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idreamptofUmbrella - 10-12-2006 at 08:16 PM

okay, so name a group of people, and then something they can't do based purely upon your speculation and not upon previous observations.

idreamptofUmbrella - 10-12-2006 at 08:17 PM

fat people can't hoola hoop.

idreamptofUmbrella - 10-12-2006 at 08:31 PM

hemophiliacs are rarely emo.

JunoRedneck - 10-12-2006 at 08:33 PM

couldn't you just get a bigger hoola hoop?

idreamptofUmbrella - 10-12-2006 at 08:44 PM

this isn't the debate thread.

JunoRedneck - 10-12-2006 at 08:52 PM

screw you.

idreamptofUmbrella - 10-12-2006 at 08:54 PM

okay fine, you could start a plus size hoola hooping company as i've never seen such a thing.

JunoRedneck - 10-12-2006 at 08:59 PM

i can finally hoola hoop!

idreamptofUmbrella - 10-12-2006 at 09:21 PM

there hasn't been a holla hoop built that i couldn't hoola.

idreamptofUmbrella - 10-12-2006 at 09:23 PM

is hoola the correct verb?

JunoRedneck - 10-12-2006 at 09:23 PM

i get stuck. you know that scene in willy wonka where voilet blows up into a blue berry? that's pretty much how i am. except all the time...

JunoRedneck - 10-12-2006 at 09:24 PM

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Originally posted by idreamptofUmbrella
is hoola the correct verb?


i dunno. but i bet out of context, you could make i really dirty.

hoola.

idreamptofUmbrella - 10-12-2006 at 09:25 PM

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Originally posted by JunoRedneck
i get stuck. you know that scene in willy wonka where voilet blows up into a blue berry? that's pretty much how i am. except all the time...



then i doubt you could ever hoola. you're probably pretty good at summersaults though.

JunoRedneck - 10-12-2006 at 09:26 PM

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Originally posted by idreamptofUmbrella
Quote:
Originally posted by JunoRedneck
i get stuck. you know that scene in willy wonka where voilet blows up into a blue berry? that's pretty much how i am. except all the time...



then i doubt you could ever hoola. you're probably pretty good at summersaults though.


and also blocking holes in dams.

idreamptofUmbrella - 10-12-2006 at 09:26 PM

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Originally posted by JunoRedneck
i dunno. but i bet out of context, you could make i really dirty.
hoola.



let's hear it out of context then.

JunoRedneck - 10-12-2006 at 09:28 PM

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Originally posted by idreamptofUmbrella
Quote:
Originally posted by JunoRedneck
i dunno. but i bet out of context, you could make i really dirty.
hoola.



let's hear it out of context then.


if you buy me dinner, i'll let you touch my hoola.

idreamptofUmbrella - 10-12-2006 at 09:28 PM

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Originally posted by JunoRedneck

and also blocking holes in dams.



and you'd make a fabulous katamari.

JunoRedneck - 10-12-2006 at 09:30 PM

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Originally posted by idreamptofUmbrella
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Originally posted by JunoRedneck

and also blocking holes in dams.



and you'd make a fabulous katamari.


mhmmm.

wait, what?

idreamptofUmbrella - 10-12-2006 at 09:31 PM

i apolagize, i just totally used an inside joke. you happen to be on the outside.

JunoRedneck - 10-12-2006 at 09:32 PM

good one.

idreamptofUmbrella - 10-12-2006 at 09:35 PM

don't front.

JunoRedneck - 10-12-2006 at 09:37 PM

i'll front if i want.


something REALLY embarrassing just happened to me. FYI :(

idreamptofUmbrella - 10-12-2006 at 09:39 PM

i thought you wanted embarassment.

JunoRedneck - 10-12-2006 at 09:40 PM

to an extent.

idreamptofUmbrella - 10-12-2006 at 09:42 PM

so does that mean you don't want to be further embaressed by, say, telling more people about the said event.

JunoRedneck - 10-12-2006 at 09:44 PM

it's actually not that big of a deal. my brother's friend just walked in on me in my underwear.

idreamptofUmbrella - 10-12-2006 at 09:46 PM

and i'm sure this whole thing happened by "accident" too.

idreamptofUmbrella - 10-12-2006 at 09:48 PM

it would have been a better story if you happened to be hoola hooping when it happened.

JunoRedneck - 10-12-2006 at 09:48 PM

well, you SHOULD knock before going into a girls bedroom. but whatever... i'm sure he didn't mean to.

JunoRedneck - 10-12-2006 at 09:49 PM

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Originally posted by idreamptofUmbrella
it would have been a better story if you happened to be hoola hooping when it happened.


who's to say i wasn't? ;)

idreamptofUmbrella - 10-12-2006 at 09:50 PM

i just assumed.

