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poobs - 7-18-2005 at 08:27 AM

Jude Law publicly apologizes to fiancee for affair with nanny

The Associated Press

July 18, 2005, 11:02 AM EDT

LONDON -- Jude Law publicly apologized to his actress-fiancee, Sienna Miller, expressing his "sincere regret" over an affair with one of his children's nanny.

"Following the reports in today's papers, I just want to say I am deeply ashamed and upset that I've hurt Sienna and the people most close to us," the 32-year-old actor said in a statement Monday to the British Press Association.

"I want to publicly apologize to Sienna and our respective families for the pain that I have caused," said Law, star of "Alfie" and "The Talented Mr. Ripley" films.

The publicity firm that represents Miller told The Associated Press the 23-year-old actress had no comment on Law's statement.

Miller was Law's co-star in the remake of "Alfie." The couple became engaged on Christmas Day 2004.

The nanny was identified in the newspaper reports as Daisy Wright, 26.

Law divorced fashion designer-actress Sadie Frost in October 2003 after a six-year marriage and three children.

The actor earned Oscar nominations for his roles in "The Talented Mr. Ripley" and "Cold Mountain." His screen credits also include "Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow," "Closer" and "The Aviator," all released in 2004.



Curses!! If I had known that he would cheat on that woman I would have made more of an effort to stalk him and make him mine!!!! :D

JunoRedneck - 7-18-2005 at 08:46 AM

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Originally posted by poobs
Curses!! If I had known that he would cheat on that woman I would have made more of an effort to stalk him and make him mine!!!! :D


poobs, I say go for it. anything's possible.

poobs - 7-18-2005 at 08:54 AM

Well alright!! Let the stalking/seducing begin!!










*ahem* Does anyone know where he lives? :duh:

JunoRedneck - 7-18-2005 at 08:56 AM

London.




I'm so much help, I know.

poobs - 7-18-2005 at 09:10 AM

Sweet..That's where Dyler lives!! Do you know him, Dyler??

JunoRedneck - 7-18-2005 at 09:12 AM

Dyler? Ya I know him, he lives in London. You know who else lives in London? Jude Law.

poobs - 7-18-2005 at 09:17 AM

Poop shorts..



[Edited on 7-18-2005 by poobs]

JunoRedneck - 7-18-2005 at 09:19 AM

Oh, I was just pretending I had no short term memory. Thus the Jude Law comment. Hey, speaking of Jude Law... did you know he lives in London?

poobs - 7-18-2005 at 09:21 AM

I'm gonna edit my post cuz I didn't quite get it..:no:

JunoRedneck - 7-18-2005 at 09:23 AM

It's early. I think we both are easily confused this morning. Haha, poop shorts...

poobs - 7-18-2005 at 09:42 AM

My head is quite fuzzy this morning..I think I passed out at around 2 on my couch, then got up at 5 cuz I was sneezing my brains out and went to my bed..Then I had to pee..Then I finally got up at around 8 or so..And I might be heading to an interview today..I don't know if it's such a great idea..I don't know how great of an impression I'd leave..

"She's totally qualified for the job, but she seemed to be staring at the wall a lot and not answering our questions.."

corkey16 - 7-18-2005 at 10:35 AM

Well a man as fine as Jude, why not sleep with as many women as you can.:saint:




Hmm , hmmm, hmmm, damn!!!!

[Edited on 19-7-2005 by corkey16]

Evil - 7-18-2005 at 02:57 PM

What a hoser.

DylerPlummer - 7-18-2005 at 03:04 PM

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Originally posted by poobs
Sweet..That's where Dyler lives!! Do you know him, Dyler??


Yeah i know Jud (as we call him).. He's a pest.. Keeps bugging me to come to see bands with me but i'm like "Jud.. Back off man i need my space".. Seriously he must ring me 15 times a day.. Gee some people are really annoying and Juds one of them :rolleyes:

JunoRedneck - 7-18-2005 at 03:53 PM

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Originally posted by DylerPlummer
"Jud.. Back off man i need my space"..



:lol::lol::lol:

poobs - 7-18-2005 at 04:34 PM

What the fuck is stretching this thread so much? It's so annoying..

poobs - 7-18-2005 at 04:35 PM

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Originally posted by DylerPlummer
Gee some people are really annoying and Juds one of them :rolleyes:


I know another one..:saint:

corkey16 - 7-18-2005 at 05:00 PM

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Originally posted by poobs
What the fuck is stretching this thread so much? It's so annoying..


Might be my picture. I put a new one up.:)

JunoRedneck - 7-18-2005 at 08:04 PM

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Originally posted by poobs
What the fuck is stretching this thread so much? It's so annoying..


