okays so i'm feeling shitty at the moment. i'm unemployed, single and hating myself all at once. cheer me up guys!! not "your really nice", pity cheer me up. post up funny stuff!!

hey i know how it is . . . .i am still in school i am single and i have a sucky job, but hey whenever life gets you down Mrs. Brown, and things seem hard or tuff, and people seem stupid obnocious of daft, and you feel that you've had quite enough! , just, re-member that your standong on a planet thats evolving and revoling at 900 miles and hour. . . . . . . and so on an so for. . . . . . just pray that there inteligent life somewhere up in space cause there;s bugger all down here on earth!

hey pretty!! hmmm.. isn't there any party or disco-night that you can look forward to? it's friday!
but i can understand you and your feelings cuz i have feelings like these often, too. at the moment, i don't like my job any more, too, ima single, too (for a long time), ..but life goes on! (btw, i hope to meet the girl again that i talked to last weekend )
so try to not worry (better said than done, i know it) take your mind off of all the shit, listen to some loud music, jump around the room, take a drink, or whatever!

I can't think of anything funny to cheer you up. I can tell you an embarrasing story that happened to me yesterday if that would help?

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Originally posted by prettyvacant okays so i'm feeling shitty at the moment. i'm unemployed, single and hating myself all at once.

Oh fucking cry me a river, pretty! There are people starving in Africa and all you can bitch and moan about is not having a job or a fuck partner? Geezus..Get over yourself..

Did that help? :duh:

I was just about to say the same shit, I might have sugar coated it a bit. I hate people who complain about being single or petty shit. I know we have our bad days and i've had plenty. Some I have expressed on this board. But I always have to remember . It will all pass by like the wind. Music always helps me

I was kidding, Turtle!! :o

You're right though..Everyone has these days..You gotta just realize that it's just your mood and there's nothing wrong with being single..Or unemployed! All that shit will come to you in time..In the meantime, enjoy not working and not having some lame guy in your face all the time!! :D

I wish you were my older sister, why didn't i get an older sister?

We may not be sisters, but we can be "sistas"!!

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Originally posted by poobs In the meantime, enjoy not working and not having some lame guy in your face all the time!! :D

yeah, be glad Pretty......it can get quite irritating. And it can be fun being unemployed. Look at me...I get to paint my dining room today because I'm not working.

i knew i could count on poobies and turtle to cheer me up!!! :duh:

tell us your embarrassing story Juno!!

It's actually not that embarrasing. Just kinda me being weird. But anywho, we were driving to Santa Barbara and we had been in the car for like 3 hours so we stopped at the Madonna Inn to use the bathrooms and eat food. So, I didn't actually have to go to the bathroom but I knew we weren't going to stop again so I decided I'd try. So I walked into the bathroom at the same time as this other lady and there only two stalls and I went into one and she went into the other. So it was really echoey bathroom and you could hear everything really well. So, I was trying to get out a toilet seat cover and the thing wasn't working and it crinkling really loud and I yelled "Damn it!" not really thinking about it. But then I tried to pee, but couldn't. And it was really obvious that I wasn't peeing becuase you could hear everything really well. So she probably thought I was doing something else, which is kinda... awkward. But anyway I gave up and tried to flush the toilet but it wasn't working, so it was just making this strange gurgling sound. So, then I just realized how weird she must thing all these noises were, so I started laughing. So pretty much there was gurgling and laughing coming the stall. So then I heard her literally RUN out of the bathroom. It was bad. Then I went to eat and she walked into the room with her husband. But she walked in right when I was biting into this sandwhich which was really hot, so I did that gross thing where I dropped the food out of my mouth and made kind of a weird face, but it was kinda towards her. And she was about to sit down at the table next to us, but then she saw me and got up and walked really quickly to a table on the other side of the room. It's not that funny. I'm just a dweeb. Sorry, that was an extremely long story.

[Edited on 10/15/2004 by JunoRedneck]

Michelle, OPEN A WINDOW!! THOSE FUMES ARE MAKING YOU POST CRAZY STUFF!! Wait..That's how you always are..Forget it.. :duh:

Juno, that was a fun story..I hate those bathrooms where you can hear everything!! It's always funny when someone lets out a little pre-poo gas..I can't help but laugh out loud..Especially when I'm the one that did it..:saint:

Awesome story, Juno. Remember when I accidentally burped while walking down the street and that guy pulled his son away from me? That was hilarious.

Stories of gas are always funny.

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Originally posted by TurtleEnterprises Stories of gas are always funny.

No they're not Yuk yuk..

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yes they are:D

No they're not Turtle..
Anyways young ladies do not exchange and mart here in England

My story wasn't about gas though. It was about accidentally freaking a chick out. Twice.

It's not all about you, Juno. Gosh!!1!

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Originally posted by DylerPlummer No they're not Turtle.. Anyways young ladies do not exchange and mart here in England

ha!! bless you dyler, you crack me up!! as did your story juno, poor woman!! never mind, she'll get over it!!