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Brilliant Spam Mail Headlines...

7cut - 2-11-2005 at 01:08 AM

just received one which went like:

Headline: don`t be an asshole Mohammed

Offshore pharm wish you all best in New Year!
We will offer you best prices on any meds you need

Viagra
Cialis
Valium
Xanax
and much more..


Phobiac - 2-11-2005 at 11:58 AM

Quote:

College grunts available to everyone


The spam was actually about college grants[/], but they spelled it wrong.

I opened it, becuase who wouldn't want their very own college grunt.

Phobiac

bananaboat - 2-12-2005 at 09:27 AM

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: OMG LOLZ COLLEGE GRUNTS :lol::lol::lol::lol:

7cut - 2-14-2005 at 01:12 AM

"cheap oem soft shipping worldwide" ?
"geile Hausfrauen besorgen es dir" waaaaah.
"We have ALL the products that our customers have asked for, including new SuperViagra
Soft-tabs that work in just 15 minutes! This is the next-generation of sexual improvement
wonder-drugs, far more effective than viagra - Half a pill will last for 36 hours!"

36 hours? how sick is that .....
"Impress your girl with a huge cumshot!"

why do i get stuff like this sent to my office address? the internship guy´s been at my computer lately...he surely surfs porn sites. :lol:



minimandy14 - 2-14-2005 at 06:44 AM

heh why don't you check the history and see if he has, and then call him out on it. that would be pretty hilarious.

7cut - 2-14-2005 at 08:08 AM

yeah...but somehow i like to know whether my boss thinks it´s ME desperately trying to find the P**** H***** vid online. "gee, that Carina. the old lesbian" :lol::lol: :lol:

i´ll go over to his computer and surf a few gay homepages ...harhar. so he gets his share.

and god said, i´m bored i shall send a few rays of colour through the sky and call it rainbow. people will like it.

[Edited on 14-2-2005 by 7cut]

Noisemonster - 2-14-2005 at 01:17 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by 7cut
"We have ALL the products that our customers have asked for, including new SuperViagra
Soft-tabs that work in just 15 minutes! This is the next-generation of sexual improvement
wonder-drugs, far more effective than viagra - Half a pill will last for 36 hours!"


this is called priapism. this will last for 36 hours. but after that will never work again because of necrosis. :P

minimandy14 - 2-14-2005 at 04:12 PM

how do you know that?

7cut - 2-15-2005 at 02:39 AM

he´s an optometrist.



minimandy14 - 2-15-2005 at 10:12 AM

Oh. . . . . . I see. . . . . . . . .

7cut - 2-16-2005 at 02:49 AM

good one. :lol:



minimandy14 - 2-16-2005 at 06:36 PM

OMG that picture scared me, i saw it and like jumped out of my seat . . . . . . wasn't expecting something like that. . . . . .

7cut - 2-17-2005 at 12:58 AM

it´s Jarvis Cocker´s band apart from Pulp, Relaxed Muscle...they´re good. Check out "Billy Jack" and "Sexualized".