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Yo Mama jainks

corkey16 - 3-11-2005 at 09:01 AM

Does any one any good "Yo Mama" janks or any janks? Like, for instints.. Yo mama so fat that when she jump on a trampoline, she turn it into a whooler hoop. Me and my husband where making up some. Please share if you know any!:D

EvilMotivator - 3-11-2005 at 11:40 AM

Yo mama's lips so big she has to put lipstick on with a paint roller.
Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gas money.

JunoRedneck - 3-11-2005 at 03:49 PM

The first one is kinda random.

EvilMotivator - 3-11-2005 at 06:07 PM

Shhhh.

minimandy14 - 3-11-2005 at 08:29 PM

What happend to you? Did you fall down the Ugly Tree and hit every branch on the way down?

poobs - 3-11-2005 at 09:11 PM

How is that a Mama joke? :o

minimandy14 - 3-11-2005 at 10:08 PM

hey it says Yo mama Janks OR any janks. So NEEIIII!

poobs - 3-11-2005 at 11:06 PM

Ahhh..I see now..Doesn't change the fact that that was a lame joke.. :P

minimandy14 - 3-12-2005 at 11:24 AM

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . YOUR lame. . . . . . . What?! What?!

JunoRedneck - 3-12-2005 at 12:17 PM

Are you PMSing or something? What's with the tude? You've posted bitchy comments in like every thread. So what I'm basically trying to say is, shut it up.

EvilMotivator - 3-12-2005 at 12:24 PM

I'm going to go ahead and agree.

poobs - 3-12-2005 at 02:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by minimandy14
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . YOUR lame. . . . . . .

Nice come-back..Really original..You should write a book..:duh:

EvilMotivator - 3-12-2005 at 02:14 PM

Half of it would just be periods.

corkey16 - 3-12-2005 at 02:56 PM

wow:o

minimandy14 - 3-12-2005 at 08:37 PM

WOW and you guys say that I'M being bitchy. I was just joking, but alright, whatever you say.

JunoRedneck - 3-12-2005 at 11:05 PM

Ya, our comments were kinda bitchy, but you do this a lot. You make bitchy comments and then when people say something back you say you were just joking. At least I'll admit to being bitchy. Now if you're having a bad day, don't randomly take it out on us .netters because we prefer to be a friendly group. We manage to be nice to each other (most of the time) so maybe you should get with the program.

RoboticTerrorSTD - 3-12-2005 at 11:30 PM

:lol:

sucker!
here are some knock knock jokes that weren't TOO bad, maybe you can share em' with Brody Poobies :D
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Adolf!
Adolf who?
Adolf ball hit me in the mouth!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Cargo
Cargo who??
Cargo Beep Beep!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Adore
Adore who?
Adore is between us open it up.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Amsterdam!
Amsterdam who?
Amsterdam tired of all these Knock Knock jokes!

[Edited on 3/13/2005 by RoboticTerrorSTD]

JunoRedneck - 3-12-2005 at 11:42 PM

:lol:

EvilMotivator - 3-13-2005 at 12:02 AM

The adolf one is too good.

poobs - 3-13-2005 at 07:32 AM

How did I know you would come through for me, Robotic? :yes:

MichelleRene - 3-13-2005 at 09:57 AM

:duh: me so tired...I started a new job, been going out and have no energy.

Hi everybody! I like your jokes Robotic. :yes:

DylerPlummer - 3-13-2005 at 10:19 AM

Knock knock
Who's there ?
Donut..
Donut who ?
Donut forsake me oh my darling..

Knock knock..
Knock knock..
Bang bang..
BANG BANG
Opens the letter box and shouts thru "Kendra!! Are you stoned again? Come open this bloody door.."

TurtleEnterprises - 3-13-2005 at 11:35 AM

:wow:.... Dyler!

Wow Congrats on the new Job Michelle.
Hey Robotic that Adolf joke is funny, me likes!

minimandy14 - 3-13-2005 at 03:32 PM

I like the Adore one :D :yes:

poobs - 3-13-2005 at 05:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DylerPlummer
Knock knock..
Knock knock..
Bang bang..
BANG BANG
Opens the letter box and shouts thru "Kendra!! Are you stoned again? Come open this bloody door.."

poobs - 3-13-2005 at 06:35 PM

Wait a second..Are you guys on crack? This isn't the Knock Knock thread!! :o

corkey16 - 3-13-2005 at 06:37 PM

yea, it's yo mama janks! :yes:

corkey16 - 3-13-2005 at 06:38 PM

someone told me this stupid one, i don't get it but....yo mama so big that when she fell in love, she broke it...?!?!

minimandy14 - 3-13-2005 at 07:11 PM

I don't get it either. . . . . . but yea thats pretty great, this ISN"T the knock knock joke thread is it?! :lol:

