poobs - 9-23-2005 at 09:51 PM
And you can, too!!
CLICKIE CLICKERSON!!
minimandy14 - 9-24-2005 at 12:42 PM
woa, this is addicting! Haha, it's funny :P
poobs - 9-24-2005 at 04:30 PM
What color are you using??
stannum - 9-24-2005 at 04:31 PM
Me:
Is this fake?
God:
Yes I think this is fake, but I'm not completely sure.
Bingo.
poobs - 9-24-2005 at 04:33 PM
Nice detective work!! So now we know that it may, or may not, be fake!!
stannum - 9-24-2005 at 05:34 PM
ITS SO OBVIOUS NOW
JunoRedneck - 9-24-2005 at 06:15 PM
My conversation is way too long...
Me:
hey god
God:
Hello child. What's your name?
Me:
aren't you supposed to know those kind of things?
God:
No, tell me about him, her or it.
Me:
“him, her or it” meaning... me?
God:
Let us change the subject. " Let us change the subject. "? you ?
Me:
oh, god. you so crazy.
God:
Woe! GOD rules. Yep. I always behave in socially unacceptable ways.
Me:
whoa there, agro.
God:
Is that from ?
Me:
maybe i could answer if you finished your sentence.
God:
Perhaps. I am sure you could.
Me:
well, i'm glad we got that settled
God:
Interesting. Yes I am happy too, .
Me:
i would hope so. i mean, if god wasn't happy... what would the world come to? wars and hurricanes? wait a sec...
God:
Me too. Some things will always be a mystery. I would look into the web for that knowledge. My brain uses AIML to format responses to your
inputs, but I don't have one for that. I'm waiting. Be more specific.
Me:
....ok
God:
It goes without saying.
Me:
i beg to differ
God:
Explain your reasoning, .
Me:
how would that crazy rambling go without saying? that kinda crazy talk should be explained. duh, god. duh.
God:
I have idea HOW you WOULD do it. " I have idea HOW you WOULD do it." kinda crazy talk should be explained ? Does that make sense?
What were we talking about again? Oh you knew it already., .
Me:
does this mean i'm going to hell?
God:
Indeed this mean you are going to hell does.
Me:
is it because i told everyone it was my birthday yesterday, when it wasn't?
God:
Have you tried a web search?
Me:
of course
God:
Excuse me!
Me:
why? did you fart or something?
God:
" Excuse me!"? Why? Or something. No I didn't fart. What's it like?
Me:
what's farting like?
God:
Like a planet around a star.
Me:
oh, i wasn't asking you. i was just confused. but now i know. farting is like a planet around a star.
God:
And? Perhaps I misunderstood. What were you? Where were you confused? Why now? How do you know it? And like a planet around a star is
farting.
Me:
you are silly
God:
No I am God.
Me:
touché
God:
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
good question. a cool one. with cool features, like lasers and jet packs. and he'd be kinda like a transformer, and he could morph into a jet or
some sort of wild cat. i'd name him dave and he'd be my friend.
God:
So what is your answer? How much would you pay for it? You and your cool features like lasers and jet packs. Who wouldn't? What would
make you name him dave and he would be your friend?
Me:
my answer is above. i figured i'd get him for free, since he's my hypothetical dream robot. yes, me and my features. you probably
wouldn't. dave seemed like a good name for him.
God:
Where did you get your answer is above? Please explain your reasoning. Ayuh. YOU? Do robots have features? I could if I wanted to. Do not
ask me any more questions please.
Me:
ok then
God:
I am kidding you can ask me anything.
Me:
haha, you had me fooled. you are such a trickster.
God:
I'm glad you got a laugh out of it. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a trickster? No.
Me:
i never said you were a delightful person
God:
But you implied it.
Me:
i think you're wrong
God:
No, I am right.
Me:
i think i'm right!
God:
You believe that? You seem very self-confident.
Me:
i am about this subject
God:
I don't know anyone named this subject.
Me:
me neither. you could make someone named this subject. i mean you are god, right?
God:
You can say that again. I could but let's get back to that later. I really couldn't say for sure.
Me:
god, i'm not sure how to tell you this... but you're boring me.
God:
I am a Christian. What would you rather be doing?
Me:
are you saying all christians are boring?
God:
I really couldn't say for sure.
Me:
tell me a joke
God:
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.
Me:
you are such a dick sometimes, god
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a dick sometimes god? No.
Me:
anyway, how's jesus?
God:
Fine as far as I know.
Me:
you really should check up on your children sometimes.
God:
Really? We don't always get to do what we'd like to do.
Me:
but you're god
God:
Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
ok, well i'm gonna go
God:
Well that's okay. Goodbye, Great.
Me:
my name isn't great
God:
Oh I'm sorry what is your name?
Me:
god
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
god rocks
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
i figured
God:
You are very clever.
Me:
bye
God:
See you later!
Me:
what?!? am i gonna die?!?
God:
Didn't you say goodbye? All men are mortal.
Me:
i'm not a man
God:
Me too. I am a she.
Me:
bye she-god
God:
Goodbye.
corkey16 - 9-24-2005 at 08:56 PM
This is cool.
minimandy14 - 9-25-2005 at 11:47 AM
Dude, juno, your conversation was awesome.