How pathetic...........

I´m at Munich central station joyfully making my
way to the subway when this guy in bad-ill-fitting suit
tips me on my shoulder and goes "hey, what´s your name? what´s your profession? you got a bit of time, i might have a job for you!". And i talk to him a little and smell the rat......he was as trustworthy as a rancid bean but as i had time and was bored anyway i let him buy me a drink (but was careful he wouldn´t put anything in it) and let him talk. On how he was the CEO of a event company, travelling all over the world to media fairs (he must have thought i was like melting to his words. as if i could be impressed with such shite) and i interrupt him, that i have few time and want to know what the job is about ....no nudity, or sillyness i want. and he´s like "errrm, yeah, errrm, on this travels i like to afford the luxury to take someone along..for my personal amusement. errm, yes." and i am like "whaaat? mistress COD? escort service- thing?"and he´s nodding but is like "but only for me, i wouldn´t lend you to others!" and i just laugh, finish my drink and tell him i´m the wrong girl . don´t go for such stuff. and he´s like "wait, but i need you to know that you´re a very exciting wonderful woman!" and i laugh and go off. he begged me to take his card in case i was feeling lonely..........what da fuck????

he was so shy when telling me all this .....
not assholic at all. otherwise i would have told
him what a helpless prick he was.
haha...before we talked there was this other
girl he seemed to know well and he asked her
to go away and come back in like 30 minutes
and she looked a me bewildered and he´d
told me she was another "employee" of him.



he should call there:

Oh my freakin' jesus! that is so hilarious! and really effed up

assholic

once on a trip to spain, there was this drunk old gay guy from cologne who asked me and my buddy in german 'hey, wanna spend the night with me??' and we were like (in english, thank goodness he couldn't speak that) 'oh, sorry, man, we do not speak german, we're from sweden'. oh my gosh he was so desperate he asked 'hey, i give you money for that! pleeaase!' :o

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Originally posted by Noisemonster once on a trip to spain, there was this drunk old gay guy from cologne who asked me and my buddy in german 'hey, wanna spend the night with me??' and we were like (in english, thank goodness he couldn't speak that) 'oh, sorry, man, we do not speak german, we're from sweden'. oh my gosh he was so desperate he asked 'hey, i give you money for that! pleeaase!' :o

Now THAT'S a good story!!!

Are all people from Cologne like that?
is there a prototype - gay/drunk/
hailing from Cologne...?

I always wanted to check out Cologne ....
have a friend over there i could stay at even.
but i don´t think it´s gonna happen....too bad.
i´ve been to Bremen, Bremerhaven, Berlin,
Hamburg, Stuttgart, Nürnberg, Augsburg, Munich
etc. but never to Cologne. Shame on me.
feel like i´ve missed something......

no, although i have a friend there also.
but i heard it´s quite an awful city.

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Originally posted by Noisemonster once on a trip to spain, there was this drunk old gay guy from cologne who asked me and my buddy in german 'hey, wanna spend the night with me??' and we were like (in english, thank goodness he couldn't speak that) 'oh, sorry, man, we do not speak german, we're from sweden'. oh my gosh he was so desperate he asked 'hey, i give you money for that! pleeaase!' :o

Oh man, I would have been like .. .yea give me the money now, and I'll meet you in your room. . .and then just left! wait no, I'm not THAT mean, I prolly would have done the same

Frantically dialing number...

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Originally posted by Evil thanks for letting the secret out, bitch.

Hey Matt! how are you?
looks like i wouldn´t move to Vienna after all until
either December or --more likely-- early January!
you really should have come to that "Bat Society" party near Munich......and yesterday there was a Zombocombo wrestling party at the Registratur.

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Originally posted by 7cut Hey Matt! how are you? looks like i wouldn´t move to Vienna after all until either December or --more likely-- early January! you really should have come to that "Bat Society" party near Munich......and yesterday there was a Zombocombo wrestling party at the Registratur.

December or January huh? Well I'll be back in California by then. But I plan to come back to Köln next summer for at least a year. So that'll give you plenty of time to set up the guest room in Vienna
I'm not so sure about the Bat Society, but this Zombocombo deal sounds like fun. Especially if it involves actual wrestling.
Boop.

yes, they did have a wrestling performance as part of their no-no-no-notorious midnite show. and for the rest of the evening, wrestling programmes projected on canvas. nobody wanted to fight me alas. (suckers). but i kicked my friend and got her in complete suprise. haha.

oh yes, pay a visit in Vienna next year! we can go check the catacombs and stuff.

i do have an internet connection at home now and a darling black notebook which is a blessing - no more internet cafes or friends` places. a step further into promo service professionalism. but still a long way. blahblah.

btw. damn...i have to crash by in California one day. i could need a bit of chillin´......



[Edited on 3-11-2005 by 7cut]

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