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Neighbour war

7cut - 5-6-2005 at 12:35 AM

argh, my parents live on the country side, have a large garden and 9 cats (who are all soooo sweeeeet). And these days they got into bit of trouble with that neighbour of ours (he´s off-work now, pensionist ...which is so bad for when someone has that much time he like searches for trouble) coz our cats like to take a shite in in flower bed (he hasn´t used in a long time but anyway :rolleyes: ) ....and now my dad has to build a fence or something ---will have to be pretty high, i mean cats get over everything). everytime he finds a cat turd in his garden he throws it over the fence in front of my parents´ garage. And last time i was home i noticed the neighbour´s installed one of those flash lights things reacting on movement ...i suppose he thought the cats would be scared by the light ...whereas in fact they just slightly look bewildered but carry on taking a shite nonetheless. :lol: i´m a bit worried though and hope my dad is going to be ready with that fence in not a time too long...(that sounds Schiller-ish, eh?...not a time too long) for i am scared he´d take drastic steps like poisoning them or something. he´s such a cold-hearted bastard....he used to have bees when i was little and they were everywhere ..on our balcony and all and it was dangerous but WE NEVER FUCKING COMPLAINED though we minded a lot. such a bummer. my mom works in property management and she´s been through lots of stuff. including people killing their neighbours animals coz of being annoyed. i thought it wouldn´t be a problem in the country side ... :wow::no:



[Edited on 6-5-2005 by 7cut]

Noisemonster - 5-6-2005 at 06:18 AM

tsk.

all i have to say: germany.

corkey16 - 5-6-2005 at 08:40 AM

Man that's bull!!!! I heard of a incidence like that,but it's to sad to talk about.:( All I know that the people who owned the cats beat the shite out of the guy that killed them. It's just the way he killed them that wasn't right.:mad:

minimandy14 - 5-6-2005 at 07:04 PM

Dude, it just like that short story by Edgar Allan Poe, The Black Cat. Where that dude like stabs out the cats eye and then ends up hanging it, well his house ends up burning down and there is this like shadow gram type thing on the wall of a cat in a nuse (sp?) and then a while later he ends up getting a new cat that looks almost exactly like the old one except it has a little bit of white on it, and after he brings it home he notices one of the eyes is missing. Well then he starts to hate the cat, and it almost trips him while he walking down to the basement and almost kills him. well he gets REALLY angry and tries to kill the cat with an axe, but his wife is there and grabs his arm, He gets so pissed at this that he puts the axe in his Wifes skull. Now he has to figure out what to do with the body, well he decided to brick it up in the cellar wall.After this the dude thinks that the cat has witnessed this and is scared to come out of hiding to he is all happy and stuff becuase he hasn't seen the cat! Not even guilty that he just murdered his wife! The cops come later on in search of his wife and he takes them around to search the house (they don't notice anything suspicious) and as they are leaving the basement the dude is all like "wow this is such a sturdy house" and he taps his walking stick cane thingy on the wall and all of a sudden there is this weird sound that comes out of it and the wall starts to crumble (meanwhile he backs against the wall) and there is the corpse of his dead wife and the cat!


The End

Pretty messed up hu? Luckily its a fictional story.

corkey16 - 5-6-2005 at 07:24 PM

Oh yeah. I love Edgar Allan Poe. He was much of a freak but his poems and short stories are awesome.

minimandy14 - 5-6-2005 at 07:29 PM

Yea I know, its amazing that someone writing like that back in the day didn't get hanged.

corkey16 - 5-6-2005 at 07:31 PM

Yep. But he ended up dying in a ditch. Can't remember if he killed himself or drink himself to death.

minimandy14 - 5-6-2005 at 07:35 PM

Either way its understandable, I mean someone that thinks like that has got to have some marbles missing. . . . but he's cool now so, good for him :D

corkey16 - 5-6-2005 at 07:38 PM

Yep!!!! My favorite one is Tell Tell Heart.

minimandy14 - 5-6-2005 at 07:41 PM

Dude, I was totally going to do a rendition (I think thats the word) of it in my videography class, but I don't have enough time, my last day of school is like two weeks from today, so I am going to do The Raven. . . .I am going to do the "Quoth the Raven 'nevermore'" part I am going to do a clamation raven and stuff. . . . .

corkey16 - 5-6-2005 at 07:43 PM

Cool. That poem is so depressing but so good. It gives you that eerie feeling.

minimandy14 - 5-6-2005 at 07:45 PM

Yea, I hope I can capture that eerie feeling in my movie. . . .