JunoRedneck - 10-12-2006 at 09:52 PM

i always hoola while changing clothes. it's my thing.

idreamptofUmbrella - 10-12-2006 at 09:53 PM

now you're just not making any sense.

idreamptofUmbrella - 10-12-2006 at 09:55 PM

though i have made incorrect assumptions about your ability to multitask before.

JunoRedneck - 10-12-2006 at 09:56 PM

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Originally posted by idreamptofUmbrella
though i have made incorrect assumptions about your ability to multitask before.


and you have once again.

don't you know how amazing i am by now? jeez.

idreamptofUmbrella - 10-12-2006 at 10:00 PM

your one flaw is an unelegant way of talking about yourself.

idreamptofUmbrella - 10-12-2006 at 10:00 PM

what i mean is, you're somewhat of an ego-maniac.

JunoRedneck - 10-12-2006 at 10:02 PM

how dare you talk to me that way!!!!

JunoRedneck - 10-12-2006 at 10:04 PM

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Originally posted by idreamptofUmbrella
what i mean is, you're somewhat of an ego-maniac.


you're half right

idreamptofUmbrella - 10-12-2006 at 10:05 PM

as if! you've totally been meaner to me.

JunoRedneck - 10-12-2006 at 10:06 PM

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Originally posted by idreamptofUmbrella
as if! you've totally been meaner to me.


i'm just playin around. i assumed you were too?

idreamptofUmbrella - 10-12-2006 at 10:06 PM

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Originally posted by JunoRedneck

you're half right



just the fact you admitted that proves my statement completely wrong.

idreamptofUmbrella - 10-12-2006 at 10:08 PM

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Originally posted by JunoRedneck
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Originally posted by idreamptofUmbrella
as if! you've totally been meaner to me.


i'm just playin around. i assumed you were too?



apology accepted.

JunoRedneck - 10-12-2006 at 10:08 PM

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Originally posted by idreamptofUmbrella
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Originally posted by JunoRedneck

you're half right



just the fact you admitted that proves my statement completely wrong.


i am a maniac. but as for the ego part , in real life it swings back the other way. so i'm a low-self-esteemaniac.

JunoRedneck - 10-12-2006 at 10:11 PM

this thread took an awkward serious turn.

idreamptofUmbrella - 10-12-2006 at 10:11 PM

those are my favourite turns.

idreamptofUmbrella - 10-12-2006 at 10:12 PM

taking turns is good too.

idreamptofUmbrella - 10-12-2006 at 10:14 PM

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Originally posted by JunoRedneck
this thread took an awkward serious turn.


god, i've told you not to take me seriously.

JunoRedneck - 10-12-2006 at 10:14 PM

i'm not good with the whole "being serious" thing

JunoRedneck - 10-12-2006 at 10:15 PM

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Originally posted by idreamptofUmbrella
Quote:
Originally posted by JunoRedneck
this thread took an awkward serious turn.


god, i've told you not to take me seriously.


whatever, assface.

idreamptofUmbrella - 10-12-2006 at 10:16 PM

sticks and stones my dear.

idreamptofUmbrella - 10-12-2006 at 10:17 PM

so i was wondering today if deaf people can use fast food drive thrus.

JunoRedneck - 10-12-2006 at 10:17 PM

i'll stone YOUR stick!


that turned out more dirty than insulting.

i'll stick YOUR stone!

that just sounds weird...

screw you.

idreamptofUmbrella - 10-12-2006 at 10:19 PM

okay, i guess this can be the dirty / insulting thread.

JunoRedneck - 10-12-2006 at 10:22 PM

every thread is the dirty / insulting thread.

idreamptofUmbrella - 10-12-2006 at 10:25 PM

oh, i must be in the wrong place. i thought this was a christian forum.

JunoRedneck - 10-12-2006 at 10:27 PM

that's imamoron.net

idreamptofUmbrella - 10-12-2006 at 10:29 PM

what are you a terrorist?

idreamptofUmbrella - 10-12-2006 at 10:30 PM

i'm sick of political signs.

idreamptofUmbrella - 10-12-2006 at 10:31 PM

and attack ads.

JunoRedneck - 10-12-2006 at 10:33 PM

and your attitude.

idreamptofUmbrella - 10-12-2006 at 10:34 PM

yeah, i have been a hater lately.

JunoRedneck - 10-12-2006 at 10:36 PM

i hate haters.

idreamptofUmbrella - 10-12-2006 at 10:37 PM

your intolerance will not be tollerated.

JunoRedneck - 10-12-2006 at 10:37 PM

there are 28 guests online. yikes.

idreamptofUmbrella - 10-12-2006 at 10:38 PM

oh, ima robot sold out.

idreamptofUmbrella - 10-12-2006 at 10:38 PM

they're too popular.

idreamptofUmbrella - 10-12-2006 at 10:39 PM

i only like bands that you've never heard of.

idreamptofUmbrella - 10-12-2006 at 10:40 PM

i think it's more likely that they're stalking us though.