I have no idea. Usually it's because of a big picture or something. But no one posted any pictures or anything of that sort. It's a mystery.

corkey16 - 7-18-2005 at 08:10 PM

Juno, that shit getting old honey, plus, how can you NOT see beautiful Jude anyway. You must be a lesbo. What a dummy. Oh... wait a minute, if your ignoring my messages , that means I can call you whatever and say whatever I want to you, HELL YA!!!!!!!!!

[Edited on 19-7-2005 by corkey16]

minimandy14 - 7-18-2005 at 09:17 PM

Man, if I was in London . . . . .and a nanny. . . .I wonder if he is going to stay with the nanny? any news on that?

JunoRedneck - 7-18-2005 at 09:46 PM

I heard he hooked up with this stalker from Sacramento...

minimandy14 - 7-18-2005 at 10:26 PM

Really? Thats cool . . . . if only I was a stalker from sacramento . . . .:lol:

poobs - 7-18-2005 at 11:22 PM

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Originally posted by JunoRedneck
I heard he hooked up with this stalker from Sacramento...


You know it..:duh:

7cut - 7-19-2005 at 01:25 AM

oh why canīt men be loyal? :no:
iīd like to see a picture of the nanny.
sienna miller ainīt bad. (though maybe a bit boring) ....


TurtleEnterprises - 7-19-2005 at 08:45 AM

It was me guys. I just want to publicly apologize for sleeping with a married man, I mean hes so fine and all. -- the nanny.

JunoRedneck - 7-19-2005 at 09:01 AM

I knew it!

corkey16 - 7-19-2005 at 10:49 AM

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Originally posted by TurtleEnterprises
It was me guys. I just want to publicly apologize for sleeping with a married man, I mean hes so fine and all. -- the nanny.


He's not married to her yet.

poobs - 7-19-2005 at 06:13 PM

Damn it! He's so hot!!



And the nanny? Not so much!! You would think if he was going to cheat on someone so gorgeous, that the "other woman" would be equally, or more gorgeous!! But no..I wish I could find a picture of her..

JunoRedneck - 7-19-2005 at 07:49 PM

Thus why he hooked up with the hot stalker.

poobs - 7-19-2005 at 07:57 PM

Awww hells yeah!!!

minimandy14 - 7-20-2005 at 02:17 PM

What did the nanny look like?

poobs - 7-20-2005 at 02:33 PM

Blonde..Not very cute..Not that I could see, anyways..I just saw snippets of those tabloid rags on some entertainment news show and they had her picture on there..Man..Can you imagine being that chick?? How did it happen? Did he seduce her?? What a lucky bitch..

minimandy14 - 7-20-2005 at 02:39 PM

I know! I wonder who seduced who. . . .hmmm, maybe the kids put it together becuase they didn't like whats her bucket, that girl he was married to. . . . . .

poobs - 7-20-2005 at 02:43 PM

It really didn't seem like they had been dating long before he asked her to marry him..I think this is what they get for doing the typical Hollywood rushing into things bullshit..:duh:

minimandy14 - 7-20-2005 at 02:54 PM

Yea probably, but like you wouldn't rush into marrying him! :lol:

poobs - 7-20-2005 at 03:06 PM

Aahhh shit..I'd lock that shit down the second I met him..Then again, once he met me, he'd never have the urge to go to another woman anyways..:D

minimandy14 - 7-20-2005 at 03:09 PM

:lol: . . . .yea. . . .:D

poobs - 8-21-2005 at 09:14 AM

I SAW JUDE LAW'S LINUS!!! It's not the prettiest I've ever seen, but his beautiful face more than makes up for it..And it's NOT circumsized!! :wow: That'll be a first for me when the two of us hook up next year..:yes::D

minimandy14 - 8-21-2005 at 09:42 AM

:lol: :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

Evil - 8-21-2005 at 10:56 AM

been there, done that

poobs - 8-21-2005 at 11:08 AM

Whore..:mad:

Evil - 8-21-2005 at 11:13 AM

i get that all the time, but i still don't know what it means. i'll just assume it means i smell of flowers and things.

minimandy14 - 8-21-2005 at 11:18 AM

No, I think that that's HOE not whore. . . .

poobs - 8-21-2005 at 11:36 AM

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Originally posted by Evil
i get that all the time, but i still don't know what it means. i'll just assume it means i smell of flowers and things.


If by flowers you mean man juice and KY, then yes..:duh:

Evil - 8-21-2005 at 12:00 PM

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Originally posted by minimandy14
No, I think that that's HOE not whore. . . .


did you seriuosly think i didn't know what a whore was?

Evil - 8-21-2005 at 12:01 PM

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Originally posted by poobs
Quote:
Originally posted by Evil
i get that all the time, but i still don't know what it means. i'll just assume it means i smell of flowers and things.


