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Evil - 4-19-2005 at 06:42 PM

Hypothetically speaking, what should one do if she were to find three peacocks in her yard after getting out of the shower?

corkey16 - 4-19-2005 at 07:11 PM

Run out naked and chase them. :lol:

JunoRedneck - 4-19-2005 at 07:12 PM

I have actually chased peacocks before. They are pretty hard to catch.

corkey16 - 4-19-2005 at 07:14 PM

I know. That's why I think I would be funny for Evil to do.

minimandy14 - 4-19-2005 at 08:28 PM

Uh. . . . .are they male peacocks or female?

Evil - 4-19-2005 at 08:30 PM

I don't know. They're gone now.

minimandy14 - 4-19-2005 at 08:35 PM

oh.. . . .well then, my advice wouldn't do any good now.

Evil - 4-19-2005 at 08:35 PM

Yikes. I don't wanna know what it was.

minimandy14 - 4-19-2005 at 08:38 PM

it wasn't to bad, it would have involved some profit if they were male peacocks.

Evil - 4-19-2005 at 08:38 PM

I still don't wanna know.

minimandy14 - 4-19-2005 at 08:40 PM

Thats good becuase I don't want to type it out. . . . . .Its very long and . . . . .. . yea. . . . . there was not plan to be honest. . . .

poobs - 4-19-2005 at 09:15 PM

Awww..You should have tried to do a mating dance for them so you could get close enough to study them and take pictures and stuff!! Ahh well..Maybe next time..

Jette - 4-20-2005 at 12:50 AM

peacocks.. do they taste good? i mena, theyre pretty big birds, but you never see something like peacockfilet on the menu!

7cut - 4-20-2005 at 02:18 AM

my nan has had peacocks
in the 80s ....they were pissing
off the whole village due to their screaming. and some people think roosters are annoying ..tsk. the male peacock is more attractive than the female one. pea - cock .....who came up with that? :wow: ostrich is supposed to be good, but peacocks...

minimandy14 - 4-20-2005 at 07:03 AM

actually I heard the peacocks were quite tastey. not that I've ever tried them, but thats what I hear.

corkey16 - 4-20-2005 at 08:05 AM

Peacocks make the most loudest screams. ewwww.

JunoRedneck - 4-20-2005 at 08:18 AM

ewww, screams are gross.

Evil - 4-20-2005 at 08:20 AM

Nasty.

corkey16 - 4-20-2005 at 08:24 AM

Except for sex screams.:D

poobs - 4-20-2005 at 08:26 AM

:yawn:

corkey16 - 4-20-2005 at 09:06 AM

:wow:

minimandy14 - 4-20-2005 at 06:52 PM

:no:

corkey16 - 4-21-2005 at 05:07 PM

:lol:

JunoRedneck - 4-21-2005 at 06:00 PM

:wow:

:saint:

:o:duh:

:cool2::ticking::D:D

:duh::saint: :cool:

:P:P

:yawn:

corkey16 - 4-21-2005 at 06:00 PM

:lol:

ok. I will talk now.

minimandy14 - 4-21-2005 at 07:32 PM

I dunno I kinda like the happyface talk going on. . . . :no:

:duh:

:ticking::wow::cool2::wow::D:wow::D :no:

:cool2:

poobs - 4-21-2005 at 10:47 PM

Oh god..Kill me now..What has happened to my favorite message board? :rolleyes:

corkey16 - 4-22-2005 at 07:22 AM

It's doomed!!!!! :lol:

Evil - 4-22-2005 at 12:16 PM

There's your answer, Poobs.

(Not the doomed part, that was just stupid.)

IsaacBot - 4-22-2005 at 03:31 PM

oh snap!

were there really peacocks? where was i when all this was going on? who am i? where did i come from? what's for dinner? i hope you like enchiladas cuz that's what your gettin'

FACE!

minimandy14 - 4-22-2005 at 04:51 PM

I like your posts Isaccbot. :yes:

corkey16 - 4-22-2005 at 05:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Evil
There's your answer, Poobs.

(Not the doomed part, that was just stupid.)

You responding to the doomed part was just stupid Evil.

IsaacBot - 4-22-2005 at 06:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by minimandy14
I like your posts Isaccbot. :yes:

not as much as i do! tee hee!

p.s. this is top secret so don't you go telling anyone. ya hurrrrd!

p.p.s. thanks a bunch, yer a sweetheart!

corkey16 - 4-22-2005 at 07:12 PM

I like it too.

minimandy14 - 4-23-2005 at 02:10 PM

YEA but I voiced it first, now it just seems like your copying me. . . .JP.

Thanks Isaccbot, your a . . . . .uh. . . . cool person, yea, cool person :D :yes:

corkey16 - 4-24-2005 at 07:12 PM

Why would I copy you?!?! :rolleyes:

minimandy14 - 4-25-2005 at 02:43 PM

Because I am so cool.

corkey16 - 4-25-2005 at 05:53 PM

ok.:P

minimandy14 - 4-25-2005 at 07:10 PM

But no really, I hate it when people copy me.

poobs - 4-25-2005 at 09:56 PM

But no really, I hate it when people copy me.

