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Oh my..

poobs - 5-27-2005 at 09:01 AM

http://www.thecarolinachannel.com/news/4530305/detail.html:no:

DylerPlummer - 5-27-2005 at 09:05 AM

You crazy Americans ;)

Just kidding.. Yuk yuk..

JunoRedneck - 5-27-2005 at 09:08 AM

ew

Jette - 5-27-2005 at 09:10 AM

well actually, the other day i was checking this book on bestiality in the bookshop i work at, and really, humans go so much further than we realize with animals. we do very sexual activities with mans best friend really :duh: petting a female dog on the chest is quite common, but just think of it.. i get freakin turned on when my boyfriend is petting my breasts!!

poobs - 5-27-2005 at 09:13 AM

Yeah..But does anyone play with a dog's nipples? That's where it counts..And that's just nasty..

corkey16 - 5-27-2005 at 09:17 AM

Hmmm, he must been horney huh!!!! :lol: Is he mentally ok in the head, slow, or something?

Evil - 5-27-2005 at 12:26 PM

This dude told me a story about his exgirlfriend (who was the head cheerleader at high school) training her great dane to do her. He walked in on it one time, and had to pull the dog out of her because it got stuck. Apparently, the head of the penis swells to four times the normal size to ensure the female gets prego. Now I think I'm going to go puke.

poobs - 5-27-2005 at 01:02 PM

That's such an old story..I swear I heard the same thing about some chick at my school back in the day..It's still nasty, though..

Evil - 5-27-2005 at 01:18 PM

I didn't hear it about my school, some school in Chico. But it probably was a lie. He had another nice story about this chick who was too wasted for her own good and stuck an avocado seed up her butt for a cigarette. Then in the morning, she shit it out, but had no recollection of the night before, and was freaking out.

poobs - 5-27-2005 at 01:23 PM

It wasn't me..

Jette - 5-28-2005 at 11:48 AM

those are huge :o

[Edited on 28-5-2005 by Jette]

happysmilely - 5-28-2005 at 05:14 PM

I like how they said the dogs age.

7cut - 5-30-2005 at 03:12 AM

“An Afghan soldier was detained by police after being caught having sex with a donkey in southeastern Afghanistan, a police officer said today. The soldier was discovered with the donkey in an abandoned house in a small village… ‘He was caught in the act by a small boy who immediately told police about what he had seen and police arrested him in action,’ the Gardez-based officer said, requesting anonymity. The soldier claimed he committed the act because he did not have enough money to get married… According to tradition in south and southeastern Afghanistan, a suitor must pay around $US 5,000 ($A6,800) to the parents of the girl he wishes to marry.” — Herald Sun (Australia)

and as for donkeys.....a tourist has been raped by a wild donkey on Ibiza (or so the notorious BILD Zeitung said):lol:

Noisemonster - 5-30-2005 at 11:10 AM

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Originally posted by 7cut
and as for donkeys.....a tourist has been raped by a wild donkey on Ibiza (or so the notorious BILD Zeitung said):lol:


:lol: everything can happen in the tiny little world of bild-zeitung.. i wonder how the human could n o t escape the donkey. he/she must have had fun, huh? :duh:

corkey16 - 5-30-2005 at 06:37 PM

I knew a guy that fucked a chicken cause his girlfriend at the time didn't give him any. He did it right in front of her to piss her off.




Then actually broke its neck from doing that.

Evil - 5-30-2005 at 08:28 PM

My friend's horse was raped.

JunoRedneck - 5-30-2005 at 08:45 PM

I don't like this thread :(

poobs - 5-30-2005 at 09:34 PM

Sorry.. :(

7cut - 5-31-2005 at 04:04 AM

how to fuck a chicken?
how to impregnate a fish?
how to pollinate a banana?

Noisemonster - 5-31-2005 at 01:00 PM

how to get sucked by a leech

JunoRedneck - 5-31-2005 at 01:45 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by poobs
Sorry.. :(


I don't blame you, poobs :) These stories just make me wanna vom.

poobs - 5-31-2005 at 03:14 PM

:yes:

corkey16 - 5-31-2005 at 05:41 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Evil
I didn't hear it about my school, some school in Chico. But it probably was a lie. He had another nice story about this chick who was too wasted for her own good and stuck an avocado seed up her butt for a cigarette. Then in the morning, she shit it out, but had no recollection of the night before, and was freaking out.


I knew a girl who stuck a hot dog up her. It got stuck and she was also drunk and forgot about it and got gaingreen. Ewwww!!!!!:no:

[Edited on 1-6-2005 by corkey16]

poobs - 5-31-2005 at 07:25 PM

:rolleyes:

Evil - 5-31-2005 at 08:58 PM

When I was two, I got a pea stuck in my nose, but no one found it until two weeks later, so I smelled really bad. Yiphooo!!

JunoRedneck - 5-31-2005 at 09:36 PM

:cool:

7cut - 6-1-2005 at 12:32 AM

when 6 i stuck a pearl up my nose and it started bleeding like mad. had to be taken out in hospital.

corkey16 - 6-1-2005 at 08:01 AM

:(