Trevor...how did you get a lesbian pussy? (I hate that word)....
I want one...I'll have to search the quiz page again.....hmmmm

I got asphyxiation, too!!! :o

I didn't have a lesbian one, but I did have a wet pussy..:wow:

I guess Poobs---we're kinky...asphyxiation...wow...that's harsh...

I did some more:
Ima "Ass Phobic", Oral Sex to try: "Hot & Cold", Aphrodisiac: "Chocolate" (go figure), my Heart Candy was "Fuck Me"...hahaha, and a Sexual Position I should try is : "Standing"...which is funny considering I'm only 5'2"...would be kinda hard to say the least...unless of course I wore those 6 inch spike heels....

these are funny....

I got hot and cold, too..Been there, done that..

I have to take the perfect child to school, but I'll do more when I get back..Maybe I'll find out what type of panties I am..:duh:

and Ima: "Moaner", "Retro Sexy".....hahaha

I like to scream! and the one asked what music do you like to hear while getting it on....the third one was NIN...Trent Reznor.....hahaha.....I think they put that in there just for me...

My Far out Fantasy is: "Dildonics"...., Ima "Part Time Freak", Flavor of Lube: "Mango", I have a "Wet" p**y", my tongue talent is : "Licking Pussy" (I didn't know that) Favorite Masterbation tool: "Shower Head" (yeah, that can be good) and my *cough* P**y flavor is : "Cherry Pie"....there's some pretty funny stuff on that site....

Street sign is Slippery When Wet..I also had a wet pussy..Hmm.I'm seeing a trend here..:duh:

I guess we all have wet Pussy...ewww, I can't believe i said that.....well, I guess it's better than a dry one...:duh:

Eeewwwwwww!!!

Enough of the kitty talk :

PENIS
PENIS
PENIS
SINEP------a backwords penis!:duh:

I've never seen a backwards penis before..:o:o:o

SCHLONG!!!

WOODY!
PECKER!
JOHNSON!
ME GILLY!



damn PENIS is the Best!

PENIS just rolls so nicely off your tongue..:saint:

LOVE PUMP:duh:

yes it does...... hahahaha.....

THE DONGER!

I'll never forget that in "Sixteen Candles".....man, I'm in a weird mood today....don't know if it's cause I took all those quizzes this morning on that website...or the fact that I dug out a porno and watched it an while ago....what possessed me to do that, I do not know....it was an 80's one...pretty funny. The girls had big hair and the guys were...uhm...not good looking or very well off, in the PENIS department....what good is watching it then....?:ticking:

Hahaa!! I haven't been able to watch porn for 3 weeks cuz of my damn family treating my place as a hotel!! Then again, I haven't really wanted to.. I like the old-school ones..Natural boobies..Natural uhh..hair pie..Just raw..Fabulous..:D

I can do with out the hair pie deal.....that's just too organic in nature for me.....No hair is so much better....

The old ones are funny...the music is freakin' hilariuos! This one had (I think their names were) Peter North and Adam West and Ginger Lynn....does that sound right? They had the cheesey mustaches, cheesey haircuts and not that well endowed...sorry......pretty average I must say....and for porn that's kinda boring. We want to see some crazy stuff in those, yah know? I may take a trip down the local porn store and buy something freaky....well...not that freaky. :saint:

I have a porn shop literally 4 blocks away..eww..Hahaa! Isn't Peter North the one with the long uhh..spurting?

didn't look like it was spirting that long or high for that matter...not impressed..... Isn't there one called "Backstage Sluts" or something like that? I heard through some friends that that was pretty funny.......I'll have to look that one up.....hahaha

Send me the link if you find it..:saint:

Man..I thought it was Peter North..I'll do some research of my own!!!

found it...just Google Backstage Sluts...they have like a part 1, 2 & 3....wow...this might be funny...









well...these might be funny...they said they have real "Rock Stars" in them....ewww....I hope we don't see anyone we know or like in these videos.....

It ejaculates and everything!!! See? Peter North..

yeah..that's one of them...He didn't look that endowed in the movie....but maybe it was bad footage...hahaha

Yeah...I guess he was probably......the tan lines (smiley faces) under his ass were a big turn-off, I mean come on...that looked ridiculous......and he was sword fighting with another guy in it...and that too wasn't doing for me.........two weenies in one mouth is kinda nasty......ick!

Sword fighting? What was he using?? :o Eww..I get tired of the whole penis in mouth stuff..It's just not a turn on..

Hahaaa! The tan lines!! That's good shit..I like seeing the ripples on the girls boobies..We went to some nude dance show in Vegas one time and one of the girls had bruises on her legs and huge ripples in the side of her boobs..

hello ladies this is Warren Cuccurulo have you seen mine lately?