Jette - 4-26-2005 at 12:11 AM

:lol:

corkey16 - 4-26-2005 at 08:17 AM

:lol:

(I'm not copying you Jette, I'm just laughing along)

Evil - 4-26-2005 at 09:53 AM

I like to copy myself.

Jette - 4-26-2005 at 01:36 PM

iew, have you been you zeroxing your butt or what :P ?

imarob - 4-26-2005 at 06:53 PM

you girls are sassy. but in a good way

poobs - 4-26-2005 at 07:12 PM

Sassy.. :lol:

I used to subscribe to that magazine..I was a Sassy Teen!! :yes:

minimandy14 - 4-27-2005 at 04:58 PM

Oh. I used to have a dog named Sassy. . . . . .

IsaacBot - 4-27-2005 at 05:04 PM

You had dog named Sassy?!! that is awesome!
My middle name is SASSY!!!
it goes IsaacSassyBot!

minimandy14 - 4-27-2005 at 05:20 PM

wow, thats totally amazing. :rolleyes:

corkey16 - 4-27-2005 at 06:31 PM

I try to be sassy.

minimandy14 - 4-27-2005 at 07:12 PM

Yea, but it doesn't work. Your just not good at it. Maybe you should try NOT sassy. . . . . that might work. :P

JunoRedneck - 4-27-2005 at 07:39 PM

One time my history teacher stopped in the middle of a lecture and said I was sassy. I forget what I was doing that made him say that, but it really confused me.

minimandy14 - 4-27-2005 at 07:59 PM

There is this really old lady at my work and everytime you say a joke around her, she's always like "don't sass me" , is that the same thing?

poobs - 4-27-2005 at 08:37 PM

"I want your Sass.."

IsaacBot - 4-27-2005 at 08:53 PM

i gotta go, be back later

poobs - 4-27-2005 at 11:17 PM

corkey16 - 4-28-2005 at 08:10 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by minimandy14
Yea, but it doesn't work. Your just not good at it. Maybe you should try NOT sassy. . . . . that might work. :P

Maybe you should try kissing my ass mandy. Dumb bitch. :mad:

minimandy14 - 4-28-2005 at 08:28 AM

:lol:

poobs you always have the best smileys.

corkey16 - 4-28-2005 at 08:30 AM

:yawn:

poobs - 4-28-2005 at 09:44 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by minimandy14
:lol:

poobs you always have the best smileys.

Thanks!! They make me laugh..But nothing can beat CREAMY CRACK!!!

[Edited on 4-28-2005 by poobs]

corkey16 - 4-28-2005 at 09:49 AM

ok.:yawn:

poobs - 4-28-2005 at 09:55 AM

That's fine..Yawn away..I'm entertained and that's all that matters..

corkey16 - 4-28-2005 at 10:01 AM

I'm bored :yawn:

JunoRedneck - 4-28-2005 at 10:04 AM

Hey, I had a dream that .net started a myspace group and Creamy Crack was the default picture. We should do that. Then I can pretend I foresaw the future.

corkey16 - 4-28-2005 at 10:05 AM

:wow: go for it.

poobs - 4-28-2005 at 10:06 AM

:lol:

Well, he IS the unofficial spokesman for .net..It would only make sense..

Now on to the subject of you dreaming about .net..Doesn't that scare you a bit? :o

JunoRedneck - 4-28-2005 at 10:08 AM

No, I have dreams where I do pretty much normal things but everything is a little off. Mainly school dreams. I actually dreamt I was in study hall on the computer, because that's what I normally do. Maybe it wasn't a dream...

corkey16 - 4-28-2005 at 10:15 AM

Is it me but do you guys ever have dreams that you front teeth fall out? I know it's off the subject.:duh:

[Edited on 28-4-2005 by corkey16]

JunoRedneck - 4-28-2005 at 10:17 AM

Uh, I had a dream where I was selling soap to Ima once. I was really stressed out in the dream, because it wasn't actually my soap store and I didn't know how to sell soap. Does that count?

corkey16 - 4-28-2005 at 10:21 AM

uh, ok. But the one about the teeth is scary cause you wake up thinking you have no front teeth. I had a dream that Ima was playing at a church. Why, I don't know.

JunoRedneck - 4-28-2005 at 10:24 AM

Did they play Jesus Candles?

corkey16 - 4-28-2005 at 10:28 AM

:lol:

Yes. And They where playing this one song that I never heard before , but in my dream I remember it was a badass song. I was a faster beat song and the lyric were like "Stop, Stop, Stop Motherfucker..." or something. I remember people where moshing like crazy to it.

poobs - 4-28-2005 at 10:54 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by corkey16
Is it me but do you guys ever have dreams that you front teeth fall out? I know it's off the subject.:duh:

I've had that..It's like you can feel your teeth disolving in your mouth..It's horrible..I think it's a stress dream, right? I tend to bury my head in the sand when it comes to my problems so I have lots of those chasing dreams..I hate them..

