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51 ways to annoy people..

poobs - 7-12-2005 at 10:46 PM

Ok..So a lot of them are gay, but I started picturing myself doing some and they made me laugh..Out loud!! :duh:

1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.

2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."

3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."

5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

6. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. <

7. Speak only in a "robot" voice.

8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.

9. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub".

10. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies.

11. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.

12. Sniffle incessantly.

13. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.

14. Name your dog "Dog."

15. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."

16. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think."

17. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your "astronaut training."

18. Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for "violating your airspace".

19. Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot."

20. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with Lysol.

21. Practice making fax and modem noises.

22. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc:" them to your boss.

23. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.

24. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.

25. Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell the neighbors you are a "spider person."

26. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with the prophesy."

27. Wear a special hip holster for your
remote control.

28. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment.

29. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.

30. Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room.

31. Give a play-by-play account of a persons every action in a nasal Howard Cosell voice.

32. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.

33. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."

34. Drum on every available surface.

35. Staple papers in the middle of the page.

36. Ask 1-800 operators for dates.

37. Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copyright warnings.

38. Sew anti-theft detector strips
into peoples backpacks.

39. Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.

40. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.

41. Set alarms for random times.

42. Order a side of pork rinds with your filet mignon.

43. Instead of Gallo, serve Night Train next Thanksgiving.

44. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a "croaking" noise.

45. Honk and wave to strangers.

46. Dress only in clothes colored Hunters Orange.

47. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.

48. Tape pieces of "Sweating to the Oldies" over climactic parts of rental movies.

49. Wear your pants backwards.

50. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register.

51. Be Corkey.

Neuwave - 7-13-2005 at 04:09 AM

52. be a real negative person, show no empathy for your fellow humans, reveal your insecurities by being a real dick for no reason, ignore the big picture, lose control of your focus, and...

basically be a waste of sperm.

poobs - 7-13-2005 at 06:36 AM

Anyone in mind, Neu? ;)

JunoRedneck - 7-13-2005 at 08:56 AM

:lol::lol::lol: Those are awesome. Does it mean I'm annoying if I've already done a few of them? Oh, and I've never been in a car with Evil when she hasn't done #45. She usually yells "Hi!" really loud out the window as well.

Neuwave - 7-13-2005 at 09:37 AM

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Anyone in mind, Neu? ;)


Nah just my idea of annoying.

corkey16 - 7-13-2005 at 10:29 AM

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51. Be Corkey.


That was so lame. So what's new?:rolleyes:

corkey16 - 7-13-2005 at 10:30 AM

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Anyone in mind, Neu? ;)


Where are you going with this? He probably was think of you when he typed it. Hmmm, I wonder.;)

Bear - 7-13-2005 at 10:42 AM

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51. Be Corkey.


That was so lame. So what's new?:rolleyes:


I think she envys you mate. If you don't like Corkey, well why do you mention her name alot?

Evil - 7-13-2005 at 11:04 AM

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15. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."


I tried that the other day. It really is annoying.

JunoRedneck - 7-13-2005 at 11:21 AM

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15. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."


I tried that the other day. It really is annoying.


And the whole time you were doing that, the guy in front of us was doing #13. How can you not tell that your blinker is on for 10 minutes?

Neuwave - 7-13-2005 at 11:43 AM

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Anyone in mind, Neu? ;)


Nah.

Evil - 7-13-2005 at 11:49 AM

I like how you answered that twice.

bananaboat - 7-13-2005 at 12:58 PM

53. Before someone goes to take a shower or bath, take a big smelly poo.

minimandy14 - 7-13-2005 at 01:43 PM

OMG my sister pooped in the bathroom WHILE I was in the shower! it was so gross!


54. Say bless you right before someone sneezes.

I've done # 1,3,7, and 45. . . and probably some more. . .but I don't remember right now. . . .I like the lysol one :lol: must do that some time. . . . .

poobs - 7-13-2005 at 07:54 PM

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I like how you answered that twice.


