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[*] posted on 4-19-2009 at 05:27 AM
Edward Sharpe "Bio"


<img src="http://www.paradigmagency.com/Artist/e/d/edwardsharpemagneticzeros-bkgd-medium.jpg">
Birthed by Mouth in the year two-thousand and five, young Edward Sharpe had to wait nearly two years before he was to grow his arms and legs and fingers and toes.

Immaculately conceived, his father (a Robot who had magically become a real boy... but that's another story) declared his undying devotion to the creature. He perched the fleshy bust upon a teetering pedestal fashioned from stacked cereal boxes and positioned the display at his window for all the town to see. Young Edward soon proved no ordinary boy.

Though his father had figured him deaf for his unresponsiveness to sounds, he in fact had the universally unique condition of being deaf from hearing too much or, more correctly put, too well. In plain words, he heard EVERYTHING AT ONCE.

At first it proved rather painful like a wretched whining winding all hours, but very soon those who whisper visited young Edward and revealed to him the Tricks and Truths, the Ways and Plays, the Chords and Dischords of the Universe.

He did not need to eat but the color of the sun, which was F#, and moved his bones to grow.

His arms and legs and fingers and toes grew 'til the tower of boxes collapsed and he laughed. He moved thru the door which was C over B# and ran thru the village hearing ALL of its music! The workers and children and painters of buildings and dogs barking madly and trees bristling softly and OH!!

Young Edward could not resist! He began playing the tree which are the chords E and D 'gainst the mice in the grass which are A played with brass and the wooden fence F and then C and repeat with a drone of B Minor to bring in the street and the Birds B to B Sharp with fluttering strings and the sky mostly C unless he wants to bring in the rain and for rain bring the F Chord bombastic with organ's distortion and symbols a'crashin!

Yes, and a music was born.



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[*] posted on 4-19-2009 at 03:02 PM


Where did you find this? I love it.
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[*] posted on 4-20-2009 at 05:43 AM


is this from his book?



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[*] posted on 4-20-2009 at 07:26 AM


man...if you had your hands on alex's book.....i would marry you.
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[*] posted on 4-20-2009 at 11:28 AM


haahahahha



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[*] posted on 4-21-2009 at 05:36 PM


I want a copy. :(

i also want to go on .net without having to trick my browser >.<



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[*] posted on 4-22-2009 at 11:20 AM


nah, no book (unfortunately.)

it's from their management's website, paradigmagency.com



but he should finish that book!



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