Nick and Jessica Variety Hour? Are you f*cking kidding me??? Ugh..How do people like this make so much money? Ick..Oh geez..OF COURSE her dad produced it!! So gross..

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Jessica Simpson will duet with Jewel and Kenny Rogers and perform her new single in an upcoming variety-hour special for ABC. Oh, and her husband gets a song too. "The Nick & Jessica Variety Hour," airing April 11, will feature three Simpson performances, along with Nick Lachey and Kenneth "Babyface" Edmonds tag-teaming on the Stevie Wonder favorite "For Once in My Life." Simpson and Jewel will sing the latter's breakthrough hit, "Who Will Save Your Soul," while she and Rogers will take on "Islands in the Stream," a tune written by the Bee Gees that Rogers recorded with Dolly Parton. Jessica will also perform her cover of Berlin's "Take My Breath Away" (see "Jessica Simpson Goes From 'Top Gun' To Loved One With 'Breath' ". Along with music, the show will feature comedy sketches, including one with Mr. T. Another skit will find the "Newlyweds: Nick & Jessica" stars dropping in on another famous couple filming a variety show, Kermit the Frog and Miss Piggy. And Lachey's hometown hero, Cincinnati Reds baseball star Johnny Bench, will teach the couple how to hit like a hall of famer. "The Nick & Jessica Variety Hour" is being produced by Jessica's father, Joe Simpson, who also produces "Newlyweds," and Joel Gallen, the longtime MTV Movie Awards producer who has also produced several Super Bowl halftime shows. [\quote]

mmmm.....jessica simpsons dumb ass.........:o

The world will end when they finally stop calling them Newlyweds they've been newlyweds for 121293809850598309 years now. So lame.. GET OVER IT.........

officialy LAME.
Shes a flake:yawn:

I know! They're also like kids playing house..Neither of them has a clue as to what a real marriage is like..It's sad, really..And if I hear her say "Baby!!" one more time (not the Britney song, mind you), I'm going to kick her balls!! :ticking::ticking:

hahahahaha.............

too bad she doesnt have balls........i hope she doesnt have balls....

I hope she does..That would be awesome..

balls on jessica would not be good....................:o

Oh hell yes it would!! Now THAT would make good tv..

that would make for good tv on hbo or somthing....not mtv....:o

It would be good on ABC..

yeah......it would fit in along with those extremem makeovers.........:o

Honestly, I don't think the majority of the people look that great..There's a certain waxiness they all have..So gross..

yeah.....that show as a whole is gross........:o

i've never seen that show, but i do wanna watch The Swan those previews look kewl, well see though.......

the swan?? wut the hell is that.........:o

I don't necessarily believe that she has genitalia! ...neither might
he for that matter, so they're meant for each other...like Barbie
and Ken dolls...might be some motherboards in there that aren't fully
programmed. Remember chicken of the sea? ...yeah, that's right,
my point exactly...come and git it biatch!

:o

Come to think of it, they DO look exactly like Barbie and Ken! I'm sure even her measurements would be the same! That skinny body with those big boobs? That's totally Barbie!! Wow..So you think they're both just flat..Uhh..down there? :o:o

:o

hmm, more like...smooth, machine shop waxed, and rounded off, with semi- exposed creased joints where the legs snap in place...

:o........this face's for you dyler......