RoboticTerrorSTD - 3-13-2005 at 10:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by poobs
How did I know you would come through for me, Robotic? :yes:

:D because i wub you

hey and i just realized I posted in the wrong thread.....what a fugly slut

RoboticTerrorSTD - 3-13-2005 at 10:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by minimandy14
I don't get it either. . . . . . but yea thats pretty great, this ISN"T the knock knock joke thread is it?! :lol:

no it isn't.
sorry guys
I guess i'm the one on crack :duh:

[Edited on 3/14/2005 by RoboticTerrorSTD]

poobs - 3-13-2005 at 10:44 PM

It's not fair to be on crack unless you have some for the rest of us!! :duh:

corkey16 - 3-14-2005 at 07:36 AM

Oh...i guess she was so big that she actually fell in love and when she did, she broke it...love that is....because she was fat.... i don't know :rolleyes:

[Edited on 14-3-2005 by corkey16]

[Edited on 14-3-2005 by corkey16]

minimandy14 - 3-14-2005 at 02:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by poobs
It's not fair to be on crack unless you have some for the rest of us!! :duh:

Yea Jeez, Sharing is caring don't ya know?

RoboticTerrorSTD - 3-14-2005 at 06:17 PM

well then my fair friends come on over ONCE again to Casa Robotica's! Whether you're into crack, blow and/or meth you're more than welcome in my home :lol:

.......... j/k

[Edited on 3/15/2005 by RoboticTerrorSTD]

7cut - 3-17-2005 at 05:07 AM

Quote:

Knock knock..
Knock knock..
Bang bang..
BANG BANG
Opens the letter box and shouts thru "Kendra!! Are you stoned again? Come open this bloody door.."

ah, now i see. i first read "BANG GANG" instead of "bang bang" .......:wow: aaah, i fricking start hating my current occupation. wanna get away from here. :no:

corkey16 - 3-17-2005 at 10:54 AM

what do you do 7cut? i can't be worst than mine.

JunoRedneck - 3-17-2005 at 10:56 AM

professional crack whore?

corkey16 - 3-17-2005 at 11:10 AM

oh no.....i work at....American Eagle Outfitters :no:

EvilMotivator - 3-17-2005 at 01:44 PM

I started working at a little coffee shop today. So far, so good. We shall see about tomorrow.

minimandy14 - 3-17-2005 at 07:48 PM

I think I have the worst out of all of you. I bag peoples groceries, very very Ungreatful peoples at that.

TurtleEnterprises - 3-17-2005 at 09:27 PM

AE is awesome.
How cool Evil, you should like it there if you are a people person.
Mini your young im sure its part-time, your gonna wish you had that job when your working full time and paying a mountain of bills.:P:D

EvilMotivator - 3-17-2005 at 09:34 PM

I'm so not a people person. Well, I'm just really shy. I'll get over, though.

7cut - 3-18-2005 at 06:05 AM

i´m on an apprenticeship as
"Kauffrau für audio-visuelle Medien"
which is gonna end this summer...then it´s all "tracking down a job" in a country of 5.4 million unemployeds ...argh :no:

i think i´ll be moving away from here.

IsaacBot - 3-25-2005 at 05:48 PM

*knock knock*
who's there?
it's me.
me who?
shut up, nerd. i'm letting myself in.
oh hey.
how's it going?
pretty good.
cool. so, we gonna do this thing or what?
yeah, of course.
cool. let's go.
i'll drive.

the end.

corkey16 - 3-28-2005 at 09:21 AM

What's up with everyone thinking this is the knock knock joke post?

Jette - 3-28-2005 at 09:47 AM

you cant blame isaac, hes mentally ill

minimandy14 - 3-28-2005 at 04:47 PM

no no you can't blame that one. . . . . but then again maybe we should blame the first person who started posting knock knock jokes for makeing him think it was that thread. . . . . . Dyler. . . . . .

poobs - 3-28-2005 at 06:14 PM

Don't blame Dyler..He's old and senile..and hot..

EvilMotivator - 3-28-2005 at 09:00 PM

Blame Isaac. He's a skank.

DylerPlummer - 3-28-2005 at 10:16 PM

Yeah you can't blame me.. I'm old and senile and brrrrr.. Cold..

poobs - 3-28-2005 at 10:35 PM

Old, senile, and full of cheesy jokes.. :rolleyes:

DylerPlummer - 3-28-2005 at 10:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by poobs
Old, senile, and full of cheesy jokes.. :rolleyes:

Waddya mean cheesy jokes? Did you hear the one about the little old lady who :o :lol:

minimandy14 - 3-29-2005 at 09:10 PM

who what?. . . . . now i wanna know:o

poobs - 3-29-2005 at 09:19 PM

No you don't..Trust me..

minimandy14 - 3-29-2005 at 09:20 PM

eh alright, no loss here.