Everybody run!!!

The Homecoming Queen's Got A Gun!!!

Hooooo - It was homecoming night at my high school
Hooooo - Everyone was there, it was totally cool
Hooooo - I was real excited, I almost wet my jeans
Hooooo - 'Cause my best friend Debbie was homecoming queen

She looked so pretty in pink chiffon, chiffon
Riding the float with her tiara on, tiara on
Holding this humongous bouquet in her hand, bouquet
She looked straight out of Disneyland

You know, like the Cinderella ride, I mean definitely an E ticket, E
ticket
The crowd was cheering, everyone was stoked, was stoked
I mean it was like the whole school was totally coked or something
The band was playing Evergreen
And all of a sudden somebody screamed

Look out! The homecoming queen's got a gun!

{Refrain}
Everybody run, the homecoming queen's got a gun
Everybody run, the homecoming queen has got a gun

Debbie's smiling and waving her gun
Picking off cheerleaders one by one
Oh Buffie's pompom just blew to bits
Oh no, Mitzie's head just did the splits
God, my best friend's on a shooting spree
Stop it, Debbie, you're embarrassing me
How could you do what you just did
Are you having a really bad period

{Refrain}

Stop Debbie, you're making a mess
Powder burns all over your dress

An hour later the cops arrived
By then the entire glee club had died, no big loss
You wouldn't believe what they brought to stop her
Tear gas, machine guns, even a chopper
"Throw down your gun and tiara and come out of the float"
Debbie didn't listen to what the cop said
She aimed and fired and now the math teacher's dead
Oh it's really sad but kind of a relief
I mean, we had this big test coming up next week

{Refrain}

Debbie's really having a blast
She's wasting half of the class

The cops fired a warning shot that blew her off the float
I tried to scream "duck" but it stuck in my throat
She hit the ground and did a flip, it was real acrobatic
But I was crying so hard I couldn't work my Instamatic
I ran down to Debbie, I had to find out
What made her do it, why'd she freak out
I saw the bullet had got her right in the ear
I knew then the end was near


So I ran down and I said, in her good ear, "Debbie, why'd you do it?" She raised her head, smiled, and said "I - I did it for Johnny." Johnny? Well like who's Johnny? Answer me, Debbie, who's Johnny? Does anybody here know Johnny? Are you Johnny? There was one guy named Johnny but he was a total geek, he always had food in his braces. Answer me, Debbie, who's Johnny? Oh God this is like that movie Citizen Kane you know where you later find out Rosebud was a sled? But we'll never know who Johnny was because like she's dead.

Everybody run, the homecoming queen's got a gun
Everybody run, the homecoming queen has got a
Everybody run
Everybody run, the homecoming queen has got a


Fuck..I LOVED Julie Brown back in the day..Does anyone remember her show on MTV? Just Say Julie? Oh man..Classic..That's when MTV was solid..I remember watching that and Remote Control all the damn time..Ahhh..Good times..

I know! I have a burned cd with it on there..Brody loves it..But he's so serious sometimes..After the part where she says the math teacher's dead but it's a relief, he goes, "Well, duh! They'll just get a new one!" Damn kids these days..

Are you talking about Downtown Julie Brown?




I think she's doing porno now.

but i don't know her either..

Sorry Noise..She probably wasn't on German MTV..You missed out though..She was awesome..

Quote:

Originally posted by Noisemonster yep.. the lyrics are awesome

Dude..You HAVE to download it..It's hilarious..Especially the part where she leans down to her friend and asks her why she did it..It's so dramatic..

Quote:

Originally posted by poobs She hit the ground and did a flip, it was real acrobatic But I was crying so hard I couldn't work my Instamatic

this is even funnier hearing it as a song that swings between shitty musical music and cheesy 80's rock..

Yay!! Noise likes it!! :D The part at the end kills me though..

"I..I did it for Johnny"

I have the Ghostbusters song stuck in my head. My favorite part is when he says "Bustin' makes me feeeeeel good!"

I love when I see stuff like "Diva" or "Princess" bumper stickers on cars and you see guys driving them..

Remember Adam Sandler was on Remote Control? He had this character kinda dressed like Hugh Hefner. It was hilarious. Me & some friends went to one of the last Grateful Dead Concerts in Vegas 95, and ran into Ken Ober. They only noticed us, because we had a fat $10,000 camera that a friend found near the OJ trial. One of his assistants came up to us, and asked "Who are you guys?" We're like, "Nobody..." I used to be addicted to "Club MTV" with Downtown Julie Brown (Wubba Wubba Wubba). I remember getting home from school or work (it was right at the end high school) getting stoned, and checking out all the babes. Listening to the latest popular songs(I look back now, and think what a waste of time, but eh...I was studying). There was a better show out here from Anaheim (KDOC) called Total Request Video, and that's where I first saw/heard Red Hot Chili Peppers "Knock Me Down" after that I was hooked (hot host too).

I tried to look up: "Total Request Video Anaheim KDOC" on google, and found this:

http://www.barflies.net/blog/archives/cat_music_miscellany.h...

P.S. I love the other Julie Brown she always reminded me of Exene Cervenka from X.




[Edited on 16-6-2005 by Neuwave]

Oh..Never was a fan of Downtown Julie Brown or the show..I thought it was lame..As was she..:duh:

Total Request Video! Yes!! I saw The Vandals perform on it..That shit was so awesome..

And X..I saw them about 2 years ago at the Anaheim HOB..That lady is torn up..I was just glad I was drinking a lot.. I loved all the fuzzy stuff Julie Brown had..And the way she was so open about her period and stuff..She's my role model..