:lol::lol:

poobs - 7-13-2005 at 07:55 PM

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Anyone in mind, Neu? ;)


Where are you going with this?


I think the question spells that out..I was asking if he was talking about anyone specific..You look way too much into things..

JunoRedneck - 7-13-2005 at 07:57 PM

poobs, you make me laugh :D

poobs - 7-13-2005 at 07:59 PM

:duh:

minimandy14 - 7-13-2005 at 08:45 PM

It would have been WAY funnier if you had said "where are YOU going with this?" though. . . . :lol:

JunoRedneck - 7-13-2005 at 08:55 PM

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It would have been WAY funnier if you had said "where are YOU going with this?" though. . . . :lol:


mini, seriously... where are you going with this? what are you getting at? what... what are you doing? why are you doing this? what are you trying to say?

poobs - 7-13-2005 at 08:56 PM

Mini is just trying to start shit!! I swear! She's such a bitch all the time!! And she never makes sence!!

JunoRedneck - 7-13-2005 at 09:11 PM

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Originally posted by poobs
Mini is just trying to start shit!! I swear! She's such a bitch all the time!! And she never makes sence!!


What are you getting at?

happysmilely - 7-13-2005 at 09:49 PM

like i need a list to help me.
i have annoying people down :yes:

poobs - 7-13-2005 at 09:53 PM

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Mini is just trying to start shit!! I swear! She's such a bitch all the time!! And she never makes sence!!


What are you getting at?


What are trying to say?

JunoRedneck - 7-13-2005 at 09:55 PM

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Originally posted by poobs
Mini is just trying to start shit!! I swear! She's such a bitch all the time!! And she never makes sence!!


What are you getting at?


What are trying to say?


Where are you going with this?

poobs - 7-13-2005 at 09:58 PM

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Mini is just trying to start shit!! I swear! She's such a bitch all the time!! And she never makes sence!!


What are you getting at?


What are trying to say?


Where are you going with this?


Are you trying to start shit, you retarded lesbian??

JunoRedneck - 7-13-2005 at 10:00 PM

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Mini is just trying to start shit!! I swear! She's such a bitch all the time!! And she never makes sence!!


What are you getting at?


What are trying to say?


Where are you going with this?


Are you trying to start shit, you retarded lesbian??


I know you're talking about me!

poobs - 7-13-2005 at 10:06 PM

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Mini is just trying to start shit!! I swear! She's such a bitch all the time!! And she never makes sence!!


What are you getting at?


What are trying to say?


Where are you going with this?


Are you trying to start shit, you retarded lesbian??


I know you're talking about me!


You don't make any sence..

JunoRedneck - 7-13-2005 at 10:10 PM

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Mini is just trying to start shit!! I swear! She's such a bitch all the time!! And she never makes sence!!


What are you getting at?


What are trying to say?


Where are you going with this?


Are you trying to start shit, you retarded lesbian??


I know you're talking about me!


You don't make any sence..


more like you don't make sence! poobs, i don't havve any problums with anyone but you. you think your the queen of .nett.

poobs - 7-13-2005 at 10:14 PM

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Mini is just trying to start shit!! I swear! She's such a bitch all the time!! And she never makes sence!!


What are you getting at?


What are trying to say?


Where are you going with this?


Are you trying to start shit, you retarded lesbian??


I know you're talking about me!


You don't make any sence..


more like you don't make sence! poobs, i don't havve any problums with anyone but you. you think your the queen of .nett.


Eyve bean nuthing butt nice too yoo and your jst a bitch!!

Evil - 7-13-2005 at 10:16 PM

You guys are so flippin neat.

poobs - 7-13-2005 at 10:21 PM

What is that supposed to mean? :mad:

JunoRedneck - 7-13-2005 at 10:23 PM

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Mini is just trying to start shit!! I swear! She's such a bitch all the time!! And she never makes sence!!


What are you getting at?


What are trying to say?


Where are you going with this?


Are you trying to start shit, you retarded lesbian??


