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poobs - 6-13-2005 at 06:38 PM

The third season of Reno 911 starts tomorrow!! I was so worried they weren't going to come back!! I'm so stoked..Robotic, I know you'll be turning in to see Lt. Dangle in all his short shorts and moustached glory!!



Evil - 6-13-2005 at 06:55 PM

What a fox.

corkey16 - 6-13-2005 at 07:15 PM

I love this show!!!!:D

[Edited on 14-6-2005 by corkey16]

poobs - 6-13-2005 at 09:15 PM

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Originally posted by Evil
What a fox.


Not half as foxy as Weigel..



Oh man..When Kerri Kenney plays that prostitute I piss myself.. "This water tastes like balls.."


RoboticTerrorSTD - 6-14-2005 at 04:10 AM

"Every day I’m out there
fingering the bad guys"
[img]http://www.theweeklynews.org/Archive_TWN/030731/Reno%20911's%20Jim%20Dangle%20B%20(Thomas%20Lennon).jpg[/img]

I luv me some Lt. Dangle. :D
All I need is to buy some little gadget for the satellite.......and THEN I'll have comedy central once again! :)

[Edited on 6/14/2005 by RoboticTerrorSTD]

JunoRedneck - 6-14-2005 at 07:09 AM

I tried to get my brother to be Lt. Dangle for Halloween. He almost was, but decided to be Inspector Clouseau instead. But then he lost his inspector hat and he looked like Hitler. Good times...

poobs - 6-14-2005 at 07:31 AM

:lol::lol::lol:

Noisemonster - 6-14-2005 at 07:34 AM

:o

TurtleEnterprises - 6-14-2005 at 02:38 PM

what time what day?

poobs - 6-14-2005 at 02:41 PM

Tonight at 10!! It's a new night and time..Mark your calendars!! :duh:

JunoRedneck - 6-14-2005 at 02:54 PM

I'm excited! This is gonna be way funnier than what I watched last night. But I suppose The Exorcist isn't really supposed to be funny. I can't help but laugh when she spews out that projectile green vomit on him though :lol: His reaction is priceless.

poobs - 6-14-2005 at 02:56 PM

I've never seen it..:no: I was watching the True Hollywood Story on it though..I like that they really hurt some of the people to get real reactions..:duh:

And yes..I'm so fucking stoked for this new season..I didn't think last season was as good as the first, but still so damn funny..

"First Oj..Then Kobay..Now Jonesay!!"

JunoRedneck - 6-14-2005 at 03:03 PM

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Originally posted by poobs
I've never seen it..:no: I was watching the True Hollywood Story on it though..I like that they really hurt some of the people to get real reactions..:duh:


Really?!? Why not? Do you not like horror movies? It scared the hell out of me when I first saw it :( Some parts still really give me the creeps, but I've seen it to many times so it's kinda lost some of it's shock value. I'm still surprised about how much they got away with though. I can see some parts being controversial even for now.

JunoRedneck - 6-14-2005 at 03:04 PM

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Originally posted by poobs
"First Oj..Then Kobay..Now Jonesay!!"


:lol: Ya, I like how you can tell they are making most of it up on the spot. They are really good at improv.

poobs - 6-14-2005 at 03:10 PM

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Originally posted by JunoRedneck

Really?!? Why not? Do you not like horror movies? It scared the hell out of me when I first saw it :( Some parts still really give me the creeps, but I've seen it to many times so it's kinda lost some of it's shock value. I'm still surprised about how much they got away with though. I can see some parts being controversial even for now.


I don't know why..I just never got around to it I guess..Scary movies aren't usually my "thing", but I like the creepy ones..Shit..I'll stick it on my Netflix thing..What parts are controversial?

poobs - 6-14-2005 at 03:15 PM

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Originally posted by JunoRedneck
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Originally posted by poobs
"First Oj..Then Kobay..Now Jonesay!!"


:lol: Ya, I like how you can tell they are making most of it up on the spot. They are really good at improv.


Oh man..So good..I need the DVDs..They shoot a lot of it in Carson, CA which is right by where I used to work..Every once in a while I see a place I recognize..

I was watching my Arrested Development DVDs the other day and they were saying that that kid that plays George Michael does more improv than anyone..They'll just keep rolling on him to see what he's going to do..And he never breaks character..I thought it was interesting..:duh:

JunoRedneck - 6-14-2005 at 03:16 PM

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Originally posted by poobs
What parts are controversial?


