I SWEAR TO GOD I'M GOING TO KILL BRODY'S COACH! Wait..Scratch that..His EX-coach! So this dildo's wife tells me last Friday that Brody shouldn't bother showing up for his game on Saturday cuz he didn't go to practice that week.."These are the rules"..REally? Where is it stated anywhere that these are the rules, bitch? Not in any of the papers that you gave out!! Besides, telling a kid not to bother coming to support his fucking team?? So, fine..Women are bitches..I'll talk to the coach..HE'S A MOTHER FUCKING BITCH TOO!! He kept interrupting me, speaking over me, not taking in ANY of the shit I was bringint up..Basically told me, "If you don't like my rules, switch teams lady" and hung up on me!! NO ONE HANGS UP ON POOBS!! Emails have been sent to the President and Registrar of the league requesting to switch teams and telling them what a complete asshole and how utterly disrespectful he was to me..Grrrr..I want to hit something..Dyler! Get over here!!

Damn..See how pissed off I am? Typos and misspellings all over that post!!

Forgot to add, my point in talking to him was to tell him, fine..That's his rule..I don't like it, but we'll deal..My issue was that we were told to not show up to the game! Shouldn't he still support his team? It's like banning him or some shit..Yeah..That's going to make him want to play for you, Ivo, you piece of shit..Oooooohhh..I'm still so mad..Luckily, my brother Corey is on the case and is going to raise Hell!! :D

scream into a pillow. works for me ,haha

Oh man that sucks. Those are fucked up rules, he's only a kid. And since when does there need to be such strict rules? It's about having fun. I had a total asshole for a coach on my softball team in like 4th grade. He took me out of the game because I called his daughter a bitch after she went up to me and kicked me in the shin, and she didn't even get in trouble. He was really mean to the kids and so was wife. But then his wife showed up drunk to one of the games and laughed when another girl on the other team got hurt and they kicked her out. It was hectic. I've come to learn that a lot of coaches are just on a power trip. I'm glad you are raising hell

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Originally posted by poobs I want to hit something..Dyler! Get over here!!

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Hey!!! What did i do.. The only coach i know is the the big red and silver one that belongs to one of the neighbours that parks over my drive every so often so i can't park my van outside my own house.. Hmmmmmmmmmm come to think of it yeah... All coaches are bastards

:duh::wow: damn.......you get em' Poobs!

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Originally posted by DylerPlummer Hey!!! What did i do.. The only coach i know is the the big red and silver one that belongs to one of the neighbours that parks over my drive every so often so i can't park my van outside my own house.. Hmmmmmmmmmm come to think of it yeah... All coaches are bastards

That's it Dyler!! Get angry with me!! Can you feel the rage of the .netters, you bastard coaches of the world?? Hear us roar!!

*meow*:duh:

Did I also fail to mention that Brody is the worst kid on the team? I'm not saying this to be mean..He's had some shitty coaches and he's a little awkward..But he loves to play, which is the whole point! The rest of the team have carried over from the past few seasons, so they all know each other and are pretty advanced..Funny how we're getting so completely shit on after I've made the observations that this coach and the team seem very competitive.. THEY'RE 8,9, AND 10 YEAR OLDS!! THEY SHOULD BE HAVING FUN!!! Oohhh..I'm still all fired up!!

Michelle - I will..:duh:

poor Brody......tell him to hang in there. I feel my hormones raging and I want to kill someone! Anyone! I just want to kick someone in their face until they cry.....

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Originally posted by MichelleRene poor Brody......tell him to hang in there. I feel my hormones raging and I want to kill someone! Anyone! I just want to kick someone in their face until they cry.....

Will you drink their precious tears after? :o:o

Brody doesn't know most of what happened..He knows he's switching teams though and he's stoked..

awww...that's good that he's excited about going to a different team. I hope he does well.

And as far as their precious tears...NO! I think I'll stick a Halloween mask on them so I can't see their tears! I want to stick a jack-o-lantern in their ass!

:wow: Remind me to never piss you off.. I don't think my precious bum could handle a jack-o-lantern..:o

[Edited on 9-29-2004 by poobs]

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Originally posted by poobs :wow: Remind me to never piss you off.. I don't think my precious bum could handle a jack-o-lantern..:o [Edited on 9-29-2004 by poobs]

Oh mine.. Erm.. Couldn't either

We'll see about that..:duh:

:o DYLER!

:duh: He knows he wants it..:P

jack-o-lantern bum! Do you want me to light it as well?:duh:

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Originally posted by poobs :duh: He knows he wants it..:P

You know i don't..

Awww..Come on, Dyler..Don't knock it till you try it, babe..

Only three things will ever touch my erm.. Def and dum and that's 1.. Bathwater
2.. Boxer shorts
and.. 3.. Fresh air as i moon to passing vehicles as i stand on the Chiswick roundabout.. :D

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All coaches are bastards

OOOOOH MYYYY GAAAAAWDD!!!

Did you guys see MAD TV Saturday night? The best sketch that stole the whole night was "Coach Hines". I took a video capture of it to show, but I'll have to wait to show it. You guys are gonna love it. It goes soooo perfect with this thread. I haven't laughed that hard in a long time. This character will definitely be a hit. I hope MAD TV realizes it.
Played by this guy:


Man, I love when this forum relates to other things in life. It's like the center of the universe for me. :D


[Edited on 29-9-2004 by Neuwave]

I hate it when you're are trying to talk to a person about something, and they talk over you!! I hate that!!!!! And they make it sound like it's your fault or some crap. DURR

I've seen Coach Hines, Neu!! He's awesome..Brody's ex coach is worse..

Coaches are always the worse. There will always be favortism which really sucks. My brother was in football but quit. All the coaches had them doing was running laps. While they sat around and talked to eachother, I told the team mom its not fair the fat dads are just standing around while the kids run, she didn't say anything. So anyways my brother quit cause the coaches sucked! Some parents get way to involved as if it were pro ball..relax !!!! So anyways yea i would have raised hell sooner or later as well poobs but he quit so yea that's that.

Hey Poobs - what they did to your son sucks! I agree with you being pissed. But the way you make them eat it- (with class)- is to refrain from all the cussing (even though it is deserved) and have a lawyer write a really nasty, scary letter. The point , at your kids age , is to have fun , develop skills, and learn good values like sporstmanship. Those pricks need a good scare - like legal action will be taken against them for their conduct. My mom is really good at that shit (even though she has a major crush on Alex) cuz she's a ciminal defense atorney. Keep giving them hell!