poobs - 5-22-2005 at 09:13 AM

Holy Bejeezus! My neighbor's were brawling last night! This strange woman and her even-stranger son live there..I heard him yelling..Like a fucking war cry and shit..He was telling her to "get back in the house, bitch.." over and over..Then he would do his war cry again..Then I heard her telling him to "get out..I want you out!"..Then, there was some banging and I heard her go "Nooooo" and then a really loud scream..:O A bit after that it got quiet, then I saw some police roll up..Unfortunately, I can't spy without making it really obvious cuz the only window that looks out onto the street is right above the driveway.. :( Anywho, they left..Then a few hours later it sounded like he was banging on the garage door and yelling again! I think he got into the garage cuz I could hear him through my floor, since it's above the garages and all..He kept going "fuck the white man!!" and repeating shit..Crazy..Then about 10 minutes later, I went to open my window, and when I pulled back the curtains, there were 3 police cars in front of my house! They came up so quietly!! Again, I couldn't spy, but I didn't hear anything for the rest of the night..So, she's either laying in a pool of her own blood slowly dying, or he's gone..

It was just so scary..I live on a really quiet street! It's not ghetto..It's really rather pretty..And the damn neighbors have to fuck all that up! :ticking::duh: Sorry..I know it was long and probably only interesting to me and anyone who's been to my house, but I just wanted to share in the local drama..:D

Seb - 5-22-2005 at 09:47 AM

There’s a lady that lives across the street and her cats destroy my mom’s garden by crapping in it. We can’t do anything because she’s a lawyer and kind of crazy (she called cops on her neighbour and issued a restraining order because he told her to fuck off). I can understand why its annoying, how would you like it if something took a crap in your yard, regardless of what condition it is. This isn’t the first time we have had problems with this. When we first moved in there wasn’t a fence in the back yard and the neighbour’s dog would crap in our yard and it got out dog sick (he had worms for a year, finally got better then got sick again). My mom collected a weeks worth of dog shit, put it in a paper bag, knocked on the neighbour’s door and handed it to them.

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Originally posted by poobs
It was just so scary..I live on a really quiet street! It's not ghetto..It's really rather pretty..And the damn neighbors have to fuck all that up! :ticking::duh: Sorry..I know it was long and probably only interesting to me and anyone who's been to my house, but I just wanted to share in the local drama..:D


It’s like that here. Up the street these two kids would always get arrested for drugs, robbery, etc... One of them is in jail for 25 years or something and the other disappeared. There’s a heroin addict living in his parent’s basement down the street from my house (he doesn’t bother anyone, I think he just moved out). I don’t live in a bad neighbourhood. It’s the suburbs.

Jette - 5-22-2005 at 11:28 AM

pssh, if youre neighbours are fighting like that its legal to just spy on them :duh: can hardly pretend like youre not hearing it

poobs - 5-22-2005 at 12:29 PM

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Originally posted by Jette
pssh, if youre neighbours are fighting like that its legal to just spy on them :duh: can hardly pretend like youre not hearing it


I know..I also didn't want them to think I was the one that called the cops..I'm scared of what he could do to my car or something..Though, the second time I heard him I was getting ready to call when they showed up..I'm glad the other neighbors aren't so nosy and phoned instead of tried to listen in.. :duh:

Seb, I would have pissed myself if I had seen your mom handing over a bag-o-poop to that inconsiderate neighbor..:lol::lol:

minimandy14 - 5-22-2005 at 01:59 PM

:lol: man that sucks.

I remember this one time when I was living in Sea Side California this dude robbed a Dominoes and stole this car and crashed it into out apartment complex's laundry room, there was a bunch of cops there and we were all looking out the windows at what was going on. But then again, this was a pretty crappy neighborhood. becuase this one time down the street this pimp threw his whore out the window and she was naked, my mom had to go and give her a blanket to cover herself up while the cops came.

7cut - 5-23-2005 at 03:28 AM

there´s been both windows opened and the light on ALL THROUGH THE WEEKEND, 24 HOURS in one appartment at the house opposite ours and i thought that maybe something happened also but finally finally, the windows were shut and lights turned off yesterday nite. uff. i thought they might have been an old lady living there and she errm. died or something. anyway.

as for poobs post .....gee, there is this elderly couple living opposite my parents and both have issues. she´s got a drinking problem (fatal with women....so sad) and they often scream at each other and you hear her crying then and once she came over totally drunk and crying and asking my mom to protect her from her husband. :no:

oh and there´s a Turkish family in the house we live in and they screw so much, too. and once i heard a shot piercing the air ...but never heard where it came from ...and maybe it was something else ...like a bike tyre bursting or whatever.