Evil - 4-28-2005 at 10:58 AM

People kept giving me money in my dream last night. I gotta go look up what that means.

corkey16 - 4-28-2005 at 11:13 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by poobs

I've had that..It's like you can feel your teeth disolving in your mouth..It's horrible..I think it's a stress dream, right? I tend to bury my head in the sand when it comes to my problems so I have lots of those chasing dreams..I hate them..

Yes. I think it's a stressed dream. It's like you can feel you front teeth falling out and there's nothing you can do about it. And your worried about what people would think about you and stuff.

JunoRedneck - 4-28-2005 at 11:16 AM

I used to have a lot of dreams about tidal waves and me trying to get away from them. I looked it up, and it means I felt like my problems were overwhelming me.

corkey16 - 4-28-2005 at 11:18 AM

:wow: That would be scary. I have a deep fear of drowning and falling.

JunoRedneck - 4-28-2005 at 11:22 AM

They were scary. Most of the time I got away, but lots of time my family wouldn't. Then afterwards in the dream, I wasn't upset about them dying. Those dreams made me feel guilty, like I had no compassion towards my family at all. But they're just dreams. Plus, I don't really have them anymore.

Evil - 4-28-2005 at 11:23 AM

I had a dream my mom backed over my brother, sister, and sister's friend inher car. It was really, really sad. I didn't like that dream one bit.

corkey16 - 4-28-2005 at 11:24 AM

:wow: That's another fear I have is death of someone I love. I would cry in my sleep sometimes thinking about it.

Jette - 4-28-2005 at 11:33 AM

talking about waves and scary things, i came across this picture in a hoax-photo test the other day:

the scary thing is.. it isnt a hoax
it gives me the chills

corkey16 - 4-28-2005 at 11:39 AM

I like to fart alot

poobs - 4-28-2005 at 12:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jette

I love sharks..:duh:

I've had a few dreams where I see my sister die..I've woken up totally sobbing..Ugh..Those are the worst..

corkey16 - 4-28-2005 at 02:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by corkey16
I like to fart alot

Again, I have to say I'm sorry. My husband got a hold of the computer and typed this. Yes I like to fart alot, but I didn't want you guys to know.

minimandy14 - 4-28-2005 at 02:42 PM

I hate those dreams about the teeth falling out. I've had dreams with the tidal wave. and those chasing dreams where you go to scream but you can't . . . . you know what I mean?

corkey16 - 4-28-2005 at 02:45 PM

:yes:

I hate those dreams too that you try to explain something that is true but people think you are telling this big lie. It gets you very mad.

minimandy14 - 4-28-2005 at 02:51 PM

I've never had one of those dreams
but I did have this dream this one time where my mom like totally disowned me, thats the only time I've EVER woke up and started crying becuase I thought it was true. . . then I felt stupid cause I realized it was just a dream.

Evil - 4-28-2005 at 03:35 PM

I hate when I just fall asleep and in my dream I'm running down stairs, or something, and trip, and then I move all crazy and wake myself up.

poobs - 4-28-2005 at 04:35 PM

Ahh yes..The ol' jerk and wake dream..I've scared Brody many times when I've fallen asleep on the couch and get startled in my dream..:wow:

minimandy14 - 4-28-2005 at 06:59 PM

Oh yea. . .where you just like Jerk awake. . . that makes me angry because I'll be half asleep and do that. . . . many times its be getting hit by a car. . . .maybe I should watch out.

corkey16 - 4-29-2005 at 08:55 AM

I had a weird dream last night that I was in a bar and I got drunk and for some reason Marilyn Manson was my cousin. We got on stage and he played a keyboard and I sung "Beat on the Brat" by the Ramones and I fell off the stage. There were people laughing at me and my husband was trying to pull me off the stage. Stupid dream.

Jette - 4-29-2005 at 10:15 AM

if you dream about ramones songs you must be doing something right

does anyone ever have this dreams when you get chased by someone/thing, and you just keep on running? its not the chasing thing, but the running :wow: im not athletic at all, but in my dreams i can manage to keep running a lot without getting tired..
what would that mean?

Evil - 4-29-2005 at 11:44 AM

Oh no. Those dreams mean you're gonna die. I'm sorry. Wait... were you wearing sandles? That means you're gay.

corkey16 - 4-29-2005 at 06:06 PM

Who is the guy with the red hair in your avatar?

JunoRedneck - 4-29-2005 at 07:51 PM

Matthew Bellamy

Evil - 4-29-2005 at 11:40 PM

Hey! We like Matt. Wink. Wink. Wink. 7 days!

corkey16 - 4-30-2005 at 06:34 AM

oh ok. Never heard of him.

minimandy14 - 4-30-2005 at 06:17 PM

You wouldn't have. . . . .wait, neither have I .. . . . . .crap.

corkey16 - 4-30-2005 at 06:22 PM

ok. :no:

minimandy14 - 4-30-2005 at 06:28 PM

:rolleyes:

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