I know you're talking about me!


You don't make any sence..


more like you don't make sence! poobs, i don't havve any problums with anyone but you. you think your the queen of .nett.


Eyve bean nuthing butt nice too yoo and your jst a bitch!!


u dont gett what im saying. ur so dumb. ur jest jealus of me, becuz im so much hottter then u.

hahaha, look how skinny the first post is.

poobs - 7-13-2005 at 10:27 PM

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Mini is just trying to start shit!! I swear! She's such a bitch all the time!! And she never makes sence!!


What are you getting at?


What are trying to say?


Where are you going with this?


Are you trying to start shit, you retarded lesbian??


I know you're talking about me!


You don't make any sence..


more like you don't make sence! poobs, i don't havve any problums with anyone but you. you think your the queen of .nett.


Eyve bean nuthing butt nice too yoo and your jst a bitch!!


u dont gett what im saying. ur so dumb. ur jest jealus of me, becuz im so much hottter then u.

hahaha, look how skinny the first post is.


Know..U dunt understood waht eyem saying! Yu cunt evin spell!! Your such a crackhead donkey..Yah..Yoo mayde me go ther!!

JunoRedneck - 7-13-2005 at 10:29 PM

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Mini is just trying to start shit!! I swear! She's such a bitch all the time!! And she never makes sence!!


What are you getting at?


What are trying to say?


Where are you going with this?


Are you trying to start shit, you retarded lesbian??


I know you're talking about me!


You don't make any sence..


more like you don't make sence! poobs, i don't havve any problums with anyone but you. you think your the queen of .nett.


Eyve bean nuthing butt nice too yoo and your jst a bitch!!


u dont gett what im saying. ur so dumb. ur jest jealus of me, becuz im so much hottter then u.

hahaha, look how skinny the first post is.


Know..U dunt understood waht eyem saying! Yu cunt evin spell!! Your such a crackhead donkey..Yah..Yoo mayde me go ther!!


ur jst jelus, cuz Evil thinks i'm hot, and not u.

Evil - 7-13-2005 at 10:33 PM

You are so hot right now.

poobs - 7-13-2005 at 10:34 PM

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Mini is just trying to start shit!! I swear! She's such a bitch all the time!! And she never makes sence!!


What are you getting at?


What are trying to say?


Where are you going with this?


Are you trying to start shit, you retarded lesbian??


I know you're talking about me!


You don't make any sence..


more like you don't make sence! poobs, i don't havve any problums with anyone but you. you think your the queen of .nett.


Eyve bean nuthing butt nice too yoo and your jst a bitch!!


u dont gett what im saying. ur so dumb. ur jest jealus of me, becuz im so much hottter then u.

hahaha, look how skinny the first post is.


Know..U dunt understood waht eyem saying! Yu cunt evin spell!! Your such a crackhead donkey..Yah..Yoo mayde me go ther!!


ur jst jelus, cuz Evil thinks i'm hot, and not u.


Well I'm best frends wif imarob..He duzzn't post her often, but I sent my picks and now were won big happee famillyee..So YUR the won thatz gellus!!

JunoRedneck - 7-13-2005 at 10:39 PM

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Mini is just trying to start shit!! I swear! She's such a bitch all the time!! And she never makes sence!!


What are you getting at?


What are trying to say?


Where are you going with this?


Are you trying to start shit, you retarded lesbian??


I know you're talking about me!


You don't make any sence..


more like you don't make sence! poobs, i don't havve any problums with anyone but you. you think your the queen of .nett.


Eyve bean nuthing butt nice too yoo and your jst a bitch!!


u dont gett what im saying. ur so dumb. ur jest jealus of me, becuz im so much hottter then u.

hahaha, look how skinny the first post is.


Know..U dunt understood waht eyem saying! Yu cunt evin spell!! Your such a crackhead donkey..Yah..Yoo mayde me go ther!!


ur jst jelus, cuz Evil thinks i'm hot, and not u.


