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Wonderland----John Holmes


WoWy! I just rented Wonderland with Val Kilmer! It's about John Holmes, the above average weenis porn star from the 70's...it's not so much about his porn career, but about the controversy surrounding the Wonderland murders in California that he was involved in. It was pretty brutal towards the end...but really a good movie. I didn't know all of that stuff about Mr. Holmes...shocked the hell outta me! It also comes with a bonus disc that talks about his porno career and shows a bit of that infamous weenis. So, check it out! Oh, and Val Kilmer did a great job as a coke head!:lol::wow::o:lol::yes:
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[*] posted on 7-19-2004 at 09:35 AM


Nice! Thanks Michelle! This was one of those movies that I wanted to see so bad but never did and completely forgot about it! I'm adding it to my Netflix list now!! :D



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[*] posted on 7-19-2004 at 09:40 AM


:D..it's really good...Man, John Holmes was not very good looking, but I guess that didn't matter. But check out disc 2....weenis action.....but not too much...but enough to get the idea. I can't believe they are renting at Hollywood Video (like Blockbuster Video)....usually they don't show weenis in movies......I remember seeing John Holmes in one of his pornos many years ago....it looked like a big wad of play doe! It didn't get very hard.....just kinda hung there....weird.....Oh and his name in his old films was "Johnny Wadd" ......:lol::lol::lol:
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I remember seeing John Holmes in one of his pornos many years ago....it looked like a big wad of play doe! It didn't get very hard.....just kinda hung there...


Well what's so great about that? :(:lol::lol::lol:



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[*] posted on 7-19-2004 at 09:44 AM


:lol: nothing.....just the novelty of being 14 inches I guess!
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[*] posted on 7-19-2004 at 09:45 AM


:o:lol::lol::lol:
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[*] posted on 7-19-2004 at 09:47 AM


He looks like Mike Brady in that picture!! :wow::lol::lol::lol::lol:

Wadd, huh? The name doesn't do much for me..:saint::lol::lol:



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[*] posted on 7-19-2004 at 09:51 AM


:lol::wow:..Mike Brady.....:lol:...yeah, Wadd is kinda narly....
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[*] posted on 7-19-2004 at 09:52 AM


When I hear Wadd, I don't think of a large penis..I think of a mushed-up pile of spitballs..:yes:



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[*] posted on 7-19-2004 at 11:51 AM


If you ever get a chance to see his True Hollywood Story, it's great. Wonderland elementary school was voted one of the best in Southern California a couple years back. That apartment is not to far from the Laurel Canyon Country Store.:cool: Boy oh boy, if that neighborhood could talk...



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[*] posted on 8-17-2004 at 06:45 PM


Ok..I finally saw it! It was pretty good..I actually thought Val Kilmer was really bad, though..None of the actors really did it for me..Except P**** H*****..She was awesome!! :lol::lol:



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[*] posted on 8-17-2004 at 06:47 PM


Oh..And Netflix doesn't send you the extra discs..I didn't get to see his enormous weenis..:no::duh:



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[*] posted on 8-18-2004 at 03:52 AM


:no: awww...no enormous weenis ....damn Netflix......

you didn't like Val Kilmer in it? They only showed a minute of Paris .....the movie left a sick feeling in my tummy.:no:
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[*] posted on 8-18-2004 at 08:17 AM


It did? Weeellll...I was really high when I was watching it..Brody had gone camping with my sister so the second I got home from work, I started smoking..It was a few hours and quite a few bowls later that I watched it..Maybe that's why I wasn't icky after..:yes:



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