I don't want to ruin it for you. It's just some of the things they made the little girl say and do. Er, ya.

poobs - 6-14-2005 at 03:18 PM

:wow: It's funny that you brought it up cuz after seeing the THS, I kept thinking I should rent it..It's like we're soul-sisters or something..:wow:

JunoRedneck - 6-14-2005 at 03:18 PM

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Originally posted by poobs
I was watching my Arrested Development DVDs the other day and they were saying that that kid that plays George Michael does more improv than anyone..They'll just keep rolling on him to see what he's going to do..And he never breaks character..I thought it was interesting..:duh:


Awesome. I love that show. I went to see David Cross (Tobias) do stand-up in SF. After he was done he sat right behind me for like a half hour. I was gonna talk to him, but there was another comic on and I didn't want to be rude... or get kicked out. He's very tiny in person.

JunoRedneck - 6-14-2005 at 03:20 PM

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Originally posted by poobs
:wow: It's funny that you brought it up cuz after seeing the THS, I kept thinking I should rent it..It's like we're soul-sisters or something..:wow:


I pretty sure we are. I mean, our names are similar and everything.

poobs - 6-14-2005 at 03:22 PM

He looks tiny..He's one of those guys that you just look at and laugh..Not in a bad way..Just cuz..You know..He's funny looking..

I want to see Dave Attell so bad..The last time he was in town, my friend met him and hung out with him all night..He even took her to some random hair salon that's open all night and got her hair all did..She looked fucking hot!! Apparently he tried to kiss her as well but she freaked out cuz she's just strange like that..

JunoRedneck - 6-14-2005 at 03:23 PM

I think my brother is gonna go see Dave Attell and Dane Cook in Las Vegas. I'm extremely jealous. But, you know, I got to sit next to tiny Mr. Cross.

poobs - 6-14-2005 at 03:25 PM

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Originally posted by JunoRedneck
But, you know, I got to sit next to tiny Mr. Cross.


I mean, what more do you need? Well, it would have been sweet if you had talked to him..Did you at least ogle for a minute?

poobs - 6-14-2005 at 03:26 PM

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Originally posted by JunoRedneck
I pretty sure we are. I mean, our names are similar and everything.


:yes: And your name is the name of my favorite character on my "story"..:duh:

JunoRedneck - 6-14-2005 at 03:28 PM

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Originally posted by poobs
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Originally posted by JunoRedneck
But, you know, I got to sit next to tiny Mr. Cross.


I mean, what more do you need? Well, it would have been sweet if you had talked to him..Did you at least ogle for a minute?


I kept looking back and smiling, then he would see me and smile back like expecting me to say something. But alas, I never did. We did exchange a few of those awkward "what's up?" head nods, you know? Ya, he has a pretty big beard now. That made me laugh.

JunoRedneck - 6-14-2005 at 03:28 PM

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Originally posted by poobs
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Originally posted by JunoRedneck
I pretty sure we are. I mean, our names are similar and everything.


:yes: And your name is the name of my favorite character on my "story"..:duh:


All My Children?!? :o

poobs - 6-14-2005 at 03:36 PM

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Originally posted by JunoRedneck


All My Children?!? :o


Yes!! Are you a fan, too? Or are you just surprised your name is on my story? She's really pretty, too..:duh: But she's married to this hot guy Zach who is the father of her ex..she married him to secure her niece's future with the Cambias money, but now he's not going to fight for Cambias and her ex realized that he was being stuid but now it's too late and..and..*sigh*

poobs - 6-14-2005 at 03:39 PM

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Originally posted by JunoRedneck
I kept looking back and smiling, then he would see me and smile back like expecting me to say something. But alas, I never did. We did exchange a few of those awkward "what's up?" head nods, you know? Ya, he has a pretty big beard now. That made me laugh.


If I had been there, I would have said, in a falsetto, "Douche-chill"..That would have broken the ice for sure..:duh:

JunoRedneck - 6-14-2005 at 03:41 PM

I used to watch it all the time! My mom has been watching it for ages! I stopped watching it when my mom went back to work though :( It was cool, because they had the character Trevor on there too and that's my brother's name. It was kind of a coincedence that both of our names, which are kinda random, would be on my mom's favorite show.

JunoRedneck - 6-14-2005 at 03:42 PM

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Originally posted by poobs
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Originally posted by JunoRedneck
I kept looking back and smiling, then he would see me and smile back like expecting me to say something. But alas, I never did. We did exchange a few of those awkward "what's up?" head nods, you know? Ya, he has a pretty big beard now. That made me laugh.