If by flowers you mean man juice and KY, then yes..:duh:


that's EXACTLY what i meant!! dang, who told you the secret codes to figure that out?

poobs - 8-21-2005 at 12:13 PM

I know all..:cool:

minimandy14 - 8-21-2005 at 01:43 PM

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Originally posted by Evil
Quote:
Originally posted by minimandy14
No, I think that that's HOE not whore. . . .


did you seriuosly think i didn't know what a whore was?


Did you seriously think that I seriously thought that you didn't know what a whore was?

Evil - 8-21-2005 at 01:55 PM

yes.

minimandy14 - 8-21-2005 at 02:11 PM

. . . . . . :rolleyes:

poobs - 8-21-2005 at 03:40 PM

Holy crap..My tummy is so fucking burnt..Owwwwww..

Evil - 8-21-2005 at 04:12 PM

What were you doing with your tummy near fires?



It works so well because fires rhymes with tires.

JunoRedneck - 8-21-2005 at 04:13 PM

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

poobs - 8-21-2005 at 04:16 PM

I was tanning..And of course the parts that I NEED to be tan aren't getting tan..But the parts that hurt when I sit or..Well, basically sit are fucking burnt so bad..And I really wish I could go without a bra cuz that's going to hurt pretty bad, too..I better look so damn good for this fucking wedding..I'm putting myself through enough pain for it..:mad:

[Edited on 8-22-2005 by poobs]

minimandy14 - 8-21-2005 at 05:05 PM

Wow, that does suck . . . . . . .I'm so white that right now if I were to go tanning then, well, I'd probably come out looking like a lobster, everywhere.

poobs - 8-21-2005 at 08:41 PM

Well, that's what I was kind of hoping for..An even burn that will turn into an even tan..But for some reason, the parts that I want to tan aren't tanning!! :ticking:

Evil - 8-21-2005 at 11:22 PM

My plan is to stay as white as possible. It's going pretty well so far.

poobs - 8-22-2005 at 05:46 AM

But you look good white..I look better with a tan..And I have to get rid of these stupid tank top tan lines cuz the top I'm wearing has really thin straps..I swear..That's the ONLY part of me that's not getting color..

minimandy14 - 8-22-2005 at 12:04 PM

That sucks alot. . .maybe you should make an outfit for the parts of your body that are normally bare and and cute out the parts that you want tanned. . .so only the parts you want tanned are getting those nice UV rays. . . .

Noisemonster - 8-22-2005 at 12:36 PM

teeheehee.. i would like that outfit :P

bananaboat - 8-22-2005 at 01:42 PM

Maybe you can try sunless tanner? But not so much... 'cause you know... you don't want to be looking like an orange an all..

minimandy14 - 8-22-2005 at 04:31 PM

You know sunless tanner doesn't make you all orange anymore. . .the people on bay watch used to use sunless tanner . . . . I was watching this thing about it . . . .

poobs - 8-22-2005 at 04:58 PM

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Originally posted by Noisemonster
teeheehee.. i would like that outfit :P


Perv..:lol:

I'm not good with sunless tanner..I use it on my legs sometimes during the winter, but I usually end up with it streaking a little..The tanning salon is working alright..But I made the mistake of going in topless and, since my boobs haven't seen the sun since I lived down in Redondo, my poor boobies are toasted..:rolleyes:

minimandy14 - 8-23-2005 at 02:01 PM

Hehehe. My boobs have never seen sunlight ;). . . . . .or have they? I dunno. . . .I like being pale. . . .

corkey16 - 8-23-2005 at 04:55 PM

Ha Ha , I don't need a tan!!!! :P

minimandy14 - 8-23-2005 at 05:36 PM

Haha, neither do I! . . . .because I don't care what my skin looks like, just as long as it's silkey smooth :P which it is, always :D

corkey16 - 8-23-2005 at 05:37 PM

Speaking of silky smooth skin....I'M SELLING AVON!!!!! I love there Skin-So-Soft products!!! Anyone want to buy from me???

[Edited on 24-8-2005 by corkey16]

minimandy14 - 8-23-2005 at 05:39 PM

NO! I love that Quench body lotion by Olay ooooh it even makes my skin all shimmery :P

corkey16 - 8-23-2005 at 05:45 PM

We sell something just like that.:) It's called the Skin-So-Soft in-Conditioner. Works the same way, but cheaper.

[Edited on 24-8-2005 by corkey16]

minimandy14 - 8-24-2005 at 12:15 PM

I doubt it.

corkey16 - 8-24-2005 at 06:31 PM

It's good. It try it. I smells so good plus it keeps your skin soft all day long.

minimandy14 - 8-24-2005 at 06:54 PM

So does the stuff I use. . . .for like two days . . . . .

JunoRedneck - 8-24-2005 at 08:22 PM

I think when I’m tired, I become a hypochondriac.

minimandy14 - 8-25-2005 at 12:06 PM

I think, when I'm tired, I start to halucinate things. . . . .