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haikus

lurker - 12-16-2004 at 12:14 AM

ok all.. we are going to have some hardcore poetry jamming .

i totally forgot how to construct a haiku.
it is 3 5 3? i dont know, you guys figure this out and well see who is the haiku master. for real.

minimandy14 - 12-16-2004 at 12:26 AM

umm i think its 5 7 5

lurker - 12-16-2004 at 12:39 AM

I am a robot
im made of steel, flesh, and sex
cant control me bitch

7cut - 12-16-2004 at 04:44 AM

had to buy
liquor for a co-worker´s bday this morn´
& shops wantsta see my passport (though i´m 22). :lol:



Jette - 12-16-2004 at 08:10 AM

ah, making poems sucks, i hate it

EvilMotivator - 12-16-2004 at 09:52 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by lurker
I am a robot
im made of steel, flesh, and sex
cant control me bitch


Ha ha. That made me laugh so hard. Good job. You should write some more.

lurker - 12-16-2004 at 05:34 PM

im ditching the whole haiku thing
'Cuz i go the bling
im going freestyle now
so go ahead and bow
blah blah blah

poobs - 12-16-2004 at 05:35 PM

I'm a poet..And I don't even know it..:duh:

lurker - 12-16-2004 at 05:38 PM

you really do but you can't haiku...

poobs - 12-16-2004 at 05:39 PM

I know I can't..Should I? No..I shan't? :duh:

lurker - 12-16-2004 at 07:38 PM

Ye shall be cool, granted no mule, but a golden pool!

EvilMotivator - 12-16-2004 at 08:08 PM

good one?

JunoRedneck - 12-16-2004 at 08:26 PM

is golden pool anything like golden showers?

lurker - 12-16-2004 at 09:06 PM

we shall find out
what the fuss is about
fuck it and shout

minimandy14 - 12-16-2004 at 09:26 PM

whats all this haiku writing about
should i try it, no i doubt
maybe i will just sit here and pout?

lurker - 12-16-2004 at 09:57 PM

go ahead and be emo
it always seems to show
hair accross the face, so low...

Jette - 12-17-2004 at 05:56 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by JunoRedneck
is golden pool anything like golden showers?


..i wouldnt want to swim in a golden pool if that were true

7cut - 12-17-2004 at 06:16 AM

ich reime jetzt oh mann,
schaut mal was ich alles kann.