If I had been there, I would have said, in a falsetto, "Douche-chill"..That would have broken the ice for sure..:duh:


Next time, next time...

poobs - 6-14-2005 at 03:46 PM

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Originally posted by JunoRedneck
I used to watch it all the time! My mom has been watching it for ages! I stopped watching it when my mom went back to work though :( It was cool, because they had the character Trevor on there too and that's my brother's name. It was kind of a coincedence that both of our names, which are kinda random, would be on my mom's favorite show.


:lol::lol:That's so rad..So you probably saw it during the Sarah Michelle Gellar (sp?) years, eh? She was a good Kendall..:yes:

JunoRedneck - 6-14-2005 at 03:49 PM

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Originally posted by poobs
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Originally posted by JunoRedneck
I used to watch it all the time! My mom has been watching it for ages! I stopped watching it when my mom went back to work though :( It was cool, because they had the character Trevor on there too and that's my brother's name. It was kind of a coincedence that both of our names, which are kinda random, would be on my mom's favorite show.


:lol::lol:That's so rad..So you probably saw it during the Sarah Michelle Gellar (sp?) years, eh? She was a good Kendall..:yes:


:yes: I should really start watching again.

poobs - 6-14-2005 at 03:51 PM

No you shouldn't..It's shit, really..The storylines are retarded..But there are some foxy guys on at the moment..

JunoRedneck - 6-14-2005 at 03:52 PM

Ya, the writing on most of those shows is pretty bad. But it's almost so bad, it's good.

poobs - 6-14-2005 at 03:55 PM



Mmm..Aiden Turner..The other guy in the back isn't so bad either..




This guy is way hotter on the show..




Jacob Young..Little cutie..

Ok..I'll stop acting 12 now..:duh:

JunoRedneck - 6-14-2005 at 03:59 PM

So, did you watch during the Erica and Dimitri days?

[Edited on 6/14/2005 by JunoRedneck]

poobs - 6-14-2005 at 04:01 PM

Hell yes!! Ahhh..What a love story..:lol: Then he slept with Maria or something on the night that Edmund took their adopted baby to give back to the mom or something..I don't know..It's all such a blur..

JunoRedneck - 6-14-2005 at 04:02 PM

An amazing melodramatic blur.

poobs - 6-14-2005 at 04:07 PM

:yes: It's like a train wreck..It's so horrible, but it's so hard to look away! The only time I got really caught up in it was last year during the whole baby-switching storyline..I actually cried..:( Basically, one chick thought her baby was dead and the scenes where she found out were gut-wrenching..She won a Daytime Emmy..Damn right she won..She was so good..Then there were the scenes where she was reunited with the baby that really wasn't dead, but her best friend was keeping it as her own cuz she thought that HER baby had died..That was a good one, too..Aaaaanyways..

poobs - 6-14-2005 at 08:55 PM

Whoooo!! It's almost on!! :duh:

JunoRedneck - 6-14-2005 at 08:57 PM

2 more minutes.

poobs - 6-14-2005 at 08:59 PM

Yay!!! Ok..I'm going downstairs to watch..

*official "we are cooler than you" club handshake*

JunoRedneck - 6-14-2005 at 09:34 PM

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Originally posted by poobs
*official "we are cooler than you" club handshake*


It's about time we got one. What'd you think of the new episode? I thought it was pretty funny.

"Get your ass out of my face."
"Get your face out of my ass!"

I also love how he's trying out for American Idol. Awesome.

poobs - 6-14-2005 at 10:22 PM

Oh man..I was dying when he was doing his excercises in the cell..:lol: I liked the bed and breakfast..And I LOVE that Clemmie is a fucking Steely Dan groupie.. :lol::lol: I think this was better than the first episode of last season..I have high hopes for Season 3..

"I have night terrors" :lol:

poobs - 6-14-2005 at 10:24 PM

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Originally posted by JunoRedneck

"Get your ass out of my face."
"Get your face out of my ass!"



YES!! I was laughing so hard..I HAD to use that as my signature..:lol::duh:

7cut - 6-15-2005 at 04:04 AM



he slightly looks like German actor Til Schweiger.


poobs - 6-15-2005 at 06:25 AM

That guy looks familiar..And not cuz he looks like my actor..Has he ever done American films?

