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Originally posted by MichelleRene AND POOBS GUESS WHO ELSE IS GOING TO BE THERE???? You're going to be jealous!

I'm booking my flight as we speak!!! :o

I saw Lost In Translation..I LOVED it! Bill Murray deserved the Oscar..

:o Can you believe it! The Bot and Willy all in one day at one show! I hope I can get my butt down there.....

I think I'll watch that movie tonight...didn't get to it last night.

Watched bloody Romans (show) week on (I think it was ) The Discovery Channel. On Monster House they re-did this house in Las Vegas to look like a Roman bath....so their back yard that had a built in pool had hand painted murals in the roman theme, roman columns, a chariot bar, and get this: a sunken hot tub that was surrounded by sheer curtains, candles and steps to get down into it.....in their back yard!

I guess they had a roman orgy that night!

:wow:

Helllooo?? Is there anybody out there??

hi poobs!!!!!!! :D
you feel schweaty?
that reminds me of SNL when (alec?) baldwin was doing a skit about "schweaty balls"

Arghh..You're gone again! :P And I am shweaty..Just like Alex Baldwin's shweaty balls..:o:D

Schweaty balls......


That sounds tempting but, nah, I'll pass....

Did I already say I don't want to go to Have A Nice Day Cafe' tonight?


I'd rather sit home and pluck my eyebrows!

It'll be fun as long as you make it that way! You can always do what I enjoy doing when I'm bored..Lots and lots of shit talking..:duh:

My boob itches..:duh:

Itchy boobie!

Yeah, I'll make the best of it, blowing all that money on a shitty time I guess. I guess I could dance around on the disco dance floor they have. It's kinda like the one in Saturday Night Fever....I think I'll take my camera tonight! Maybe I can get some funny photos form this horrible night-to-be.

I wish I had that penis squirt gun we took to my friend Karries bachelorette party. It was HUGE! We were at this club Polyesters in DC, and I held onto it most of the night skwirting guys with it as they walked by..hehehe....uh oh, evil Michelle is in the hooouuussee!

I was such a bad girl that night---I tortured one too many a man in that place---we took a glue stick and had these old 70's porno mags, and we glued them to the walls,floors, and everywhere else in the bar---I mean I'm talking full peepee shots of these 70's guys....it sounds juvenile I know but I had a blast....

Now I need to look for a glue stick and some dirty pics for tonight...hahahaa

Nudie pics are fun.. I'm stoked for my friend's bachelorette party..I get to plan it!!

Make sure you take your glue stick!

Yeah, nudie pis are fun, funny, ahem..*cough, cough*

Go on those websites and youl'll find all kinds of funny stuff. I felt so bad for my friend Karrie, Her best friend Lisa, who's going out with us tonight paid alot of money to have this one male stripper come to her house for the party. Well last minute he cancelled and the company sent someone else. Girls, it wasn't pretty! Karrie is like 5'9, and this guyhad to be around 5'6' ! He had the fake tan, shaved head, bad tattoos, and just horrible...she tried to make the best of it.....she didn't want to hurt his feelings....

Dude..Who wants a hot stripper?? No! You must have the greasy, corny strippers..It's all about embarrassing your friend anyways, right?? Well, at least that's how it will be for us..

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Originally posted by MichelleRene Schweaty balls......

Or as we say in Jolly old England.. "Betty Swollocks".. yuk yuk..

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Originally posted by poobs My boob itches..:duh:

Allow me ... Ooppss Sorry that was the jet lag that made me say that.. sorry..bonjour..:P

Jet-lag..Rriiiiiiigghhttt.. Hope you had fun in gay Paris!!

Betty Swollocks? :o I'm going to have to start using that now..

Betty Swollocks...what tha hell does that mean Dyler.?????

My head hurts, I'm completely hung over....I had only a few beers, but man do I feel like crapola! Drank some green tea for my throat because I couldn't stop laughing and screaming the whole night..(loud music).....took some pics, I'llpost one or two later.......so tired.....need energy...need bong hit......I look and feel like a mack truck ran me over.......argh!

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Originally posted by MichelleRene Betty Swollocks...what tha hell does that mean Dyler.?????

Swap the Sw with the b.... Do you use that b word in the States as it has the same meaning here as... You know (Ssssshhhh balls)..

Whoooo!! Sounds like you had fun!! :D Can't wait to see the drunken pics!!!

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Quote: Swap the Sw with the b.... Do you use that b word in the States as it has the same meaning here as... You know (Ssssshhhh balls)..

Yeah I think balls is universal...

That's so damn funny, but I can't laugh cause my head hurts too bad...beer bad, no beer for michelle, bad beer.....

I'll take a schweaty weiner anyday over schweaty bollocks.... that's gross, I can't believe I said that, yes I can. :duh:

A guy I used to work with got Bollocks on his license plate..I think he spelled it 8olocks or something..So funny..:D