List of possible slogans promoting National Condom Week:

22. Don't make a mistake, cover your snake
23. Sex is cleaner with a packaged wiener
24. If you can't shield your rocket, leave it in your pocket
25. No glove, no love
26. If you think she'll sigh, cover old one eye
27. Even If she's eager, protect her beaver
28. No one likes a horses ass, protect yourself at climax
30. Avoid a frown, contain your clown
31. Harness the pygmy man before entering the bearded clam
32. Constrain the little head before you stick it in the shed
33. Put a condom on your dink before you dart it in her sink
34. The weasel you must surround before you please her on the ground
35. Cloak the joker before you poke her
36. Encase that torch before you paint her porch
37. Cape your throbber before you bob her
38. After detection sheath your erection
39. Before you penetrate hide your magistrate
40. Don't surprise her plug your Geyser
41. Cover that lumber before you pump her
42. Protect her wrinkle before you sprinkle
43. She won't bristle if you wrap your whistle
44. House your noodle then release your strudel
45. Put your dog in the pound and make her yelp like a hound
46. Shelter your jerky then nab that turkey
47. Cage that snake then shake and bake
48. Cover your peter it will be much neater
50. It's always funky to cage your monkey
51. It won't be funny with a coatless dummy
52. It won't be fun with an unwrapped thumb
53. It's not much money to catch your honey
54. Don't be a fool cover your tool
55. Hood that match then scratch that thatch
56. Stitch that switch then itch her niche
57. Wrap that tool to catch the drool
58. It ain't no jibe to protect her hive
59. Contain that sputum before you use him
60. Restrain your log then plow her bog


I thought everyone would get a kick out of these....tried to find Part 1 on this site....but couldn't , so here is Part 2.....

Those are so cheeezy! but funny ... you always come up with the good shit Michelle...:P

yup
my favorite "23. Sex is cleaner with a packaged wiener "
I love it

ha ha, man how about
want std's or kids? if not were a condom. I think that gets the point across.
that reminds me of IMA ROBOT... ha ha

but yeah ha ha,
well they have to be cheezy... or they don't get the cheeze you see... how can you get the cheeze... if your not cheezy...

I don't like condoms..

I do like 42. Protect her wrinkle before you sprinkle..

I like ...excuse me, miss...do you have a sock I can put 'this' in before I sock it to you one more time?