EN - 6-15-2005 at 06:29 AM

He was in SLC Punk.

poobs - 6-15-2005 at 06:32 AM

Ahhhh..Maybe that's it..Thanks EN..;)

7cut - 6-15-2005 at 06:49 AM

oh he was? didn´t know that ...he´s got a funny voice. not too bright or something but just awkward. but i suppose he´s been dubbed. although it´s likely he isn´t too bad at English for he´s married to an American model. Dana something.

here´s the first movie he´d ever done....on Manta cars with fox tails dangling from the antenna.



[Edited on 15-6-2005 by 7cut]

JunoRedneck - 6-15-2005 at 08:32 AM

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Originally posted by 7cut
here´s the first movie he´d ever done....on Manta cars with fox tails dangling from the antenna.




what kind of a concept for a movie is that?

poobs - 6-15-2005 at 08:52 AM

A German concept..:rolleyes:;)

JunoRedneck - 6-15-2005 at 10:04 AM

:lol::lol: Apparently so...

corkey16 - 6-16-2005 at 07:31 AM

This is a clip from one of my favorite episodes.

Reno 911 clip

7cut - 6-21-2005 at 12:44 AM

but anyway, the Manta was a cool car....peasant-ish but smart. a sidewink with the fist.



poobs - 6-21-2005 at 06:46 AM

Back to that car, eh?

JunoRedneck - 6-21-2005 at 08:09 PM

I'm still confused how a car can be a premise for a movie... whether it's a cool car or not. Did the cars come to life and murder people or befriend Lindsey Lohan and win races of some sort?

poobs - 6-21-2005 at 08:42 PM

Maybe the cars had some hot car sex and made little baby cars and lived on a grassy hill, but the neighbor car seduced the Dad car and broke up the happy family..

JunoRedneck - 6-22-2005 at 09:28 AM

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Originally posted by poobs
Maybe the cars had some hot car sex and made little baby cars and lived on a grassy hill, but the neighbor car seduced the Dad car and broke up the happy family..


and also, there were zombies...

poobs - 6-22-2005 at 09:31 AM

Yes..Big, scary, yet zany and wacky, zombies..

JunoRedneck - 6-22-2005 at 09:32 AM

And Harold, the zombie with a heart of gold who's dream is to become a master chef...

poobs - 6-22-2005 at 09:32 AM

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

JunoRedneck - 6-22-2005 at 09:36 AM

Maybe we should copyright this, before someone steals our brilliant ideas.

poobs - 6-22-2005 at 10:02 AM

© There bitches!! It's ours now!! Mwwahahaaa!!

JunoRedneck - 6-22-2005 at 10:32 AM

Damn straight.

corkey16 - 6-22-2005 at 06:16 PM

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Originally posted by JunoRedneck
Maybe we should copyright this, before someone steals our brilliant ideas.


Brilliant?!?!:no:No big deal to coyright it. I don't think anyone would want to steal it. :P:lol::

poobs - 6-22-2005 at 06:18 PM

You're just bitter because we already have it copyrighted so you can't steal it..:rolleyes:

corkey16 - 6-22-2005 at 06:20 PM

:lol: Don't want to. So that's alright.:ticking:

poobs - 6-22-2005 at 06:22 PM

You're so transparent..:rolleyes:

corkey16 - 6-22-2005 at 06:25 PM

How can you see through me when you never seen me before?:)

JunoRedneck - 6-22-2005 at 07:10 PM

Harold would never be as mean as you corkey. You should be ashamed :no: I think there's a lot you could learn from Harold.

poobs - 6-22-2005 at 07:44 PM

:yes::yes: Good ol' Harold..

Noisemonster - 6-23-2005 at 12:28 AM

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Originally posted by JunoRedneck
I'm still confused how a car can be a premise for a movie... whether it's a cool car or not. Did the cars come to life and murder people or befriend Lindsey Lohan and win races of some sort?




the opel manta was not only a car - it was a lifestyle! tons of jokes were made about the manta and its retarded drivers..

corkey16 - 6-23-2005 at 07:18 AM

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Originally posted by JunoRedneck
Harold would never be as mean as you corkey. You should be ashamed :no: I think there's a lot you could learn from Harold.


Who in the hell is Harold.......

corkey16 - 6-23-2005 at 07:22 AM

Oh never mind, he's the imaginative zombie with a heart of gold who can cook pretty mean cuisines. Yeah........

poobs - 6-23-2005 at 08:43 AM

Yes..The idea you wish you could take credit for..

corkey16 - 6-23-2005 at 10:53 AM

:lol: No. It sounds lame. Zombies don't cook. They eat brains.

