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poobs - 9-21-2005 at 09:09 AM

My cool upstairs neighbor is moving..He's my protector from the other stupid upstairs neighbors who are totally loud all the time..He goes and roughs them up for me..Now who's going to do that?? And I swear we were well on our way to some sexing..He's so hot..TALL and beefy..Not fat..And not grossly muscular..Just a big solid hunk of man who likes the extra booty I have..Damn him for leaving!! :mad:

Evil - 9-21-2005 at 09:15 AM

Boooooo. Go tell him to stay put.

corkey16 - 9-21-2005 at 09:29 AM

You could have given him some "goodbye" booty to go.:yes:

poobs - 9-21-2005 at 09:33 AM

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Originally posted by Evil
Boooooo. Go tell him to stay put.


I should..But I won't..:duh:

poobs - 9-21-2005 at 09:34 AM

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Originally posted by corkey16
You could have given him some "goodbye" booty to go.:yes:


I should..But I won't..:duh:

minimandy14 - 9-21-2005 at 12:59 PM

Awe, why not? I think he'd like it :duh:

poobs - 9-22-2005 at 06:05 AM

Holy crap..I've had liquid poo all night..My tummy is contracting like I'm going to puke..My asshole is on fire!! I'm scared to leave the house cuz it comes on so fast..But if I call in sick, I won't be going back to that assignment..:( If I get the urge to let my asshole explode before I get to work, I'm calling in..I hope it's all done with, but my tummy is telling me different..What the fuck? I didn't even eat anything greasy or horrible yesterday! :(

corkey16 - 9-22-2005 at 06:14 AM

Sounds like a stomach virus or food poisoning. Drinking a coke will help the uncomfortable feeling cause the acids with help break it down.

JunoRedneck - 9-22-2005 at 06:14 AM

I really feel like I'm gonna puke this morning. I hope I don't.

corkey16 - 9-22-2005 at 06:15 AM

Drink a coke.:yes: It helps.

poobs - 9-22-2005 at 06:38 AM

Juno, who could have done this to us?? Wait a sec..Is Evil feeling sick?? :ticking:

JunoRedneck - 9-22-2005 at 09:03 AM

Mentally, yes.

Evil - 9-22-2005 at 09:38 AM

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Originally posted by poobs
Juno, who could have done this to us?? Wait a sec..Is Evil feeling sick?? :ticking:


I'm feeling a bit mentally sick, yes.

TurtleEnterprises - 9-22-2005 at 10:37 AM

i feel like that today poobs. i hope you are feeling better.
how sexy that you have a neighbor like that.

poobs - 9-22-2005 at 03:40 PM

We had a birthday here so they served cake but I'm nervous to eat it..I swear I almost shit myself earlier..Oi..Sorry you're feeling it, too, Turtle..We should measure our liquid poo to see who did the most!!

TurtleEnterprises - 9-22-2005 at 03:43 PM

I went to my moms house to handle it, luckily she lives only a minute form here.

minimandy14 - 9-22-2005 at 04:28 PM

wow, that's horrible.

poobs - 9-22-2005 at 05:22 PM

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Originally posted by TurtleEnterprises
I went to my moms house to handle it, luckily she lives only a minute form here.


That's nice..I had to walk carefully just in case..:wow:

bootsier - 9-23-2005 at 03:12 PM

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Originally posted by poobs
a big solid hunk of man who likes the extra booty I have..


extra booty=flab?

minimandy14 - 9-23-2005 at 04:14 PM

Extra booty doesn't neccesarily mean flab, I mean, normaly you are your worst critic.

corkey16 - 9-23-2005 at 04:17 PM

Sometimes it can though.:yes: All depends.;)

poobs - 9-23-2005 at 05:07 PM

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Originally posted by i'madumbass
Quote:
Originally posted by poobs
a big solid hunk of man who likes the extra booty I have..


extra booty=flab?


Extra booty = Extra booty, you fucking tard..:rolleyes:

Evil - 9-23-2005 at 06:20 PM

oh snizz.

bootsier - 9-24-2005 at 05:26 AM

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Extra booty = Extra booty, you fucking tard..:rolleyes:


mefucking tardy
you fuking LARDY!

Evil - 9-24-2005 at 07:52 AM

you put the boo in i'madumbass.

JunoRedneck - 9-24-2005 at 08:21 AM

ew, he's fucking a tardy?

poobs - 9-24-2005 at 08:30 AM

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Originally posted by JunoRedneck
ew, he's fucking a tardy?