JunoRedneck - 10-12-2006 at 10:40 PM

yay! my first stalker(s)!

JunoRedneck - 10-12-2006 at 10:40 PM

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Originally posted by idreamptofUmbrella
i only like bands that you've never heard of.


doubt it

idreamptofUmbrella - 10-12-2006 at 10:41 PM

whatever. i was stalking you before it was cool.

idreamptofUmbrella - 10-12-2006 at 10:42 PM

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Originally posted by JunoRedneck
Quote:
Originally posted by idreamptofUmbrella
i only like bands that you've never heard of.


doubt it


what do you mean?

JunoRedneck - 10-12-2006 at 10:43 PM

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Originally posted by idreamptofUmbrella
whatever. i was stalking you before it was cool.


liar!

i'm not good enough to be stalkworthy.

JunoRedneck - 10-12-2006 at 10:43 PM

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Originally posted by idreamptofUmbrella
Quote:
Originally posted by JunoRedneck
Quote:
Originally posted by idreamptofUmbrella
i only like bands that you've never heard of.


doubt it


what do you mean?


i dunno. haha.

idreamptofUmbrella - 10-12-2006 at 10:43 PM

there she goes, fishing for compliments again.

JunoRedneck - 10-12-2006 at 10:45 PM

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Originally posted by idreamptofUmbrella
there she goes, fishing for compliments again.


nuh uh. i'm just saying i'm not interesting enough to stalk. people stalk celebrities for a reason. they're pretty and lead interesting lives.

idreamptofUmbrella - 10-12-2006 at 10:46 PM

i forgot you are a low-self-esteemaniac.

JunoRedneck - 10-12-2006 at 10:47 PM

er... yeah.

idreamptofUmbrella - 10-12-2006 at 10:47 PM

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Originally posted by JunoRedneck

nuh uh. i'm just saying i'm not interesting enough to stalk. people stalk celebrities for a reason. they're pretty and lead interesting lives.



you would be pretty, but you're not anarexic enough.

idreamptofUmbrella - 10-12-2006 at 10:49 PM

i don't know, how many ribs can you see?

JunoRedneck - 10-12-2006 at 10:51 PM

i don't want the body of a 12 year old boy to fulfill men's latent homosexual desires. i have boobs, thank you very much.

idreamptofUmbrella - 10-12-2006 at 10:52 PM

well, i've got latent homosexual desires and don't care much for boobs, thank you very much.

idreamptofUmbrella - 10-12-2006 at 10:52 PM

hey, you just got 3000 posts!

idreamptofUmbrella - 10-12-2006 at 10:53 PM

speaking of numbers, i turn 21 on saturday.

JunoRedneck - 10-12-2006 at 10:54 PM

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Originally posted by idreamptofUmbrella
well, i've got latent homosexual desires and don't care much for boobs, thank you very much.


good luck with that.

JunoRedneck - 10-12-2006 at 10:55 PM

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Originally posted by idreamptofUmbrella
speaking of numbers, i turn 21 on saturday.


lucky bastard

idreamptofUmbrella - 10-12-2006 at 10:55 PM

not so much.

JunoRedneck - 10-12-2006 at 10:56 PM

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Originally posted by idreamptofUmbrella
not so much.


why not?

idreamptofUmbrella - 10-12-2006 at 10:57 PM

i've had some pretty rough nights lately.

idreamptofUmbrella - 10-12-2006 at 10:57 PM

alcohol is WAY overrated.

JunoRedneck - 10-12-2006 at 10:59 PM

but shit is just easier. getting into clubs and whatnot.

idreamptofUmbrella - 10-12-2006 at 11:00 PM

yeah, that should be good. but time needs to slow down just a bit.

idreamptofUmbrella - 10-12-2006 at 11:00 PM

i think they call that the michael jackson complex.

JunoRedneck - 10-12-2006 at 11:01 PM

well, you do like 12 year old boys.

idreamptofUmbrella - 10-12-2006 at 11:02 PM

i so saw that coming.

idreamptofUmbrella - 10-12-2006 at 11:02 PM

you can't make fun of somebody after they've made fun of themselves though. there's just no taste in it.

JunoRedneck - 10-12-2006 at 11:03 PM

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Originally posted by idreamptofUmbrella
i so saw that coming.


you brought it on yourself. first talking about your love of young boy bodies then comparing yourself to jacko? c'mon.

idreamptofUmbrella - 10-12-2006 at 11:04 PM

i've got nothing to hide.

JunoRedneck - 10-12-2006 at 11:04 PM

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Originally posted by idreamptofUmbrella
you can't make fun of somebody after they've made fun of themselves though. there's just no taste in it.


you've done it

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