[Edited on 23-5-2005 by 7cut]

minimandy14 - 5-23-2005 at 10:13 AM

That sucks.

corkey16 - 5-23-2005 at 10:41 AM

Dammit!! I might be punching a neighbor now. I live in an apartment and this guy who just moved here keeps playing his radio so freaken loud. I can hear it clearly and he lives like 4 rooms down from me!!! He would play his car radio loud to at like 5:00 in the morning. He's playing it so loud now that my walls are shaking with the echo!!!:mad:

minimandy14 - 5-23-2005 at 03:36 PM

Why don't you just go and ask him to turn it down?

corkey16 - 5-23-2005 at 04:05 PM

I'm scared too. He might think I like him or something weird cause when I go to my car, my husband said that he always catches this guy looking at me. Prevent.

minimandy14 - 5-23-2005 at 04:31 PM

creepy, what do you mean by prevent?

corkey16 - 5-23-2005 at 05:00 PM

He would stare and lick his lips and stuff. I just feel uncomfortable when I see him.

poobs - 5-23-2005 at 05:38 PM

Sooo..What do you mean by prevent?

corkey16 - 5-23-2005 at 06:25 PM

Oh, damn. Sorry. I meant. pervert. Yes.:D

7cut - 5-24-2005 at 05:00 AM

there´s this lady living in the flat next to us and she seems pretty weird. she is like in her early 50s or maybe even older and leaves the flat like once a week only and never has people over, just phones quite often. and she has a smoker´s cough which is so nasty (esp. if you´ve just woken up and hear this) and she seems to be a bit of a loony ....she tends to laugh like a witch and always goes like "SEI RUHIG!" ("be quiet!) to her bird ....all the time. ah right, and she´s pissed when i brush my teeth / wash my hair / use water in general after 11pm ....i don´t give a frickin´shit no more..she´s a loony.

in fact she hasn´t complained ever since i pinned a note on her door being like "im frickin´gonna brush my teeth WHENEVER i want!"



[Edited on 24-5-2005 by 7cut]

poobs - 5-24-2005 at 03:17 PM

Ewww..Ewwww..Ewwwwwwwww..I've seen my gross neighbor around town twice today!! He's so fucking gross!! And now that I know he's violent, I dislike him even more..With a passion.. ;)

JunoRedneck - 5-24-2005 at 03:19 PM

Throw flour in his face and yell "Anthrax!". It will teach him a lesson, I swear.

poobs - 5-24-2005 at 03:23 PM

:lol::lol: If I wasn't so scared that he'd destroy my car, I totally would..This kid has always given me the creeps..:no:

JunoRedneck - 5-24-2005 at 03:31 PM

So, you need a plan to get back at him for being an asshole without him knowing it was you. This will take much planning.

poobs - 5-24-2005 at 03:33 PM

Yes..Very much planning..I'm thinking something involving a bat and blindfold..

JunoRedneck - 5-24-2005 at 03:36 PM

I like where you're going with this...

poobs - 5-24-2005 at 09:49 PM

Ok..This is how creepy he is..I was watching American Idol earlier and they showed a picture of that guy Scott who got booted, and I suddenly realized they both give me the same icky feelings..


7cut - 5-25-2005 at 12:35 AM

he reminds me of that guy from Parker Lewis as for the facial features....:lol: (well not on that picture but in general)

poobs - 5-25-2005 at 10:47 AM

Woah..I just saw my neighbor as we were both nosey and looked at an accident that just happened on the corner..Her arm is in some kind of brace..:o

7cut - 5-27-2005 at 04:54 AM

the neighbour loony on the right complained about the pigeons on our balcony again. oh so lame. Conrad is by now 5 weeks old but doesn´t think about flying off. tsk tsk.

poobs - 6-1-2005 at 02:56 PM

Ohmigosh..This kid is such an asshole..He's yelling at his mom to give him $20..It's going to be so nice to move away from these jackasses.. :yes:

Evil - 6-1-2005 at 03:07 PM

One of my neighbors called the police the other day cause my brother's band was rockin too hard. Those asswipes. Good thing one of the dudes in the band is a dispatcher, so he knows all them peeps.

poobs - 6-1-2005 at 03:11 PM

Was it during the day?

Evil - 6-1-2005 at 03:12 PM

Yup.

poobs - 6-1-2005 at 03:23 PM

That's fucking gay-ass..:rolleyes: I dislike lame people like that who try to ruin everyone else's fun..:rolleyes:

corkey16 - 6-1-2005 at 05:49 PM

Speaking of gayass and dumbasses, last Friday me and my husband came home from his sister's house and putted up to our house and seen a guy just sitting in my husbands car. Then he ran away and hopped into another car and drove off. We called the police and all and to make it so bad, the guy lived just a couple blocks from us and was walking by to see what happen like he didn't know what was going on. Dumbass. And today, I seen the same car pass by so I got the license plate number.