bedroom! No pussy aloud in Micheele's bedroom!

:wow:

She's so good..She was in the kitchen yesterday while I was at work..I left a make-shift litter box for her, but she didn't even go! Brody and I got her a real litter box and as soon as I showed it to her, she went in it! She's so good..:D BUT, the fact that she knows how to use a litter box just shows she's someone's..We better start making those signs..

Well, she's not prego..She's a bit of a spaz, but really gentle..Now if we could just train her to not attack our poor little hamster..

heh, a hamster and a cat. i just realized how weird the word hamster is Ham-ster heh

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Originally posted by MichelleRene No pussy aloud in Micheele's bedroom!

Aww Michelle I guess that means me and Poobs can't come over

We'll just have to stay out of her bedroom..There's always the GUEST bedroom..

i don't have a guest bedroom. . . . . oh well :D

our kittens love to bring leaves or stuff like that in the house and act as if it was a mouse...hehehehe. silly.

oh i have to cats but there inside cats, they can't do stuff like that


thats the cat (simba) looking at the new puppy :D ^^^^^^

i have seen this picture before ...

look at thaaaat ..

Fuck..This cat is killing me..She's so cute..Right now, she's attacking the shit out of her tail..

Here she is fighting with the big bad duck stuffed animal..Damn web cam doesn't do the little angel justice..

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[Edited on 12-10-2004 by poobs]

The kittie is chasing my curser all over the screen..Now she's attacking the words that I'm writing..And she just farted!!

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Originally posted by JunoRedneck After a while I started reading those as fart fish and fart bird, instead of the other way around...

ME TOO!!!!

So far i only noticed that dogs do fart.

My sisters dog does some smelly farts. It's disgusting she does it with no shame either.

Why should there be shame in farting?

Man..When I was pregnant, I could literally shake the fucking room with the gas I had..Coming from both ends! It was..Magical..:duh:

:wow:

sweet

yes i am sure it was . . . . magical. . . .

"poobs" is what Germans call a small fart ....so that seems where you got your nickname from. know what´s weird ? cunt farts whilst being in the middle of physical action. eeeeeeek.

It's called a queef, though I don't know if that's the spelling..That's a nice description, 7..Real classy there..

And, no..That's not where I got my name from..Nice try though.. Gee..7 beers is what it took for your dad to find your mom attractive enough to concieve you..Or was it 7 beers that took your man to find YOU attractive enough to get it on with? Seems that's where you got YOUR name from, eh? :o

[Edited on 12-15-2004 by poobs]

you mustn´t be snappy ...we all pass gas. everywhere and everytime. all over the world. every quarter of a second a fart is released.






[Edited on 16-12-2004 by 7cut]

fine snap ? but i´m no offended the least by that 7 beer stuff ??!!!

if so then "haha"

oh god...how silly:

let´s combine: That cat in the front just farted so the white one is looking bewildered...

heh, yea thats just like my dog that we got liek a month ago. he was like, i don't even know how to describe it. animals are just loads of entertainment :D

some of our cats were scared of the christmas tree .... and little Tiger run away past week but luckily she came back. gee, we´d been searching everywhere ...i´d been fricking worried something might have happened. and we took all 8 cats to the vet since they had tapeworms they must have gotten from mice.