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My horoscope..Uhhh..What??

poobs - 12-15-2008 at 02:16 PM

Today's Virgo Horoscope:
Dec 15, 2008
Someone in your neighborhood has disappeared, dear Virgo. No one has seen this person for a while, and no word has been left with anyone. Gossip could spread like wildfire as everyone imagines the worst. Listening to rumors probably doesn't appeal to your innate sense of fairness; nonetheless, you're wondering, too. However, your neighbors will probably experience a mixture of relief and disappointment when your friend turns up alive, well, and in good spirits. Mystery (mostly) solved!


How random is that?? This was on MSN's homepage horoscope..Yowzies!


neckbeard - 12-15-2008 at 02:52 PM

what the frick?

Sarbear - 12-18-2008 at 07:17 AM

That's crazy. I dont like horoscopes like that.

Neuwave - 12-19-2008 at 10:41 PM

That is psychotic!! That shows that the horoscope industry is getting desperate, and thinking of other things besides the normal kiss your ass, you're the best, today is your day, follow your instinct, string-a-long bullshit it usually does in order to keep your attention. I have to admit, they are evolving as is everything else. :spin:

elblueblazer - 1-8-2009 at 07:24 PM

Ni Ifliped out,,,i it was out there,,,so i Iwent to my ma who knows what theyll they'llsay,,nager .He said ice I can leave messages he didnt didn'tgive a shit,,,som im I'mok at work,,now i Ijust got to deal with assholes dipping into my personal life,,,frm my phone,,, I'm having a shit fit at work today,,few days ago I went out with beyond hot asian with fake ttitties and all,,,,she's a salees girl,and had been asking me to hang ouit,,being management I was reluntank to do it,,so thinking with my ween I went,,,,when we left we ran into this chick that work with us,,,she is the biggest mofo gossip,,,fast foward,,,today some other sales bitch asked if I was there......

elblueblazer - 1-8-2009 at 07:25 PM

That came out weird,,,,I'm poating frm a phone. Wtf

elblueblazer - 1-8-2009 at 08:15 PM

wow it came out on a different thread

elblueblazer - 1-8-2009 at 10:46 PM

SAY NO TO DRUGS

poobs - 1-9-2009 at 06:24 AM

Yeah..All I got from that is you went out with some Asian skank with gross fake boobies from work and someone saw you..Shame shame!

I agree! Say no to drugs! I think the Lakers put it best..(We totally had this VHS video..We were and still are a big Lakers family..)

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elblueblazer - 1-9-2009 at 09:01 AM

How dare you call her a skank,,,,she a nice girl with huge tits!

elblueblazer - 1-9-2009 at 09:02 AM

And thanks for the kind words. On myspaace poobers

poobs - 1-9-2009 at 09:19 AM

Sorry..I'm sure she's a lovely innocent girl..With big fake boobies..Blech..Ahhh well..I'm sure if you dig hanging out with her than she's pretty cool..

I'll give you kind words any damn day, possum!

jellybones - 5-25-2009 at 12:43 AM

Check your basement.