I love being late to work because of that morning poo that comes knocking at my back door wanting to be let out as I'm walking out the door..I can't ignore it, can I? And it's not something I can really call to work and tell them about..So here I am..Late..Wheeeee!!! I feel like I have the beginnings of a bladder infection, too..

Umm..Again..Just wanted to share with my lovely .net family..:duh:

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I know what you mean sister! My mom makes fun of me cause that ALWAYS happens to me! ahhaha :D

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whats' that supposed to mean? your mad cause we make deposits before work? hater

no, i'm one of those who have their sessions at work to save money by not wasting 'home' water :P j/k

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Originally posted by TurtleEnterprises I know what you mean sister! My mom makes fun of me cause that ALWAYS happens to me! ahhaha :D

Yay!! Turtle and I are in the poop-before-work club!! :duh:

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Originally posted by Noisemonster no, i'm one of those who have their sessions at work to save money by not wasting 'home' water :P j/k

I hate pooping at work..

school is worse... and when you really have to go the toilets are fucking horrible. urine everywhere. poop on the lid. no locks on the stalls
i just told the nurse i was sick so i can take a proper poo

Nice move, lurker!

I remember having morning sickness at school..(Yes..I'm a statistic..Teenage pregnancy..Whatever..)..The bathrooms weren't too bad, but to put your face down by that toilet? It made me vomit even more..

In our stalls, the floor is so worn down that its turned three colors; red, gray, and blue. Also there are no paper towels or "femenin products" of any kind.

It's just as well..I remember going into the girl's bathroom and there were always bloody tampons or maxi pads on the floor..Or maxi pads stuck to the doors and shit..

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Originally posted by Noisemonster no, i'm one of those who have their sessions at work to save money by not wasting 'home' water :P j/k

hahaa haa haaaa

damn those lazy, nasty-ass, biatches that don't put there bloody pads or tampons in the proper place!

What's the deal with that?! WEre the majority of girls in your school raised by monkeys or something?

My school bathrooms are actually quite clean. But I go to a school for nerds. Apparently nerdy kids = clean kids. But we are moving to a new campus this year so... I guess we'll see.

People thought it was funny..:o Shit..I don't know what went on in those sluts' minds!! I went to a nice school in a nice area..We were known as the snotty school, but we proved we could be just as dirty as the schools on the other side of the tracks..

nothing seems worse than

especially on a crowded festival. i bet there are a lot of people who don't poo for 4 days because of that..

:o:o:o:o:o pooping sucks......

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Originally posted by MichelleRene :o:o:o:o:o pooping sucks......

No way!!! Pooping is awesome! Especially if you ate too much the night before and you take a huge poo and it takes like 10 lbs off! I like to poo..In my own home and if I'm not in a rush..And if I have a good book..:duh:

I like reading the pennysave while handlin mine