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Holy crap..My tummy is so fucking burnt..Owwwwww..

What were you doing with your tummy near fires?



It works so well because fires rhymes with tires.

I was tanning..And of course the parts that I NEED to be tan aren't getting tan..But the parts that hurt when I sit or..Well, basically sit are fucking burnt so bad..And I really wish I could go without a bra cuz that's going to hurt pretty bad, too..I better look so damn good for this fucking wedding..I'm putting myself through enough pain for it..

[Edited on 8-22-2005 by poobs]

Wow, that does suck . . . . . . .I'm so white that right now if I were to go tanning then, well, I'd probably come out looking like a lobster, everywhere.

Well, that's what I was kind of hoping for..An even burn that will turn into an even tan..But for some reason, the parts that I want to tan aren't tanning!! :ticking:

My plan is to stay as white as possible. It's going pretty well so far.

But you look good white..I look better with a tan..And I have to get rid of these stupid tank top tan lines cuz the top I'm wearing has really thin straps..I swear..That's the ONLY part of me that's not getting color..

That sucks alot. . .maybe you should make an outfit for the parts of your body that are normally bare and and cute out the parts that you want tanned. . .so only the parts you want tanned are getting those nice UV rays. . . .

teeheehee.. i would like that outfit :P

Maybe you can try sunless tanner? But not so much... 'cause you know... you don't want to be looking like an orange an all..

You know sunless tanner doesn't make you all orange anymore. . .the people on bay watch used to use sunless tanner . . . . I was watching this thing about it . . . .

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Originally posted by Noisemonster teeheehee.. i would like that outfit :P

Perv..

I'm not good with sunless tanner..I use it on my legs sometimes during the winter, but I usually end up with it streaking a little..The tanning salon is working alright..But I made the mistake of going in topless and, since my boobs haven't seen the sun since I lived down in Redondo, my poor boobies are toasted..

Hehehe. My boobs have never seen sunlight . . . . . .or have they? I dunno. . . .I like being pale. . . .

Ha Ha , I don't need a tan!!!! :P

Haha, neither do I! . . . .because I don't care what my skin looks like, just as long as it's silkey smooth :P which it is, always :D

Speaking of silky smooth skin....I'M SELLING AVON!!!!! I love there Skin-So-Soft products!!! Anyone want to buy from me???

[Edited on 24-8-2005 by corkey16]

NO! I love that Quench body lotion by Olay ooooh it even makes my skin all shimmery :P

We sell something just like that. It's called the Skin-So-Soft in-Conditioner. Works the same way, but cheaper.

[Edited on 24-8-2005 by corkey16]

I doubt it.

It's good. It try it. I smells so good plus it keeps your skin soft all day long.

So does the stuff I use. . . .for like two days . . . . .

I think when I’m tired, I become a hypochondriac.

I think, when I'm tired, I start to halucinate things. . . . .