poobs - 7-24-2005 at 03:56 PM
I'm deleting most of my 3000 emails in my inbox and came across this joke..It made me chuckle, which is pretty good considering I've been
crying my eyes out for the past few days..:duh:
Why you never question a drunk!
A woman was shopping at her local Supermarket where she selected
a half-gallon of 2% milk,
a carton of eggs,
a quart of orange juice,
a head of romaine lettuce,
a 2 lb. can of coffee,
and a 1 lb. package of bacon.
As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier.
While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated, "You must be single."
The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked at
her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped
off the drunk to her marital status.
Curiosity getting the better of her, she said "Well, you know what, you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?"
The drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly."
Evil - 7-24-2005 at 04:13 PM
hahahahaha. that's pretty amazing.
minimandy14 - 7-24-2005 at 05:40 PM
JunoRedneck - 7-24-2005 at 06:01 PM
nice
EN - 7-24-2005 at 08:47 PM
hahaha, that is terrific with a capital T, much like minimandy's signature.(Hurryay for the Ramones!)
minimandy14 - 7-24-2005 at 10:31 PM
YES! I love The Ramones. . . .obviously. . . . and that song was stuck in my head so I thought I would make it my signature. . . now I think I'll
go and listen to it 
minimandy14 - 7-24-2005 at 10:43 PM
yey I have a moving avatar now :D