JunoRedneck - 6-23-2005 at 12:03 PM

I was watching a movie where a zombie shot a gun, and then laughed. So, I think a zombie can cook. Especially such a talented zombie as Harold.

poobs - 6-23-2005 at 12:09 PM

Harold can do anything he sets his mind to..Especially to prove people like Corkey wrong..:rolleyes:

JunoRedneck - 6-23-2005 at 12:13 PM

He's my idol.

poobs - 6-23-2005 at 12:33 PM

He's truly, The Greatest American..In fact..

HAROLD FOR PRESIDENT '08!!!

JunoRedneck - 6-23-2005 at 12:44 PM

I think America is ready for a zombie president. And we won't have to worry about him being assassinated.

poobs - 6-23-2005 at 12:47 PM

Brilliant again!! © Copyrighted, bitches!!! :duh:

JunoRedneck - 6-23-2005 at 12:52 PM

That will be the sequel to our movie. A documentary about Harold running for president. Are zombies automatically green party?

poobs - 6-23-2005 at 12:56 PM

Yes..Green party..Cuz they eat brains and brains are natural and green is a natural color..:duh:

JunoRedneck - 6-23-2005 at 01:03 PM

It's all so logical.

poobs - 6-23-2005 at 01:05 PM

Totally..Man..Everyone wishes they were us..We're so awesome..And smart..And way hot..:D

JunoRedneck - 6-23-2005 at 01:07 PM

Ya, they're all just jealous of you, me and Harold. Heck, even I'm jealous of Harold.

Evil - 6-23-2005 at 01:10 PM

Juno, I've wanted to be you since I first met you when we were six. Hey, I think I was only five. But you, oh boy were you six.

poobs - 6-23-2005 at 01:12 PM

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Originally posted by Evil
But you, oh boy were you six.


:o:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

JunoRedneck - 6-23-2005 at 01:15 PM

poobs, that is the coolest avatar i've ever seen in my life.

poobs - 6-23-2005 at 01:16 PM

:lol::lol::lol: It makes me laugh..:duh:

Evil - 6-23-2005 at 01:23 PM

Good god. That is amazing. I wish I could see Juno doing that. Please never change it.

JunoRedneck - 6-23-2005 at 01:24 PM

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Originally posted by Evil
Good god. That is amazing. I wish I could see Juno doing that. Please never change it.


Why me?

poobs - 6-23-2005 at 01:27 PM

I'll try..But I already have another one lined up that I want to put in there..It can wait..

poobs - 6-23-2005 at 01:28 PM

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Originally posted by JunoRedneck
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Originally posted by Evil
Good god. That is amazing. I wish I could see Juno doing that. Please never change it.


Why me?


Cuz you'd look so cute in that hat and those little shorts..:yes:

JunoRedneck - 6-23-2005 at 01:29 PM

oh, ok

corkey16 - 6-23-2005 at 06:46 PM

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Originally posted by JunoRedneck
I think America is ready for a zombie president. And we won't have to worry about him being assassinated.


:lol: Don't you think he would talk kinda slow. And try to eat peoples brains. Speaking of zombie, I'm going to see Land of the Dead tommorrow. Really don't want to but my husband is all about some zombies.:rolleyes:

poobs - 6-23-2005 at 10:50 PM

I love to sing-a
About the moon-a and the June-a and the spring-a,
I love to sing-a,
About a sky of blue-a, or a tea for two-a,
Anything-a with a swing-a to an "I love you-a,"
I love to, I love to sing!

Give me a song-a
About a son-a gun that went and done her wrong-a.
But keep it clean-a,
With a cottage small-a by a waterfall-a,
Any sob-a that will throb-a to a bluebird's call-a,
I love, I love to sing!

I was born a singin' fool-a,
Lah-de-dah!
Ol' Major Bowes is gonna spot me,
Got through Yale with boula-boula,
Lah-de-dah!
Old microphone's got me!

I love to sing-a,
I love to wake up with the south-a in my mouth-a,
And wave a flag-a,
With a cheer for Uncle Sammy and another for my mammy,
I love to sing!

The swingin'est,
Hot singin'est,
Bell-ringin'est,
Song singin'est
High tootin'est,
Sky tootin'est,
I love to sing!

Bear - 6-24-2005 at 02:14 AM

That's wonderful Poobs.
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