Well I'm best frends wif imarob..He duzzn't post her often, but I sent my picks and now were won big happee famillyee..So YUR the won thatz gellus!!


u obvusly dont git wat im syaing. ur so retarded. u cant even spelll. u dont evn make sence. plus u must be in luve wit me, cuz ur talkin abuot me all the time.

poobs - 7-13-2005 at 10:51 PM

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Mini is just trying to start shit!! I swear! She's such a bitch all the time!! And she never makes sence!!


What are you getting at?


What are trying to say?


Where are you going with this?


Are you trying to start shit, you retarded lesbian??


I know you're talking about me!


You don't make any sence..


more like you don't make sence! poobs, i don't havve any problums with anyone but you. you think your the queen of .nett.


Eyve bean nuthing butt nice too yoo and your jst a bitch!!


u dont gett what im saying. ur so dumb. ur jest jealus of me, becuz im so much hottter then u.

hahaha, look how skinny the first post is.


Know..U dunt understood waht eyem saying! Yu cunt evin spell!! Your such a crackhead donkey..Yah..Yoo mayde me go ther!!


ur jst jelus, cuz Evil thinks i'm hot, and not u.


Well I'm best frends wif imarob..He duzzn't post her often, but I sent my picks and now were won big happee famillyee..So YUR the won thatz gellus!!


u obvusly dont git wat im syaing. ur so retarded. u cant even spelll. u dont evn make sence. plus u must be in luve wit me, cuz ur talkin abuot me all the time.


Waht arr yoo triying too sai? Yoo alwayz haf to start shit, dontchoo? I wuz triying too be nyce mate..But kno more! Your fat! I din't want too go ther butt yoo mayde mee!!

corkey16 - 7-14-2005 at 08:37 AM

Sorry but, this is making my head hurt.:(

minimandy14 - 7-14-2005 at 09:53 AM

:lol: :lol: this is the best thread ever. . . . . .

. . . . . . Dontchoo?! :lol: thats great. . . . . . .

corkey16 - 7-14-2005 at 08:26 PM

:yawn: I think it's sorry.:yawn:

JunoRedneck - 7-14-2005 at 08:47 PM

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:lol: :lol: this is the best thread ever. . . . . .

. . . . . . Dontchoo?! :lol: thats great. . . . . . .


What are you trying to say?

Ok, I'll stop.

minimandy14 - 7-15-2005 at 11:39 AM

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:lol: :lol: this is the best thread ever. . . . . .

. . . . . . Dontchoo?! :lol: thats great. . . . . . .


What are you trying to say?

Ok, I'll stop.


What are YOU trying to say?

poobs - 7-15-2005 at 07:45 PM

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:lol: :lol: this is the best thread ever. . . . . .

. . . . . . Dontchoo?! :lol: thats great. . . . . . .


What are you trying to say?

Ok, I'll stop.


What are YOU trying to say?


What do you mean by that?

minimandy14 - 7-15-2005 at 08:01 PM

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:lol: :lol: this is the best thread ever. . . . . .

. . . . . . Dontchoo?! :lol: thats great. . . . . . .


What are you trying to say?

Ok, I'll stop.


What are YOU trying to say?


What do you mean by that?


What are you REALLY trying to say poobs? Hu?! HU?! I know you've had a problem with me ever scince I came on this board. Why don't you just come out and say how you really feel!

poobs - 7-15-2005 at 08:11 PM

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:lol: :lol: this is the best thread ever. . . . . .

. . . . . . Dontchoo?! :lol: thats great. . . . . . .


What are you trying to say?

Ok, I'll stop.


What are YOU trying to say?


What do you mean by that?


Why don't you just come out and say how you really feel!


I feel tired..And scared of my first bloody nose..:(

Evil - 7-16-2005 at 12:10 AM

I don't know if I've ever had one. I don't remember. All I remember is that when I was four, my neighbbor was over at my house playing, but he was really annoying me, so I punched him in the face and gave him a bloody nose. Goooood times.