Nasty, huh? :wow:

minimandy14 - 9-24-2005 at 12:57 PM

Yea, just a smidgen.

bootsier - 9-24-2005 at 01:01 PM

being a fucking tard means fucking a tardy? I have much to learn in this mysterious realm

[Edited on 24-9-2005 by i'madumbass]

minimandy14 - 9-24-2005 at 01:06 PM

Yes, yes you do.

JunoRedneck - 9-24-2005 at 03:01 PM

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Originally posted by i'madumbass
being a fucking tard means fucking a tardy?


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mefucking tardy


no, when you say you're fucking a tardy it means you're fucking a tardy. at least i assumed. i tend to take people's word on that kinda thing. feel free to correct me, in a nice manner if you are capable (but by reading your other posts, i doubt you can make a post without insulting someone). and just a quick question, why would you choose your first post to be an insult to someone? to someone you don't even know, nonetheless. don't you have people in real life you can insult? or perhaps on some other board? because we don't want it :)

bootsier - 9-24-2005 at 04:24 PM

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why would you choose your first post to be an insult to someone?


yes that's a good question, I just ended up at this lovely Ima Robot site, because I went to askjeeves.com and asked the question "why is poobs so stupid?" try it yourself and see what happens

[Edited on 25-9-2005 by i'madumbass]

poobs - 9-24-2005 at 04:27 PM

I love when people who can't spell or use correct punctuation try to call others stupid..It really defeats the purpose..:rolleyes:

poobs - 9-24-2005 at 04:29 PM

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Originally posted by JunoRedneck
why would you choose your first post to be an insult to someone? to someone you don't even know, nonetheless. don't you have people in real life you can insult? or perhaps on some other board? because we don't want it :)


Don't you know, Juno? It takes real balls to insult someone you don't know on a message board..Yep..It takes someone real tough..Oh wait..No it doesn't..Ok..So your answer is that this "person" is a tard with no balls and no social skills and who runs away like a pansy in any kind of "real" confrontation..:yes:

seacaptain - 9-24-2005 at 04:45 PM

ok im drunk and thats enough insulting poobs

seacaptain - 9-24-2005 at 04:46 PM

gone

poobs - 9-24-2005 at 04:47 PM

Oh captain, my captain..:D

seacaptain - 9-24-2005 at 04:49 PM

:cool:

i'm a sucker for a kiss from poobs

[Edited on 25-9-2005 by seacaptain]

poobs - 9-24-2005 at 05:50 PM

:saint:

minimandy14 - 9-25-2005 at 11:40 AM

Awe, aren't you guys just so sweet to eachother!

bootsier - 9-26-2005 at 04:24 PM

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It takes real balls to insult someone you don't know on a message board..


you'd know all about that poobs

JunoRedneck - 9-26-2005 at 04:47 PM

weren't you banned or something?

seacaptain - 9-26-2005 at 05:33 PM

hmm i dont know why it didn't work :(

seacaptain - 9-26-2005 at 05:36 PM

ok i figured it out, sorry about that everyone

Evenbootsier - 9-26-2005 at 07:58 PM

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Originally posted by seacaptain
ok im drunk and thats enough insulting poobs



you're drunk??? did someone give you free drink or something?

JunoRedneck - 9-26-2005 at 08:21 PM

omg! lol! do you write your own material?

seacaptain - 9-26-2005 at 10:02 PM

was that an insult, you think? *confused*

*shrug*

poobs - 9-27-2005 at 06:41 AM

Wait..Did that thing say you get free drinks?? Oh my gosh..I'll hold you back, Cap'n!! I know you want to beat the shit out of it after making a comment like that!!

minimandy14 - 9-29-2005 at 12:43 PM

Free Drinks For Ladies With Nuts!

poobs - 9-29-2005 at 02:36 PM

Oohh!! Corkey will be stoked!! Oh wait..You said ladies..Forget it.. ;)

And before you get all in a tizzy, Corkey, I was JUST KIDDING!! IT had to be said and who better to say it about?? ;)

minimandy14 - 9-29-2005 at 05:31 PM

Dude, totally. . . .

corkey16 - 9-30-2005 at 05:17 AM

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Originally posted by poobs
Oohh!! Corkey will be stoked!! Oh wait..You said ladies..Forget it.. ;)

And before you get all in a tizzy, Corkey, I was JUST KIDDING!! IT had to be said and who better to say it about?? ;)


Got ya! :D = Cheese.

minimandy14 - 9-30-2005 at 12:09 PM

mmmmmm Cheese= The best edible substance known to man.